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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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electric puce telephone menage
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Lake embarrassed to the bone main people dingle berry
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
electric puce telephone menage
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Lake embarrassed to the bone main people dingle berry
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
electric puce telephone menage
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Shivering degenerate brethren
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
electric puce telephone menage
  07/06/25
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slate arousing laser beams heaven
  07/06/25
18000000000000
yapping meetinghouse pocket flask
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Gay bawdyhouse
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Shivering degenerate brethren
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Awkward crackhouse
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frozen clown center
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wonderful people who are hurt theater
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Razzle scourge upon the earth private investor
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cyan bat-shit-crazy stage cuckoldry
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iridescent church
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Blue irradiated office
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Gay bawdyhouse
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Lake embarrassed to the bone main people dingle berry
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Gay bawdyhouse
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
electric puce telephone menage
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Gay bawdyhouse
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Lake embarrassed to the bone main people dingle berry
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
electric puce telephone menage
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Gay bawdyhouse
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
copper exciting persian corn cake
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Gay bawdyhouse
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
razzle-dazzle elite business firm
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Dashing university fanboi
  07/06/25
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Blue irradiated office
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Awkward crackhouse
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
cerebral light codepig step-uncle's house
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
racy house-broken ticket booth potus
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
french turdskin nowag
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Peach ladyboy
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
electric puce telephone menage
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
copper exciting persian corn cake
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
electric puce telephone menage
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Peach ladyboy
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
copper exciting persian corn cake
  07/07/25
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frozen clown center
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Peach ladyboy
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
racy house-broken ticket booth potus
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
copper exciting persian corn cake
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
frozen clown center
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Peach ladyboy
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
frozen clown center
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Peach ladyboy
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
frozen clown center
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Peach ladyboy
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
Peach ladyboy
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Awkward crackhouse
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
frozen clown center
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electric puce telephone menage
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
Mind-boggling doctorate kitchen
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Gay bawdyhouse
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frozen clown center
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electric puce telephone menage
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Lemon Know-it-all Set Striped Hyena
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Razzle scourge upon the earth private investor
  07/11/25
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electric puce telephone menage
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Aggressive school milk
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: electric puce telephone menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Lake embarrassed to the bone main people dingle berry

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: electric puce telephone menage

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Lake embarrassed to the bone main people dingle berry

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: electric puce telephone menage

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Shivering degenerate brethren

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: electric puce telephone menage

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: slate arousing laser beams heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077828)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: yapping meetinghouse pocket flask

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Gay bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077871)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Shivering degenerate brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077970)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: vibrant gay wizard gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077972)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Awkward crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077984)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Claret resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078003)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: french turdskin nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078357)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: brindle nighttime macaca generalized bond



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: frozen clown center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078734)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Bearded Canary Market Puppy



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: wonderful people who are hurt theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Razzle scourge upon the earth private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093483)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: cyan bat-shit-crazy stage cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093498)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: iridescent church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093503)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Blue irradiated office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49095662)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Gay bawdyhouse

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Lake embarrassed to the bone main people dingle berry

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Gay bawdyhouse

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: electric puce telephone menage

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Gay bawdyhouse

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Lake embarrassed to the bone main people dingle berry

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: electric puce telephone menage

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Gay bawdyhouse

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: copper exciting persian corn cake

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Gay bawdyhouse

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle elite business firm

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Dashing university fanboi

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Blue irradiated office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Awkward crackhouse

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: cerebral light codepig step-uncle's house

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: racy house-broken ticket booth potus

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: french turdskin nowag

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Peach ladyboy

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: electric puce telephone menage

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: copper exciting persian corn cake

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: electric puce telephone menage

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Peach ladyboy

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: copper exciting persian corn cake

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: frozen clown center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Peach ladyboy

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: racy house-broken ticket booth potus

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: copper exciting persian corn cake

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: frozen clown center

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Peach ladyboy

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: frozen clown center

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Peach ladyboy

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: frozen clown center

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Peach ladyboy

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Peach ladyboy

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Awkward crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49079845)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: frozen clown center

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: electric puce telephone menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49084897)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Mind-boggling doctorate kitchen

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Gay bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087517)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: frozen clown center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093480)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: electric puce telephone menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087316)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Lemon Know-it-all Set Striped Hyena

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Razzle scourge upon the earth private investor

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: electric puce telephone menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49095655)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Aggressive school milk

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099235)