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Protestant theology is so retarded it's unbelievable

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razzle-dazzle foreskin doctorate
  07/28/25
taking Qs
grizzly pozpig
  07/28/25
Why are you gay
razzle-dazzle foreskin doctorate
  07/28/25
u hit the nail on the head
grizzly pozpig
  07/28/25
that's why it's so based, that's what keeps the unbelievers ...
Bossy Vigorous Internal Respiration Home
  07/28/25
Nobody cares about these extremely esoteric details. You guy...
Razzmatazz Disrespectful Whorehouse
  07/28/25
(doesn't have Secret Knowledge)
salmon marvelous mexican
  07/28/25
it's just stupid bullshit jews bring up to suck up air and p...
Amethyst Twisted Black Woman
  07/28/25
...
Razzmatazz Disrespectful Whorehouse
  07/28/25
it's incredibly simple and for people who don't want to spen...
Cracking blue plaza
  07/28/25
They all act like toddlers
razzle-dazzle foreskin doctorate
  07/28/25
yeah but that's preferable sometimes Catholics are made Old...
Cracking blue plaza
  07/28/25
brutal
Bossy Vigorous Internal Respiration Home
  07/28/25
not a neg and it's also part of what gives him so much SOVL
Cracking blue plaza
  07/28/25
They just read the Bible literally and discard everything el...
Well-lubricated Rigor
  07/28/25
the latter is nuts. probably the biggest salient difference ...
Razzmatazz Disrespectful Whorehouse
  07/28/25
Joel Osteen =/= Methodism or Episcopalianism The Amish are ...
Cracking blue plaza
  07/28/25
yeah "protestantism" is a ridiculously broad categ...
Bossy Vigorous Internal Respiration Home
  07/28/25
Amish, Moravians, Episcopalians, Barthian Neo Lutherans, 100...
grizzly pozpig
  07/28/25
So much better to worship beads and mary trinkets. THOOO th...
soggy odious abode
  07/29/25
as compared to catholics trying to commit genocides because ...
Orchid Nubile Step-uncle's House Reading Party
  07/28/25
very confusing post!
grizzly pozpig
  07/28/25
do you have even the slightest understanding of the history ...
Orchid Nubile Step-uncle's House Reading Party
  07/28/25
yes & not a fan of violence and related coercion by chur...
grizzly pozpig
  07/28/25
protestants typically played defense in european religious w...
Cracking blue plaza
  07/30/25
based if true
Amethyst Twisted Black Woman
  07/28/25
you see, they are the same being, but they can't have the sa...
Orchid Nubile Step-uncle's House Reading Party
  07/28/25
correct
Amethyst Twisted Black Woman
  07/28/25
but did Jesus exist before God sent him here? Answer careful...
Orchid Nubile Step-uncle's House Reading Party
  07/28/25
yes if you think this doesnt matter youre a retard and sh...
Amethyst Twisted Black Woman
  07/28/25
but his mortal nature also? Even prior to the creation of mo...
Orchid Nubile Step-uncle's House Reading Party
  07/28/25
you're a dumb kike
Amethyst Twisted Black Woman
  07/28/25
I'm not sure if you agree or disagree? Did jesus have a mort...
Orchid Nubile Step-uncle's House Reading Party
  07/28/25
Yes. In John 8:58, Jesus says, "Before Abraham was, I A...
Elite Market Faggot Firefighter
  07/29/25
...
Passionate philosopher-king
  07/29/25
easy for us westerners wading in the morass of deracinated l...
Cracking blue plaza
  07/28/25
yeah destroying your entire society to make sure people chan...
Orchid Nubile Step-uncle's House Reading Party
  07/28/25
no but somewhere in between that and this there's a happy me...
Cracking blue plaza
  07/28/25
and buttfucking child raping catholics never found it, they ...
Orchid Nubile Step-uncle's House Reading Party
  07/28/25
Its downfall is the lack of authoritative figures who can &l...
Spectacular Buff Sneaky Criminal
  07/28/25
Great neg
razzle-dazzle foreskin doctorate
  07/28/25
...
Bossy Vigorous Internal Respiration Home
  07/28/25
https://x.com/MonadFan/status/1949872173956448406
Bossy Vigorous Internal Respiration Home
  07/29/25
@grok what are people arguing about itt
razzle-dazzle foreskin doctorate
  07/29/25


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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle foreskin doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139055)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: grizzly pozpig

taking Qs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139060)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle foreskin doctorate

Why are you gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139063)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: grizzly pozpig

u hit the nail on the head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139068)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: Bossy Vigorous Internal Respiration Home

that's why it's so based, that's what keeps the unbelievers out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139061)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Disrespectful Whorehouse

Nobody cares about these extremely esoteric details. You guys take something that's already impossible boring (religion) and make it even more boring. It's unbelievable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139066)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: salmon marvelous mexican

(doesn't have Secret Knowledge)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139078)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Amethyst Twisted Black Woman

it's just stupid bullshit jews bring up to suck up air and preclude the discussion of them being interloping jews that are only there to mooch off of White people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139103)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Disrespectful Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139115)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: Cracking blue plaza

it's incredibly simple and for people who don't want to spend their entire lives in the Land of the Lotus-Eaters debating ecumenical niggles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139067)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle foreskin doctorate

They all act like toddlers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139075)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Cracking blue plaza

yeah but that's preferable sometimes

Catholics are made Old too fast and they get all of these weird neuroses and hang-ups from it. Lex is a Catholic of this stripe imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139102)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Bossy Vigorous Internal Respiration Home

brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139135)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Cracking blue plaza

not a neg and it's also part of what gives him so much SOVL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139138)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Rigor

They just read the Bible literally and discard everything else, and they worship money and Jews

Pretty simple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139113)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Disrespectful Whorehouse

the latter is nuts. probably the biggest salient difference between catholicism and protestantism. Money that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139120)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Cracking blue plaza

Joel Osteen =/= Methodism or Episcopalianism

The Amish are protestants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139121)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Bossy Vigorous Internal Respiration Home

yeah "protestantism" is a ridiculously broad category and it's just low IQ to stereotype them unironically

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139131)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: grizzly pozpig

Amish, Moravians, Episcopalians, Barthian Neo Lutherans, 1000000k Megatelaboomermall chuchmos, African Charismatic Anglicans, Snake-Pwning Pentecostals, etc

reducing “Protestantism” to a single idea or ethos is braindead thinking, usually in the mode of apologetics of some form or other

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139144)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: soggy odious abode

So much better to worship beads and mary trinkets. THOOO thufuisticcated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49140253)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Orchid Nubile Step-uncle's House Reading Party

as compared to catholics trying to commit genocides because somebody thinks Jesus and God have the same nature? Yeah, real retarded as compared to that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139127)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: grizzly pozpig

very confusing post!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139146)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Orchid Nubile Step-uncle's House Reading Party

do you have even the slightest understanding of the history of the church or the various heresies they decided warranted mass bloodshed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139152)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: grizzly pozpig

yes & not a fan of violence and related coercion by church or state where directed/coerced by church

but not sure protestants across the board get high marks here, only anabaptists in the polemical period you’re harkening back to get an A for discipleship on this, and the “obscure” point of Christ’s divinity is sort of a key point for all Christians that take any aspect of the substantive faith seriously so kind of a weird point to emphasize

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139197)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Cracking blue plaza

protestants typically played defense in european religious wars imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49143414)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Amethyst Twisted Black Woman

based if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139148)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Orchid Nubile Step-uncle's House Reading Party

you see, they are the same being, but they can't have the same nature, but they are the same, but different if you use certain words, and those really, really fucking matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139155)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Amethyst Twisted Black Woman

correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139158)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Orchid Nubile Step-uncle's House Reading Party

but did Jesus exist before God sent him here? Answer carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139163)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Amethyst Twisted Black Woman

yes

if you think this doesnt matter youre a retard and should go to hell forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139170)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Orchid Nubile Step-uncle's House Reading Party

but his mortal nature also? Even prior to the creation of mortal men? I will kill you over this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139176)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Amethyst Twisted Black Woman

you're a dumb kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139181)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:17 PM
Author: Orchid Nubile Step-uncle's House Reading Party

I'm not sure if you agree or disagree? Did jesus have a mortal nature for all of eternity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139183)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Elite Market Faggot Firefighter

Yes. In John 8:58, Jesus says, "Before Abraham was, I AM." This is an allusion to God referring to himself as I AM when he revealed himself to Moses, and denotes the axiomatic, beginningless existence of God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49140207)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Passionate philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49140224)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Cracking blue plaza

easy for us westerners wading in the morass of deracinated late modernity to say as we can't even imagine the strength of conviction needed to murder another man over somewhat minor doctrinal disputes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139161)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Orchid Nubile Step-uncle's House Reading Party

yeah destroying your entire society to make sure people chant the right thing is credited if you're a retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139164)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Cracking blue plaza

no but somewhere in between that and this there's a happy medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139167)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Orchid Nubile Step-uncle's House Reading Party

and buttfucking child raping catholics never found it, they were either just putting atheists into the papacy or burning down villages to enforce the edicts of that atheist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139180)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:17 PM
Author: Spectacular Buff Sneaky Criminal

Its downfall is the lack of authoritative figures who can “yes” and “no” as to what is acceptable. Religions need an umpire. You begin with Lutheranism then you get Calvinism and Anglicanism and now so many you can’t count them. Compare to the Catholic Church, with all its scandal, flawed popes, lost wars, it still has a thriving core component after 20 centuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139182)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:19 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle foreskin doctorate

Great neg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139187)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Bossy Vigorous Internal Respiration Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139195)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Bossy Vigorous Internal Respiration Home

https://x.com/MonadFan/status/1949872173956448406

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139919)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle foreskin doctorate

@grok what are people arguing about itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49141440)