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Really hope my FRIENDS here will watch my CA9 argument at 9:30 tmrw

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Metal jap dingle berry
  07/14/25
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galvanic tattoo
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Ty
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are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?
Khaki love of her life doctorate
  07/14/25
The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation...
Metal jap dingle berry
  07/14/25
so far I remain unrenumerated
Khaki love of her life doctorate
  07/14/25
That’s all about to change.
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  07/14/25
make it quick I'm drowning here
Khaki love of her life doctorate
  07/14/25
Is this from the gas station case? I remember seeing thos...
Vermilion plaza
  07/14/25
Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pill...
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Cracking Set
  07/14/25
it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again...
Marvelous haunting hunting ground
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who is opposing counsel
cream den
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A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.
Metal jap dingle berry
  07/14/25
i wish both you and zurich tp luck
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9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?
autistic talented hissy fit turdskin
  07/14/25
Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1
Metal jap dingle berry
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ
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what a stud
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will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your F...
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I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’l...
Metal jap dingle berry
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Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice ar...
Diverse Degenerate Gunner
  07/14/25
Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that'...
autistic talented hissy fit turdskin
  07/14/25
Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me f...
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The N-word would be a clever wink
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You're honor I'm gay
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"I have sex with men for money"
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at least use the word scholarship.
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Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...
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Bangarang could fly under the radar
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your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black ...
Khaki love of her life doctorate
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CNN made “jet black” too famous
Metal jap dingle berry
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I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger...
Khaki love of her life doctorate
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May it please this Tall Court, counsel...
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Best of luck
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EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow
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judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the bac...
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what is this case over anyway
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Where is the link
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=U...
cream den
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Ty This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm
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what's the azn lawyer's moniker?
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Here he comes
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He said "your honors" when he meant "yours ho...
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Wow aren't laws crazy
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1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that...
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Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the o...
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Kenneth Play
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Sorry your honor i fucked up haha
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why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?
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Really makes you think huh
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but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size...
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Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺
Metal jap dingle berry
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Oh epah fucked up
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Imagine?
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Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of &ls...
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"I can turn him straight"
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I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and ho...
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“If your honors would like…”
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Tho humble
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we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation
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lawyers no one has ever heard of tp
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That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well w...
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he's doing great court has no interests in his opponents ...
Carnelian Roommate Goyim
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I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living ea...
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infuriating self-absorbed idiot
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Relatively modest recovery tp
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Took some umbrage tp Unbridled success tp
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Further errors tp
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forwent work
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looking at their firm size tp
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Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny...
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Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envis...
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*gayer
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That’s how all people from CA sound
insecure knife
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Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."
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Hyperventilating laughsome crackhouse
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he's just "eccentric"
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Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as eviden...
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let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting
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We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on Califor...
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cream den
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litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest...
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not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (cand...
infuriating self-absorbed idiot
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im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and manneri...
infuriating self-absorbed idiot
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ive listened to tsinah as well 😔
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He’s really good
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im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encoun...
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180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster
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slaveholders were 180 tho
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EPAH is worse than any slaveholder
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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: Metal jap dingle berry

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: galvanic tattoo

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: Metal jap dingle berry

Ty

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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: magenta erotic sandwich



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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Khaki love of her life doctorate

are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Metal jap dingle berry

The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation, skill, and experience.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Khaki love of her life doctorate

so far I remain unrenumerated

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Metal jap dingle berry

That’s all about to change.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Khaki love of her life doctorate

make it quick I'm drowning here

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Vermilion plaza

Is this from the gas station case?

I remember seeing those fee arguments a while ago and thought you were on reasonably solid ground, with a pretty well developed basis for your request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101439)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Metal jap dingle berry

Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pills case was over a long time ago, after RT and I agreed to be nice to each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101452)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:11 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Marvelous haunting hunting ground

it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: cream den

who is opposing counsel

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Metal jap dingle berry

A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: cream den

i wish both you and zurich tp luck

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:40 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:53 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: infuriating self-absorbed idiot



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: autistic talented hissy fit turdskin

9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: Metal jap dingle berry

Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: autistic talented hissy fit turdskin

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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Kenneth Play

what a stud

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: walnut liquid oxygen nursing home

will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your FRIENDS plz

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Metal jap dingle berry

I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’ll let it fly

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Diverse Degenerate Gunner

Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice area is the load bearing slash of our petition for fees.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: autistic talented hissy fit turdskin

Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that's a complete 180 from what's in the papers. Hope this helps.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: Diverse Degenerate Gunner

Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me feeling like a beady eyed Breezewood bathroom attendant

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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: razzle shaky ape personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103242)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Out-of-control hell

The N-word would be a clever wink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101551)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Effete Striped Hyena Coldplay Fan

You're honor I'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101589)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: autistic talented hissy fit turdskin

"I have sex with men for money"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101740)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: flesh background story

at least use the word scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101744)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: flesh background story

Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101748)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Frozen bipolar gaping

Bangarang could fly under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49102959)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Khaki love of her life doctorate

your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black letter law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101573)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Metal jap dingle berry

CNN made “jet black” too famous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101585)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Khaki love of her life doctorate

I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger" but that seems too on the nose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101664)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: aphrodisiac goal in life shrine

May it please this Tall Court, counsel...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49102962)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Coral garrison legal warrant

Best of luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101830)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Light heaven

good luck buddy

the most "appellate" work ive done lately is getting a frivolous small claims court appeal dismissed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49102964)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Awkward Really Tough Guy Brunch

got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgating rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49102968)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: cream den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103126)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49116110)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Awkward Really Tough Guy Brunch

EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: cream den

judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the background

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103137)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Light heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103140)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Awkward Really Tough Guy Brunch

what is this case over anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103147)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Hyperventilating laughsome crackhouse

Where is the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103142)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: cream den

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=UnitedStatesCourtofAppealsfortheNinthCircuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103145)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Hyperventilating laughsome crackhouse

Ty

This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103153)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Stirring Yarmulke Queen Of The Night

what's the azn lawyer's moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103143)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Carnelian Roommate Goyim

looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary goes down in flames 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103151)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Awkward Really Tough Guy Brunch

Here he comes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103161)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Awkward Really Tough Guy Brunch

He said "your honors" when he meant "yours honor" off to a terrible start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103163)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: slate filthy old irish cottage church

rookie blunder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103186)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Light heaven

ahhhhh shit!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103162)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Bearded wagecucks tanning salon

Wow aren't laws crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103164)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Hyperventilating laughsome crackhouse

Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack

Maybe you two should link up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103168)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Awkward Really Tough Guy Brunch

1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that, EPAH voted for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103171)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Stirring Yarmulke Queen Of The Night

Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the other guy was talking about, I'd like to focus on the district court fucking me over on fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103170)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Awkward Really Tough Guy Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103174)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Out-of-control hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103204)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: infuriating self-absorbed idiot

almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably already knew he wasnt getting dat retrial walking in but none of the judges stopping epah and asking him about defendants argument really hammers home hes dunn hurr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103584)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Rambunctious Adventurous Stain Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103798)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49116113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Bearded wagecucks tanning salon

Sorry your honor i fucked up haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103177)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Awkward Really Tough Guy Brunch

why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103179)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Hyperventilating laughsome crackhouse

Really makes you think huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103184)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Awkward Really Tough Guy Brunch

but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size doesn't matter"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103188)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Bearded wagecucks tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103193)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Stirring Yarmulke Queen Of The Night

Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103183)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Bearded wagecucks tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103191)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Metal jap dingle berry

Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103350)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: walnut liquid oxygen nursing home

Oh epah fucked up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103181)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: autistic talented hissy fit turdskin

baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103192)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Bearded wagecucks tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103194)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Slap-happy canary stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103198)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Out-of-control hell

baldmo judge tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103201)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Jet-lagged dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103251)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: motley flickering factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103397)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: violent library candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103523)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: razzle shaky ape personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103246)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Jet-lagged dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103250)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: insane electric therapy

needs legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103582)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Hyperventilating laughsome crackhouse

Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103195)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: histrionic gas station athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103534)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Out-of-control hell

Imagine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104300)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Out-of-control hell

Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of ‘archaic’ antitrust law. “I would have awarded a higher rate because I know how hard it is.”

Too bad EPAH is fumbling the record cites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103199)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Awkward Really Tough Guy Brunch

"I can turn him straight"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103202)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: cream den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103207)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Hyperventilating laughsome crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103214)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Out-of-control hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103215)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Jet-lagged dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103298)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Apoplectic Sapphire Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103333)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: trip salmon center travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103430)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: violent library candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103524)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Naked stead newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Metal jap dingle berry

The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on the third appeal of our cigar case. I’ve got a feeling she’s going to be delivering a lot of money to me thru these two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103390)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49116117)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Awkward Really Tough Guy Brunch

I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and hope EPAH takes off his shirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103200)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Out-of-control hell

“If your honors would like…”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103210)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: walnut liquid oxygen nursing home

Tho humble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103209)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Slap-happy canary stage

we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103212)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Stirring Yarmulke Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103310)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Awkward Really Tough Guy Brunch

lawyers no one has ever heard of tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103218)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Metal jap dingle berry

That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well with people when he says it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103353)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Awkward Really Tough Guy Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103355)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Carnelian Roommate Goyim

he's doing great

court has no interests in his opponents arguments, spending the whole argument thinking very seriously about whether EPAH should get more money

one fuck up on the citation on 7-8, but handled it smoothly

I liked the "top floor of the u.s. bank building" point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103227)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Out-of-control hell

I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living earning fees on earning fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103252)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: infuriating self-absorbed idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103570)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Bearded wagecucks tanning salon

Relatively modest recovery tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103234)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Bearded wagecucks tanning salon

Took some umbrage tp

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103237)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Awkward Really Tough Guy Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103239)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Bearded wagecucks tanning salon

Further errors tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103240)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: walnut liquid oxygen nursing home

forwent work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103256)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: Awkward Really Tough Guy Brunch

looking at their firm size tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103269)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Hyperventilating laughsome crackhouse

Just realized that the firm they went against in this case is literally named "Prestige"

Fucking lmao at "lawyers" Jesus Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103245)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Awkward Really Tough Guy Brunch

Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny pink 2 minutes of rebuttal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103253)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: insecure knife

Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envisioned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103249)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: walnut liquid oxygen nursing home

*gayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103254)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: insecure knife

That’s how all people from CA sound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103276)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: autistic talented hissy fit turdskin

Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103741)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Jet-lagged dopamine

He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm's LGBTQ affinity group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103257)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Apoplectic Sapphire Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103332)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Marvelous haunting hunting ground

kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103379)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Metal jap dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103356)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: violent library candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103525)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Odious Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103540)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Rambunctious Adventurous Stain Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103800)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: Effete Striped Hyena Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104420)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: mischievous stimulating dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105376)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Hyperventilating laughsome crackhouse

Agreed

Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts here haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103260)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: autistic talented hissy fit turdskin

he's just "eccentric"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103266)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Awkward Really Tough Guy Brunch

why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose this case, whatever it's about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103261)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: Jet-lagged dopamine

tls fox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Awkward Really Tough Guy Brunch

https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html

jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103280)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Jet-lagged dopamine

lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liberals in biglaw comic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103290)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: cream den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103411)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Hyperventilating laughsome crackhouse

"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the first place and we should have won and so we shouldn't even have to pay these guys any money to begin with, let alone the amount of money they say they deserve"

Whoa. So this is the power of Lawyering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103284)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: Thriller amber puppy

did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in the back of the court room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103302)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Fragrant talking private investor

Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as evidence of his TTTness like the old MLB scouts in Moneyball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103291)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: walnut liquid oxygen nursing home

let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103296)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Awkward Really Tough Guy Brunch

gonna have to be way more specific

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103313)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Metal jap dingle berry

👋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103360)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: motley flickering factory reset button

"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four black children."

*9th circuit stares blankly*

"Two of them are Trans"

*papers shuffle around*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103366)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Metal jap dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103374)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: motley flickering factory reset button

You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had no idea what this case was about. This was the most obscure shit ever. It's cool you make a lot of money arguing with other eggheads about random crap on behalf of giant corporations over a few more dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103386)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Metal jap dingle berry

It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103394)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: motley flickering factory reset button

Lmaooooo

What was all the discussion about novelty and compensation and citing a bunch of California state supreme court cases about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103402)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Metal jap dingle berry

We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on California’s “mini RPA” statute. Under CA law you’re supposed to get a fee “multiplier” when you take a case on contingency that is novel, requires skill, and precluded you from taking other work. So on remand we’ll ask for 2x of whatever our trial judge awards.

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103415)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: motley flickering factory reset button

Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind

jury plaintiff-side jury verdict tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103417)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Metal jap dingle berry

Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103427)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Awkward Really Tough Guy Brunch

Defense taking umbrage tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103431)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: motley flickering factory reset button

I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103441)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49116120)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Jet-lagged dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103835)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: racy bespoke bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103435)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Rebellious fat ankles market

was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103438)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: cream den

pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103453)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: bateful avocado home

Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103488)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: vigorous french chef

WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) where EPAH takes his shirt off? TY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103550)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: walnut liquid oxygen nursing home

stfu fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103560)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: vigorous french chef

It is good to be home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103562)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: infuriating self-absorbed idiot

the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polithiths shitpoaster is whether they can admit epah is a 180 poaster.

great job champ fuck those baldmo fags on the top floor of the us bank building

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103576)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: cream den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103587)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: insane electric therapy

litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest thing on earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103591)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: infuriating self-absorbed idiot

not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (candy ride, benzo) let alone world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103594)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: insane electric therapy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103602)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: infuriating self-absorbed idiot

im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and mannerisms but did you listen tk those other two?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103610)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: insane electric therapy

ive listened to tsinah as well 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103632)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Apoplectic Sapphire Pit

He’s really good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103670)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Mahogany Locale

im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encountered tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104211)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Hyperventilating laughsome crackhouse

180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103612)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: trip salmon center travel guidebook

as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being he’s lower than dogshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103617)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: infuriating self-absorbed idiot

jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contribution to scholarship, neither should epahs troon kids!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103623)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: walnut liquid oxygen nursing home

slaveholders were 180 tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103633)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: trip salmon center travel guidebook

EPAH is worse than any slaveholder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103686)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104005)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: aphrodisiac goal in life shrine

So thoughtful! So moderate!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103727)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: infuriating self-absorbed idiot

you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you stopped talking massive shit about him right around the time he showed zzz tremendous grace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103730)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bearded institution becky

You really aren’t

In a position to comment yet. And your asinine public hot takes aren’t furthering your reputation as an advocate. Chill out and buckle down and get to work and take your wins and hits for a few years if you want to be good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bearded institution becky

Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. The only note I have would be to talk more about the public policy benefits of taking on these cases, along with applicable literature. Anyway good job. I hope you get another million.

I hope a crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod doesn’t delete this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104203)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Metal jap dingle berry

ty pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104951)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: magenta erotic sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105371)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: infuriating self-absorbed idiot

this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice any weight anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105385)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: Violet Gay Wizard Church Building

You have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105451)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: infuriating self-absorbed idiot

im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk why you even poast under pumos when your voice and behavior is so identifiable.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750333&mc=44&forum_id=2#49105455

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105461)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Mahogany Locale

crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105396)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Naked stead newt

If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge talks about the size of EPAH's sperm at 25:21:

https://www.youtube.com/live/KK68ynUnvSQ?si=XNEVYlCkDUdL2ZZG&t=1521

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104554)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Bearded wagecucks tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104621)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: mischievous stimulating dog poop

Lead story on the daily journal congrats bro you're big time now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105328)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: charismatic national security agency

You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105345)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Metal jap dingle berry

Gorgeous guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49106112)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: High-end mauve office sex offender

So do your black gorillas gf peg you?

When you go “surfing” is it because you like to look at other men?

Aren’t lawyers suppose to be ALPHA AF. You look like you are wasting away from Gaids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105365)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Mahogany Locale

At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White and Non-Jewish, which is more than anyone can say for you my man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105370)