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Google I/O 2025 AI announcements

https://io.google/2025/ Google is expected to unveil a su...
scholarship
  05/20/25
everything is computer
computer online
  05/20/25
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scholarship
  05/20/25
whoever makes AI gfs first wins it's that simple
spread-eagle, her vaginal area on a zip line
  05/20/25
That’s what their project astra is, an ai gf
scholarship
  05/20/25
they're presenting their plan for a universal AI assistant n...
spread-eagle, her vaginal area on a zip line
  05/20/25
It will give blowjobs by Christmas at this rate. “Girl...
scholarship
  05/20/25
just opened the stream and it's a literal nigger behind turn...
spread-eagle, her vaginal area on a zip line
  05/20/25
not flame
;..........,,,...,,.;.,,...,,,;.;.
  05/20/25
Is this that band?
scholarship
  05/20/25
*chopping up garlic* “I like it with lots of oil.&r...
blow off some steam
  05/20/25
the crazy thing is that guy is such an over the top faggot t...
spread-eagle, her vaginal area on a zip line
  05/20/25
i was thinking the other day that in the future you'll be ab...
UhOh
  05/20/25
We are all Rick Rubin now.
Ass Sunstein
  05/20/25
Logic Pro does a lot of this. Can already do piano, drums, a...
scholarship
  05/20/25
NYT Opinion | “The Future Is Now, and It’s Just ...
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  05/20/25
...
scholarship
  05/20/25
Lots of people are about to be unemployed. We’re candl...
scholarship
  05/20/25
this is so, so weird and sterile and completely uninspiring ...
spread-eagle, her vaginal area on a zip line
  05/20/25
Half the audience doesn’t speak english anyway
scholarship
  05/20/25
if someone gave me $50 million i would release AI girlfriend...
spread-eagle, her vaginal area on a zip line
  05/20/25
Google will find a way to gay this up with ads
scholarship
  05/20/25
Every Google presentation or event is like this. They are te...
Ass Sunstein
  05/20/25
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spread-eagle, her vaginal area on a zip line
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...
scholarship
  05/20/25
$250/month for ultra
scholarship
  05/20/25
lol now there are two turdskins of different shades of turd ...
spread-eagle, her vaginal area on a zip line
  05/20/25
https://blog.google/technology/google-deepmind/google-gemini...
.,.,,..,..,.,..:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,.
  05/20/25
The world is fucked
scholarship
  05/20/25


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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: scholarship

https://io.google/2025/

Google is expected to unveil a suite of new AI products today that it hopes will supercharge its already-dominant search engine, aiming to beat the likes of OpenAI, Microsoft and Meta in a fierce competition for global AI dominance.

At its annual Google I/O conference, which typically sets the tone for Google’s strategic direction in the year ahead, it will provide updates to the Gemini AI model that could make its suite of consumer-facing products even smarter as it also builds out more advanced features to sell to business and creators for a subscription.

Companies like OpenAI, Anthropic, Meta and Google have continued to refine their large language models in recent years, rolling out rapid advancements in hope of keeping pace with one another.

Lately, the industry has also been racing to develop AI agents, or tools that automatically come up with plans and execute them upon users’ requests. The technology has become so accessible that some platforms now are even using AI agents to help everyday people create their own AI-powered tools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727746&forum_id=2#48947158)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: computer online (🧐)

everything is computer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727746&forum_id=2#48947165)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: scholarship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727746&forum_id=2#48947185)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: spread-eagle, her vaginal area on a zip line

whoever makes AI gfs first wins

it's that simple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727746&forum_id=2#48947182)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: scholarship

That’s what their project astra is, an ai gf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727746&forum_id=2#48947188)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: spread-eagle, her vaginal area on a zip line

they're presenting their plan for a universal AI assistant now

i mean this is all talk, though. anyone can say that they can do this. the technology is not there yet. the tech for AI gfs is definitely already here though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727746&forum_id=2#48947519)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: scholarship

It will give blowjobs by Christmas at this rate. “Girlfriends” and most “lawyers” are done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727746&forum_id=2#48947529)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: spread-eagle, her vaginal area on a zip line

just opened the stream and it's a literal nigger behind turntables talking about how he's going to "jam with the computer" (sic)

yeah ok openAI is winning this game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727746&forum_id=2#48947186)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: ;..........,,,...,,.;.,,...,,,;.;.


not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727746&forum_id=2#48947192)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: scholarship

Is this that band?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727746&forum_id=2#48947196)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: blow off some steam

*chopping up garlic*

“I like it with lots of oil.”

*stares directly into camera, does creepy gay jew smile*

“I get fucked by men. I’m Sam Altman.”

bright future ahead! really serious and important stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727746&forum_id=2#48947198)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: spread-eagle, her vaginal area on a zip line

the crazy thing is that guy is such an over the top faggot that nobody believes he molested his crazy ugly jewish sister because he's too gay to do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727746&forum_id=2#48947207)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: UhOh

i was thinking the other day that in the future you'll be able to sing or play something basic to your computer and it will provide endless accompaniment options. don't like the rock drums, tell it to go more jazzy. more elvin jones, less gene krupa. make the bass sound like geddy lee. write a bridge. add a choir on the bridge. mix it all like daniel lanois. people with minimal music ability will be able to make high quality recordings with ease.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727746&forum_id=2#48947209)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

We are all Rick Rubin now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727746&forum_id=2#48947832)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: scholarship

Logic Pro does a lot of this. Can already do piano, drums, and bass pretty well. And then you just supply the guitar and vocals. Musicians will be obsolete soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727746&forum_id=2#48948063)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing)

NYT Opinion | “The Future Is Now, and It’s Just a Gay DJ Making Eye Contact with My Fridge”

By: Evan39 (Night Manager, Safeway Aurora Station | Equity Partner, Perkins Coie: UX Death Panel Subdivision)

May 20, 2025

I tuned into the Google I/O stream from my break room, expecting to be briefed on AI-enhanced tax optimization or perhaps a breakthrough in autonomous grocery shrink control. Instead, a man in a bucket hat was beatboxing into a spatial microphone while telling me he planned to "jam with the computer."

An adjacent Black woman announced the arrival of “Project Astra,” which I now understand is Google’s term for an AI girlfriend who listens without judgment, simulates boundary-respecting intimacy, and can help you reset your Google password.

I watched, mouth slightly agape, as executives promised a future where your fridge knows your insecurities and your email drafts are rewritten by something more self-actualized than you’ll ever be.

I am once again reminded that in the arms race for synthetic sentience, it is not OpenAI or Meta who lead—but the Mahchine™ itself.

And it already knows I microwave egg salad.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727746&forum_id=2#48947158

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727746&forum_id=2#48947256)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: scholarship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727746&forum_id=2#48947323)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: scholarship

Lots of people are about to be unemployed. We’re candles and they’ve got Indians on stage playing with carbon filaments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727746&forum_id=2#48947489)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: spread-eagle, her vaginal area on a zip line

this is so, so weird and sterile and completely uninspiring

i really cannot imagine that this kind of presentation appeals to any actual individual human beings

this is, paradoxically(?), the kind of overall aesthetic and presentation that you get when you try to take an overall average of all human preferences - like an LLM does - rather than creating a presentation and aesthetic from scratch, with a particular inspiration, like a human does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727746&forum_id=2#48947557)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: scholarship

Half the audience doesn’t speak english anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727746&forum_id=2#48947563)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: spread-eagle, her vaginal area on a zip line

if someone gave me $50 million i would release AI girlfriends/boyfriends and become a trillionaire

when Thielbucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727746&forum_id=2#48947572)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: scholarship

Google will find a way to gay this up with ads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727746&forum_id=2#48947582)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

Every Google presentation or event is like this. They are terrible at anything involving normal people or customers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727746&forum_id=2#48947835)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: spread-eagle, her vaginal area on a zip line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727746&forum_id=2#48947843)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: scholarship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727746&forum_id=2#48948336)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: scholarship

$250/month for ultra

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727746&forum_id=2#48947813)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: spread-eagle, her vaginal area on a zip line

lol now there are two turdskins of different shades of turd babbling in two different turd languages while the AI freezes and fails to translate their conversation back and forth in real time

these people suck man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727746&forum_id=2#48947842)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: .,.,,..,..,.,..:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,.


https://blog.google/technology/google-deepmind/google-gemini-updates-io-2025/

The Deep Think model gets 50% correct on US math olympiad. It’s incredible how quickly these models are improving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727746&forum_id=2#48948272)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 4:29 PM
Author: scholarship

The world is fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727746&forum_id=2#48948328)