girl i'm fucking drank a handle of vodka last night
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Date: June 9th, 2021 8:56 AM Author: Dashing Resort Organic Girlfriend
she's gotten black out every time we've hung out. we were supposed to go bowling and "take it easy". she called an audible and wanted to do take out and a movie.
1) we never watched the movie, she was just doing shots the whole time and being annoying.
2) i ordered a shit ton of mexican food. she ate almost nothing. i woke up at one point and wanted to eat some, but she had FED IT ALL TO MY DOGS.
3) we didn't even have sex. she got it in her head i was fucking someone else and wouldn't let it go. but she was doing it in some playful, weird way and kept saying "it's ok". she grinded and dry humped me for hours but wouldn't let me take her top off or fuck.
she's EXTREMELY attractive but i think i'm at the end of my rope.
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Date: June 9th, 2021 9:28 AM Author: vermilion hall
3) we didn't even have sex.
3) we didn't even have sex.
3) we didn't even have sex.
3) we didn't even have sex.
3) we didn't even have sex.
3) we didn't even have sex.
3) we didn't even have sex.
3) we didn't even have sex.
3) we didn't even have sex.
3) we didn't even have sex.
3) we didn't even have sex.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4853071&forum_id=2#42597807)
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Date: June 9th, 2021 9:09 AM Author: boyish mustard hospital
1. make sure you’re dogs are ok brother there could be onions or whatever in that food that’s very bad for them.
2. never see this woman again. huge red flags. you know this don’t try to convince yourself otherwise
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Date: June 9th, 2021 1:28 PM Author: Irradiated Slimy Whorehouse
man i still can't wrap my head around the fact that women now casually accuse men of rape after completely consensual sex. i haven't been "hooking up" with women for years so i'm pretty out of touch with this stuff
in the past few years, i have talked to a couple of women who i hooked up with when i was younger and they vaguely alluded to me doing things non-consensually to them despite the fact that the encounters were 110% consensual. including a girl i hooked up with when we were both in fucking high school
women's brains have gotten so fucked up and warped and brainwashed, it's just sad
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4853071&forum_id=2#42598968) |
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Date: June 9th, 2021 2:16 PM Author: Citrine Lay
She drinks a vodka drink, she drinks a vodka drink
She drinks a vodka drink, she drinks a vodka drink
She wonders why he is poasting on lawchat blogs
She feeds Mexican food to her boyfriend’s dogs
She gets knocked down, will she get up again?
He really shouldn’t stick around
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4853071&forum_id=2#42599221)
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Date: June 14th, 2021 10:22 AM Author: Dashing Resort Organic Girlfriend
exactly. a good friend of mine is a vet and he lols at some of this shit. they're dogs. they've evolved to be hardy and live on human scraps.
plus, have you ever heard of a dog dying from eating anything like this? i haven't. everyone always freaks out about chocolate or whatever, but i have NEVER heard of a dog having severe effects from it. i'm sure it's possible and has happened, but for as many dogs and as much chocolate as there is the average western home, you'd think it'd be happening pretty frequently.
i've only known two dogs that have died from eating something. one was poisoned, the other ate a fuck ton of antifreeze.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4853071&forum_id=2#42624661) |
Date: June 14th, 2021 8:41 AM Author: Dashing Resort Organic Girlfriend
we just had a pretty wild weekend together.
friday: we were supposed to meet up saturday, but she calls me up friday evening and begs me to come over. i do. she's smashed when i get there. talk about last meet up a little bit and she confirms that she wanted me to push past her resistances. i told her i'm really into that but wasn't about to do it without prior authorization due to #metoo climate.
we literally fucked from midnight until 6am. this was some of the wildest, kinkiest shit i've ever done. and i'm a pretty kinky dude to begin with. she literally has no boundaries. it was incredible. the only negative thing is she is insatiable. by the time the sun was rising i had to firmly tell her "no, i'm done, i'm worn out, and i need sleep"
saturday: woke up around noon. i ordered some fancy pizza and sandwiches at some prestige place you have to order far in advance. went to pick them up. i told her i'm NOT picking up booze because this supposed to be our FIRST sober day together. i tell her i'll pick up some beer though. she is very attractive and VERY concerned with calories, so i thought she would be hesitant to get beer drunk. i was wrong.
get home, eat lunch, we agree we should nurse our hangover with a movie for a bit and then go out for some activities. we originally planned on hiking and bowling. by the end of our hangover-nursing movie she was about 6 beers in. i kept telling her to stop, but she'd give me some devilish expression and pop another one.
i told her i at least have to take my dogs out for a hike, and i do so. i was gone about 2 hours. when i return 10 of the 15 beers i bought were gone. she is plastered. she starts trying to initate sex, and as a weak willed man i eventually cave. we proceed to have another multi-hour long session involving the most depraved sex you can imagine. go to bed around 10pm.
sunday: wake up at 9am, had some pretty restful sleep considering i only had a few hours the night before. watch the 2nd half of "moonlight" before she wakes up. i tell her i don't want to "lose" another day of the weekend and want to go mountainbiking and get some work done around my house, so i was going to leave soon. she says that's fine, but says she'd be up for going on a hike with the dogs first. i agree. she says she needs some time to get ready.
cue 1.5hours of make up and changing until she's ready. we hit the dog park. she is very clearly very hungover and struggling. but we did ok, went to a creek and let the dogs swim for a bit.
after we get back to her house she produces another bottle of vodka from somewhere. i have a drink, and by the time i look back about half her bottle is gone. i have to wash the dogs because the got into something rank. by the time i'm done she insists on ordering food and watching a movie, which i reluctantly agree to. by the end of the movie the bottle of vodka is gone (i drank perhaps 1/5th). i tell her i *REALLY* have to go, it's 6pm at this point, and i at least want to do some productive things over the weekend. she begs and pleads but i leave anyway. i get a bunch of texts about how much she wants to fuck me and how much she misses me until around midnight.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4853071&forum_id=2#42624331) |
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Date: June 14th, 2021 9:11 AM Author: Dashing Resort Organic Girlfriend
she repeatedly insists she is "normally not like this". this is probably our 8th or so meet up and it's happened every single time, so i have my doubts.
her excuse is she's "really into me and nervous". additionally, this is the 1 year anniversary of her bff being literally violently murdered, and she claims that is part of it.
i don't believe her and think she's probably a lush, but i'll likely continue thinking with my dick for a while. at least for a bit because i probably should take some time away from a "serious" relationship anyway.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4853071&forum_id=2#42624406) |
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Date: June 14th, 2021 4:32 PM Author: startled magenta sweet tailpipe
I would like to know more about:
1) The depraved sex
2) The 15-pack of beer
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4853071&forum_id=2#42626663) |
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Date: June 14th, 2021 9:15 AM Author: Dashing Resort Organic Girlfriend
lol, i was thinking about you with vodka chick. one of the times i fucked her on saturday evening i came on her face. i had to take a shit and immediately went to the bathroom afterwards. while i was on the john i heard her vibe start and her moaning from the bedroom. i'm just shitting and browsing xo on my phone thinking "that's a little rude". but she was super drunk and i didn't make sure she got off.
after i was done shitting i went to the living room to watch some tv. eventually she called me in to "help her out". i did (just manipulating the vibe). afterwards she started saying that she really needs cuddles after sex, and i was like "i went to take a shit and within 5 minutes i heard you vibing yourself from the other room."
also, the first time i fucked vodka chick i fucked her ass for a little bit. a few days later we were texting and she started talking about how she wanted me to fuck her ass, and from her messages i could tell she didn't know we've already done that. i told her "you know i fucked your ass for a bit last time" and she was like "oh no lol".
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4853071&forum_id=2#42624419) |
Date: June 14th, 2021 10:31 AM Author: autistic regret
great content ty
Sounds like she's in the early stages of Alcoholism. My big concern is that this behavior continues on weekdays and it's just a matter of time before a DUI or liver damage. Why do you think she drinks? Chemical withdrawals, psyche issues, or inability to deal w social pressures? Y'all sound codependent btw
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Date: June 14th, 2021 10:42 AM Author: Dashing Resort Organic Girlfriend
ty FRIEND
i tend to be a relationshipmo and commit to quickly. however, all of those have been with people that have shown promise. this chick is perfect on paper but i am not tempted AT ALL to be in a relationship with her.
also i am still seeing, fucking, and sucking shitlib ex gf. having multiple women does a lot to stave off the urge to commit.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4853071&forum_id=2#42624738) |
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Date: June 14th, 2021 10:40 AM Author: Dashing Resort Organic Girlfriend
we've hung out quite a few times and every single time has involved her getting VERY, VERY drunk.
she claims that this is not her normal. i'm hard pressed to believe her considering her behavior thus far. her excuse has been she's really into me and nervous + the one year anniversary of her bffs brutal murder. i'm taking a "wait and see" approach right now. our past two dates (op to this thread and today's update) have involved SOLEMN PROMISES not to get drunk, and she has anyway. so, it's definitely a compulsion that she is having a difficult time controlling.
i haven't met any of her friends yet. often that is a good way to get some insight into her normal behavior. so far all i have to go on is her behavior and what she says her normal is.
i will say that she seems lucid during weekday evenings and does a lot of exercise and classes.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4853071&forum_id=2#42624732) |
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Date: June 14th, 2021 10:47 AM Author: Dashing Resort Organic Girlfriend
ty brother.
we'll see what happens. i'm holding onto some fleeting hope that this really isn't her normal. she is educated, smart, good career, xo politics, very hot (and is fanatical about maintaining that, indicating she will be hot forever). on paper she is wifeable, but in person she is a drunk mess.
i shouldn't be dating seriously since i just left a long term relationship. at worst this will be a nice crazy summer fling, and i'm ok with that.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4853071&forum_id=2#42624751) |
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Date: June 14th, 2021 11:15 AM Author: autistic regret
Ya i'd be inclined to trust her then. It's probably fine but this is a slippery slope. Not saying she's irredeemable or it's worth cutting off a hot FWB. Instead, I would worry that if you FIX HER her new obsession will be you, and you might not be ready for that (as you say?). I'd make drinking less of a big deal next time you see her and see how she reacts
Cr on meeting friends
Also, way to bury the lede with her BFF's BRUTAL MURDER
In any situation, keep dating her for the xo content plz
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4853071&forum_id=2#42624888) |
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Date: June 14th, 2021 11:25 AM Author: Dashing Resort Organic Girlfriend
here's some insight into how she's feeling post alcohol binge weekend. she showed me her schedule, it's multiple exercise classes (pole dancing! lol) every day this week.
https://imgur.com/a/Oe85ovT
i'm planning a "see where it goes" thing as of right now. as you said, she is a very hot and willing fwb at the least. if her new obsession after booze is me that wouldn't be terrible. i love when women dote on me. there is a lot of character rehabilitation she will have to do to convince me that she is wife material. but yeah, great xo content in the mean time!
lmao i was wondering when someone was going to take the bait about the BRUTAL MURDER. i won't go into details because it's potentially outting. two things worth noting:
1) this was her legit bff. so many people claim to be bffs with someone when there is tragedy, but her fb is full of pics of them going back to middle school.
2) literal brutal, bloody murder where the perp had no intimate connection with her. completely unexpected. friend was also HOT AS FUCK.
oh, also worth noting is that when vodka gf gets drunk she starts talking about how she "made it happen" and how she can talk to ghosts.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4853071&forum_id=2#42624941) |
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Date: June 14th, 2021 12:37 PM Author: Dashing Resort Organic Girlfriend
nice.
i've raised puppies before, including high energy breeds. this breed specifically is known for being VERY high energy (hunting breed). they've destroyed so much shit, my god.
i've heard at about 18 mo they start calming down a bit. i'm about 5 months away from that. can't wait.
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