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The rat trap

In the garage

Did something it’s never done before:

Killed two rats

At the same time

With one spring

I wonder if that means I have a rat infestation

They come through the endless holes

Can’t keep them out

And I have

Decade old freeze dried food in there

And canned goods too

And water

Most of it bad at this point

Which I secured

Terrified of the apocalypse

But

Being an urban cityboy

If any of this stuff was good

And the apocalypse came

They would just kill me

Eat the food

And then eat me

Too

Still

I suppose there are limited circumstances

Where the food might be helpful

Youthful hungry nymphs

Who didn’t think ahead

To the apocalypse

Willing to suck my dick

For a can of beans

In the apocalypse, you see

I’ll finally be the one on top

Highest social status

Because I thought ahead

With my half-decayed

Rat infested

Decade old

Garage food

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