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Saw two white guys walking around with sun umbrellas today

im glad this is finally catching on. its retarded there's an...
obsidian bateful sanctuary voyeur
  07/17/25
this is just a signal for "open to azn pussy advances&q...
Purple Nighttime Hairy Legs
  07/17/25
this was in san fran where i dont think that needs to be exp...
obsidian bateful sanctuary voyeur
  07/17/25
obviously, but why the umbrellas?
Saffron menage
  07/17/25
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obsidian bateful sanctuary voyeur
  07/17/25
(faggy umbrella tp)
gaped swashbuckling philosopher-king kitty cat
  07/17/25
it's a shame there's no sun protection for men that isn't se...
obsidian bateful sanctuary voyeur
  07/17/25
I have Hair
gaped swashbuckling philosopher-king kitty cat
  07/17/25
sick brag bro also umbrellas are superior because they co...
obsidian bateful sanctuary voyeur
  07/17/25
(Ashy Larry)
gaped swashbuckling philosopher-king kitty cat
  07/17/25
What the fuck are you babbling about? Wear a hat sunglasses ...
Comical Poppy Brethren Temple
  07/17/25
some us have jobs where you cant dress like a fisherman or c...
obsidian bateful sanctuary voyeur
  07/17/25
Stfu you disgusting queer
Comical Poppy Brethren Temple
  07/17/25
heading to a big meeting in a sunshirt and carhartt bucket h...
obsidian bateful sanctuary voyeur
  07/17/25
180
Bearded Ceo Idiot
  07/17/25
despite being a pale potato nigger i suppose you don't need ...
obsidian bateful sanctuary voyeur
  07/17/25
stop sniffing my White balls, faggot
Bearded Ceo Idiot
  07/17/25
is that what that poor child said before you molested him yo...
obsidian bateful sanctuary voyeur
  07/17/25
weird thing to lie about but I guess it makes sense since yo...
Bearded Ceo Idiot
  07/17/25
...
shaky federal sneaky criminal
  07/17/25
...
Startled shrine toilet seat
  07/17/25
put on one of your black suits and you'll be fine
shaky federal sneaky criminal
  07/17/25
https://static5.depositphotos.com/1030113/414/i/950/depositp...
Heady glassy toaster
  07/17/25
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gaped swashbuckling philosopher-king kitty cat
  07/17/25
i wear a navy searsucker when i have to suit up in the summe...
obsidian bateful sanctuary voyeur
  07/17/25
are you a shirt in the pool guy
Purple Nighttime Hairy Legs
  07/17/25
no way but i stay under a beach umbrella or whatever the sha...
obsidian bateful sanctuary voyeur
  07/17/25
My boyfriends and I strut around with lacy parasols when we'...
adulterous offensive resort rigpig
  07/17/25
...
translucent meetinghouse
  07/17/25
awesome!
obsidian bateful sanctuary voyeur
  07/17/25
i'm alright with this on occasion. the UV index was terrible...
bearded fishy dragon bawdyhouse
  07/17/25
They are called parasols. Umbrellas are for the rain.
Startled shrine toilet seat
  07/17/25
my family always just calls them umbrellas in english
obsidian bateful sanctuary voyeur
  07/17/25


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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: obsidian bateful sanctuary voyeur

im glad this is finally catching on. its retarded there's any stigma at all for something as common sense as this that most of the world already does. uv index ks out of control yet balding birdshits would rather get skin cancer than cover their head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109283)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Purple Nighttime Hairy Legs

this is just a signal for "open to azn pussy advances"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109305)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: obsidian bateful sanctuary voyeur

this was in san fran where i dont think that needs to be explictily signaled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109338)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Saffron menage

obviously, but why the umbrellas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109498)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: obsidian bateful sanctuary voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109514)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: gaped swashbuckling philosopher-king kitty cat

(faggy umbrella tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109358)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: obsidian bateful sanctuary voyeur

it's a shame there's no sun protection for men that isn't seen as gay. everyone used to wear brimmed hats because of this. it wasn't purely for looks. unless you can pull off a cowboy hat, any fedora or panama hat comes across as foppish.

i didn't think umbrellas would see adoption before hats. i guess it's the asianification of the us. wasnt long ago that sushi and curry were seen as weird and kinda gay.

anyway, im just glad i have a reason to feel less insecure about my umbrella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109399)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: gaped swashbuckling philosopher-king kitty cat

I have Hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109408)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: obsidian bateful sanctuary voyeur

sick brag bro

also umbrellas are superior because they cover your arms too. i have a skincare routine and the sun can ruin it or just be uncomfortable. especially if im using a skin peel or something with bleaching agents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109424)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: gaped swashbuckling philosopher-king kitty cat

(Ashy Larry)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109441)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Comical Poppy Brethren Temple

What the fuck are you babbling about? Wear a hat sunglasses and a long sleeve shirt if you have to you stupid fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109417)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: obsidian bateful sanctuary voyeur

some us have jobs where you cant dress like a fisherman or construction worker, xleetus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109431)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: Comical Poppy Brethren Temple

Stfu you disgusting queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109436)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: obsidian bateful sanctuary voyeur

heading to a big meeting in a sunshirt and carhartt bucket hat? get fucked hick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109459)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: Bearded Ceo Idiot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109434)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: obsidian bateful sanctuary voyeur

despite being a pale potato nigger i suppose you don't need sun protection if you never leave the house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109460)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Bearded Ceo Idiot

stop sniffing my White balls, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109468)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: obsidian bateful sanctuary voyeur

is that what that poor child said before you molested him you literal irl sex offender?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109481)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Bearded Ceo Idiot

weird thing to lie about but I guess it makes sense since you team up with trannies to groom kids on discord

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109533)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: shaky federal sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109461)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Startled shrine toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109463)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: shaky federal sneaky criminal

put on one of your black suits and you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109462)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Heady glassy toaster

https://static5.depositphotos.com/1030113/414/i/950/depositphotos_4140836-stock-photo-man-with-colorful-umbrella.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109483)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: gaped swashbuckling philosopher-king kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109495)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: obsidian bateful sanctuary voyeur

i wear a navy searsucker when i have to suit up in the summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109496)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Purple Nighttime Hairy Legs

are you a shirt in the pool guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109467)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: obsidian bateful sanctuary voyeur

no way but i stay under a beach umbrella or whatever the shade provider is when im not in the pool.

why are patio umbrellas ok but not walking around umbrellas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109479)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: adulterous offensive resort rigpig

My boyfriends and I strut around with lacy parasols when we're out daytime sarging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109474)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: translucent meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109542)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: obsidian bateful sanctuary voyeur

awesome!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109760)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: bearded fishy dragon bawdyhouse

i'm alright with this on occasion. the UV index was terrible this year and if you live in a sunny state you don't ever want to double up on sunburn days. if it's just a single block color and not a lacy panty pattern it's completely fine

sunscreen is vile and unnatural and really should only be worn a few times a year and probably only when you're on a boat or out hiking

i like those chink rice paddy hats but they are completely impractical. i would legit wear a sombrero sometimes and also use it to siesta in public parks if it wasn't de facto illegal to do so now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109781)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: Startled shrine toilet seat

They are called parasols. Umbrellas are for the rain.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49110078)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: obsidian bateful sanctuary voyeur

my family always just calls them umbrellas in english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49110172)