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Saw two white guys walking around with sun umbrellas today
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt) im glad this is finally catching on. its retarded there's any stigma at all for something as common sense as this that most of the world already does. uv index ks out of control yet balding birdshits would rather get skin cancer than cover their head. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109283) |
Date: July 17th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: richard clock this is just a signal for "open to azn pussy advances" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109305) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:46 PM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt) this was in san fran where i dont think that needs to be explictily signaled (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109338) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:33 PM Author: msj obviously, but why the umbrellas? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109498) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109514) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:51 PM Author: shitlaw boss vibecoding productivity tracker (🧐) (faggy umbrella tp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109358) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:58 PM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt) it's a shame there's no sun protection for men that isn't seen as gay. everyone used to wear brimmed hats because of this. it wasn't purely for looks. unless you can pull off a cowboy hat, any fedora or panama hat comes across as foppish.
i didn't think umbrellas would see adoption before hats. i guess it's the asianification of the us. wasnt long ago that sushi and curry were seen as weird and kinda gay.
anyway, im just glad i have a reason to feel less insecure about my umbrella. |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: shitlaw boss vibecoding productivity tracker (🧐) I have Hair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109408) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:04 PM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt) sick brag bro
also umbrellas are superior because they cover your arms too. i have a skincare routine and the sun can ruin it or just be uncomfortable. especially if im using a skin peel or something with bleaching agents. |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:08 PM Author: shitlaw boss vibecoding productivity tracker (🧐) (Ashy Larry) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109441) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:02 PM Author: brown tranny rapping about climate change What the fuck are you babbling about? Wear a hat sunglasses and a long sleeve shirt if you have to you stupid fucking faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109417) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:05 PM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt) some us have jobs where you cant dress like a fisherman or construction worker, xleetus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109431) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:07 PM Author: brown tranny rapping about climate change Stfu you disgusting queer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109436) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:16 PM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt) heading to a big meeting in a sunshirt and carhartt bucket hat? get fucked hick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109459) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:07 PM Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109434) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt) despite being a pale potato nigger i suppose you don't need sun protection if you never leave the house lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109460) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:20 PM Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover stop sniffing my White balls, faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109468) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt) is that what that poor child said before you molested him you literal irl sex offender? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109481) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:47 PM Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover weird thing to lie about but I guess it makes sense since you team up with trannies to groom kids on discord (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109533) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM Author: the last shadow puppet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109461) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:18 PM Author: chilmata (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109463) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM Author: the last shadow puppet put on one of your black suits and you'll be fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109462) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:27 PM Author: fulano https://static5.depositphotos.com/1030113/414/i/950/depositphotos_4140836-stock-photo-man-with-colorful-umbrella.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109483) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:32 PM Author: shitlaw boss vibecoding productivity tracker (🧐) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109495) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:32 PM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt) i wear a navy searsucker when i have to suit up in the summer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109496) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:20 PM Author: richard clock are you a shirt in the pool guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109467) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt) no way but i stay under a beach umbrella or whatever the shade provider is when im not in the pool.
why are patio umbrellas ok but not walking around umbrellas? |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:22 PM Author: Judas Jones My boyfriends and I strut around with lacy parasols when we're out daytime sarging (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109474) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:50 PM Author: Local on the 8s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109542) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt) awesome! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109760) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:10 PM Author: Shrewd award i'm alright with this on occasion. the UV index was terrible this year and if you live in a sunny state you don't ever want to double up on sunburn days. if it's just a single block color and not a lacy panty pattern it's completely fine sunscreen is vile and unnatural and really should only be worn a few times a year and probably only when you're on a boat or out hiking i like those chink rice paddy hats but they are completely impractical. i would legit wear a sombrero sometimes and also use it to siesta in public parks if it wasn't de facto illegal to do so now |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 6:47 PM Author: chilmata They are called parasols. Umbrellas are for the rain.
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Date: July 17th, 2025 7:16 PM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt) my family always just calls them umbrellas in english (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49110172) |