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Saw two white guys walking around with sun umbrellas today
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: obsidian bateful sanctuary voyeur im glad this is finally catching on. its retarded there's any stigma at all for something as common sense as this that most of the world already does. uv index ks out of control yet balding birdshits would rather get skin cancer than cover their head. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109283) |
Date: July 17th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: Purple Nighttime Hairy Legs this is just a signal for "open to azn pussy advances" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109305) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:46 PM Author: obsidian bateful sanctuary voyeur this was in san fran where i dont think that needs to be explictily signaled (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109338) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:33 PM Author: Saffron menage obviously, but why the umbrellas? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109498) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: obsidian bateful sanctuary voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109514) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:51 PM Author: gaped swashbuckling philosopher-king kitty cat (faggy umbrella tp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109358) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:58 PM Author: obsidian bateful sanctuary voyeur it's a shame there's no sun protection for men that isn't seen as gay. everyone used to wear brimmed hats because of this. it wasn't purely for looks. unless you can pull off a cowboy hat, any fedora or panama hat comes across as foppish.
i didn't think umbrellas would see adoption before hats. i guess it's the asianification of the us. wasnt long ago that sushi and curry were seen as weird and kinda gay.
anyway, im just glad i have a reason to feel less insecure about my umbrella. |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: gaped swashbuckling philosopher-king kitty cat I have Hair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109408) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:04 PM Author: obsidian bateful sanctuary voyeur sick brag bro
also umbrellas are superior because they cover your arms too. i have a skincare routine and the sun can ruin it or just be uncomfortable. especially if im using a skin peel or something with bleaching agents. |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:08 PM Author: gaped swashbuckling philosopher-king kitty cat (Ashy Larry) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109441) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:02 PM Author: Comical Poppy Brethren Temple What the fuck are you babbling about? Wear a hat sunglasses and a long sleeve shirt if you have to you stupid fucking faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109417) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:05 PM Author: obsidian bateful sanctuary voyeur some us have jobs where you cant dress like a fisherman or construction worker, xleetus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109431) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:07 PM Author: Comical Poppy Brethren Temple Stfu you disgusting queer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109436) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:16 PM Author: obsidian bateful sanctuary voyeur heading to a big meeting in a sunshirt and carhartt bucket hat? get fucked hick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109459) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:07 PM Author: Bearded Ceo Idiot 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109434) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM Author: obsidian bateful sanctuary voyeur despite being a pale potato nigger i suppose you don't need sun protection if you never leave the house lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109460) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:20 PM Author: Bearded Ceo Idiot stop sniffing my White balls, faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109468) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: obsidian bateful sanctuary voyeur is that what that poor child said before you molested him you literal irl sex offender? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109481) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:47 PM Author: Bearded Ceo Idiot weird thing to lie about but I guess it makes sense since you team up with trannies to groom kids on discord (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109533) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM Author: shaky federal sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109461) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:18 PM Author: Startled shrine toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109463) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM Author: shaky federal sneaky criminal put on one of your black suits and you'll be fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109462) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:27 PM Author: Heady glassy toaster https://static5.depositphotos.com/1030113/414/i/950/depositphotos_4140836-stock-photo-man-with-colorful-umbrella.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109483) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:32 PM Author: gaped swashbuckling philosopher-king kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109495) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:32 PM Author: obsidian bateful sanctuary voyeur i wear a navy searsucker when i have to suit up in the summer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109496) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:20 PM Author: Purple Nighttime Hairy Legs are you a shirt in the pool guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109467) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: obsidian bateful sanctuary voyeur no way but i stay under a beach umbrella or whatever the shade provider is when im not in the pool.
why are patio umbrellas ok but not walking around umbrellas? |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:22 PM Author: adulterous offensive resort rigpig My boyfriends and I strut around with lacy parasols when we're out daytime sarging (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109474) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:50 PM Author: translucent meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109542) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: obsidian bateful sanctuary voyeur awesome! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109760) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:10 PM Author: bearded fishy dragon bawdyhouse i'm alright with this on occasion. the UV index was terrible this year and if you live in a sunny state you don't ever want to double up on sunburn days. if it's just a single block color and not a lacy panty pattern it's completely fine sunscreen is vile and unnatural and really should only be worn a few times a year and probably only when you're on a boat or out hiking i like those chink rice paddy hats but they are completely impractical. i would legit wear a sombrero sometimes and also use it to siesta in public parks if it wasn't de facto illegal to do so now |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 6:47 PM Author: Startled shrine toilet seat They are called parasols. Umbrellas are for the rain.
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Date: July 17th, 2025 7:16 PM Author: obsidian bateful sanctuary voyeur my family always just calls them umbrellas in english (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49110172) |