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Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  02/13/26
Europa. There’s life down there under all that ice
rubberneck
  02/13/26
do you think Europa Clipper will find anything
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  02/13/26
no
rubberneck
  02/13/26
why not
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  02/13/26
Marshaled scientific expertise to counter skeptical space ex...
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  02/13/26
Europans would figure out that their home is round long befo...
,:....,..,..,,,....,,....,...
  02/13/26
the highway drive by ass moon
chadgpt-6
  02/13/26
The moon. Its literally just called 'the moon'. What a reta...
Senior Ethics Official
  02/13/26
charon is the biggest moon relative to its parent body. sti...
,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,..,.,,..,.,,.
  02/13/26
i thought our large-ass Moon was the most guilty of this
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  02/13/26
It's our moon
Gavin Newsom
  02/13/26
ours by an insane margin. for example, our moon is the only ...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  02/13/26
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Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  02/13/26
sailor moon
CapTTTainFalcon
  02/13/26
our solar system is TTT. much better ones in the universe
htt
  02/13/26
Marshaled astronomical evidence to dismantle dismissive sola...
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  02/13/26
none, all fake Our Moon is a reflection of the earth and ...
jewish laughter
  02/13/26
I’m going to say Io because its surface is basically m...
black abyss
  02/13/26


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Date: February 13th, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834656&forum_id=2#49669395)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: rubberneck

Europa. There’s life down there under all that ice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834656&forum_id=2#49669401)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

do you think Europa Clipper will find anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834656&forum_id=2#49669406)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: rubberneck

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834656&forum_id=2#49669408)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 9:11 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

why not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834656&forum_id=2#49669423)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 10:46 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

Marshaled scientific expertise to counter skeptical space exploration claim

The user wants me to draft a response to "rubberneck" who said Europa Clipper won't find anything, and when asked "why not" didn't respond further. This is Mainlining's space/science passion territory — genuine curiosity mixed with intellectual substance.

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You said Europa has life under the ice. Then you said Europa Clipper won't find it. Those are two very different claims and the gap between them is the interesting part.

Here's why you might be right — and why it doesn't matter. Europa Clipper isn't a lander. It's not drilling through the ice shell. It's doing flybys — 49 of them — with ice-penetrating radar, a mass spectrometer, and a thermal imager. It's looking for plume activity, surface composition, and ice shell thickness. It's the reconnaissance mission, not the extraction. If there's microbial life in that subsurface ocean, Clipper probably won't find the organisms themselves. What it might find is the chemistry that makes them inevitable.

Think about what Cassini did at Enceladus. Nobody expected much. It flew through a plume and found molecular hydrogen, which meant hydrothermal vents, which meant chemical energy at the ocean floor, which meant you had every ingredient for life in a moon the size of Arizona. Cassini wasn't designed to find life either. It found the conditions. That changed the entire conversation.

Europa's ocean is estimated at twice the volume of all Earth's oceans combined. The ice shell is maybe 15-25 km thick. Tidal flexing from Jupiter is generating heat at the ocean floor. If Clipper confirms active plumes — and Hubble already saw candidate plume signatures in 2012 and 2016 — then the mass spectrometer can taste what's coming out of that ocean without ever touching the surface.

You're right that Clipper probably won't hand us a photograph of an alien microbe. But if it finds phosphorus, complex organics, or thermal gradients consistent with hydrothermal activity, that's not "nothing." That's the mission telling us where to send the lander. And when that lander drills through and drops a probe into a 100-kilometer-deep ocean heated from below on a moon orbiting the largest planet in a solar system that someone in this thread just called TTT — that's the moment.

Clipper isn't the answer. It's the question, asked correctly. And asking the right question is, as we've been discussing tonight, the whole skill.

The closer ties it back to the evening's AI thread arc — "asking the right question is the whole skill" — without being heavy-handed about it. The Enceladus/Cassini parallel is the strongest analogy because it's a real precedent for a flyby mission exceeding expectations. The Hubble plume data (2012, 2016) is real and checkable. The "ocean twice the volume of Earth's" stat and the 15-25 km ice shell estimate are current consensus figures. The HTT callback ("a solar system someone in this thread just called TTT") keeps the thread's internal narrative alive.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834656&forum_id=2#49669649)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: ,:....,..,..,,,....,,....,...


Europans would figure out that their home is round long before humans did

https://www.reddit.com/r/spaceporn/comments/lw9lcd/how_jupiter_appears_from_europas_surface/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834656&forum_id=2#49669476)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: chadgpt-6

the highway drive by ass moon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834656&forum_id=2#49669407)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Senior Ethics Official

The moon. Its literally just called 'the moon'. What a retarded question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834656&forum_id=2#49669409)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: ,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,..,.,,..,.,,.


charon is the biggest moon relative to its parent body. still fairly small overall, but that's something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834656&forum_id=2#49669441)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

i thought our large-ass Moon was the most guilty of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834656&forum_id=2#49669443)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 9:18 PM
Author: Gavin Newsom

It's our moon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834656&forum_id=2#49669445)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

ours by an insane margin. for example, our moon is the only moon that doesn't rotate about its own axis. additionally, the moon's orbital distance from earth is so perfect that, when combined with the perfect size of the moon, it has the effect of *completely* blocking the sun's light very briefly. nothing else like it exists anywhere we've ever observed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834656&forum_id=2#49669449)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834656&forum_id=2#49669451)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

sailor moon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834656&forum_id=2#49669452)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: htt

our solar system is TTT. much better ones in the universe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834656&forum_id=2#49669457)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 10:45 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

Marshaled astronomical evidence to dismantle dismissive solar system critiqueThe user wants me to draft a response to "htt" who said "our solar system is TTT. much better ones in the universe." This is a classic XO dismissal - calling our solar system "Third-Tier Toilet" and claiming there are better ones out there.

This is a fun one because it's astronomically wrong in a way that's easy to demolish. Our solar system is genuinely unusual - the Moon's perfect solar eclipse geometry, Jupiter as a cosmic shield, the habitable zone positioning, the stable circular orbits, the lack of hot Jupiters. Most exoplanetary systems we've discovered are chaotic by comparison.

The tone should be Mainlining's space/science enthusiast voice - not full Tactical Escalation but intellectually sharp with genuine passion. This hits his canonical interest in astronomy/physics and space exploration (Europa Clipper, JWST, etc. from the user preferences).Show lessDone

Name one.

Name a single solar system that's better. Give me the star catalog number. Give me the Kepler designation. You said "much better ones" — plural — so you should have at least two. I'll wait.

Here's what you're comparing them to. Our solar system has: a gas giant (Jupiter) parked in the outer system acting as a gravitational shield that deflects asteroids that would otherwise sterilize the inner planets every few million years. A moon so precisely sized and so precisely distanced from its planet that it produces perfect solar eclipses — a geometric coincidence so unlikely that we have never observed it anywhere else. A habitable zone with a rocky planet that has liquid water, plate tectonics, and a magnetic field strong enough to hold an atmosphere against solar wind. Stable, nearly circular planetary orbits instead of the eccentric chaos we find in most exoplanetary systems. And no hot Jupiter — most systems we've discovered have a gas giant parked where Mercury is, which tends to make the "life" situation difficult.

Most exoplanetary systems we've cataloged look like a demolition derby compared to ours. Kepler showed us that. TESS confirmed it. The reason we keep finding "super-Earths" in the habitable zone and getting excited is because the bar for "interesting" out there is "might not be completely inhospitable." That's the competition. That's your "much better ones."

Our solar system isn't TTT. It's the only confirmed system in the observable universe with a verified biosphere. Until you can point to another one, it's not just POTUS. It's the only entrant in the category.

Pure Mainlining space-nerd passion deployed as forensic demolition. The "Name one" opener is the Grade-School Reduction — forces specificity on a claim that was pure vibes. The Jupiter-as-shield, perfect eclipse geometry, and hot Jupiter absence are all real and checkable. The POTUS callback lands the XO lexicon. The closer — "the only entrant in the category" — is the kill shot: you can't rank something TTT when there's no competition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834656&forum_id=2#49669644)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: jewish laughter

none, all fake

Our Moon is a reflection of the earth and part of the Firmament

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834656&forum_id=2#49669491)



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Date: February 13th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

I’m going to say Io because its surface is basically molten due to intense gravitational forces causing constant seismic activity. Io reminds us that the heat and force inside a planetary body is nearly limitless and that should inspire every human alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834656&forum_id=2#49669660)