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I'm disappointed no one from the future has made it back to save us
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Date: May 24th, 2026 2:01 PM Author: nudist ticket booth from this shitty ass world.
It means future humans never figured out how to come back or how to fix are problems. |
Date: May 24th, 2026 2:02 PM Author: Lascivious honey-headed mad cow disease corner oh they did
but they were jewish |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 4:10 PM Author: nudist ticket booth Speaking of Jews, Jesus could have been a time traveler who traveled all the way back to the year 1.
From his birth until his public appearance around age ~30, there is little to no historical record of his life, so his entire youth is largely unaccounted for. So it is plausible that he arrived from "somewhere".
When he showed up, he was able to perform all kinds of miracles and taught humans to be decent to one another.
He was either a time traveler, the real Messiah, or some kind of human-alien hybrid. |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 4:26 PM Author: Lascivious honey-headed mad cow disease corner probably just some yid made up by paul (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868740&forum_id=2#49898655) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 2:02 PM Author: carmine wagecucks Maybe humanity makes it out OK and they don't wanna fuck with the timeline.
Probably not, but maybe. |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 3:07 PM Author: nudist ticket booth Or maybe they took quiet actions without alerting the world at large by going public. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868740&forum_id=2#49898561) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 4:10 PM Author: carmine wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868740&forum_id=2#49898628) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 2:03 PM Author: cerise abode nibblets I don't think anybody is coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868740&forum_id=2#49898450) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 5:16 PM Author: Cracking Piazza Prole can you blame them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868740&forum_id=2#49905427) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 3:10 PM Author: irradiated bearded kitty cat DJT 1980: Why do time travellers keep trying to kill me? I'm just a realtor! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868740&forum_id=2#49898565) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 3:11 PM Author: chocolate love of her life we need to invest more in STEM. if someone can just get the formula right well be saved. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868740&forum_id=2#49898567) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 4:24 PM Author: Big-titted salmon windowlicker after Hitler was treated so poorly? why would they try again? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868740&forum_id=2#49898652) |
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Date: May 25th, 2026 7:36 PM Author: nudist ticket booth If I could go back in time, I’d go to the moment the human race began and I’d stop it from going forward. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868740&forum_id=2#49900786) |
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Date: May 25th, 2026 7:45 PM Author: Electric brethren range i'm here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868740&forum_id=2#49900793) |
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Date: May 25th, 2026 8:59 PM Author: up-to-no-good gunner What about when pepito tp poasted in character as John_Titor a few years back? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868740&forum_id=2#49900920) |
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Date: May 25th, 2026 8:59 PM Author: Electric brethren range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868740&forum_id=2#49900921) |
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Date: May 25th, 2026 9:03 PM Author: up-to-no-good gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868740&forum_id=2#49900931) |
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Date: May 25th, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Charismatic locale multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868740&forum_id=2#49900946) |
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Date: May 25th, 2026 9:07 PM Author: up-to-no-good gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868740&forum_id=2#49900948) |
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Date: May 25th, 2026 9:23 PM Author: frum pervert theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868740&forum_id=2#49901004) |
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Date: May 25th, 2026 9:25 PM Author: up-to-no-good gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868740&forum_id=2#49901010) |
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Date: May 25th, 2026 9:19 PM Author: jet aromatic address *hologram of lefteye reaching out to you as you slowly lose grip on the cliff edge*
*her ectoplasm hand phases through your arm*
"actions have consequences"
*you lose grip and fall down into the hell spires* |
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Date: May 25th, 2026 9:20 PM Author: up-to-no-good gunner "I really liked it Here..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868740&forum_id=2#49900988) |
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Date: May 25th, 2026 9:28 PM Author: jet aromatic address *her eyes glitch out*
"Just like you, Fanmail!" |
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Date: May 25th, 2026 9:33 PM Author: up-to-no-good gunner Take me back ;-( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868740&forum_id=2#49901037) |
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Date: May 25th, 2026 9:45 PM Author: carmine wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868740&forum_id=2#49901071) |
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Date: May 25th, 2026 9:54 PM Author: up-to-no-good gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868740&forum_id=2#49901084) |
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Date: May 25th, 2026 9:45 PM Author: Dark karate They traveled back in time to be in a position to avert nuclear catastrophe, which they've done multiple times. That's the best kept secret of all global powers. Extraterrestrial life is what they call it. In reality it's the future saving themselves while trying to do minimal damage to the timeline.
The top elite in all of those global powers who understand this also have their own code and level of untouchability that leads to extremely deviant behavior and the associated illicit trades. |
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Date: May 25th, 2026 10:56 PM Author: White Motley Heaven Cuckold They come back every 30 seconds or so but the timeline just readjusts. Don’t really think we would be at the AI launching point otherwise? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868740&forum_id=2#49901314) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM Author: nudist ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868740&forum_id=2#49905359) |