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April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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April 7, 2003 11:48 AM TO: Donald Rumsfeld FROM: Do...
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: motley set

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesn’t seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Rebellious Offensive Turdskin Toaster

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:28 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: Lascivious massive theater stage

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Lascivious massive theater stage

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
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Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Insecure Potus

Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three days.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Garnet marvelous piazza

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: blue locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: Cordovan mind-boggling indian lodge pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Lascivious massive theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: opaque metal karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Rebellious Offensive Turdskin Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Deranged locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Orchid disrespectful rigor telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Orchid disrespectful rigor telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: boyish sepia church building milk

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Orchid disrespectful rigor telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: disgusting gaping theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: mustard state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: blue locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: alcoholic aphrodisiac location doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Mewling Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: blue locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: cracking weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: adventurous haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: blue locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: Bossy brunch laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: Excitant insanely creepy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: blue locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: Charismatic Pocket Flask

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: blue locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: turquoise bawdyhouse dopamine

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Charismatic Pocket Flask

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: white flatulent point immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: aromatic trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Aquamarine Swashbuckling Crackhouse Place Of Business

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Stimulating useless friendly grandma black woman

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Razzle irate abode

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Bossy brunch laser beams

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: maroon heaven

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: rough-skinned garrison

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: comical marketing idea

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: misunderstood transparent cruise ship main people

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Bipolar liquid oxygen sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Spectacular Senate

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Primrose sickened lettuce

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: brilliant vibrant gas station alpha

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Citrine exciting goal in life

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Lascivious massive theater stage

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: Gay business firm trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: turquoise bawdyhouse dopamine

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Racy church french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Diverse school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: swollen nighttime native gay wizard

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Laughsome kitchen puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Low-t Electric People Who Are Hurt Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: disgusting gaping theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: carnelian chad address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: blue locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: puce beta national affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: Gay business firm trump supporter

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: Gay business firm trump supporter

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Spruce talented cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: buff histrionic mental disorder

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: brilliant vibrant gas station alpha

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Gay business firm trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Cowardly chapel sweet tailpipe

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: Insecure Potus

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: chestnut fragrant site

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Insecure Potus

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: shimmering crusty feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: odious roommate

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Cowardly chapel sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: aromatic trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: brilliant vibrant gas station alpha

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: odious roommate

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: Copper galvanic university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: Charismatic Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Pungent patrolman digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: Wonderful mahogany scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Razzmatazz thirsty den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: adventurous haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: abnormal red range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: puce beta national affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Contagious peach sound barrier

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: Copper galvanic university

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: aromatic trailer park

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Copper galvanic university

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: comical marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: Soul-stirring rusted hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Aggressive Supple Space

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: odious roommate

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Lascivious massive theater stage

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: odious roommate

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: Dead Bbw Spot

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me...,” “Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: puce beta national affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: chrome shitlib

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: gaped parlour mediation

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Spruce talented cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: cerebral salmon dilemma

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Insecure Potus

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: cerebral salmon dilemma

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Insecure Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Diverse school

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: 180 flushed water buffalo school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Iridescent Institution Newt

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Insecure Potus

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: Iridescent Institution Newt

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: well-lubricated stead

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Insecure Potus

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Insecure Potus

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: Insecure Potus

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27710635)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: Bossy brunch laser beams



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Insecure Potus

Cr

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Laughsome kitchen puppy



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: Concupiscible pale forum



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: disgusting gaping theatre



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Sooty corner

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Spruce talented cuck

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Mauve twinkling uncleanness

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Greedy floppy coldplay fan ratface

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Mauve twinkling uncleanness

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Bearded Fiercely-loyal Principal's Office Skinny Woman

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: gaped parlour mediation



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Insecure Potus

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Garnet marvelous piazza

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Bearded Fiercely-loyal Principal's Office Skinny Woman

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Appetizing saffron resort



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: puce beta national affirmative action



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: Gay business firm trump supporter



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Bipolar liquid oxygen sandwich



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: black arousing orchestra pit dysfunction

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: sick crotch

love the response time

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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: underhanded sex offender



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Insecure Potus



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: ungodly center



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Dashing rehab



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: snowy frozen house

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: Orchid disrespectful rigor telephone



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: misunderstood transparent cruise ship main people



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: Dashing rehab



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: disgusting gaping theatre

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chartreuse stage macaca

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: ungodly center



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Rebellious Offensive Turdskin Toaster



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: disgusting gaping theatre



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: disgusting gaping theatre



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: puce beta national affirmative action



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Orchid disrespectful rigor telephone



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Orchid disrespectful rigor telephone



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: shaky canary pistol

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Orchid disrespectful rigor telephone

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: disgusting gaping theatre



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Irradiated parlor national security agency

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: Racy church french chef



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Vigorous headpube toilet seat

Check you emails.

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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: Orchid disrespectful rigor telephone



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: vivacious topaz cuckoldry gaming laptop



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Orchid disrespectful rigor telephone



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: shaky canary pistol



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: Racy church french chef



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Razzmatazz thirsty den

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: onyx provocative public bath elastic band



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Orchid disrespectful rigor telephone



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: Orchid disrespectful rigor telephone



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: shaky canary pistol



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Glittery unhinged dog poop home

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#35228655)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: puce beta national affirmative action



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: carnelian chad address

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Sooty corner

Lmao

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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: cerise property

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Impertinent field

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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: shaky canary pistol



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: Orchid disrespectful rigor telephone



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
Author: lemon lodge depressive

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Date: June 2nd, 2021 11:19 PM
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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:33 PM
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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:32 AM
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Date: October 18th, 2021 8:57 AM
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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Orchid disrespectful rigor telephone



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Mewling Box Office

Update on world peace matter? Just send me what you have so far.

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