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vodka gf just sent me her protein shake ingredients
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Date: June 15th, 2021 10:36 PM Author: Blathering Masturbator http://imgur.com/a/ighdZ1o (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4857918&forum_id=2#42634404) |
Date: June 15th, 2021 10:36 PM Author: Stirring sickened fat ankles lmao. 180 development. I can't wait to here more stories in the future when you guys hang out together again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4857918&forum_id=2#42634409) |
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Date: June 15th, 2021 10:37 PM Author: narrow-minded private investor What is backstory of this “vodka gf” meme? You have alcoholic gf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4857918&forum_id=2#42634411) |
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Date: June 15th, 2021 10:37 PM Author: Stirring sickened fat ankles shes not an alcoholic, just can house handles of vodka from time to time, and has never hung out with him sober, but its a new thing for her. it turns out there are a lot of xo poasters who have had vodka gfs in the past so the meme hits home with a lot of poasers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4857918&forum_id=2#42634415) |
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Date: June 16th, 2021 8:09 AM Author: Blathering Masturbator https://imgur.com/a/0Mfqota
this wasn't staged, i just got this pic at 9:30 about her imbibing a vodka protein shake.
at midnight she texted: "Yo i had the weirdest night Are you awake?"
i wasn't. waiting on a response now. |
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Date: June 16th, 2021 10:11 AM Author: Blathering Masturbator me: "what happened?"
vodka gf: "It's probably nothing... just a reason to not go rollerblading alone at night"
me "Is that really the vague nonresponse you're going with?"
*20 min later*
"Just a 50 year old on a bike that really freaked me out. Noticed him watching me on the hill for awhile and then he came over to me on the stretch of path i was rollerblading back and forth on and he just freaked me out with what he said and did. Probably just an old dude trying to get laid but my God was I scared. Probably nothing "
me: "He's probably why some hot bitch that smells like vodka and mangos is rollerblading at midnight." |
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Date: June 16th, 2021 12:00 PM Author: Startling glittery shrine Calling out the vague non response is alpha line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4857918&forum_id=2#42636367) |
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Date: June 16th, 2021 12:05 PM Author: Blathering Masturbator she is always being coy with everything and it's starting to get annoying. even this story about some creeper harassing her at night is being dealt out in drips and drabs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4857918&forum_id=2#42636405) |
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Date: June 16th, 2021 11:55 AM Author: Blathering Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4857918&forum_id=2#42636329) |
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Date: June 16th, 2021 11:56 AM Author: Stirring sickened fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4857918&forum_id=2#42636334) |
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Date: June 16th, 2021 12:00 PM Author: walnut shaky becky friendly grandma does she know that the protein won't be digested in a timely manner because of the booze? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4857918&forum_id=2#42636372) |
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Date: June 16th, 2021 12:01 PM Author: crawly brilliant hell mango is the worst fruit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4857918&forum_id=2#42636376) |
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Date: June 16th, 2021 12:02 PM Author: Blathering Masturbator https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJkO1DxUsAEELQC.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4857918&forum_id=2#42636381) |
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Date: June 16th, 2021 12:03 PM Author: vivacious metal church horrendous take. Good mango is a top 5-- maybe top 2 fruit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4857918&forum_id=2#42636390) |
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Date: June 16th, 2021 12:04 PM Author: Blathering Masturbator yeah, mango is a mixed bag. a perfectly ripe mango is so delicious it's hard to believe it's natural. unripe ones are dry and shitty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4857918&forum_id=2#42636395) |
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Date: June 16th, 2021 12:08 PM Author: walnut shaky becky friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4857918&forum_id=2#42636421) |
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Date: June 16th, 2021 12:38 PM Author: crawly brilliant hell the blueberry and grape are the top two fruits with kiwi, strawberries and either honey dew or coconut rounding out the top 5. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4857918&forum_id=2#42636632) |
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Date: June 16th, 2021 12:40 PM Author: Blathering Masturbator coconut should not be considered a "fruit" for the purposes of this discussion. you can't just sit down and eat a coconut. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4857918&forum_id=2#42636646) |
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Date: June 16th, 2021 12:42 PM Author: crawly brilliant hell hence the honey dew qualifier. but coconut shavings increase the taste of any fruit salad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4857918&forum_id=2#42636656) |
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Date: June 16th, 2021 12:05 PM Author: Judgmental pink place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4857918&forum_id=2#42636406) |
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Date: May 16th, 2023 3:17 PM Author: Slate resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4857918&forum_id=2#46318868) |
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Date: December 29th, 2023 12:23 PM Author: dead aphrodisiac lay Underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4857918&forum_id=2#47226647) |