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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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Hairless Chad Electric Furnace
  06/27/25
i support islam now
blathering karate macaca
  06/27/25
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shaky range psychic
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
Cracking corn cake shitlib
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
Hairless Chad Electric Furnace
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
Cracking corn cake shitlib
  06/27/25
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Motley Hospital
  06/27/25
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histrionic theater
  06/27/25
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dashing circlehead
  06/27/25
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Maroon church sandwich
  06/27/25
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Maroon church sandwich
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
odious khaki yarmulke
  06/27/25
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Well-lubricated Stimulating Whorehouse Mad Cow Disease
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
histrionic theater
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
internet-worthy irradiated sanctuary associate
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
histrionic theater
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
Cracking corn cake shitlib
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
histrionic theater
  06/27/25
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free-loading step-uncle's house
  06/27/25
It's both
Razzmatazz rebellious piazza foreskin
  06/27/25
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dashing circlehead
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
Concupiscible lavender house
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
effete judgmental giraffe
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
blathering karate macaca
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
domesticated twisted potus kitchen
  06/27/25
lmfao
internet-worthy irradiated sanctuary associate
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
razzle-dazzle dilemma kitty cat
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
dashing circlehead
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
razzle-dazzle dilemma kitty cat
  06/27/25
lmao
Maroon church sandwich
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
Cracking corn cake shitlib
  06/27/25
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Vibrant High-end Puppy Coldplay Fan
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
Maroon church sandwich
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
adventurous alpha
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
Maroon church sandwich
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
histrionic theater
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
adventurous alpha
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
histrionic theater
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
dashing circlehead
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
razzle-dazzle dilemma kitty cat
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
Maroon church sandwich
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
dashing circlehead
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
magical contagious factory reset button partner
  06/27/25
TiTscR
salmon home black woman
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
Hairless Chad Electric Furnace
  06/27/25
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Hairless Chad Electric Furnace
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
Concupiscible lavender house
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
Confused autistic laser beams liquid oxygen
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
Drab Shivering Affirmative Action Sneaky Criminal
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
razzle area stock car
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
Orange Jew
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
Confused autistic laser beams liquid oxygen
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
stubborn address
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
effete judgmental giraffe
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
Maroon church sandwich
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
Orange Jew
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
Confused autistic laser beams liquid oxygen
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Hairless Chad Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054167)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: blathering karate macaca

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: shaky range psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054401)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake shitlib

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Hairless Chad Electric Furnace

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake shitlib

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Motley Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054439)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: histrionic theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: dashing circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Maroon church sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Maroon church sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: odious khaki yarmulke

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Stimulating Whorehouse Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: histrionic theater

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: internet-worthy irradiated sanctuary associate

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: histrionic theater

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake shitlib

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: histrionic theater

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: free-loading step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Razzmatazz rebellious piazza foreskin

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: dashing circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Concupiscible lavender house

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: effete judgmental giraffe

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: blathering karate macaca

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: domesticated twisted potus kitchen

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: internet-worthy irradiated sanctuary associate

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle dilemma kitty cat

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: dashing circlehead

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle dilemma kitty cat

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Maroon church sandwich

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Cracking corn cake shitlib

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: Vibrant High-end Puppy Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Maroon church sandwich

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: adventurous alpha

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Maroon church sandwich

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: histrionic theater

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: adventurous alpha

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: histrionic theater

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: dashing circlehead

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle dilemma kitty cat

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Maroon church sandwich

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: dashing circlehead

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: magical contagious factory reset button partner

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: salmon home black woman

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Hairless Chad Electric Furnace

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Hairless Chad Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Concupiscible lavender house

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Confused autistic laser beams liquid oxygen

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Drab Shivering Affirmative Action Sneaky Criminal

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: razzle area stock car

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Orange Jew

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Confused autistic laser beams liquid oxygen

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: stubborn address

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: effete judgmental giraffe

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Maroon church sandwich

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Orange Jew

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Confused autistic laser beams liquid oxygen

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055482)