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SP makes the news for literal slip-and-fall "victory" - $2.3M for falling down

https://archive.is/NQjNC Funeral guest trips and falls on...
sickened arousing forum sneaky criminal
  05/25/25
They forgot to mention someone honked their car horn right b...
sepia racy business firm rigpig
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sickened arousing forum sneaky criminal
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dull supple house place of business
  05/25/25
1. disgusting 2. that guy is not and never has been spacepo...
Big-titted Rose Parlour
  05/25/25
Lol yes it is
Shivering double fault
  05/25/25
fine
Big-titted Rose Parlour
  05/25/25
this entire aspect of tort law is so fucking scummy
narrow-minded splenetic stage psychic
  05/25/25
Welp, they should have built their steps better or whatever.
mind-boggling high-end sex offender
  05/25/25
oh lawdy, SPjr was in for such a hurtin’ that night
Motley Orchestra Pit
  05/25/25
Holy shit 180
Histrionic Salmon Cruise Ship Messiness
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sickened arousing forum sneaky criminal
  05/25/25
we need a 100 post thread in the vein of CSLG threads where ...
Aromatic Black Woman
  05/25/25
Ward and Chris are kyoot
Effete pozpig
  05/25/25
Non-uniform stairs are an obvious hazard.
rambunctious theatre
  05/25/25
But they look like regular stairs don’t they
Histrionic Salmon Cruise Ship Messiness
  05/25/25
Anyone ever notice how the stairs on cruise ships are too st...
Lavender wonderful kitchen lettuce
  05/25/25
Nobody is going to have sympathy for you falling down stairs...
Aromatic Black Woman
  05/25/25
I just booked tickets anyone want to represent me
Titillating fishy digit ratio base
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Kink-friendly ape
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sickened arousing forum sneaky criminal
  05/26/25
180 spaceporn!
flesh vivacious school cafeteria shitlib
  05/26/25
180. Hope you get a piece of the $$
Multi-colored violet mad-dog skullcap half-breed
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sickened arousing forum sneaky criminal
  05/27/25
Spaceporn needs to come back and start trolling CSLG &qu...
Aromatic Black Woman
  05/27/25
SP is the greatest content creator here of the last decade
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Date: May 25th, 2025 1:55 AM
Author: sickened arousing forum sneaky criminal

https://archive.is/NQjNC

Funeral guest trips and falls on stairs at club, suffers fractures — $2.3 million settlement

Virginia Lawyers Weekly//March 9, 2025// 2 Minute Read

Injuries alleged: Shoulder fracture, skull and facial fractures, traumatic brain injury with extensive hospitalization and permanent sequelae

Name of mediator: Judge Thomas S. Shadrick (Ret.)

Date resolved: July 19, 2024

Special damages: $766,831.50

Attorneys for plaintiff: Ward Marstiller and [Spaceporn], Richmond, Emroch & Kilduff

Description of case: The 80-year-old plaintiff was attending a funeral reception with her husband as guests at a private club when she fell down an exterior flight of stairs leading to an outdoor courtyard.

The plaintiff claimed she was at or near the top of the stairs when she lost her balance and cascaded down the steps, almost to the courtyard below.

The plaintiff alleged that the contractor who built the stairs, as part of a courtyard renovation project a few years before the subject incident, violated multiple building codes due primarily to non-uniformity of step height and depth. The top step riser and tread were shorter than the rest of the step risers and treads, which constituted a known fall hazard within the construction industry, according to the plaintiff’s experts, a forensic engineer and forensic architect.

The plaintiff further alleged that the club owner negligently failed to remedy or warn about this fall hazard. The plaintiff’s claim was corroborated by deposition testimony from both the contractor and club staff concerning the short top step as a potential fall hazard.

The defense designated a forensic architect to rebut the plaintiff’s allegations.

Due to the plaintiff’s post-traumatic amnesia, she could not recall precisely how or where she fell. Moreover, neither her husband nor any club staff member was able to provide eyewitness testimony as to the mechanism of the plaintiff’s fall.

A guest at the reception was eventually discovered who recalled certain aspects of the plaintiff’s fall but did not observe the plaintiff’s legs and feet at the time of her fall.

The plaintiff designated a biomechanical engineer to assist with causation issues in the case. The parties settled for $2.3 million a few days before trial.

Ward Marstiller, counsel for the plaintiff, provided case information.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2#48960056)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:11 AM
Author: sepia racy business firm rigpig

They forgot to mention someone honked their car horn right before the plaintiff fell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2#48960073)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:12 AM
Author: sickened arousing forum sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2#48960074)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: dull supple house place of business



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:39 AM
Author: Big-titted Rose Parlour

1. disgusting

2. that guy is not and never has been spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2#48960086)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:22 AM
Author: Shivering double fault

Lol yes it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2#48960147)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: Big-titted Rose Parlour

fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2#48960177)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:42 AM
Author: narrow-minded splenetic stage psychic

this entire aspect of tort law is so fucking scummy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2#48960093)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: mind-boggling high-end sex offender

Welp, they should have built their steps better or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2#48960156)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: Motley Orchestra Pit

oh lawdy, SPjr was in for such a hurtin’ that night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2#48960180)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Histrionic Salmon Cruise Ship Messiness

Holy shit 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2#48960183)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: sickened arousing forum sneaky criminal



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: Aromatic Black Woman

we need a 100 post thread in the vein of CSLG threads where half the posts say something to the effect of "you may be a fag but some damn fine lawyering there tex! really exposing inefficiencies in the system! hell yeah"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2#48960187)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:03 AM
Author: Effete pozpig

Ward and Chris are kyoot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2#48960197)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:05 AM
Author: rambunctious theatre

Non-uniform stairs are an obvious hazard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2#48960199)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: Histrionic Salmon Cruise Ship Messiness

But they look like regular stairs don’t they

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2#48960200)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: Lavender wonderful kitchen lettuce

Anyone ever notice how the stairs on cruise ships are too steep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2#48960201)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:11 AM
Author: Aromatic Black Woman

Nobody is going to have sympathy for you falling down stairs, fatty. You'll just end up with broken legs and maybe a grand in comped drinks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2#48960202)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:25 AM
Author: Titillating fishy digit ratio base

I just booked tickets anyone want to represent me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2#48960207)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: Kink-friendly ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2#48960848)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: sickened arousing forum sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2#48960551)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: sickened arousing forum sneaky criminal



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Date: May 25th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: sickened arousing forum sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2#48961364)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: sickened arousing forum sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2#48962096)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: flesh vivacious school cafeteria shitlib

180 spaceporn!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2#48962124)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Multi-colored violet mad-dog skullcap half-breed

180. Hope you get a piece of the $$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2#48962231)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:39 AM
Author: sickened arousing forum sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2#48964131)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:42 AM
Author: Aromatic Black Woman

Spaceporn needs to come back and start trolling CSLG

"Let's see who has the most 100 post threads now, chump"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2#48964135)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:43 AM
Author: sickened arousing forum sneaky criminal

SP is the greatest content creator here of the last decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2#48964138)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: chartreuse contagious office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2#48964160)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2#48982249)