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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
bateful nighttime old irish cottage
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Self-absorbed chestnut milk
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
Beta submissive chapel coffee pot
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
Self-absorbed chestnut milk
  07/14/25
100%
Slimy dead ratface friendly grandma
  07/15/25
FAG
heady cruise ship pisswyrm
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
garnet fortuitous meteor principal's office
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
appetizing mental disorder
  07/14/25
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Lake Passionate Boltzmann Kitchen
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Slimy dead ratface friendly grandma
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Chest-beating dysfunction
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
bateful nighttime old irish cottage
  07/14/25
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mentally impaired embarrassed to the bone piazza
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Chest-beating dysfunction
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
bateful nighttime old irish cottage
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Chest-beating dysfunction
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
bateful nighttime old irish cottage
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
Chest-beating dysfunction
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exhilarant peach gaming laptop orchestra pit
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
Nofapping market
  07/15/25
Lol
Chest-beating dysfunction
  07/15/25
jfc 180
heady cruise ship pisswyrm
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Slimy dead ratface friendly grandma
  07/15/25
At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
vivacious tan university dragon
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
Lake Passionate Boltzmann Kitchen
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
Self-absorbed chestnut milk
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Beta submissive chapel coffee pot
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Chest-beating dysfunction
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Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
bateful nighttime old irish cottage
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Self-absorbed chestnut milk
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
bateful nighttime old irish cottage
  07/14/25
wut
Razzle Tripping Location Gunner
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
bateful nighttime old irish cottage
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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Light Main People
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
Electric Stage Nibblets
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No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
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garnet fortuitous meteor principal's office
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Thriller lettuce
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we all have brother
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Slimy dead ratface friendly grandma
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exhilarant peach gaming laptop orchestra pit
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
Twinkling people who are hurt
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bonkers apoplectic shitlib house
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
Khaki Fighting Station
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Good poast moniker synergy
exhilarant peach gaming laptop orchestra pit
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Cerebral boiling water theater stage
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
dull corn cake temple
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
Hairraiser Hissy Fit
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
Contagious wild organic girlfriend
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
indecent idiot hunting ground
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
Godawful silver theater party of the first part
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
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heady cruise ship pisswyrm
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Chest-beating dysfunction
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Slimy dead ratface friendly grandma
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
Slimy dead ratface friendly grandma
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
bateful nighttime old irish cottage
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: bateful nighttime old irish cottage

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Self-absorbed chestnut milk

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Beta submissive chapel coffee pot

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Self-absorbed chestnut milk

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Slimy dead ratface friendly grandma

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: heady cruise ship pisswyrm

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: garnet fortuitous meteor principal's office

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: appetizing mental disorder

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Lake Passionate Boltzmann Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Slimy dead ratface friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Chest-beating dysfunction

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: bateful nighttime old irish cottage

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: mentally impaired embarrassed to the bone piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Chest-beating dysfunction

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: bateful nighttime old irish cottage

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Chest-beating dysfunction

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: bateful nighttime old irish cottage

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Chest-beating dysfunction

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: exhilarant peach gaming laptop orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Nofapping market

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Chest-beating dysfunction

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: heady cruise ship pisswyrm

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Slimy dead ratface friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: vivacious tan university dragon

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Lake Passionate Boltzmann Kitchen

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Self-absorbed chestnut milk

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Beta submissive chapel coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Chest-beating dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: bateful nighttime old irish cottage

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Self-absorbed chestnut milk

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: bateful nighttime old irish cottage

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Razzle Tripping Location Gunner

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: bateful nighttime old irish cottage

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Aquamarine Massive Mad Cow Disease

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: exhilarant peach gaming laptop orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: at-the-ready razzmatazz lodge filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: charcoal tanning salon famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Bright Multi-billionaire Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Light Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Electric Stage Nibblets

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: charcoal tanning salon famous landscape painting

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: garnet fortuitous meteor principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103451)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Thriller lettuce



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: mentally impaired embarrassed to the bone piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: excitant business firm stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Chest-beating dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Mint menage sex offender



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: olive pit



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Thriller lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Slimy dead ratface friendly grandma

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Slimy dead ratface friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: exhilarant peach gaming laptop orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Twinkling people who are hurt

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: bonkers apoplectic shitlib house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Khaki Fighting Station

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: exhilarant peach gaming laptop orchestra pit

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Cerebral boiling water theater stage

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: dull corn cake temple

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Hairraiser Hissy Fit

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Contagious wild organic girlfriend

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: indecent idiot hunting ground

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Godawful silver theater party of the first part

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Nofapping market

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Flesh supple trailer park faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: heady cruise ship pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Chest-beating dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Slimy dead ratface friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Slimy dead ratface friendly grandma

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: bateful nighttime old irish cottage

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104451)