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I just turned 42, what should I do for my girlfriend's 25th birhday

For my birthday, I went camping at Leo Carrillo with her, my...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  06/15/26
Put some extra air in her so she doesn't deflate when you ne...
Mega Penis
  06/15/26
She loves my average penis.
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  06/15/26
Ask her why she's a gold digging whore. Ask her to babysit ...
Mega Penis
  06/15/26
My girlfriend doesn't care about money. I don't buy her anyt...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  06/15/26
does she pick the movies or do you
potluck
  06/15/26
We have similar taste. We usually switch off showing each ot...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  06/15/26
No one believes this, surely you don't think she is in it fo...
Hang Kikelensky NOW
  06/15/26
Well she has been with me for a long time now and she still ...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  06/15/26
How much are you paying the handsome guy to fuck her?
Hang Kikelensky NOW
  06/15/26
wait wtf you have a Black King? this thread just got good
need tokens
  06/15/26
Very sad thread.
The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT
  06/15/26
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Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  06/15/26
do your kids still call her their favorite mom? does your wi...
need tokens
  06/15/26
She has a new BF. He is a pro chess player who is ranked lik...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  06/15/26
You are repulsive.
Mega Penis
  06/15/26
happy for her, it's probably dope to be dating someone highl...
need tokens
  06/15/26
What an absolutely psychotic thing to say
Hang Kikelensky NOW
  06/15/26
what, this? -- Date: June 15th, 2026 7:45 PM Author: cali...
need tokens
  06/15/26
nitrous
gaetan dugas
  06/15/26
That's really bad for you. I would never.
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  06/15/26
pussy wtf is even the point of fucking 20yo pussy as a se...
gaetan dugas
  06/15/26
2cb/2ci
Ciryl Gane
  06/15/26
Welcome back gunneratttt
golazos in abundance
  06/16/26


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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

For my birthday, I went camping at Leo Carrillo with her, my kids, and our 90lb rottweiler. Was super fun. She made us food, played with my kids, and we all hiked/went to the beach. For example, one day she made us eggs, bacon and pancakes for breakfast, and carne asada tacos for dinner. We just ate pbj for lunch.

I'm not sure what to do for her birthday. I'm thinking airbnb in big bear with her and the dog for a night. It's only a 2 hour drive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2#49941106)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:40 PM
Author: Mega Penis

Put some extra air in her so she doesn't deflate when you needle dick her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2#49941111)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

She loves my average penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2#49941116)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: Mega Penis

Ask her why she's a gold digging whore.

Ask her to babysit your kids since mom and dad are only interested in themselves.

Pay the bull extra.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2#49941124)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:44 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

My girlfriend doesn't care about money. I don't buy her anything and she mostly supports herself. I just pay for a trip sometimes and when we do an occasional dinner. She mostly cooks for me and we stay in and watch movies, have sex, scuba dive, camp, walk the dog, go on drives, go to the beach, and hike.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2#49941133)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: potluck

does she pick the movies or do you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2#49941136)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

We have similar taste. We usually switch off showing each other movies or we pick whatever horror/thriller is new. The last few movies we watched were Annabel Creation, The Crow (new), Don't Breach, and Hush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2#49941148)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW

No one believes this, surely you don't think she is in it for anything else. You're hideous and have put your rancid personality and sociopathic core on display on XO. You have no redeeming features aside from money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2#49941138)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Well she has been with me for a long time now and she still pays all her own bills, so I'm not sure what she is getting out of it besides this handsome guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2#49941155)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW

How much are you paying the handsome guy to fuck her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2#49941157)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: need tokens

wait wtf you have a Black King? this thread just got good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2#49941174)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT

Very sad thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2#49941119)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2#49941141)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: need tokens

do your kids still call her their favorite mom? does your wife (or ex-wife?) know that? is she dating someone new yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2#49941125)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

She has a new BF. He is a pro chess player who is ranked like 250 in the US. My daughter would throw my ex-wife under a bus for my girlfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2#49941135)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Mega Penis

You are repulsive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2#49941146)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: need tokens

happy for her, it's probably dope to be dating someone highly intelligent. we should all be so lucky. is he a younger dude?

does your ex-wife know that? does she lurk on xo? what would happen if she saw the sentence "My daughter would throw my ex-wife under a bus for my girlfriend"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2#49941147)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW

What an absolutely psychotic thing to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2#49941149)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: need tokens

what, this?

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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:45 PM

Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

She has a new BF. He is a pro chess player who is ranked like 250 in the US. My daughter would throw my ex-wife under a bus for my girlfriend.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2#49941135

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2#49941168)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

nitrous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2#49941153)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

That's really bad for you. I would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2#49941158)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

pussy

wtf is even the point of fucking 20yo pussy as a senile old man and abandoning ur kids if ur not gonna do poppers like steve-o

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2#49941166)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Ciryl Gane

2cb/2ci

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2#49941172)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:14 AM
Author: golazos in abundance

Welcome back gunneratttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2#49941686)