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Pizza snobs are ridiculous
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Date: May 16th, 2024 11:51 AM Author: Red place of business All pizza is pretty decent, it’s a simple food and not a wide gulf between acceptable and great pizza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47666767) |
Date: May 16th, 2024 11:59 AM Author: translucent lettuce (David Scrivano) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47666807) |
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Date: May 16th, 2024 12:00 PM Author: clear degenerate (California resident) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47666812) |
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Date: May 16th, 2024 2:13 PM Author: shimmering aggressive milk home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47667233) |
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Date: May 16th, 2024 12:03 PM Author: Trip Nubile Garrison Cuckoldry (Tom Monaghan) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47666830) |
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Date: May 16th, 2024 12:16 PM Author: Green swashbuckling step-uncle's house Not just that, a large share of "fancy" pizza is drastically worse than normal chain pizza. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47666882) |
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Date: May 16th, 2024 12:25 PM Author: Magenta headpube psychic cr i think this is even more true of burgers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47666905) |
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Date: May 16th, 2024 12:26 PM Author: Cobalt Mental Disorder I like my burgers rare, with raw onions on a good bread roll. Anything more is faggit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47666908) |
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Date: May 16th, 2024 12:37 PM Author: Magenta headpube psychic isn't this called steak tartare (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47666936) |
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Date: May 16th, 2024 12:26 PM Author: fragrant address black woman brioche buns especially are awful sugary glop. gordon ramsay and his acolytes have been a disaster for simple burger enjoyers worldwide (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47666910) |
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Date: May 16th, 2024 12:30 PM Author: Magenta headpube psychic agreed. simplicity is best for pizza and burgers. attempting to make them fancy just worsens the experience imo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47666923) |
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Date: May 16th, 2024 12:31 PM Author: Cobalt Mental Disorder
*burger is 12" tall and literally impossible to bite into*
SIMPLE. DONE. |
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Date: May 16th, 2024 12:37 PM Author: fragrant address black woman . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47666937) |
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Date: May 16th, 2024 4:03 PM Author: talented legal warrant jew brioche buns are utter flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47667689) |
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Date: May 16th, 2024 4:04 PM Author: heady tantric volcanic crater base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47667692) |
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Date: May 16th, 2024 5:45 PM Author: Sick tanning salon Brioche buns are terrible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47668084) |
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Date: May 16th, 2024 1:18 PM Author: heady tantric volcanic crater base I had pizza in Florida once and it was legit terrible. How do you fuck up pizza. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47667040) |
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Date: May 16th, 2024 1:24 PM Author: razzle-dazzle electric furnace i like thin crust crunchy pizza. undercooked doughy pizza is bad. just like wine, one can tell the difference between good pizza and bad pizza, but other than that who cares (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47667047) |
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Date: May 16th, 2024 1:57 PM Author: Out-of-control casino tattoo good undercarriage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47667147) |
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Date: May 16th, 2024 3:25 PM Author: talented legal warrant jew exactly. Portnoy's pizza ratings are solely based on consistency of the dough. He pretty much never even mentions flavor or taste.
Is it thin and crispy? If yes, then good. |
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Date: May 16th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: lime cruise ship I should get pizza tonight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47667163) |
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Date: May 16th, 2024 2:25 PM Author: mentally impaired abode liquid oxygen Wrong shitlib. Its the #1 food in the world. This Chef's Table Pizza episode is so fucking 180 and it inspired me to make my own pizzas. I make my own dough.
It inspired my Chicken Enchilada pizza where I use refried beans and green enchilada sauce as the base, topped with sour cream after its done cooking.
Episode starts off with a food critic saying, "People think I'm crazy when I tell them the best pizza in the world isn't in Italy; its in Arizona."
The segment on Gabriele Bonci was especially profound.
Here's the trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyXnoeJoKLw |
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Date: May 16th, 2024 2:26 PM Author: fragrant address black woman ur vaping is getting out of control brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47667283) |
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Date: May 16th, 2024 2:28 PM Author: mentally impaired abode liquid oxygen watch the trailer faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47667292) |
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Date: May 16th, 2024 2:47 PM Author: Lemon Charismatic Stead Tank this is very wrong. pizza might have one of the widest quality ranges of any food. can be absolute trash or extremely good / michelin star territory based on ingredients and cooking equipment.
makes sense because it can be produced cheaply (and badly), so there are many bad iterations of it (see bowling alley pizza / arena pizza out of the microwave) in contrast to all the really good old school joints that have perfected it and have classic ovens that you're not even allowed to install anymore
maybe what you're getting at is that shit like dominos is perfectly fine and "artisanal" pizza is flame, which is true. but that's a narrower and different point. |
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Date: May 16th, 2024 2:49 PM Author: Jet-lagged brindle fortuitous meteor Same people that think all coffee is the same. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47667363) |
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Date: May 16th, 2024 2:52 PM Author: Lemon Charismatic Stead Tank difference is that most people have just never tried top-flight coffee, they think that starbucks is "high quality" because it's not mcdonalds. i used to assume that good coffee is flame before i tried it and learned how to brew it properly.
everyeone's had good pizza and shit pizza |
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Date: May 16th, 2024 3:23 PM Author: mentally impaired abode liquid oxygen I dub thee, "Pizza Pumo". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47667537) |
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Date: May 16th, 2024 3:15 PM Author: vibrant judgmental feces heaven With both burgers and pizza the entire issue is ingredient quality. The meat at a fast food burger place is always poisonous garbage seasoned with literal cow shit. It tastes good because the food scientists in Jersey worked for years to perfect the right blend of additives to trick your brain that it tastes good. And when you look at the ingredients it just says “100% USDA inspected beef” because they spent hundreds of millions lobbying for years to get away with that schtick. Then you look at the ingredients for the bun and it’s a hilarious frankenfood concoction. The same is true of the cheese, sauce and dough at Domino’s, but they aren’t as gross as the meat at any major fast food chain.
I say all this as a guy that has eaten at least 250 fast food burgers per year for the last 15 years at least and who regularly orders Domino’s and feeds it to his kids. The frankenfood is cheap and my kids eat healthy meals M-Fri and at least 2/3 meals that my wife or I prepare every Sat and Sun. I should eat less fast food, but I take a demented pleasure in eating shit food and not being obese, being reasonably strong/fit/active for a guy my age, and having good cardiovascular health. It’s like if God gave you a superpower you should not let it go to waste. Plus it’s so cheap and so much easier than adding even more cooking/meal prep to my schedule. But lately I’ve been better and the difference in how I feel and my energy levels is dramatic, so it’s time to stop eating like I’m in college finally. |
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Date: May 16th, 2024 3:23 PM Author: talented legal warrant jew This is wrong. Burgers at McDonalds have always been "grade A beef". They only deviation from this label that I ever encountered is the taco bell ground beef which is simply labeled "taco meat filling". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47667540) |
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Date: May 16th, 2024 4:03 PM Author: vibrant judgmental feces heaven Yes, enjoy your “grade A beef” that regularly shows evidence of bovine fecal matter. It is indeed “better” than the Taco Bell meat that mixes in some horse parts.
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/04/17/health/usda-fecal-matter-in-meat-trnd
Thankfully they also load this beef up with so many antibiotics that they themselves acknowledge they are a risk to human health.
https://www.thebureauinvestigates.com/stories/2022-11-21/lovin-it-mcdonalds-and-walmart-beef-suppliers-risking-public-health-with-reckless-antibiotics-use/ |
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Date: May 16th, 2024 4:06 PM Author: talented legal warrant jew Your link has nothing to do with fast food. Your post that I responded to suggested that fast food burgers use lower quality meat than elsewhere. Your issue seems to be the beef industry in general and not fast food. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47667699) |
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Date: May 16th, 2024 3:22 PM Author: talented legal warrant jew It really is insane and i say this as a pizza lover.
As long as they are using quality ingredients, it all comes down to subjective preference. Some people like thin, crispy crust while others like it more doughy or not as well-done.
Somehow, it's an extremely divisive topic and people will argue passionately in favor of their preferred pizzeria. |
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Date: May 16th, 2024 3:30 PM Author: Sable Hairy Legs disagree, pizza is a simple food so almost all pizza is acceptable, and you have to fuck up pretty bad to have a bad pizza, but the gulf between all of the average or even acceptable but below average pizza out there and the perfect version of your preferred style is enormous (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47667579) |