[–]Crafty_Original_7349

204 points 3 hours ago

I regularly ate roadkill.

Okay, that sounds awful, but I was on a call list for local law enforcement, and they would call me whenever they put a deer down and issue me a salvage permit so I could legally possess the carcass out of season. It was free meat for a little bit of work.

[–]chainsawx72

98 points 3 hours ago

I had a friend who had free rent at a mobile home he was replacing the floors and doors in, a real dump. Behind this dump trailer was an even dumpier one bedroom trailer, that was falling over, the floor on mayb a 5-10 degree slope. I lived there for a few weeks. There was a ton of trash and at least one HUGE snake in the bedroom, so I stayed in the living room / kitchen. No electricity, so I used dollar store candles. I left one burning one night, and the glass jar it came in got so hot it expoded and sent tiny pieces of burning wax everywhere. No big fire or injuries, just a scary wake up in the middle of the night looking like hell around me. Good times.

–]00Haunter00

13 points 3 hours ago

A few years ago still at the same dead end job I’m at now I was eating a microwave dinner thing (not even one of the good ones like one from dolllar genera) and I pulled a black hair half the length of my arm out and I still ate it bc I had nothing else to eat for the rest of my shift/day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529167&forum_id=2#47667002)

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1h ago

Look into getting a bidet or making one with a plastic bottle, should save on TP by quite a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529167&forum_id=2#47667020)

2 points an hour ago

Had sex with a neighbor guy to get a free ride to work as the public transportation in this region sucks.

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[–]kusama_fanboy

4 points 1 hour ago

Wow, just for a ride? I don't mean that against you, I mean that's shitty that he drove such a hard bargain (both puns intended) for something so easy and not very time-consuming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529167&forum_id=2#47667030)

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2h ago

Dude im gay. Sex work is semi unfortunately always a lucrative option. I think i made $800 in one night doing things i dare not repeat.

The bills. Were. Paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529167&forum_id=2#47667034)