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Extremely worried Happy Gilmore 2 is going to be a God awful disaster

I love Happy Gilmore, have rewatched it 10+ times and love i...
Olive Foreskin Becky
  03/24/25
Nah they got a bunch of famous PGA golfers to cameo in part ...
marvelous abusive athletic conference tank
  03/24/25
Cr there's a great scene where Rory McElroy begs his wife (p...
thriller sexy idiot
  03/24/25
Sounds Jewish
embarrassed to the bone hell keepsake machete
  03/25/25
Ive read the script, the climax of the movie has Sandler usi...
Up-to-no-good sick den jap
  03/24/25
Jesus Torah Christ.
heady domesticated field
  03/24/25
literally every adam sandler movie involves him being filthy...
dashing dog poop
  03/24/25
What about uncut gems
curious translucent indirect expression
  03/24/25
Superhuman jewish negotiation skills
thriller sexy idiot
  03/24/25
Never saw it but looking up the plot he’s a successful...
dashing dog poop
  03/24/25
I never saw it either to be fair
curious translucent indirect expression
  03/24/25
also in the movie he has a mistress who also is hot, esp giv...
dashing dog poop
  03/25/25
lol even in Airheads sandler manages to bang a hot chick
dashing dog poop
  03/25/25
My anti-semitism has caused me to reevaluate South Park and ...
Multi-colored Chocolate Prole
  03/24/25
Hard to imagine without Frances Bay
Carmine odious stage
  03/25/25
Of course it's going to be a disaster you fucking idiot. ...
lime galvanic market fat ankles
  03/25/25
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Carmine odious stage
  03/25/25
Adam needs a new vacation house in Newport Beach you silly g...
Frum house
  03/25/25
To be fair to this particular jew, the point of adam sandler...
lime galvanic market fat ankles
  03/25/25
July 25. I am very worried about this.
Olive Foreskin Becky
  05/10/25
where are we on this?
Trip Bearded Turdskin
  07/25/25
I just rewatched Happy Gilmore yesterday for the first time ...
marvelous abusive athletic conference tank
  07/25/25
Doesn't sound like you're much of a prole. I do think the or...
Flatulent locus brethren
  07/25/25
Bad news: https://images.wsj.net/im-79144484?width=700&s...
Cordovan half-breed trust fund
  07/25/25


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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Olive Foreskin Becky

I love Happy Gilmore, have rewatched it 10+ times and love it every time. I don't want Adam Sandler to ruin my enjoyment of it with some unfunny shit fest from him just hanging out with his buddies. But that's what's going to happen. Fuck that guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2#48777818)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: marvelous abusive athletic conference tank

Nah they got a bunch of famous PGA golfers to cameo in part 2, whereas the original just had Lee Trevino IIRC

Looks like they went all out for this on production whereas HG1 wasn't really a good movie but the performances sold it (ie, Sandler wouldn't make that movie again today)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2#48777867)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: thriller sexy idiot

Cr there's a great scene where Rory McElroy begs his wife (played by that huge blond lady in Game of Thrones) to peg him and cuck him with Chubbs Peterson's son (played by Michael B. Jordan), but the wife's huge strap-on accidentally bumps into the Bluetooth camera and broadcasts the pegging and cucking on the jumbotron during the Gold Jacket ceremony

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2#48777905)



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Date: March 25th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone hell keepsake machete

Sounds Jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2#48780052)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good sick den jap

Ive read the script, the climax of the movie has Sandler using his club to stop a white guy from shooting up a bar mitzvah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2#48777875)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: heady domesticated field

Jesus Torah Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2#48778435)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: dashing dog poop

literally every adam sandler movie involves him being filthy rich and/or having retard strength or some other kind of superpower. regardless of the combination he always winds up banging a hot chick way out of his league.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2#48777877)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: curious translucent indirect expression

What about uncut gems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2#48777912)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: thriller sexy idiot

Superhuman jewish negotiation skills

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2#48777915)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: dashing dog poop

Never saw it but looking up the plot he’s a successful diamond broker who has a gambling problem and an ex-wife who of course is hot? Fits the sandler narrative.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2#48778403)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: curious translucent indirect expression

I never saw it either to be fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2#48778434)



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Date: March 25th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: dashing dog poop

also in the movie he has a mistress who also is hot, esp given that Sandler is now like 60 and you can't plausibly have him plowing Veronica Vaughn. and he pays for her NYC apartment which he can afford to do because he's rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2#48780043)



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Date: March 25th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: dashing dog poop

lol even in Airheads sandler manages to bang a hot chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2#48780241)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Multi-colored Chocolate Prole

My anti-semitism has caused me to reevaluate South Park and a lot of other jew shit I used to get brainwashed by but damned if I don't keep rewatching and enjoying Adam Sandler movies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2#48778405)



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Date: March 25th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: Carmine odious stage

Hard to imagine without Frances Bay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2#48780048)



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Date: March 25th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: lime galvanic market fat ankles

Of course it's going to be a disaster you fucking idiot.

I say this as someone who thinks Little Nicky is utterly brilliant and hilarious metahumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2#48780077)



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Date: March 25th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Carmine odious stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2#48780223)



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Date: March 25th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Frum house

Adam needs a new vacation house in Newport Beach you silly goy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2#48780090)



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Date: March 25th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: lime galvanic market fat ankles

To be fair to this particular jew, the point of adam sandler movies has always been to secure new porches for 6~10 b- and c-list comedian friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2#48780092)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Olive Foreskin Becky

July 25. I am very worried about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2#48919727)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Trip Bearded Turdskin

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2#49130352)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: marvelous abusive athletic conference tank

I just rewatched Happy Gilmore yesterday for the first time since I saw it in the theater. As someone who plays golf now, I am shocked that I ever liked this movie. The main character is an unmitigated psychopath that should've been arrested and committed to a mental asylum at least 30 times in the first act alone. The female love interest subplot was hilariously unrealistic. Like this is how a 10 year old incel thought adults did romance in 1990. But the absolute WORST part of the entire movie is the hockey stick putter he gets at the climax. If I see that stupid hockey putter in the new movie I'm turning it off right away. Unless Colin Morikawa is in the movie. That guy is a stud and I'll watch anything with him in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2#49130373)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Flatulent locus brethren

Doesn't sound like you're much of a prole. I do think the original worked well because golf was viewed as an uber-elitist WASP-y sport back then. The culture clash really made it work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2#49130650)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Cordovan half-breed trust fund

Bad news: https://images.wsj.net/im-79144484?width=700&size=3.732&pixel_ratio=1.5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699092&forum_id=2#49130657)