HL Mencken is seriously the most 180 writer & wit in US history
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Date: April 12th, 2013 4:59 PM Author: costumed hissy fit
and yes I have heard of Mark Twain.
Here are a few examples:
An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it.
All government, in its essence, is organized exploitation, and in virtually all of its existing forms it is the implacable enemy of every industrious and well-disposed man.
The only good bureaucrat is one with a pistol at his head. Put it in his hand and it's good-bye to the Bill of Rights.
God is the immemorial refuge of the incompetent, the helpless, the miserable. They find not only sanctuary in His arms, but also a kind of superiority, soothing to their macerated egos; He will set them above their betters.
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he has thousands of lines like this
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2227062&forum_id=2#22985387) |
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