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DOJ files masterful brief in the WH ballroom case

https://www.washingtonpost.com/documents/f5026f84-4df5-4fd9-...
hyperactive territorial state trust fund
  04/28/26
institutional collapse
arousing brass pit
  04/28/26
Only retarded jewish blackpillers care about Trump, ballroom...
jade confused plaza circlehead
  04/28/26
(totally based 1488 white jacked bro who doesn't "care ...
hyperactive territorial state trust fund
  04/29/26
This can't be real
Vermilion step-uncle's house
  04/28/26
Trump wrote that
nudist rehab boltzmann
  04/28/26
...
Aphrodisiac Generalized Bond
  04/29/26
...
Razzmatazz smoky clown
  04/29/26
Seems so
abnormal half-breed
  04/30/26
...
Sadistic dashing affirmative action twinkling uncleanness
  04/30/26
Dictated but not read. DJT
Insane School
  05/06/26
...
fuchsia motley orchestra pit
  05/06/26
it's mind numbing how any of you fags ever read this shit. i...
Salmon Irate Roast Beef Famous Landscape Painting
  04/28/26
a couple of the brightest lawyers i know are working for tru...
Rusted Stirring Community Account Parlor
  04/28/26
Do you know lots of retarded lawyers?
fuchsia motley orchestra pit
  05/06/26
is this some lib deep stater trying to throw the case?
Electric misanthropic national security agency
  04/28/26
What the fuck lmao. Idiocracy
Razzmatazz smoky clown
  04/29/26
Only the BEST!
Aphrodisiac Generalized Bond
  04/29/26
You just noticed?
abnormal half-breed
  04/30/26
Nah, but it gets more striking every day.
Razzmatazz smoky clown
  04/30/26
The ballroom has electrolytes
hideous gunner
  04/29/26
Brondo the ThirstMauler Balcony
Aphrodisiac Generalized Bond
  05/07/26
the brief is riddled with random Capitalized Words like a tr...
hyperactive territorial state trust fund
  04/29/26
And then the occasional ALL CAPS killed me
Razzmatazz smoky clown
  04/29/26
where are the handclap emojis
vibrant startling partner
  04/29/26
All periods should be replaced with exclamations, to mock Le...
Effete kitty
  04/29/26
This is truly, truly bonkers
hideous gunner
  04/29/26
Alpha.
Ivory titillating telephone
  04/29/26
Is this real?
boyish locale
  04/30/26
No we are in a simulation, and it’s a cartoon
abnormal half-breed
  04/30/26
suddenly one shiavo level democrat makes a gay republican ch...
Topaz mother address
  04/30/26
U drunk?
abnormal half-breed
  04/30/26
no drunker than hegseth probably is rn
Topaz mother address
  04/30/26
JFC- hope your parole officer doesn't catch you stumbling ab...
Aphrodisiac Generalized Bond
  04/30/26
Trump ordering DoJ to let Tiffany ghostwrite the brief
Sadistic dashing affirmative action twinkling uncleanness
  04/30/26
...
Sadistic dashing affirmative action twinkling uncleanness
  04/30/26
I still can’t believe this is real
hideous gunner
  04/30/26
“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” i...
hyperactive territorial state trust fund
  05/02/26
"The attack confirms that this Court’s injunction...
hyperactive territorial state trust fund
  05/02/26
Majestic
hideous gunner
  05/02/26
“ChatGPT, write it as if Donald Trump wrote it” ...
abnormal half-breed
  05/03/26
Honestly that was my first thought
Razzmatazz smoky clown
  05/04/26
This is still so funny
Razzmatazz smoky clown
  05/04/26
i thought it was fake at first. how tf does a licensed atty ...
hyperactive territorial state trust fund
  05/04/26
Venn Diagram of Trump’s DOJ, unethical lawyers, and st...
hideous gunner
  05/04/26
The judiciary is seeing it everywhere
arousing brass pit
  05/04/26
I printed out a copy and am considering hanging it in my off...
hideous gunner
  05/04/26
Lmfao do it
Razzmatazz smoky clown
  05/04/26
What you're really just seeing is institutional collapse. No...
arousing brass pit
  05/04/26
...
Razzmatazz smoky clown
  05/06/26
“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” i...
Razzmatazz smoky clown
  05/06/26
...
Ivory titillating telephone
  05/06/26
Looks like some of the shit you wrote, bud, no offense.
fuchsia motley orchestra pit
  05/06/26
^^the author
hideous gunner
  05/06/26
...
fuchsia motley orchestra pit
  05/07/26
I might get a client out of this not flame. She's worried th...
arousing brass pit
  05/06/26
It’s a motion that has no chance of succeeding. Might ...
Razzle-dazzle Menage Really Tough Guy
  05/07/26


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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: hyperactive territorial state trust fund

https://www.washingtonpost.com/documents/f5026f84-4df5-4fd9-a6d1-08576890ad57.pdf?itid=lk_inline_manual_2

Surprised at the stellar writing here. The prose practically sings. Didn’t expect that given that Trump has hired a bunch of hacks. Credit where it’s due.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850100)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: arousing brass pit

institutional collapse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850104)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:28 PM
Author: jade confused plaza circlehead

Only retarded jewish blackpillers care about Trump, ballrooms or "Israel"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850111)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:59 AM
Author: hyperactive territorial state trust fund

(totally based 1488 white jacked bro who doesn't "care about desert people, why is everyone talking about jews and jewish power")

it's 180 how fast things are changing for you people. just a year ago, your above poast wouldn't have given away that you're an undercover jew. but now it's clear in two seconds. keep it up tho, it's hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850612)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:47 PM
Author: Vermilion step-uncle's house

This can't be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850134)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: nudist rehab boltzmann

Trump wrote that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850139)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850563)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: Razzmatazz smoky clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852726)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:17 AM
Author: abnormal half-breed

Seems so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853207)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:42 AM
Author: Sadistic dashing affirmative action twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853516)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Insane School

Dictated but not read. DJT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871175)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:11 PM
Author: fuchsia motley orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871216)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Salmon Irate Roast Beef Famous Landscape Painting

it's mind numbing how any of you fags ever read this shit. it's fucking double spaced like a college kid trying to make his term paper 5 full pages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850144)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: Rusted Stirring Community Account Parlor

a couple of the brightest lawyers i know are working for trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850154)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:15 PM
Author: fuchsia motley orchestra pit

Do you know lots of retarded lawyers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871235)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 11:14 PM
Author: Electric misanthropic national security agency

is this some lib deep stater trying to throw the case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850178)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:10 AM
Author: Razzmatazz smoky clown

What the fuck lmao. Idiocracy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850586)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:24 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Generalized Bond

Only the BEST!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850592)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: abnormal half-breed

You just noticed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853211)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:47 PM
Author: Razzmatazz smoky clown

Nah, but it gets more striking every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49854800)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:42 AM
Author: hideous gunner

The ballroom has electrolytes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850603)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 6:05 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Generalized Bond

Brondo the ThirstMauler Balcony

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871593)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:00 AM
Author: hyperactive territorial state trust fund

the brief is riddled with random Capitalized Words like a trump truth social poast. this thing is 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850613)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Razzmatazz smoky clown

And then the occasional ALL CAPS killed me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852736)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: vibrant startling partner

where are the handclap emojis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852735)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: Effete kitty

All periods should be replaced with exclamations, to mock Leon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852744)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: hideous gunner

This is truly, truly bonkers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852899)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Ivory titillating telephone

Alpha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852938)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: boyish locale

Is this real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853187)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: abnormal half-breed

No we are in a simulation, and it’s a cartoon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853208)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:37 AM
Author: Topaz mother address

suddenly one shiavo level democrat makes a gay republican chorus a "gay bipartisan chorus"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853234)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: abnormal half-breed

U drunk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853250)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:02 AM
Author: Topaz mother address

no drunker than hegseth probably is rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853271)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:28 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Generalized Bond

JFC- hope your parole officer doesn't catch you stumbling about like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853502)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:44 AM
Author: Sadistic dashing affirmative action twinkling uncleanness

Trump ordering DoJ to let Tiffany ghostwrite the brief

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853519)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Sadistic dashing affirmative action twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853641)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: hideous gunner

I still can’t believe this is real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49854776)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: hyperactive territorial state trust fund

“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” is a beautiful name, but even their name is FAKE because when they add the words “in the United States” to the National Trust for Historic Preservation, it makes it sound like a Governmental Agency, which it is not. In fact, the United States refused to continue funding it in 2005 because they strongly disagreed with their mission and objectives. They are very bad for our Country. They stop many projects that are worthy, and hurt many others. In this case, they are trying to stop one that is vital to our National Security, and

the Safety of all Presidents of the United States, both current and future, their families, staff, and Cabinet members. They were asked by the United States Military not to bring this suit because of the Top Secret nature of the important facility being built. They were shown detailed plans and specifications of this knitted, unified, and cohesive structure by Top Officers and Leaders in both

the Military and Secret Service. But this did not deter them because they suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, commonly referred to as TDS, as noted by Democrat Senator John

Fetterman, of Pennsylvania, and are represented by the lawyer for Barack Hussein Obama, Gregory Craig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49859226)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: hyperactive territorial state trust fund

"The attack confirms that this Court’s injunction is intolerable and unsustainable as a matter of equity and Law."

Why is "law" capitalized but equity is not? it must be because the brief has been filed in a Court of Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49859230)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: hideous gunner

Majestic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49859259)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: abnormal half-breed

“ChatGPT, write it as if Donald Trump wrote it”

*rubs hands and cackles*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49861609)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: Razzmatazz smoky clown

Honestly that was my first thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864723)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: Razzmatazz smoky clown

This is still so funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864720)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: hyperactive territorial state trust fund

i thought it was fake at first. how tf does a licensed atty sign their name to this? lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864730)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: hideous gunner

Venn Diagram of Trump’s DOJ, unethical lawyers, and stupid lawyers doing work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864748)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: arousing brass pit

The judiciary is seeing it everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49865005)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: hideous gunner

I printed out a copy and am considering hanging it in my office to remind myself exactly how dumb this era was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864751)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: Razzmatazz smoky clown

Lmfao do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864779)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: arousing brass pit

What you're really just seeing is institutional collapse. No self respecting lawyer ever reported to Pam Bondi and none will report to Blanche. Sessions was ex-AUSA who kept it professional, and Barr was an evil genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49865008)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: Razzmatazz smoky clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49870391)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: Razzmatazz smoky clown

“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” is a beautiful name, but even their name is FAKE because when they add the words “in the United States” to the National Trust for Historic Preservation, it makes it sound like a Governmental Agency, which it is not. In fact, the United States refused to continue funding it in 2005 because they strongly disagreed with their mission and objectives. They are very bad for our Country. They stop many projects that are worthy, and hurt many others. In this case, they are trying to stop one that is vital to our National Security, and the Safety of all Presidents of the United States, both current and future, their families, staff, and Cabinet members. They were asked by the United States Military not to bring this suit because of the Top Secret nature of the important facility being built. They were shown detailed plans and specifications of this knitted, unified, and cohesive structure by Top Officers and Leaders in both the Military and Secret Service. But this did not deter them because they suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, commonly referred to as TDS, as noted by Democrat Senator John Fetterman, of Pennsylvania, and are represented by the lawyer for Barack Hussein Obama, Gregory Craig. The lower section of the building does not work without the upper section and, likewise, the upper section of the building does not work without the lower. It is all one highly integrated unit! As an example, one venting system, one electrical system, one plumbing system, one security system, one air conditioning and heating system, one elevator connector and, very importantly, one structural steel and enforced concrete system — and more. Even the bullet proof windows and glass, and the heavy steel, drone proof roof, protect what is below. With such a facility, it would have been impossible for an attack like that which took place last Saturday evening in D.C. when an attempted assassin, armed with a shotgun, pistol, and knives, charged through a security checkpoint at the Washington Hilton in an attempt to assassinate President Donald J. Trump, First Lady Melania Trump, and members of the President’s Cabinet and senior staff, during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. The Secret Service fortunately neutralized the assassin before he could reach the ballroom. However, Saturday’s narrow miss—which marks the third assassination attempt on President Trump since 2024—confirms what should have already been obvious: Presidents need a secure space for large events, that currently does not exist in Washington, D.C., and this Court’s injunction stalling this Project cannot defensibly continue, for the sake of the safety of President Trump, future Presidents, and their families, Cabinets, and staff. Defendants thus request that this Court issue an indicative ruling under Rule 62.1 that it will dissolve its injunction. Three assassination attempts—including the attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania, where an assassin’s bullet hit the President’s ear—is enough. There is absolutely no argument that a woman walking her dog in the vicinity of the White House has STANDING to stop such a desperately needed structure for the people of the United States of America, as it will provide Presidents, current and future, a secure space to do their jobs.Cabinet and senior staff, during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. The Secret Service fortunately neutralized the assassin before he could reach the ballroom. However, Saturday’s narrow miss—which marks the third assassination attempt on President Trump since 2024—confirms what should have already been obvious: Presidents need a secure space for large events, that currently does not exist in Washington, D.C., and this Court’s injunction stalling this Project cannot defensibly continue, for the sake of the safety of President Trump, future Presidents, and their families, Cabinets, and staff. Defendants thus request that this Court issue an indicative ruling under Rule 62.1 that it will dissolve its injunction. Three assassination attempts—including the attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania, where an assassin’s bullet hit the President’s ear—is enough. There is absolutely no argument that a woman walking her dog in the vicinity of the White House has STANDING to stop such a desperately needed structure for the people of the United States of America, as it will provide Presidents, current and future, a secure space to do their jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49870387)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: Ivory titillating telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49870939)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: fuchsia motley orchestra pit

Looks like some of the shit you wrote, bud, no offense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871228)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: hideous gunner

^^the author

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871418)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: fuchsia motley orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871456)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: arousing brass pit

I might get a client out of this not flame. She's worried the Government has some devious plot afoot and I'm like "bitch this is what the lawyers at DOJ are putting out, I think I got this."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871428)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Menage Really Tough Guy

It’s a motion that has no chance of succeeding. Might as well make it a Trump tweet. You can show the president the brief and he’ll finally feel like his lawyers are listening to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871448)