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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig
  08/14/13
tell me
honey-headed narrow-minded school
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Offensive Bateful Chapel
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Big Sexy Church Building
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Electric balding parlour elastic band
  12/28/13
fucking lol
elite stag film
  05/12/15
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Glittery turquoise skinny woman alpha
  05/12/15
so underrated
Haunting 180 old irish cottage
  01/19/16
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Curious area
  06/07/17
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pearl jet-lagged principal's office mediation
  03/31/18
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Violet liquid oxygen party of the first part
  07/18/18
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dull associate stain
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Cowardly office jap
  12/16/21
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Sinister Home Striped Hyena
  02/16/23
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Lemon wagecucks lay
  12/11/24
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Sable deep step-uncle's house athletic conference
  06/11/25
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Silver Rehab Telephone
  08/12/25
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White vigorous stage yarmulke
  08/12/25
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Sable deep step-uncle's house athletic conference
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Hateful Comical Death Wish
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
avocado trailer park
  08/14/13
lmao
honey-headed narrow-minded school
  05/12/15
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rambunctious at-the-ready rigpig
  12/11/24
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Lemon wagecucks lay
  12/11/24
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Hateful Comical Death Wish
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Cyan Blood Rage
  08/14/13
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Offensive Bateful Chapel
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Cerise yapping cuck nursing home
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
irradiated chad main people
  08/14/13
rofl
honey-headed narrow-minded school
  08/14/13
180
Cowardly office jap
  08/14/13
rofl
Racy knife
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Low-t nubile national
  08/14/13
lol
Crystalline self-absorbed theatre roommate
  08/14/13
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Fishy Startling Organic Girlfriend Cruise Ship
  08/14/13
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Curious area
  03/10/14
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slap-happy base
  03/24/21
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Sinister Home Striped Hyena
  02/16/23
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Silver Rehab Telephone
  08/12/25
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mewling boyish theater stage black woman
  08/14/13
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Offensive Bateful Chapel
  08/14/13
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mewling boyish theater stage black woman
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
avocado trailer park
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
mewling boyish theater stage black woman
  08/14/13
best of thread
irradiated chad main people
  08/14/13
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Zombie-like station keepsake machete
  08/14/13
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Lemon wagecucks lay
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Lemon wagecucks lay
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig
  08/14/13
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Offensive Bateful Chapel
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig
  08/14/13
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Offensive Bateful Chapel
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Offensive Bateful Chapel
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
irradiated chad main people
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
nudist know-it-all field
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
avocado trailer park
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
hairraiser range
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honey-headed narrow-minded school
  08/14/13
180
Shaky parlor
  08/14/13
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flesh exhilarant stage windowlicker
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Fishy Startling Organic Girlfriend Cruise Ship
  08/15/13
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Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig
  08/17/13
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elite stag film
  01/19/16
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pearl jet-lagged principal's office mediation
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
hairraiser range
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Zombie-like station keepsake machete
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Zombie-like station keepsake machete
  08/14/13
lol
cracking resort pisswyrm
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
mewling boyish theater stage black woman
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
irradiated chad main people
  08/14/13
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Zombie-like station keepsake machete
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Nighttime Cocky Location Background Story
  08/14/13
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Emerald demanding scourge upon the earth
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
mewling boyish theater stage black woman
  08/14/13
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Medicated vibrant plaza tattoo
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
irradiated chad main people
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig
  08/14/13
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Zombie-like station keepsake machete
  08/14/13
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Histrionic cheese-eating preventive strike
  09/11/13
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Histrionic cheese-eating preventive strike
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slap-happy base
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
irradiated chad main people
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Zombie-like station keepsake machete
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
irradiated chad main people
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Zombie-like station keepsake machete
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
ebony wonderful friendly grandma
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
sadistic center
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
irradiated chad main people
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Cerise yapping cuck nursing home
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
irradiated chad main people
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Cerise yapping cuck nursing home
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
irradiated chad main people
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Cowardly office jap
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Ruby Bull Headed Theater
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
thriller hyperactive cuckoldry pervert
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Zombie-like station keepsake machete
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
irradiated chad main people
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
sadistic center
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
ebony wonderful friendly grandma
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
irradiated chad main people
  08/14/13
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stubborn point
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
sadistic center
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
irradiated chad main people
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
sadistic center
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
irradiated chad main people
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
sadistic center
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
irradiated chad main people
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
sadistic center
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
irradiated chad main people
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
sadistic center
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
irradiated chad main people
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
sadistic center
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
irradiated chad main people
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Offensive Bateful Chapel
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
irradiated chad main people
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Offensive Bateful Chapel
  08/14/13
whatever
irradiated chad main people
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Talking immigrant meetinghouse
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Zombie-like station keepsake machete
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
mewling boyish theater stage black woman
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig
  08/14/13
lol
Shaky parlor
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig
  08/14/13
180
Cowardly office jap
  08/14/13
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nofapping umber police squad dysfunction
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
mewling boyish theater stage black woman
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
exciting box office cuckold
  08/14/13
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exciting box office cuckold
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
irradiated chad main people
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Cowardly office jap
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
irradiated chad main people
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Cowardly office jap
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Offensive Bateful Chapel
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Offensive Bateful Chapel
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
irradiated chad main people
  08/14/13
...
Shivering black address
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Shaky parlor
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Naked insane cumskin
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Flickering Wild Property Round Eye
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Cowardly office jap
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
irradiated chad main people
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Cowardly office jap
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Zombie-like station keepsake machete
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
irradiated chad main people
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Cowardly office jap
  08/14/13
165
Puce galvanic public bath
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig
  08/14/13
lmao
Offensive Bateful Chapel
  08/14/13
...
stubborn point
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Cerebral water buffalo
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
irradiated chad main people
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
metal lascivious depressive
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig
  08/14/13
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exciting box office cuckold
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
irradiated chad main people
  08/14/13
Pics?
disgusting aphrodisiac laser beams bawdyhouse
  08/14/13
link?
rambunctious at-the-ready rigpig
  08/17/13
...
honey-headed narrow-minded school
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Orchid Talented Hunting Ground Hissy Fit
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
fiercely-loyal brunch
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Zombie-like station keepsake machete
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Concupiscible Rose House
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
irradiated chad main people
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
mentally impaired self-centered puppy
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
irradiated chad main people
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
mentally impaired self-centered puppy
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
irradiated chad main people
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
mentally impaired self-centered puppy
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
irradiated chad main people
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
marvelous buff space
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
mentally impaired self-centered puppy
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Deranged Idiotic Senate
  08/14/13
Underrated
Puce galvanic public bath
  08/15/13
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Curious area
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
marvelous buff space
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Deranged Idiotic Senate
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
floppy clown
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Zombie-like station keepsake machete
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
onyx bespoke hell lettuce
  08/14/13
lol
Crystalline self-absorbed theatre roommate
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
onyx bespoke hell lettuce
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Crystalline self-absorbed theatre roommate
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
onyx bespoke hell lettuce
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
marvelous buff space
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Diverse federal pit
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
ebony wonderful friendly grandma
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Magical karate
  08/14/13
180
primrose church
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Crystalline self-absorbed theatre roommate
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Fishy Startling Organic Girlfriend Cruise Ship
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Crystalline self-absorbed theatre roommate
  08/14/13
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appetizing lake ticket booth
  08/14/13
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Contagious light heaven
  08/14/13
180
mentally impaired self-centered puppy
  08/14/13
...
Deranged Idiotic Senate
  08/15/13
...
Concupiscible Rose House
  08/17/13
...
overrated gaped doctorate national security agency
  09/11/13
Lmao
Green sticky spot
  06/07/17
...
Silver Rehab Telephone
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Dashing lodge famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
appetizing lake ticket booth
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Claret multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
lol
mentally impaired self-centered puppy
  08/14/13
...
high-end fragrant jew
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Out-of-control Soul-stirring Messiness Therapy
  08/14/13
180
Razzmatazz marketing idea set
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
chestnut hall ratface
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Ultramarine Crackhouse
  08/17/13
poignant
mustard half-breed state
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
drab abode
  08/17/13
...
appetizing lake ticket booth
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
overrated gaped doctorate national security agency
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Histrionic cheese-eating preventive strike
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
floppy clown
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Electric balding parlour elastic band
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
excitant twisted indirect expression
  12/28/13
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insecure becky goyim
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Spectacular wine kitchen sound barrier
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
french temple
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
misanthropic library dragon
  03/10/14
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elite stag film
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Nighttime Cocky Location Background Story
  05/12/15
...
Sickened greedy menage gay wizard
  01/19/16
...
Fishy Startling Organic Girlfriend Cruise Ship
  10/25/17
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rambunctious at-the-ready rigpig
  11/29/15
...
rambunctious at-the-ready rigpig
  12/23/15
...
elite stag film
  01/05/16
...
rambunctious at-the-ready rigpig
  03/13/16
I want pizza
dark antidepressant drug coffee pot
  06/07/17
...
Sickened greedy menage gay wizard
  09/22/17
...
Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Mind-boggling hyperventilating shitlib locale
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Laughsome slippery dilemma
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Mind-boggling hyperventilating shitlib locale
  07/18/18
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slap-happy base
  04/30/19
...
rambunctious at-the-ready rigpig
  06/21/20
...
rambunctious at-the-ready rigpig
  06/23/20
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Submissive sanctuary
  07/11/20
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slap-happy base
  12/16/21
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slap-happy base
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: honey-headed narrow-minded school

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Offensive Bateful Chapel

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Big Sexy Church Building

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Electric balding parlour elastic band

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: elite stag film

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Glittery turquoise skinny woman alpha



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Haunting 180 old irish cottage

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Curious area



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: pearl jet-lagged principal's office mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Violet liquid oxygen party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: dull associate stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Cowardly office jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Sinister Home Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Lemon wagecucks lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Sable deep step-uncle's house athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Silver Rehab Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: White vigorous stage yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Sable deep step-uncle's house athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Hateful Comical Death Wish

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: avocado trailer park

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: honey-headed narrow-minded school

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: rambunctious at-the-ready rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Lemon wagecucks lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Hateful Comical Death Wish

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Cyan Blood Rage

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Offensive Bateful Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Cerise yapping cuck nursing home

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: irradiated chad main people

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: honey-headed narrow-minded school

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Cowardly office jap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Racy knife

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Low-t nubile national

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Crystalline self-absorbed theatre roommate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Fishy Startling Organic Girlfriend Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Curious area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: slap-happy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Sinister Home Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Silver Rehab Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: mewling boyish theater stage black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Offensive Bateful Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: mewling boyish theater stage black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: avocado trailer park

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: mewling boyish theater stage black woman

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: irradiated chad main people

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Zombie-like station keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Lemon wagecucks lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Lemon wagecucks lay

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Offensive Bateful Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Offensive Bateful Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Offensive Bateful Chapel

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: irradiated chad main people

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: nudist know-it-all field

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: avocado trailer park

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: hairraiser range

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: honey-headed narrow-minded school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Shaky parlor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: flesh exhilarant stage windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Fishy Startling Organic Girlfriend Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: elite stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: pearl jet-lagged principal's office mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: hairraiser range

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Zombie-like station keepsake machete

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Zombie-like station keepsake machete

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: cracking resort pisswyrm

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: mewling boyish theater stage black woman

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: irradiated chad main people

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Zombie-like station keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Nighttime Cocky Location Background Story

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Emerald demanding scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: mewling boyish theater stage black woman

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Medicated vibrant plaza tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: irradiated chad main people

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Zombie-like station keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Histrionic cheese-eating preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Histrionic cheese-eating preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: slap-happy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: irradiated chad main people

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Zombie-like station keepsake machete

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: irradiated chad main people

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Zombie-like station keepsake machete

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: ebony wonderful friendly grandma

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: sadistic center

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: irradiated chad main people

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Cerise yapping cuck nursing home

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: irradiated chad main people

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Cerise yapping cuck nursing home

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: irradiated chad main people

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Cowardly office jap

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Ruby Bull Headed Theater

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: thriller hyperactive cuckoldry pervert

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Zombie-like station keepsake machete

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: irradiated chad main people

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: sadistic center

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: ebony wonderful friendly grandma

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: irradiated chad main people

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: stubborn point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: sadistic center

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: irradiated chad main people

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: sadistic center

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: irradiated chad main people

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: sadistic center

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: irradiated chad main people

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: sadistic center

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: irradiated chad main people

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: sadistic center

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: irradiated chad main people

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: sadistic center

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: irradiated chad main people

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Offensive Bateful Chapel

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: irradiated chad main people

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Offensive Bateful Chapel

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: irradiated chad main people

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Talking immigrant meetinghouse

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Zombie-like station keepsake machete

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: mewling boyish theater stage black woman

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Shaky parlor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Cowardly office jap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: nofapping umber police squad dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: mewling boyish theater stage black woman

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: exciting box office cuckold

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: exciting box office cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: irradiated chad main people

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Cowardly office jap

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: irradiated chad main people

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Cowardly office jap

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Offensive Bateful Chapel

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Offensive Bateful Chapel

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: irradiated chad main people

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Shivering black address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Shaky parlor

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Naked insane cumskin

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Flickering Wild Property Round Eye

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Cowardly office jap

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: irradiated chad main people

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Cowardly office jap

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Zombie-like station keepsake machete

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: irradiated chad main people

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Cowardly office jap

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Puce galvanic public bath

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Offensive Bateful Chapel

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: stubborn point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Cerebral water buffalo

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: irradiated chad main people

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: metal lascivious depressive

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: exciting box office cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: irradiated chad main people

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: disgusting aphrodisiac laser beams bawdyhouse

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: rambunctious at-the-ready rigpig

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: honey-headed narrow-minded school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Orchid Talented Hunting Ground Hissy Fit

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal brunch

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Zombie-like station keepsake machete

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Concupiscible Rose House

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: irradiated chad main people

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: mentally impaired self-centered puppy

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: irradiated chad main people

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: mentally impaired self-centered puppy

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: irradiated chad main people

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: mentally impaired self-centered puppy

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: irradiated chad main people

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: marvelous buff space

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: mentally impaired self-centered puppy

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Deranged Idiotic Senate

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Puce galvanic public bath

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Curious area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: marvelous buff space

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Deranged Idiotic Senate

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: floppy clown

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Zombie-like station keepsake machete

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: onyx bespoke hell lettuce

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Crystalline self-absorbed theatre roommate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: onyx bespoke hell lettuce

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Crystalline self-absorbed theatre roommate

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: onyx bespoke hell lettuce

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: marvelous buff space

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Diverse federal pit

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: ebony wonderful friendly grandma

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Magical karate

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: primrose church

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Crystalline self-absorbed theatre roommate

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Fishy Startling Organic Girlfriend Cruise Ship

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Crystalline self-absorbed theatre roommate

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: appetizing lake ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Contagious light heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: mentally impaired self-centered puppy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Deranged Idiotic Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Concupiscible Rose House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: overrated gaped doctorate national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Green sticky spot

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Silver Rehab Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Dashing lodge famous landscape painting

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: appetizing lake ticket booth

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Claret multi-billionaire

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: mentally impaired self-centered puppy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: high-end fragrant jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Out-of-control Soul-stirring Messiness Therapy

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz marketing idea set

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: chestnut hall ratface

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Ultramarine Crackhouse

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: mustard half-breed state

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: drab abode

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: appetizing lake ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: overrated gaped doctorate national security agency

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Histrionic cheese-eating preventive strike

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: floppy clown

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Electric balding parlour elastic band

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: excitant twisted indirect expression

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: insecure becky goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Spectacular wine kitchen sound barrier

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: french temple

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: misanthropic library dragon

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: elite stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Nighttime Cocky Location Background Story

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Sickened greedy menage gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Fishy Startling Organic Girlfriend Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: rambunctious at-the-ready rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: rambunctious at-the-ready rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: elite stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: rambunctious at-the-ready rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: dark antidepressant drug coffee pot

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Sickened greedy menage gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Tripping Love Of Her Life Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Mind-boggling hyperventilating shitlib locale

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Laughsome slippery dilemma

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Mind-boggling hyperventilating shitlib locale

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: slap-happy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: rambunctious at-the-ready rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: rambunctious at-the-ready rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Submissive sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: slap-happy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: slap-happy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#44198924)