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I Doordashed a vibrator to an ugly chick today

I thought I wouldn't ever be able to top the embarrassment o...
ivory organic girlfriend
  06/13/25
wow MODS
Glassy Voyeur Locale
  06/13/25
lmao what size? why do you do this?
Blue Self-centered Spot Laser Beams
  06/13/25
It was a bullet vibe. I doordash because it's okayish mon...
ivory organic girlfriend
  06/13/25
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erotic chartreuse pozpig
  06/13/25
oh sorry i misread i meant the panties
Blue Self-centered Spot Laser Beams
  06/13/25
"The panties were a size 10 (3XL)." https://www...
ivory organic girlfriend
  06/13/25
omg gross. what style were they.
Blue Self-centered Spot Laser Beams
  06/13/25
Normal underwear. It was a 10 pack of Hanes.
ivory organic girlfriend
  06/13/25
how fast do you think they got smeared in 5 different shades...
Glassy Voyeur Locale
  06/13/25
I suppose that's why she got a 10 pack delivered to her at w...
ivory organic girlfriend
  06/13/25
5 different shades of stain tp
autistic base knife
  06/13/25
waterproof. heh.
vibrant carnelian messiness nursing home
  06/13/25
I was having such a hard time parsing this thread because it...
bistre hateful deer antler
  06/13/25
if you don't like xo2025 then you can juss giiiiiiiiit out
vibrant carnelian messiness nursing home
  06/13/25
No, at best you can become a lurker.No one ever really leave...
bistre hateful deer antler
  06/13/25
My moniker is Doordasher and I've made like 10 threads with ...
ivory organic girlfriend
  06/13/25
Trained by decades of 4Chan, I read XO without ever looking ...
bistre hateful deer antler
  06/13/25
i read it the same way
Sticky ticket booth tank
  06/13/25
How should I have crafted the thread title? "I deli...
ivory organic girlfriend
  06/13/25
We pride ourselves on our writing and expect precision with ...
bistre hateful deer antler
  06/13/25
it is, but its less ambigious
Sticky ticket booth tank
  06/13/25
Well I guess that's why I'm working as a Doordash driver.
ivory organic girlfriend
  06/13/25
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geriatric wrinkle
  06/13/25
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autistic base knife
  06/13/25
Delivered another vibrator today. I have no idea if this chi...
ivory organic girlfriend
  07/08/25
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azure cocky mother
  07/08/25
Kind of ridiculous that they sell this shit at Target with n...
ivory organic girlfriend
  07/08/25


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Date: June 13th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: ivory organic girlfriend

I thought I wouldn't ever be able to top the embarrassment of having to buy panties for someone, but I was wrong.

She was gross. Tats on her back. I got the impression she was a lesbian.

All kinds of shit stacked outside her apartment. Wouldn't be surprised if the inside was a hoarder situation. She had me get some crap for her cats too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49010974)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Glassy Voyeur Locale

wow MODS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49011150)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: Blue Self-centered Spot Laser Beams

lmao what size? why do you do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49011154)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: ivory organic girlfriend

It was a bullet vibe.

I doordash because it's okayish money for how easy the work is

And because people are always calling flame on my threads: https://ibb.co/dJ5b51xn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012800)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: erotic chartreuse pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012804)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Blue Self-centered Spot Laser Beams

oh sorry i misread i meant the panties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012830)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: ivory organic girlfriend

"The panties were a size 10 (3XL)."

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718161&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012848)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Blue Self-centered Spot Laser Beams

omg gross. what style were they.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012860)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: ivory organic girlfriend

Normal underwear. It was a 10 pack of Hanes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012909)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Glassy Voyeur Locale

how fast do you think they got smeared in 5 different shades of stain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012866)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: ivory organic girlfriend

I suppose that's why she got a 10 pack delivered to her at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012912)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: autistic base knife

5 different shades of stain tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012992)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: vibrant carnelian messiness nursing home

waterproof. heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012859)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: bistre hateful deer antler

I was having such a hard time parsing this thread because it never occurred to me that an XO poaster could be working as a DoorDash driver. I was trying so hard to understand why you would log onto your own DoorDash account and pay to have this sent to some ugly chick you were trying to keep in check.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012864)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: vibrant carnelian messiness nursing home

if you don't like xo2025 then you can juss giiiiiiiiit out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012865)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: bistre hateful deer antler

No, at best you can become a lurker.No one ever really leaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012905)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: ivory organic girlfriend

My moniker is Doordasher and I've made like 10 threads with decent traction about Doordashing in recent months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012916)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: bistre hateful deer antler

Trained by decades of 4Chan, I read XO without ever looking at monikers and navigate every thread based on feel and tens of thousands of hours of listening to all of your unique voices (and the voices in your heads reflected by your alts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012921)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Sticky ticket booth tank

i read it the same way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012917)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: ivory organic girlfriend

How should I have crafted the thread title?

"I delivered a vibrator to an ugly chick today for Doordash"?

That's a bit stiff and verbose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012982)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: bistre hateful deer antler

We pride ourselves on our writing and expect precision with language in all of our work product. Pls review Stunk & White and let’s discuss lessons learned on Monday. Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012997)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Sticky ticket booth tank

it is, but its less ambigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012998)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: ivory organic girlfriend

Well I guess that's why I'm working as a Doordash driver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49013007)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: geriatric wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49013012)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: autistic base knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012995)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: ivory organic girlfriend

Delivered another vibrator today. I have no idea if this chick was hot, she left instructions to leave it at her door and not even knock.

Got paid over $30 to bring it to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49081405)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: azure cocky mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49081408)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:37 AM
Author: ivory organic girlfriend

Kind of ridiculous that they sell this shit at Target with no sort of age restriction. Any 12 year old can just walk in and get one. Don't even have to face a checkout employee, you can just hit up a self checkout.

Years ago these things were items you had to hit up a seedy adult store to cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49081449)