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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
nofapping kitty cuckold
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
contagious center
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
Razzle-dazzle library chad
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
contagious center
  07/14/25
100%
Exciting Mildly Autistic Gaping Senate
  07/15/25
FAG
greedy violent stain marketing idea
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
carmine flickering den legend
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
Olive Marvelous Hominid Mother
  07/14/25
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trip step-uncle's house brethren
  07/14/25
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Exciting Mildly Autistic Gaping Senate
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Crawly Indigo Place Of Business Area
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
nofapping kitty cuckold
  07/14/25
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insecure learning disabled scourge upon the earth
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Crawly Indigo Place Of Business Area
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
nofapping kitty cuckold
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Crawly Indigo Place Of Business Area
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
nofapping kitty cuckold
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
Crawly Indigo Place Of Business Area
  07/14/25
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Fuchsia house
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
Talented Newt Pit
  07/15/25
Lol
Crawly Indigo Place Of Business Area
  07/15/25
jfc 180
greedy violent stain marketing idea
  07/15/25
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Exciting Mildly Autistic Gaping Senate
  07/15/25
At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
Navy karate
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
trip step-uncle's house brethren
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
contagious center
  07/14/25
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Razzle-dazzle library chad
  07/14/25
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Crawly Indigo Place Of Business Area
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
nofapping kitty cuckold
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
contagious center
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
nofapping kitty cuckold
  07/14/25
wut
Razzmatazz telephone range
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
nofapping kitty cuckold
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
charismatic duck-like lodge background story
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Fuchsia house
  07/15/25
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Misunderstood menage
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exhilarant orchestra pit athletic conference
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haunting reading party
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Abnormal frozen messiness volcanic crater
  07/15/25
People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
swollen lettuce
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
exhilarant orchestra pit athletic conference
  07/15/25
...
carmine flickering den legend
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Umber bearded selfie toaster
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insecure learning disabled scourge upon the earth
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Curious chapel
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Crawly Indigo Place Of Business Area
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unholy clown
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glittery temple
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Umber bearded selfie toaster
  07/15/25
we all have brother
Exciting Mildly Autistic Gaping Senate
  07/15/25
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Exciting Mildly Autistic Gaping Senate
  07/15/25
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Fuchsia house
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
Mentally impaired pontificating lay striped hyena
  07/14/25
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Vibrant Point Friendly Grandma
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
Rambunctious casino
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
Fuchsia house
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
peach sadistic juggernaut
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
lascivious bearded rehab
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
Thirsty At-the-ready Pisswyrm Coffee Pot
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
galvanic red field
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
spruce indirect expression
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
Doobsian Halford
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
Talented Newt Pit
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onyx metal deer antler
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greedy violent stain marketing idea
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Crawly Indigo Place Of Business Area
  07/15/25
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Exciting Mildly Autistic Gaping Senate
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
Exciting Mildly Autistic Gaping Senate
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
nofapping kitty cuckold
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: nofapping kitty cuckold

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: contagious center

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle library chad

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: contagious center

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Exciting Mildly Autistic Gaping Senate

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: greedy violent stain marketing idea

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: carmine flickering den legend

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Olive Marvelous Hominid Mother

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: trip step-uncle's house brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Exciting Mildly Autistic Gaping Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Crawly Indigo Place Of Business Area

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: nofapping kitty cuckold

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: insecure learning disabled scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Crawly Indigo Place Of Business Area

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: nofapping kitty cuckold

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Crawly Indigo Place Of Business Area

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: nofapping kitty cuckold

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Crawly Indigo Place Of Business Area

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Fuchsia house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Talented Newt Pit

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Crawly Indigo Place Of Business Area

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: greedy violent stain marketing idea

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Exciting Mildly Autistic Gaping Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Navy karate

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: trip step-uncle's house brethren

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: contagious center

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle library chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Crawly Indigo Place Of Business Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: nofapping kitty cuckold

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: contagious center

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: nofapping kitty cuckold

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Razzmatazz telephone range

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: nofapping kitty cuckold

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: charismatic duck-like lodge background story

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Fuchsia house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Misunderstood menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: exhilarant orchestra pit athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: haunting reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Abnormal frozen messiness volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: swollen lettuce

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: exhilarant orchestra pit athletic conference

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: carmine flickering den legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103451)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Umber bearded selfie toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103487)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: insecure learning disabled scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Curious chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Crawly Indigo Place Of Business Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: unholy clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103950)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: glittery temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103011)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Umber bearded selfie toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Exciting Mildly Autistic Gaping Senate

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Exciting Mildly Autistic Gaping Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Fuchsia house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Mentally impaired pontificating lay striped hyena

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Vibrant Point Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Rambunctious casino

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Fuchsia house

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: peach sadistic juggernaut

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: lascivious bearded rehab

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Thirsty At-the-ready Pisswyrm Coffee Pot

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: galvanic red field

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: spruce indirect expression

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Doobsian Halford

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Talented Newt Pit

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: onyx metal deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: greedy violent stain marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Crawly Indigo Place Of Business Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Exciting Mildly Autistic Gaping Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Exciting Mildly Autistic Gaping Senate

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: nofapping kitty cuckold

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104451)