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Mark Eaton
tripping university ape
  12/16/13
Mark is currently checking into the Hotel Beaux Arts in Miam...
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Mark Madsen
pontificating people who are hurt
  12/16/13
Mark has been assigned by Mitch Kupchak to develop Lakers ro...
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what the fuck. I took a shit today and played angry birds s...
disgusting plaza
  12/16/13
He did a shitty job, because Kelly is in the D League curren...
Peach institution masturbator
  01/11/16
Arman Gilliam
red boyish native factory reset button
  12/16/13
Armen is currently lying six feet under in a cemetery.
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Danny Schayes
underhanded spot
  12/16/13
Danny is currently taking a nap in his office at "No Li...
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Nighttime rehab electric furnace
  05/22/16
Manute Bol
exciting irate bawdyhouse doctorate
  12/16/13
collecting worms
Sticky hell famous landscape painting
  12/16/13
Manute is currently in an urn lovingly displayed in a living...
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Oliver Miller
erotic ticket booth
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Oliver has been evading his parole officer for 2 months now....
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180
buff glittery hunting ground
  12/16/13
I bet this is astonishingly accurate.
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Conviction[edit] In April 2011, he was accused of pistol-...
Curious sex offender temple
  12/16/13
Dikembe Mutombo
Galvanic site mother
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Dikembe is driving to his local dry cleaners to pick up a su...
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awesome
Apoplectic stock car orchestra pit
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180
chestnut thriller stead
  12/16/13
excellent
up-to-no-good ratface market
  12/16/13
Perfection.
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180
tan telephone kitty
  12/16/13
no offense but this was overrated.
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It's pitch perfect aspie brother.
emerald feces
  12/16/13
no this pretty much captures the essence of mutombo, you're ...
Heady pale center sandwich
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Hyperactive Casino Haunted Graveyard
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house-broken heaven half-breed
  01/07/14
I was listening to ESPN radio this morning and thought about...
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Maroon pea-brained reading party
  11/07/17
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disrespectful concupiscible space
  02/15/19
Matt Bullard
Galvanic site mother
  12/16/13
Matt is planning out this week's line-ups for his Yahoo! NBA...
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lol
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  12/16/13
180. Glad I posted in this thread.
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lascivious gas station rigpig
  01/01/16
Latrell Sprewell
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Latrell is sitting at his sister's house getting his hair br...
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180
up-to-no-good ratface market
  12/16/13
I am jealous of your talent. 180
Aromatic fanboi
  12/16/13
ONE ZILLION!
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Haha
Ultramarine bateful tanning salon
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180
razzle-dazzle mewling mood
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180
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  12/16/13
jesus. . .180
spectacular elite senate
  12/27/13
Dyron Nix
up-to-no-good ratface market
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Dyron's body has just arrived at the funeral home. The mort...
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Javaris Crittenton
up-to-no-good ratface market
  12/16/13
Javaris is laying in his bed researching Jamaica on Wikipedi...
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Matt Geiger
nofapping black woman community account
  12/16/13
That faggot owns an ostrich farm.
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As Rudolph already mentioned, that faggot is busy owning an ...
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Bill Laimbeer
chocolate sadistic public bath
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Bill is hitting up the Chili's near his house in the suburbs...
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citrine becky national security agency
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last line killed me.
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swashbuckling very tactful theater stage trump supporter
  04/17/14
TYVMFT
chocolate sadistic public bath
  12/17/13
Horace Grant Thread is incredible
zippy idiot queen of the night
  12/16/13
Horace is splayed out in the "TV room" of his McMa...
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rofl 180
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ty friend
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are you... are you jesus?
Onyx Milk Corner
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naw man
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Jesus Christ, fuck my ass.
up-to-no-good ratface market
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180
Motley brindle property
  12/16/13
This is too good. Who took over this account?
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Ice. Cold.
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flame. no where are they now of horace grant is complete wit...
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Metal police squad filthpig
  12/18/24
Jason Kidd
chestnut thriller stead
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Jason is in the locker room at MSG pretending to listen to h...
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CRIMINALLY underrated.
fiercely-loyal appetizing mental disorder
  04/14/15
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Muggsy Bogues
Flesh piazza
  12/16/13
Muggsy, a Baltimore native, is at home right now gearing up ...
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jfc man
Aromatic fanboi
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180 ^ 180
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I shat my cous cous out at this line "Muggsy is startin...
emerald feces
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holy shit 180 man
Dead nursing home
  12/16/13
"When Adam walked through the door (an hour early, mind...
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i lold hard at at least one part of each paragraph and the u...
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  12/16/13
99384938. This has to be thread of the year.
canary base toaster
  12/16/13
amazing post in an amazing thread
bearded den
  12/16/13
178
Grizzly bull headed old irish cottage
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(contrarian)(faggot)(loser)(probably a Cowboys fan)
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these are getting better and better as you keep doing them. ...
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180^180
Yellow parlor mad-dog skullcap
  12/17/13
180
Stirring seedy church french chef
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Omg
Hyperactive Casino Haunted Graveyard
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181
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  12/24/13
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  09/05/14
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bearded den
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  01/19/15
every time i start to think facemo sucks, i reread this post...
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  01/11/16
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  01/11/16
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  03/10/16
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Disturbing point travel guidebook
  03/18/16
Dennis Rodman
chestnut thriller stead
  12/16/13
eagerly awaiting this one
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Dennis' flight from Bejing to Pjongyang will be landing soon...
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...
emerald feces
  12/17/13
holy fuck
razzle-dazzle mewling mood
  12/17/13
180. Epic thread OP
chestnut thriller stead
  12/17/13
i'm only getting warmed up breh
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razzle-dazzle mewling mood
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do some more bro
bat-shit-crazy shrine
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All things considered, TITCR.
Clear deer antler menage
  01/08/14
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Adonal Foyle
up-to-no-good ratface market
  12/16/13
Adonal is blocking Dirk Nowitski on Facebook. He's tired of...
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Glad to see you're taking another stab at these. You definit...
up-to-no-good ratface market
  02/13/14
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  02/13/14
James "Hollywood" Robinson
buff glittery hunting ground
  12/16/13
James is putting away the last of the power tools into his f...
Hairraiser idea he suggested
  02/13/14
YES
Transparent laughsome location therapy
  02/13/14
ty brother
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These are really fucking good.
Disturbing point travel guidebook
  03/08/14
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Austin Croshere
up-to-no-good ratface market
  12/16/13
Austin is waiting at a baggage carousel at Louis Armstrong I...
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disgusting plaza
  02/13/14
...
Disturbing point travel guidebook
  04/18/15
Robert Pack
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  12/16/13
There's a nightly live-or-die mentality hovering over the Ok...
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  01/19/15
tytytytyty
Transparent laughsome location therapy
  01/19/15
yw yw yw yw
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  01/20/15
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tytyty I have his autograph
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  04/18/15
Hope you got that laminated brother. It's going to be worth...
Hairraiser idea he suggested
  04/18/15
I'm still so happy you did this.
Disturbing point travel guidebook
  10/16/17
like all geniuses, of course facemo was a fucking psycho
Outnumbered Self-absorbed Regret
  11/10/18
Juwan Howard
salmon brunch codepig
  12/16/13
david 'the admiral' robinson
know-it-all cracking box office
  12/16/13
99689959948 thread, please do more
canary base toaster
  12/16/13
...
Hairraiser idea he suggested
  12/16/13
Len Bias
Awkward Crawly Goyim Goal In Life
  12/16/13
(guy who always fights the hypo)
up-to-no-good ratface market
  12/16/13
Sitting above the clouds on a daybed in heaven, strumming a ...
Bisexual soul-stirring son of senegal athletic conference
  12/16/13
Basically.
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  12/16/13
wilt chamberlain
citrine becky national security agency
  12/16/13
John Starks
Grizzly bull headed old irish cottage
  12/16/13
Tractor Traylor
zombie-like area gaping
  12/16/13
This is the late blooming best thread of 2013.
tan telephone kitty
  12/16/13
ty
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Yellow parlor mad-dog skullcap
  12/16/13
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odious lemon twinkling uncleanness
  12/16/13
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Hyperactive Casino Haunted Graveyard
  12/17/13
Charles Oakley
Motley brindle property
  12/16/13
Yinka Dare
flickering slap-happy cuckoldry lay
  12/16/13
Still waiting.
flickering slap-happy cuckoldry lay
  01/01/16
Brad Daugherty
passionate church building
  12/16/13
Steve Kerr This thread is a tour de force.
Naked Locale Hairy Legs
  12/16/13
Uwe Blab
ruby bonkers prole pit
  12/16/13
Guess what I do now besides post
Exhilarant gay mad cow disease keepsake machete
  12/16/13
bobby hurley
burgundy vibrant principal's office striped hyena
  12/16/13
Gheorghe Muresan
Hateful Step-uncle's House Dragon
  12/16/13
Rony Seikaly
Mildly autistic hilarious volcanic crater library
  12/16/13
he has a show on sirius trance channel
nofapping black woman community account
  12/17/13
Eric Montross
Cowardly trip circlehead
  12/16/13
Kerry Kittles
Rusted meetinghouse
  12/16/13
That's a good pull bro. Forgot all about that villanova fagg...
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  12/16/13
Keith Van Horn
Rusted meetinghouse
  12/16/13
Rodney Rogers and Terry Dehere. I heard they are roommates.
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  12/16/13
Rogers is a paraplegic now
up-to-no-good ratface market
  12/16/13
Jesus Fucking Christ. Why was that big brother riding a dirt...
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  12/18/13
pervis ellison
flushed harsh kitchen
  12/16/13
John Crotty AND Jon Sundvold
comical henna indian lodge cumskin
  12/16/13
MOAR! MOAR!
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Eddie griffin
adventurous party of the first part roommate
  12/16/13
you guys are idiots for not asking about Anthony mason or Sh...
offensive electric range
  12/17/13
TCR
diverse glassy scourge upon the earth
  03/08/14
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diverse glassy scourge upon the earth
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Clyde drexler
Heady pale center sandwich
  12/17/13
Dominique Wilkins
Heady pale center sandwich
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Bo Kimble
Heady pale center sandwich
  12/17/13
God Shammgod
domesticated cheese-eating whorehouse
  12/17/13
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domesticated cheese-eating whorehouse
  01/01/16
Craig Ehlo
domesticated cheese-eating whorehouse
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Cuttino Mobley
domesticated cheese-eating whorehouse
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Alaa Abdelnaby
domesticated cheese-eating whorehouse
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plum arousing yarmulke partner
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Isaiah Rider
Amethyst gunner
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Gary Payton
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Tom Gugliotta
Amethyst gunner
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Mahmoud Abdul Rouf
Garnet provocative office
  12/17/13
(Chris Jackson)
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moar please
Amethyst gunner
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Bobby Sura
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  12/18/13
Not flame, Bobby Sura plays in a law firm rec league and the...
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zippy idiot queen of the night
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  12/27/13
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  12/27/13
Rodney rodgers
Scarlet Toilet Seat Crackhouse
  01/07/14
Lotta work left bro.
Disturbing point travel guidebook
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jon berry
Talking judgmental field
  02/13/14
made some updates bros
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Olden Polynice
erotic ticket booth
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Marvelous headpube state
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Doug Christie
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finish
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Surprised I didn't see this before
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Clifford Robinson
autistic dopamine
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chestnut thriller stead
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yo facemo, get to work already
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Dino Radja
Nighttime rehab electric furnace
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LORENZEN WRIGHT
Turquoise razzle foreskin theater
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Talented Chapel Rigor
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Facemos best work
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18000000000000 thread but made in 2013
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FACEMO, WHERE IS MY CUTTINO MOBLEY WRITE UP
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This was a great thread.
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bat-shit-crazy shrine
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Etan Thomas
Vivacious Background Story Stage
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Vinny "The Microwave" Johnson
Nighttime rehab electric furnace
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one of the very finest threads in xo history
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Mind-boggling lavender house depressive
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*whispers as you pass in the night in the street above the C...
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milky hominid
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offensive electric range
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Sexy Faggotry
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Cruel-hearted hall
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Bugs Motherfuckin' Bunny
milky hominid
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Get back here and finish this thread.
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Date: December 16th, 2013 3:56 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested

And by "now", I mean what they are doing at this precise moment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653671)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 3:56 PM
Author: tripping university ape

Mark Eaton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653673)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:03 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested

Mark is currently checking into the Hotel Beaux Arts in Miami. He's haggling with the receptionist for a room with one of the special 84-inch-long California King beds. She says there are no rooms available with that bed at this time. He's covering the Heat/Jazz game tonight for KJZZ-TV and doesn't have time for this shit. After he drops his bag in his room, he thinks he will text "hey what are u up tonight ;)" to a 52 year old clerical worker named Tiffany who he sometimes bangs when he's in town, dating back to his playing days. She hasn't responded the last two times he's contacted her, and he fears she's moved on with her life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653733)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 3:56 PM
Author: pontificating people who are hurt

Mark Madsen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653675)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested

Mark has been assigned by Mitch Kupchak to develop Lakers rookie PF Ryan Kelly. He's frustrated that the current budget doesn't allow him to travel for road games, and he worries that Ryan isn't taking his job that seriously. Sure, he's only missed 5 weight lifting sessions out of dozens, which is pretty good relative to most of the black players on the team. But Mark knows that if you're going to survive as a white 12th man in the NBA, there is no room for slack. He's thinking about all of this as he takes a shit and plays "Angry Birds: Star Wars" on his iphone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653819)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:12 PM
Author: disgusting plaza

what the fuck. I took a shit today and played angry birds star wars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655260)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: Peach institution masturbator

He did a shitty job, because Kelly is in the D League currently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29570304)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 3:57 PM
Author: red boyish native factory reset button

Arman Gilliam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653678)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:18 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested

Armen is currently lying six feet under in a cemetery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653838)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 3:57 PM
Author: underhanded spot

Danny Schayes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653682)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested

Danny is currently taking a nap in his office at "No Limits Investing" in Phoenix, Arizona. He jacked off about 30 minutes ago after his friend's 15 year old daughter "liked" a photo of him posing with his most recent trophy, a 14 point buck, on Facebook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653879)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Nighttime rehab electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#30534800)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 3:58 PM
Author: exciting irate bawdyhouse doctorate

Manute Bol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653688)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:18 PM
Author: Sticky hell famous landscape painting

collecting worms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653837)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:25 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested

Manute is currently in an urn lovingly displayed in a living room in South Sudan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653887)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: erotic ticket booth

Oliver Miller

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653704)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:29 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested

Oliver has been evading his parole officer for 2 months now. He is presently in a 2002 Chevy Silverado in a Popeye's Chicken parking lot on the south side of Arnold, Maryland trying to get his lighter to work, so that he can smoke crack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653924)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:38 PM
Author: buff glittery hunting ground

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653998)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Cordovan irradiated faggot firefighter sanctuary

I bet this is astonishingly accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654087)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:11 PM
Author: Curious sex offender temple

Conviction[edit]

In April 2011, he was accused of pistol-whipping a man during an altercation at a barbecue cookout in Arnold, Maryland. He was arrested and charged with first- and second-degree assault, reckless endangerment, possessing a handgun, using a handgun in a violent crime, possessing a handgun in a vehicle and disorderly conduct, among other charges.[4]

On November 1, 2011, Oliver Miller pled guilty in Anne Arundel County to first degree assault and possessing a handgun.[5] He was sentenced on February 3, 2012 to a year in the Anne Arundel County jail (a five-year sentence with four years suspended). After his release, Miller will be on probation for five years.[6]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654504)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:17 PM
Author: Galvanic site mother

Dikembe Mutombo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653832)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:35 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested

Dikembe is driving to his local dry cleaners to pick up a suit he will wear to a Africa-related fundraiser at a private residence on Wednesday. He is laughing heartily at an off-hand remark Scott Van Pelt just made about Shaq on ESPN radio. Then again, he laughs at nearly every joke when he listens to sports talk radio. This is partially because he still thinks it's truly amazing that such technology exists today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653980)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:39 PM
Author: Apoplectic stock car orchestra pit

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654001)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:40 PM
Author: chestnut thriller stead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654008)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: up-to-no-good ratface market

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654014)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:55 PM
Author: Cordovan irradiated faggot firefighter sanctuary

Perfection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654093)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:03 PM
Author: tan telephone kitty

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654468)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:20 PM
Author: adventurous party of the first part roommate

no offense but this was overrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655328)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:13 PM
Author: emerald feces

It's pitch perfect aspie brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655767)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:03 AM
Author: Heady pale center sandwich

no this pretty much captures the essence of mutombo, you're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24658045)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 1:18 PM
Author: Hyperactive Casino Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660043)



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Date: January 7th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: house-broken heaven half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24792939)



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Date: January 17th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: emerald feces

I was listening to ESPN radio this morning and thought about this brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24849072)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 9:48 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy forum lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#30024876)



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Date: September 30th, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Disturbing point travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#31528295)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: Maroon pea-brained reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#34624192)



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Date: February 15th, 2019 11:23 AM
Author: disrespectful concupiscible space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#37786733)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:18 PM
Author: Galvanic site mother

Matt Bullard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653836)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:48 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested

Matt is planning out this week's line-ups for his Yahoo! NBA Fantasy squad. He's wondering if he should play James Harden (listed DTD) on Wednesday. His wife walks into his modest home office (he still uses a "tube" Packard Bell monitor that he purchased during his playing days, although he upgraded his CPU in 2008). She alerts him that an Amazon package arrived with his name on it, but she didn't open it because "she didn't know what it was :)" (implying it might be a Christmas gift he ordered for her). Since he hasn't yet done any holiday shopping, he thinks it's probably either a used Soundgarden CD or a large tube of Icy Hot, both of which he ordered for himself several days ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654047)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: Apoplectic stock car orchestra pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654078)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:25 PM
Author: Galvanic site mother

180.

Glad I posted in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655849)



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Date: January 1st, 2016 11:56 AM
Author: lascivious gas station rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29497560)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:19 PM
Author: Cordovan irradiated faggot firefighter sanctuary

Latrell Sprewell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653844)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:23 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested

Latrell is sitting at his sister's house getting his hair braided. He's exchanging comments with two of his "cousins", whose blood relation to him is tenuous at best, about what seems to be eternally rotating set of the same 3 or 4 topics of discussion on NBA TV. His sister is about half-way through the second-to-last cornrow when Latrell abruptly and unapologetically gets up to take a phone call. He reaches for his pack of Newports from the table as he steps outside, blindly unwrapping the pack and drawing out the first cigarette, all with the seamless skill of a 20 year smoker.

On the other end of the phone is one of his closest associates and business partners, whose name is also coincidentally Latrell but he goes by Tre. The cigarette hangs out of his mouth unlit as he inquires about the status of five pounds of weed that is supposed to be coming across the U.S./Canadian border later this afternoon. Spree, recently bankrupt and long out of the "rims" business, is now one of the biggest marijuana distributors in Wisconsin. One of his cousins steps outside to monitor the conversation, so that he can be ready in case anything is needed of him. The cousin thinks to himself "this nigga kinda looks like Samuel L. right now with that Newport. All he need is a jehri curl", but he knows Latrell is in much too serious of a mood to hear such a jesty comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654215)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: up-to-no-good ratface market

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654233)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:45 PM
Author: Aromatic fanboi

I am jealous of your talent. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654359)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:18 PM
Author: Cordovan irradiated faggot firefighter sanctuary

ONE ZILLION!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654535)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Ultramarine bateful tanning salon

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655088)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:42 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mewling mood

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655941)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: adventurous party of the first part roommate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656310)



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Date: December 27th, 2013 9:16 AM
Author: spectacular elite senate

jesus. . .180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24719992)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:20 PM
Author: up-to-no-good ratface market

Dyron Nix

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653845)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested

Dyron's body has just arrived at the funeral home. The morticians are about to begin measures to preserve him for the upcoming funeral.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654301)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:22 PM
Author: up-to-no-good ratface market

Javaris Crittenton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653860)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:46 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested

Javaris is laying in his bed researching Jamaica on Wikipedia, as he halfheartedly thinks he may flee the country to avoid his upcoming murder trial in Atlanta. However, a large part of him isn't afraid of going to prison, just as his father did. He thinks he would enjoy the fame of possibly being the "baddest nigga" in the penitentiary, and sometimes fantasizes about being the MVP of the prison basketball league, a distinction which he never even came close to attaining professionally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654364)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: nofapping black woman community account

Matt Geiger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653934)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: Cordovan irradiated faggot firefighter sanctuary

That faggot owns an ostrich farm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654098)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:48 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested

As Rudolph already mentioned, that faggot is busy owning an ostrich farm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654383)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:18 PM
Author: Cordovan irradiated faggot firefighter sanctuary

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654539)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:31 PM
Author: chocolate sadistic public bath

Bill Laimbeer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653941)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:01 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested

Bill is hitting up the Chili's near his house in the suburbs of Boston for Happy Hour. He likes to go to "common" establishments because people not only tend to recognize him, but generally have no fear striking up conversation with him at the bar. Subconsciously, he's hoping some 5'10 faggot nearby will make an insulting comment about the fact that he's an WNBA coach, so that he can calmly get in their face and watch them cower before him. It would be the closest he's come to sex in five years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654458)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:37 PM
Author: citrine becky national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654637)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:15 PM
Author: disgusting plaza

last line killed me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655281)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:18 PM
Author: Cordovan irradiated faggot firefighter sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655790)



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Date: April 17th, 2014 1:05 AM
Author: swashbuckling very tactful theater stage trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25396863)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 5:55 PM
Author: chocolate sadistic public bath

TYVMFT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24661675)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:31 PM
Author: zippy idiot queen of the night

Horace Grant

Thread is incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653946)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 7:08 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested

Horace is splayed out in the "TV room" of his McMansion in Alpharetta, Georgia. He's watching "Major Payne" on Encore for the third time this year. He really likes Damon Wayans and recalls meeting him once in New York at the club after a rare road loss. The encounter happened roughly a month or two before the movie's release. Damon basically said hello, fielded a couple questions about the premise of the film, and did a quick impersonation of the drill sergeant character he'd be playing there on the spot for Horace, John Salley, and Ron Harper.

Horace was a little disappointed that Damon seemed to be going through the motions a bit during their conversation, and he concluded he must not have been all that interested in talking to a few random Chicago Bulls not named Michael or Scottie for more than a minute or two. In fact, Daman seemed to actively ignore his crew for the rest of the night.

Despite being somewhat rubbed the wrong way, Horace apologizes for Damon in his mind. He is self-aware enough to realize that, as a shy country boy, he has little to offer in the way of fancy nightclub conversations with Hollywood stars. Ultimately, he decides that Damon is, in fact, a nice guy, which is why he watches his movies whenever they're on "the satellite."

During the scenes that feature the chick who played Hillary on "Fresh Prince", he finds himself getting aroused. But as soon as this happens he begins hearing his jealous, controlling wife nagging him about it in the back of his mind, and the guilt kicks in.

Treesha is actually at a church family leadership meeting right now, and the girls are with their aunt. Monday evenings are really the only time of the week when he gets to be alone. It's been about two months since she gave him a blow job, and he's kind of feeling rebellious. He's thinking about sneaking up to the master bedroom and using some of his wife's floral-scented hand lotion to pleasure himself. But ultimately he's way too comfortable in his plush black leather couch to bother with stairs, although he knows at some point he needs to take the trash out before Treesha gets home and gives him a piece of her mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654844)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 7:38 PM
Author: Aromatic fanboi

rofl 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655061)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 7:51 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested

ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655145)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 7:58 PM
Author: Onyx Milk Corner

are you... are you jesus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655179)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested

naw man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655514)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:11 PM
Author: up-to-no-good ratface market

Jesus Christ, fuck my ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655249)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:12 PM
Author: Motley brindle property

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655261)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:19 PM
Author: Cordovan irradiated faggot firefighter sanctuary

This is too good. Who took over this account?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655805)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 11:58 PM
Author: adventurous party of the first part roommate

Ice. Cold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24657081)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 12:37 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mewling mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24659843)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: adventurous party of the first part roommate

flame. no where are they now of horace grant is complete without a mention of his twin bro harvey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656224)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: Metal police squad filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#48461565)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:31 PM
Author: chestnut thriller stead

Jason Kidd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653948)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 7:41 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested

Jason is in the locker room at MSG pretending to listen to his assistant coaches talk about whatever they're talking about. Tip off is in a few minutes, and all he can do is stare into the clip board, wondering where his next drink is going to come from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655077)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal appetizing mental disorder

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27691532)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27713557)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:32 PM
Author: Flesh piazza

Muggsy Bogues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653950)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:21 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested

Muggsy, a Baltimore native, is at home right now gearing up for the Ravens/Lions MNF game.

It's about 30 minutes until kickoff. He invited several of his friends to come over to the crib to watch, but no one has arrived yet. Well, except for his white neighbor Adam. Adam is a software engineer, who has always aggressively chatted-up Muggsy in the driveway. Of course, it was such an ambush earlier this afternoon as he was unloading grocery bags of chips and beer, that led to Adam's pity-invite this evening.

When Adam walked through the door (an hour early, mind you) with a 6-pack of Dogfish IPA in hand, he said "This stuff has lots of hops. Just like you!" It was a line which you could tell he had been practicing in his mind for god knows how long. He also was carrying a tote bag of what looked to be some teal looking shit that he's probably going to want autographed later. Adam is fawning over Muggsy at practically every opportunity, commenting on every photo and piece of memorabilia in the house. Muggsy is starting to hope none of his friends will come, to save himself the embarrassment of being associated with this weird, cous-cous eating motherfucker.

Muggsy has started to wonder if Adam camps out in his car most days, waiting for him to make an appearance so he can contrive a "chance" encounter. In fact, he already sort of confronted him about it. After the fourth or fifth such bombardment, Muggsy said "Man, you must like chillin' in your car!", to which Adam confessed that he's a public radio junkie, and that he often has "driveway moments" while listening to NPR. (Muggsy was never quite sure what the fuck this white nigga meant by a "public radio.")

Muggsy was initially hoping that, by letting Adam into his home, that he will get the fanboy shit out of his system and finally chill the fuck out. But as each moment passes he's less and less sure this was a good idea.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655329)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:56 PM
Author: Aromatic fanboi

jfc man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655622)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mewling mood

180 ^ 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655751)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: emerald feces

I shat my cous cous out at this line "Muggsy is starting to hope none of his friends will come, to save himself the embarrassment of being associated with this weird, cous-cous eating motherfucker."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655779)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:19 PM
Author: Dead nursing home

holy shit

180 man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655804)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:20 PM
Author: Cordovan irradiated faggot firefighter sanctuary

"When Adam walked through the door (an hour early, mind you) with a 6-pack of Dogfish IPA in hand, he said "This stuff has lots of hops. Just like you!" It was a line which you could tell he had been practicing in his mind for god knows how long."

Uh, this is fucking movie line quality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655810)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: adventurous party of the first part roommate

i lold hard at at least one part of each paragraph and the use of "white nigga" here was perfect: "Muggsy was never quite sure what the fuck this white nigga meant by a "public radio.")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656250)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:22 PM
Author: canary base toaster

99384938. This has to be thread of the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655825)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:29 PM
Author: bearded den

amazing post in an amazing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655863)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:30 PM
Author: Grizzly bull headed old irish cottage

178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655870)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:35 PM
Author: Cordovan irradiated faggot firefighter sanctuary

(contrarian)(faggot)(loser)(probably a Cowboys fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655893)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: adventurous party of the first part roommate

these are getting better and better as you keep doing them. this is the best one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656239)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 AM
Author: Yellow parlor mad-dog skullcap

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24658073)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 12:49 PM
Author: Stirring seedy church french chef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24659897)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 1:22 PM
Author: Hyperactive Casino Haunted Graveyard

Omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660068)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 6:22 PM
Author: Charismatic legend jap

181

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24706399)



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Date: September 5th, 2014 8:47 PM
Author: Charismatic legend jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#26274505)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 1:28 PM
Author: bearded den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27145966)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 8:12 PM
Author: Charismatic legend jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148133)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: impertinent halford hospital

every time i start to think facemo sucks, i reread this post and laugh my fucking ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29570258)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:04 AM
Author: Peach institution masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29570308)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Rambunctious startling parlour round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#30024853)



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Date: March 18th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: Disturbing point travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#30089986)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:35 PM
Author: chestnut thriller stead

Dennis Rodman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653979)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:23 PM
Author: Aromatic fanboi

eagerly awaiting this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656272)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested

Dennis' flight from Bejing to Pjongyang will be landing soon, and that means it's time to perform some final diagnostic tests. He plugs a micro-usb cord into an easily concealable port implanted in his left buttock. The port is attached to a flat subcutaneous 500 GB hard drive that is somewhere between a quarter and a half dollar in size. His "ass computer", as he calls it, also contains a tiny wireless RF receiver which stores the black-and-white video data transmitted from his 11 month old bionic eye. Live images travel from the ass computer to the Android tablet he connected, confirming now that everything is up and running.

He thinks it's weird to see footage of himself looking at footage--almost like looking into a mirror with another mirror behind it, or some shit.

A C.I.A. black ops agent known as "Colin" recruited Dennis when he was vacationing in Ireland in 2010. They were looking for a washed up celebrity who, first and foremost, was known for constantly wearing sunglasses. They were also looking for someone who had a long track record of unorthodox, risky behavior. Someone with little credibility and cultural cache, in case they needed plausible deniability. Dennis was more than a perfect fit, because on top of this, he was a hall of fame professional athlete, which meant he could be receptive to coaching, conditioning, and discipline.

Knowing he would appreciate a no bullshit approach, Colin immediately told Rodman what they wanted. $5 million cash to have a Stanford ophthalmology professor surgically remove his eye and replace it with an experimental camera for intelligence gathering purposes. He explained that while the camera does look and behave very much like an eye, it was still somewhat imperfect and that trained intelligence operatives might be able to spot it if it were exposed, hence the need for him to continue to constantly wear sunglasses. Dennis got them up to $8 million, and took the deal.

Despite having one successful trip under his belt, Dennis is still a little nervous, despite the bovine amounts of Xanax and Vicodin he's taken. His head emerges from under the blanket as the Air Koryo (national airline of North Korea) flight attendant comes over to inform him, in broken English, that they will "have ground touch" in "servile minutes." He thanks the young lady as he unapologetically and carelessly digs into his drawers to remove the cord from his ass. He then tries to put on his seatbelt for landing, but it is, apparently, broken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24659780)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 12:29 PM
Author: emerald feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24659804)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 12:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mewling mood

holy fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24659824)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 12:41 PM
Author: chestnut thriller stead

180. Epic thread OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24659855)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 12:46 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested

i'm only getting warmed up breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24659875)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mewling mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24659898)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 2:52 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660595)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:01 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy shrine

do some more bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660634)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:28 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660822)



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Date: January 8th, 2014 7:21 PM
Author: Clear deer antler menage

All things considered, TITCR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24800232)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 8:19 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148170)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: up-to-no-good ratface market

Adonal Foyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653989)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:42 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested

Adonal is blocking Dirk Nowitski on Facebook. He's tired of seeing all the photos of his beautiful nubian wife. He's lonely. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660892)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: up-to-no-good ratface market

Glad to see you're taking another stab at these. You definitely needed a break after this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25011558)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25011588)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:40 PM
Author: buff glittery hunting ground

James "Hollywood" Robinson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654005)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested

James is putting away the last of the power tools into his foreman's 2012 Ford F-150. He has to be sure to drop things into the bed with care, because "Big Boss" will threaten to start docking pay if you leave any scratches on his rig.

It's warmed up to a balmy 56° in Tuscaloosa, a stark contrast from this morning's freezing temperatures. Robinson was tempted to not show up to work when he heard through the grapevine that another "polar vortex" was going to hit the area. During the first cold snap a few weeks ago, he nearly froze to death. He doesn't own much in the way of cold weather clothing beyond a worn-out flannel coat given to him by a white-haired, African-American welder affectionately known as "Unc" to all on the jobsite. After watching him endure two especially bitterly cold mornings, Unc had finally found an extra pair of insulated gloves for James, but "Hollywood" had somehow managed to lose them since he last needed them in January.

James' hands survived this week's freeze only because he resorted to individually duct taping his battered fingers. Of course, he was universally mocked by his co-workers for this unabashedly "ghetto" solution. Although most of the abuse was shouted in Spanish and thus undecipherable to him, he was able to catch some of it. "Hey, Robinson, is that to help for your jumpshot, ese?", a Mexican guy jabbed, comically flicking his wrist in the air. James smiled wryly, thanking him for the courtesy of translating the original comment.

Unc immediately chastised James when he saw his silvery mitts. "Fuck. What happen't to ya gloves, mayne?", he asked, already knowing the answer. Of course James, a serious drug addict who hasn't managed to keep track of non-essential personal possessions for over a decade, would lose the gloves.

"Next time, if I give ya some gloves, I want 'em back before the end of the day. I ain't cha daddy." Unc would later feel bad about saying this, knowing he's the closest thing to a father James has anymore.

As James drops off the last power drill into the truck, he realizes he doesn't need the duct tape anymore, and he begins unraveling layers, tossing them to the ground.

"Big Boss" spots him and reflexively orders him to stop wasting tape, but both of them know he doesn't really care. "Well, at least clean that mess up when you're done", he says, half-way distracted by his weatherproof, rubber encased work phone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25011452)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 5:22 PM
Author: Transparent laughsome location therapy

YES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25011474)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested

ty brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25011549)



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Date: February 14th, 2014 9:15 AM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25016275)



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Date: February 14th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25019293)



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Date: March 5th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25135628)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:12 PM
Author: Disturbing point travel guidebook

These are really fucking good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25156117)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25156198)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25012366)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: up-to-no-good ratface market

Austin Croshere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654012)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested

Austin is waiting at a baggage carousel at Louis Armstrong International Airport in New Orleans. Behind him he overhears Guy A ask Guy B "Hey, is that Kevin Love?", to which Guy B responds "No, dumbass." This happens to him exactly once every two weeks, almost like clockwork.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25011726)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: disgusting plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25012434)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: Disturbing point travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27713666)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: Disturbing point travel guidebook

Robert Pack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654019)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 8:52 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested

There's a nightly live-or-die mentality hovering over the Oklahoma City Thunder, an exhausting inflation of importance on every game they play. They are sitting with a .500 record midway through the season, and assistant-coach Robert Pack knows his career is on the line.

Hunkered in his La-Z-Boy recliner and anxiously mulling his future, the 45 year old notices a sharp, throbbing discomfort in his chest. As he reflexively rubs his sternum, he thinks "I really got to go see the doctor durin' the All-Star break."

But that is exactly what he told himself before the last All-Star break, too. Of course, he never went.

"Here you go, Robert", his wife Sherry whispers cautiously as she sets down a bowl of re-heated gumbo on a folded paper towel on the cherry oak console table next to him. She has become so accustomed to his nocturnal grimaces over the last several years that she doesn't bother inquiring.

She swiftly disappears into the nearby kitchen and immediately begins putting away the dishes. A few minutes later, as she starts shutting the dishwasher door, she hears Robert say something. "I said, this gumbo good, baby...", he says in a poorly timed mumble.

"Always better the next day...", she auto-responds, for what feels like the hundredth time.

She sets the machine to "Heavy Wash Pots & Pans" like she always does— regardless of how dirty the dishes are, or how many there are.

And right on time, she sees a new message arrive on her phone from Jaterron, a 25 year old used Lexus dealer in Shawnee.

"WHAT IT IZ BAE", the text reads quite plainly.

She takes a deep breath.

Her vagina begins to salivate at the sight of his shirtless avatar. Jaterron took the photo of his baby oil-slathered, rippling abs himself.

She takes another deep breath, and fans her right cheek with her left hand.

"I guess I'ma go take a bath" she drones out to whomever in the house might bother to listen, suppressing a grin.

"OK baby", Robert says from what seems to be a mile away.

Having announced her retirement, she briskly walks back towards her bedroom. She greedily clutches her cell, clacking her inch long acrylic nails on the screen, eagerly typing her response.

A teenage girl runs behind her. "Mama! Hol' on mama! You seen my white shoes?"

"What white shoes?", Sherry responds distractedly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148378)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 8:58 PM
Author: Transparent laughsome location therapy

tytytytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148420)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 9:27 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested

yw yw yw yw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148596)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148774)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148859)



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Date: January 20th, 2015 2:15 PM
Author: Vigorous station pisswyrm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27152180)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27345706)



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Date: March 7th, 2015 9:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27449664)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Disturbing point travel guidebook

tytyty

I have his autograph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27713656)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 4:23 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested

Hope you got that laminated brother. It's going to be worth something someday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27713687)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 9:43 PM
Author: Disturbing point travel guidebook

I'm still so happy you did this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#34459160)



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Date: November 10th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: Outnumbered Self-absorbed Regret

like all geniuses, of course facemo was a fucking psycho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#37206715)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:45 PM
Author: salmon brunch codepig

Juwan Howard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654037)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: know-it-all cracking box office
Subject: david 'the admiral' robinson

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654097)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:58 PM
Author: canary base toaster

99689959948 thread, please do more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654103)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654577)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:25 PM
Author: Awkward Crawly Goyim Goal In Life

Len Bias

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654225)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:31 PM
Author: up-to-no-good ratface market

(guy who always fights the hypo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654262)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:20 PM
Author: Bisexual soul-stirring son of senegal athletic conference

Sitting above the clouds on a daybed in heaven, strumming a harp with the angels while smoking crack, wishing he was still on earth where he could f@#$ white girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655322)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:54 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested

Basically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655600)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:30 PM
Author: citrine becky national security agency

wilt chamberlain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654253)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:30 PM
Author: Grizzly bull headed old irish cottage

John Starks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654256)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:31 PM
Author: zombie-like area gaping

Tractor Traylor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654259)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:04 PM
Author: tan telephone kitty

This is the late blooming best thread of 2013.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654473)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654521)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: Yellow parlor mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654542)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: odious lemon twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656198)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 1:23 PM
Author: Hyperactive Casino Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660077)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:31 PM
Author: Motley brindle property

Charles Oakley

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654607)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:34 PM
Author: flickering slap-happy cuckoldry lay

Yinka Dare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654631)



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Date: January 1st, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: flickering slap-happy cuckoldry lay

Still waiting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29497598)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 7:55 PM
Author: passionate church building

Brad Daugherty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655156)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:07 PM
Author: Naked Locale Hairy Legs

Steve Kerr

This thread is a tour de force.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655216)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: ruby bonkers prole pit

Uwe Blab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655298)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:46 PM
Author: Exhilarant gay mad cow disease keepsake machete

Guess what I do now besides post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655532)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:55 PM
Author: burgundy vibrant principal's office striped hyena

bobby hurley

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655606)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:13 PM
Author: Hateful Step-uncle's House Dragon

Gheorghe Muresan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655769)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:31 PM
Author: Mildly autistic hilarious volcanic crater library

Rony Seikaly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655873)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:52 PM
Author: nofapping black woman community account

he has a show on sirius trance channel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660947)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:37 PM
Author: Cowardly trip circlehead

Eric Montross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655911)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Rusted meetinghouse

Kerry Kittles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656217)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Cordovan irradiated faggot firefighter sanctuary

That's a good pull bro. Forgot all about that villanova faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656242)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Rusted meetinghouse

Keith Van Horn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656220)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: Cordovan irradiated faggot firefighter sanctuary

Rodney Rogers and Terry Dehere. I heard they are roommates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656261)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: up-to-no-good ratface market

Rogers is a paraplegic now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656323)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Cordovan irradiated faggot firefighter sanctuary

Jesus Fucking Christ. Why was that big brother riding a dirt bike offroad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24670677)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: flushed harsh kitchen

pervis ellison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656289)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: comical henna indian lodge cumskin

John Crotty AND Jon Sundvold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656360)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:54 PM
Author: comical henna indian lodge cumskin

MOAR! MOAR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656540)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 11:58 PM
Author: adventurous party of the first part roommate

Eddie griffin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24657087)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 2:57 AM
Author: offensive electric range

you guys are idiots for not asking about Anthony mason or Shawn kemp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24658018)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: diverse glassy scourge upon the earth

TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25156138)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: diverse glassy scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27405221)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Heady pale center sandwich

Clyde drexler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24658047)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Heady pale center sandwich

Dominique Wilkins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24658051)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: Heady pale center sandwich

Bo Kimble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24658060)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:22 AM
Author: domesticated cheese-eating whorehouse

God Shammgod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24658123)



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Date: January 1st, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: domesticated cheese-eating whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29497509)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:22 AM
Author: domesticated cheese-eating whorehouse

Craig Ehlo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24658127)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:22 AM
Author: domesticated cheese-eating whorehouse

Cuttino Mobley

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24658130)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 AM
Author: domesticated cheese-eating whorehouse

Alaa Abdelnaby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24658132)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 1:15 PM
Author: plum arousing yarmulke partner

Vin Baker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660026)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 1:15 PM
Author: Amethyst gunner

Isaiah Rider

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660028)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 1:17 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660035)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 1:22 PM
Author: Amethyst gunner

Gary Payton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660073)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 1:22 PM
Author: Amethyst gunner

Tom Gugliotta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660074)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24661029)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:20 PM
Author: Garnet provocative office

Mahmoud Abdul Rouf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24661157)



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Date: March 5th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: Cordovan irradiated faggot firefighter sanctuary

(Chris Jackson)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25136333)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 5:55 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24661671)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 10:54 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24663893)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Amethyst gunner

moar please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24663898)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 10:50 PM
Author: useless philosopher-king set

Bobby Sura

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24670735)



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Date: January 1st, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Disturbing point travel guidebook

Not flame, Bobby Sura plays in a law firm rec league and they claim he is a paralegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29497620)



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Date: December 19th, 2013 5:00 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24674988)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 5:48 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24706263)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 6:04 PM
Author: zippy idiot queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24706315)



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Date: December 27th, 2013 8:55 AM
Author: up-to-no-good ratface market

Detlef Schrempf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24719943)



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Date: December 27th, 2013 9:43 AM
Author: Lime Flirting Business Firm Preventive Strike

LJL, I was about to post Detlef. Then I scroll down and you beat me to it in the last motherfuckin post in the thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24720061)



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Date: January 7th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Scarlet Toilet Seat Crackhouse

Rodney rodgers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24792967)



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Date: January 17th, 2014 10:43 PM
Author: Disturbing point travel guidebook

Lotta work left bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24852505)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: Talking judgmental field

jon berry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25011597)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 5:48 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested

made some updates bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25011649)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25011859)



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Date: March 5th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: erotic ticket booth

Olden Polynice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25136284)



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Date: March 5th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: Marvelous headpube state

Khalid El-Amin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25136335)



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Date: March 5th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Cordovan irradiated faggot firefighter sanctuary

Doug Christie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25136350)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:08 PM
Author: Disturbing point travel guidebook

Work left to do in this thread….

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25156105)



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Date: April 21st, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25420824)



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Date: July 23rd, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Disturbing point travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25987045)



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Date: July 23rd, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Talking judgmental field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25987082)



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Date: September 30th, 2014 11:17 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#26427334)



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Date: November 2nd, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#26636669)



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Date: November 2nd, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#26636800)



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Date: December 1st, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Disturbing point travel guidebook

finish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#26838616)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 4:15 PM
Author: Disturbing point travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27713652)



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Date: January 1st, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: domesticated cheese-eating whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29497552)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 8:09 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148127)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 8:27 PM
Author: Exhilarant gay mad cow disease keepsake machete

Surprised I didn't see this before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148219)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 8:54 PM
Author: autistic dopamine

Clifford Robinson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148393)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 9:22 PM
Author: chestnut thriller stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148561)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: domesticated cheese-eating whorehouse

yo facemo, get to work already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27405225)



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Date: March 7th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Nighttime rehab electric furnace

Dino Radja

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27449779)



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Date: March 7th, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: Turquoise razzle foreskin theater

LORENZEN WRIGHT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27449835)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:46 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal appetizing mental disorder

Jason Williams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27691552)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:49 PM
Author: Talented Chapel Rigor

Vlade Divac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27691568)



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Date: May 11th, 2015 5:51 PM
Author: Disturbing point travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27869100)



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Date: January 1st, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Charismatic legend jap

Facemos best work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29500433)



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Date: January 1st, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: orange razzmatazz immigrant

18000000000000 thread but made in 2013

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29500438)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 9:50 AM
Author: domesticated cheese-eating whorehouse

FACEMO, WHERE IS MY CUTTINO MOBLEY WRITE UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29570277)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:00 AM
Author: Peach institution masturbator

This was a great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29570300)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#30024808)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Vivacious Background Story Stage

Etan Thomas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#30534805)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Nighttime rehab electric furnace

Vinny "The Microwave" Johnson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#30534835)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:08 PM
Author: chestnut thriller stead

one of the very finest threads in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#30534867)



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Date: December 31st, 2016 9:03 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#32272891)



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Date: December 31st, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#32273060)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: Mind-boggling lavender house depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#34269457)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 9:02 AM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#34624180)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: cerebral trust fund home

Kenny Payne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#34624185)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: milky hominid

*whispers as you pass in the night in the street above the Challenger Club: "real facemo tp still lives; long love him and his line"*

{a short quick bow of the head} 'restitutor orbis, brother; restitutor orbis'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#35069758)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 8:41 PM
Author: milky hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#35075194)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: offensive electric range

aj green

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#35069845)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 10:15 AM
Author: Sexy Faggotry

anthony pig miller

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#35069904)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted hall

Antonio Davis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#35075248)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 8:48 PM
Author: milky hominid

Bugs Motherfuckin' Bunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#35075256)



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Date: March 9th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: hairless trailer park

Thought of this thread while reading this article http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/22694271/steve-francis-says-went-selling-crack-18-nba-22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#35569507)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: Disturbing point travel guidebook

Get back here and finish this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#36642949)



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Date: February 15th, 2019 11:17 AM
Author: Hairraiser idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#37786701)



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Date: January 5th, 2020 9:28 PM
Author: histrionic spruce jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#39383912)



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Date: January 5th, 2020 9:34 PM
Author: Effete stage

bison dele

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#39383972)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 11:19 AM
Author: Metal police squad filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#48461559)