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Shigeru Miyamoto = Boomer who gets too much credit

*Becomes high-level Executive at age 30* *"Produces&qu...
Talented Prole
  08/31/17
hdy
Pea-brained supple karate friendly grandma
  08/31/17
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Pea-brained supple karate friendly grandma
  01/14/19
brutal
Vibrant genital piercing hospital
  08/31/17
These developers are all like this. When Hideo Kojima gets i...
Talented Prole
  08/31/17
some of them are more hands on, but, yeah, the big names are...
Vibrant genital piercing hospital
  08/31/17
Shitboomers putting their name all over everything like it m...
Talented Prole
  08/31/17
Tbf Carmack was legit when it comes to computer graphics. Th...
Judgmental Foreskin
  08/31/17
yeah, carmack and romero seemed pretty legit. old idsoft wa...
Vibrant genital piercing hospital
  08/31/17
Carmack? Think you misspelled Romero.
Cracking tanning salon macaca
  09/01/17
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Talented Prole
  08/31/17
Can you imagine what a dream come true it would be just to w...
Talented Prole
  08/31/17
imagine copping an in house gig there. unnngghhhhhh i'd ...
Sticky Titillating Box Office
  08/31/17
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Talented Prole
  09/01/17
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Talented Prole
  08/31/17
he's an actual genius. this is an extremely misguided and sh...
Jet-lagged property
  08/31/17
He isn't even an Engineer, probably bombed Calc I
Talented Prole
  08/31/17
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Talented Prole
  08/31/17
Flame, Miyamoto has repeatedly been credited with substantia...
alcoholic sexy faggot firefighter keepsake machete
  08/31/17
Metroid Prime is a terrible game and could've been even bett...
Talented Prole
  09/01/17
Sorry bro but you're fucking DUNHERE with that comment.
alcoholic sexy faggot firefighter keepsake machete
  09/01/17
I have been saying this for years. That game is unplayable. ...
Talented Prole
  09/01/17
the zelda game on Wii was total bullshit and sucked ass
mustard painfully honest indirect expression
  09/01/17
Lol @ me arguing with Charles 2 years ago about Gamecube (wh...
Talented Prole
  01/08/19
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curious beta institution
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Talented Prole
  01/08/19
He hates RPGs and cinematic games iirc
Talented Prole
  01/14/19
false
Sick Orchid Crotch
  01/14/19


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Date: August 31st, 2017 6:45 PM
Author: Talented Prole

*Becomes high-level Executive at age 30*

*"Produces" games made by others*

*Gets interviewed, half of what he says makes no sense because he has not done anything hands-on with game development since he oversaw the development of "Jump Man"*

*Full head of hair, no stress*

Takashi Tezuka MAF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3717697&forum_id=2#34111065)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 6:46 PM
Author: Pea-brained supple karate friendly grandma

hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3717697&forum_id=2#34111067)



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Date: January 14th, 2019 8:40 PM
Author: Pea-brained supple karate friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3717697&forum_id=2#37592157)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 6:47 PM
Author: Vibrant genital piercing hospital

brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3717697&forum_id=2#34111078)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 6:50 PM
Author: Talented Prole

These developers are all like this. When Hideo Kojima gets interviewed, it sounds like he's never played a MGS game. Just incredibly out of touch. Miyamoto had all these crazy ideas about a TV being so limiting and not 3-dimensional and shit. They're always talking nonsense to obfuscate the fact that they have no idea what makes a game fun. Countless salarymen coded Mario 1-3 in assembly language for 14 hours a day, never to receive any credit. Numerous committed suicide. Miyamoto is considered a "fellow" at Nintendo. A fellow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3717697&forum_id=2#34111093)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 6:58 PM
Author: Vibrant genital piercing hospital

some of them are more hands on, but, yeah, the big names are mostly taking all the credit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3717697&forum_id=2#34111135)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 7:06 PM
Author: Talented Prole

Shitboomers putting their name all over everything like it means something, PC gaming master race falls for it

Sid Meier

Peter Molyneaux

Chris Taylor

Will Wright

John Carmack

Why do these nerds have any kind of name recognition? Get back to your fucking cubicle and fix some god damn glitches, nerd!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3717697&forum_id=2#34111170)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 7:29 PM
Author: Judgmental Foreskin

Tbf Carmack was legit when it comes to computer graphics. There's a reason id curbstomped the competition in its early years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3717697&forum_id=2#34111346)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 7:53 PM
Author: Vibrant genital piercing hospital

yeah, carmack and romero seemed pretty legit. old idsoft was, what, maybe a dozen d00ds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3717697&forum_id=2#34111520)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:13 PM
Author: Cracking tanning salon macaca

Carmack? Think you misspelled Romero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3717697&forum_id=2#34118942)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Talented Prole

http://bobfartall.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Doom_Creator_John_Carmack_Officially_Leaves_id_Software.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3717697&forum_id=2#34111183)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 6:52 PM
Author: Talented Prole

Can you imagine what a dream come true it would be just to work in this damn building. Think about how we glorify google and shit, when their work product is... ads? Targeted by our search history?

https://www.geek.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/nintendo_hq_kyoto-625x352.jpg

JFC, they have Star Fox 2 in there! They have Earthbound 64!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3717697&forum_id=2#34111106)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 8:12 PM
Author: Sticky Titillating Box Office

imagine copping an in house gig there.

unnngghhhhhh i'd work there over any company

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3717697&forum_id=2#34111620)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 6:20 PM
Author: Talented Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3717697&forum_id=2#34118367)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 6:55 PM
Author: Talented Prole

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--12j86bDX--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/18j3ebbnqcs8hjpg.jpg

Women actually come and talk to him sometimes because he's RICH and FAMOUS off the work of hapless programmers and innovators, each of whom cannot afford Cars and sleep in closet-sized apartments. He has no idea how many virgin NOWAGs in Japan have never spoken to a woman. Oh and he's NW0. Oh, what a creative genius!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3717697&forum_id=2#34111114)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 7:00 PM
Author: Jet-lagged property

he's an actual genius. this is an extremely misguided and shitty post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3717697&forum_id=2#34111143)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 7:02 PM
Author: Talented Prole

He isn't even an Engineer, probably bombed Calc I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3717697&forum_id=2#34111157)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 7:15 PM
Author: Talented Prole



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Date: August 31st, 2017 7:46 PM
Author: alcoholic sexy faggot firefighter keepsake machete

Flame, Miyamoto has repeatedly been credited with substantial improvements on games whose production he has overseen, or even just had brief involvement with. For example, he's been credited with substantially improving Metroid Prime when he visited Retro Studios by demanding it be a first-person game instead of a third-person one, and forcing them to nail key details like the morph ball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3717697&forum_id=2#34111481)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 6:20 PM
Author: Talented Prole

Metroid Prime is a terrible game and could've been even better if it were third person, if done correctly, e.g. stuff like the grappling hook, plus all the flips that Samus can do. Yes I know it got good review scores, go watch The English Patient if that's what you care about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3717697&forum_id=2#34118364)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: alcoholic sexy faggot firefighter keepsake machete

Sorry bro but you're fucking DUNHERE with that comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3717697&forum_id=2#34118373)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 6:28 PM
Author: Talented Prole

I have been saying this for years. That game is unplayable. Only through sheer willpower or gamefaqs can you convince yourself to keep playing after hitting your first dead end. Nothing is in it for you as a player to keep playing.

Also, remember that Metroid was always some also-ran bastard franchise like Kirby prior to Super Metroid. Even Super Metroid was made by the same random development team as Mario Paint, it was never an AAA game. Prime got a ton of good press because Nintendo needed it because TTT gamecube was flopping, and they paid good money for it. Metroid Prime is the Oscar bait of video games. It even has "Prime" in the title in order to convince you that it's good. It's like, "The Prestige" or something.

Miyamoto had nothing to do with any Metroid game, he was just in America throwing his weight around and they changed the entire game around, probably causing delays in the process. Two or three forgotten sequels later and here we are. Miyamoto's bosses were none the wiser of his shenanigans because no one buys MeTTTroid games in Japan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3717697&forum_id=2#34118390)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 6:31 PM
Author: mustard painfully honest indirect expression

the zelda game on Wii was total bullshit and sucked ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3717697&forum_id=2#34118405)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 7:40 PM
Author: Talented Prole

Lol @ me arguing with Charles 2 years ago about Gamecube (who was then a virgin and is still a virgin).

Anyway, I think that Miyamoto's inevitable promotion into the Executive ranks is why Nintendo faltered starting with the Gamecube. He was heavily involved with Zelda: Ocarina of Time which is one reason why it was so good imo. It's so hyped that the latter games became overrated.... basically everything after has missed the mark somewhat except BOTW. Even Wind Waker apologists will admit that TP was laughable imho, felt like a Chinese clone of Zelda. Nintendo/azns aren't really good at "ideas" in general and should just make a GTA clone imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3717697&forum_id=2#37554881)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 7:45 PM
Author: curious beta institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3717697&forum_id=2#37554918)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 7:50 PM
Author: Talented Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3717697&forum_id=2#37554944)



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Date: January 14th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: Talented Prole

He hates RPGs and cinematic games iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3717697&forum_id=2#37591803)



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Date: January 14th, 2019 8:17 PM
Author: Sick Orchid Crotch

false

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3717697&forum_id=2#37592022)