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Galileo still makes me LOL

So back in medieval times, people believed the moon was a pe...
bespoke soul-stirring den
  12/13/21
Do you know what the Moon is?
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a hologram of a piece of cheese
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JFC
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"MAF catholics couldn't do SHIT." Are you sure?
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He died a prisoner under house arrest
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PS: This book was highly praised by Albert Einstein.
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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:01 PM
Author: bespoke soul-stirring den

So back in medieval times, people believed the moon was a perfect, unblemished sphere. They didn't actually know wtf the moon even was, but they figured whatever it was, it was put there by God, and God wouldn't put anything up in the heavens that wasn't a perfectly smooth, round object.

So Galileo makes this device that lets anyone see the surface of the moon, and the first thing you see is that it's a pockmarked unholy mess of craters and mountains and other surface disturbances. All totally random, so symmetry whatsoever.

This made church officials MAF but what could they do? He wasn't pointing to some words on paper or describing a heretical concept. He just made this thing that let you look at the moon and see how fucked up it was. MAF catholics couldn't do SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605269)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:05 PM
Author: Buck-toothed tantric shitlib church

Do you know what the Moon is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605300)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:06 PM
Author: Lascivious range regret

a hologram of a piece of cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605306)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 10:46 AM
Author: Buck-toothed tantric shitlib church

It’s a hollow artificial alien satellite full of alien mind control human research farm technology that can program NPCs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43607126)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 12:58 AM
Author: Iridescent Twisted University Pistol

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#44673633)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 1:15 AM
Author: Gay chest-beating digit ratio school

like a larger Israel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#44673679)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:07 PM
Author: bespoke soul-stirring den

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3285585&mc=56&forum_id=2#30929460

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605309)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:07 PM
Author: unhinged twinkling mad-dog skullcap library

"MAF catholics couldn't do SHIT."

Are you sure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605310)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:08 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle grizzly abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605319)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:14 PM
Author: bespoke soul-stirring den

Yes. For some reason there are people who think he was put to death but he lived a natural life and died at 77. His works were temporarily banned, but the fact is you could look through a telescope and just SEE he was right. Furthermore there was yuge demand for telescopes as soon as he invented them, so it's not like he wasn't busy. Every ship's captain wanted one of dem things, not to mention kings and shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605358)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:18 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle grizzly abode

He died a prisoner under house arrest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605405)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:21 PM
Author: bespoke soul-stirring den

After a period with the friendly Ascanio Piccolomini (the Archbishop of Siena), Galileo was allowed to return to his villa at Arcetri near Florence in 1634, where he spent part of his life under house arrest. Galileo was ordered to read the Seven Penitential Psalms once a week for the next three years. However, his daughter Maria Celeste relieved him of the burden after securing ecclesiastical permission to take it upon herself.[154]

It was while Galileo was under house arrest that he dedicated his time to one of his finest works, Two New Sciences. Here he summarised work he had done some forty years earlier, on the two sciences now called kinematics and strength of materials, published in Holland to avoid the censor. This book was highly praised by Albert Einstein.[155]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605424)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 10:49 AM
Author: Lascivious range regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43607140)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 10:52 AM
Author: Pearl plaza

PS: This book was highly praised by Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43607180)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 10:57 AM
Author: fighting filthpig bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43607209)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle grizzly abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43610337)



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Date: February 16th, 2022 8:58 PM
Author: wild cracking national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43980149)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 12:34 AM
Author: useless electric furnace field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605803)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 10:49 AM
Author: Lascivious range regret

uh yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43607149)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:17 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac address queen of the night

Lol. Can’t you see the black marks on it w your eyes anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605393)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 12:16 AM
Author: bespoke soul-stirring den

They thought it was a "pearl." It's color isn't uniform but they figured it was still spherical and smooth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605742)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 12:30 AM
Author: titillating cocky heaven rigpig

Eppur si muove

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605790)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 11:00 AM
Author: fighting filthpig bbw

(Robert Bellarmine, fuming)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43607241)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 5:02 PM
Author: bespoke soul-stirring den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43609037)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 9:38 PM
Author: bespoke soul-stirring den

Bump for someone handing this thing to the pope and saying "here, take a look."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43610388)



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Date: February 16th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: bespoke soul-stirring den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43980064)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 12:55 AM
Author: bespoke soul-stirring den



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: bespoke soul-stirring den



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