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Pizza snobs are ridiculous

All pizza is pretty decent, it’s a simple food and not...
Stubborn cracking parlor faggotry
  05/16/24
(David Scrivano)
pontificating bipolar immigrant
  05/16/24
(California resident)
Sable ape
  05/16/24
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Razzle chartreuse coffee pot nibblets
  05/16/24
(Tom Monaghan)
Wonderful wagecucks
  05/16/24
Not just that, a large share of "fancy" pizza is d...
Chrome Heady Multi-billionaire Box Office
  05/16/24
cr i think this is even more true of burgers.
Insecure sticky theatre faggot firefighter
  05/16/24
I like my burgers rare, with raw onions on a good bread roll...
fear-inspiring bat shit crazy deer antler candlestick maker
  05/16/24
isn't this called steak tartare
Insecure sticky theatre faggot firefighter
  05/16/24
brioche buns especially are awful sugary glop. gordon ramsay...
topaz hideous orchestra pit internal respiration
  05/16/24
agreed. simplicity is best for pizza and burgers. attempting...
Insecure sticky theatre faggot firefighter
  05/16/24
*burger is 12" tall and literally impossible to bit...
fear-inspiring bat shit crazy deer antler candlestick maker
  05/16/24
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topaz hideous orchestra pit internal respiration
  05/16/24
brioche buns are utter flame
elite halford
  05/16/24
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trip stage
  05/16/24
Brioche buns are terrible
burgundy telephone coldplay fan
  05/16/24
I had pizza in Florida once and it was legit terrible. How d...
trip stage
  05/16/24
i like thin crust crunchy pizza. undercooked doughy pizza i...
mildly autistic juggernaut
  05/16/24
good undercarriage
Supple lilac double fault personal credit line
  05/16/24
exactly. Portnoy's pizza ratings are solely based on consist...
elite halford
  05/16/24
I should get pizza tonight
fluffy brunch
  05/16/24
Wrong shitlib. Its the #1 food in the world. This Chef's T...
Bisexual dull feces
  05/16/24
ur vaping is getting out of control brother
topaz hideous orchestra pit internal respiration
  05/16/24
watch the trailer faggot
Bisexual dull feces
  05/16/24
this is very wrong. pizza might have one of the widest quali...
nighttime blood rage
  05/16/24
Same people that think all coffee is the same.
tan bossy dopamine sound barrier
  05/16/24
difference is that most people have just never tried top-fli...
nighttime blood rage
  05/16/24
I dub thee, "Pizza Pumo".
Bisexual dull feces
  05/16/24
With both burgers and pizza the entire issue is ingredient q...
black stead toilet seat
  05/16/24
This is wrong. Burgers at McDonalds have always been "g...
elite halford
  05/16/24
Yes, enjoy your “grade A beef” that regularly sh...
black stead toilet seat
  05/16/24
Your link has nothing to do with fast food. Your post that I...
elite halford
  05/16/24
It really is insane and i say this as a pizza lover. As ...
elite halford
  05/16/24
disagree, pizza is a simple food so almost all pizza is acce...
Fighting organic girlfriend corn cake
  05/16/24


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Date: May 16th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Stubborn cracking parlor faggotry

All pizza is pretty decent, it’s a simple food and not a wide gulf between acceptable and great pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47666767)



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Date: May 16th, 2024 11:59 AM
Author: pontificating bipolar immigrant

(David Scrivano)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47666807)



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Date: May 16th, 2024 12:00 PM
Author: Sable ape

(California resident)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47666812)



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Date: May 16th, 2024 2:13 PM
Author: Razzle chartreuse coffee pot nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47667233)



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Date: May 16th, 2024 12:03 PM
Author: Wonderful wagecucks

(Tom Monaghan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47666830)



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Date: May 16th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: Chrome Heady Multi-billionaire Box Office

Not just that, a large share of "fancy" pizza is drastically worse than normal chain pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47666882)



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Date: May 16th, 2024 12:25 PM
Author: Insecure sticky theatre faggot firefighter

cr i think this is even more true of burgers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47666905)



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Date: May 16th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: fear-inspiring bat shit crazy deer antler candlestick maker

I like my burgers rare, with raw onions on a good bread roll. Anything more is faggit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47666908)



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Date: May 16th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: Insecure sticky theatre faggot firefighter

isn't this called steak tartare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47666936)



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Date: May 16th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: topaz hideous orchestra pit internal respiration

brioche buns especially are awful sugary glop. gordon ramsay and his acolytes have been a disaster for simple burger enjoyers worldwide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47666910)



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Date: May 16th, 2024 12:30 PM
Author: Insecure sticky theatre faggot firefighter

agreed. simplicity is best for pizza and burgers. attempting to make them fancy just worsens the experience imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47666923)



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Date: May 16th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: fear-inspiring bat shit crazy deer antler candlestick maker

*burger is 12" tall and literally impossible to bite into*

SIMPLE. DONE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47666924)



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Date: May 16th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: topaz hideous orchestra pit internal respiration

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47666937)



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Date: May 16th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: elite halford

brioche buns are utter flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47667689)



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Date: May 16th, 2024 4:04 PM
Author: trip stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47667692)



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Date: May 16th, 2024 5:45 PM
Author: burgundy telephone coldplay fan

Brioche buns are terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47668084)



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Date: May 16th, 2024 1:18 PM
Author: trip stage

I had pizza in Florida once and it was legit terrible. How do you fuck up pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47667040)



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Date: May 16th, 2024 1:24 PM
Author: mildly autistic juggernaut

i like thin crust crunchy pizza. undercooked doughy pizza is bad. just like wine, one can tell the difference between good pizza and bad pizza, but other than that who cares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47667047)



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Date: May 16th, 2024 1:57 PM
Author: Supple lilac double fault personal credit line

good undercarriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47667147)



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Date: May 16th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: elite halford

exactly. Portnoy's pizza ratings are solely based on consistency of the dough. He pretty much never even mentions flavor or taste.

Is it thin and crispy? If yes, then good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47667548)



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Date: May 16th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: fluffy brunch

I should get pizza tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47667163)



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Date: May 16th, 2024 2:25 PM
Author: Bisexual dull feces

Wrong shitlib. Its the #1 food in the world. This Chef's Table Pizza episode is so fucking 180 and it inspired me to make my own pizzas. I make my own dough.

It inspired my Chicken Enchilada pizza where I use refried beans and green enchilada sauce as the base, topped with sour cream after its done cooking.

Episode starts off with a food critic saying, "People think I'm crazy when I tell them the best pizza in the world isn't in Italy; its in Arizona."

The segment on Gabriele Bonci was especially profound.

Here's the trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyXnoeJoKLw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47667280)



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Date: May 16th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: topaz hideous orchestra pit internal respiration

ur vaping is getting out of control brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47667283)



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Date: May 16th, 2024 2:28 PM
Author: Bisexual dull feces

watch the trailer faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47667292)



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Date: May 16th, 2024 2:47 PM
Author: nighttime blood rage

this is very wrong. pizza might have one of the widest quality ranges of any food. can be absolute trash or extremely good / michelin star territory based on ingredients and cooking equipment.

makes sense because it can be produced cheaply (and badly), so there are many bad iterations of it (see bowling alley pizza / arena pizza out of the microwave) in contrast to all the really good old school joints that have perfected it and have classic ovens that you're not even allowed to install anymore

maybe what you're getting at is that shit like dominos is perfectly fine and "artisanal" pizza is flame, which is true. but that's a narrower and different point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47667358)



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Date: May 16th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: tan bossy dopamine sound barrier

Same people that think all coffee is the same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47667363)



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Date: May 16th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: nighttime blood rage

difference is that most people have just never tried top-flight coffee, they think that starbucks is "high quality" because it's not mcdonalds. i used to assume that good coffee is flame before i tried it and learned how to brew it properly.

everyeone's had good pizza and shit pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47667378)



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Date: May 16th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: Bisexual dull feces

I dub thee, "Pizza Pumo".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47667537)



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Date: May 16th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: black stead toilet seat

With both burgers and pizza the entire issue is ingredient quality. The meat at a fast food burger place is always poisonous garbage seasoned with literal cow shit. It tastes good because the food scientists in Jersey worked for years to perfect the right blend of additives to trick your brain that it tastes good. And when you look at the ingredients it just says “100% USDA inspected beef” because they spent hundreds of millions lobbying for years to get away with that schtick. Then you look at the ingredients for the bun and it’s a hilarious frankenfood concoction. The same is true of the cheese, sauce and dough at Domino’s, but they aren’t as gross as the meat at any major fast food chain.

I say all this as a guy that has eaten at least 250 fast food burgers per year for the last 15 years at least and who regularly orders Domino’s and feeds it to his kids. The frankenfood is cheap and my kids eat healthy meals M-Fri and at least 2/3 meals that my wife or I prepare every Sat and Sun. I should eat less fast food, but I take a demented pleasure in eating shit food and not being obese, being reasonably strong/fit/active for a guy my age, and having good cardiovascular health. It’s like if God gave you a superpower you should not let it go to waste. Plus it’s so cheap and so much easier than adding even more cooking/meal prep to my schedule. But lately I’ve been better and the difference in how I feel and my energy levels is dramatic, so it’s time to stop eating like I’m in college finally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47667503)



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Date: May 16th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: elite halford

This is wrong. Burgers at McDonalds have always been "grade A beef". They only deviation from this label that I ever encountered is the taco bell ground beef which is simply labeled "taco meat filling".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47667540)



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Date: May 16th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: black stead toilet seat

Yes, enjoy your “grade A beef” that regularly shows evidence of bovine fecal matter. It is indeed “better” than the Taco Bell meat that mixes in some horse parts.

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/04/17/health/usda-fecal-matter-in-meat-trnd

Thankfully they also load this beef up with so many antibiotics that they themselves acknowledge they are a risk to human health.

https://www.thebureauinvestigates.com/stories/2022-11-21/lovin-it-mcdonalds-and-walmart-beef-suppliers-risking-public-health-with-reckless-antibiotics-use/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47667687)



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Date: May 16th, 2024 4:06 PM
Author: elite halford

Your link has nothing to do with fast food. Your post that I responded to suggested that fast food burgers use lower quality meat than elsewhere. Your issue seems to be the beef industry in general and not fast food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47667699)



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Date: May 16th, 2024 3:22 PM
Author: elite halford

It really is insane and i say this as a pizza lover.

As long as they are using quality ingredients, it all comes down to subjective preference. Some people like thin, crispy crust while others like it more doughy or not as well-done.

Somehow, it's an extremely divisive topic and people will argue passionately in favor of their preferred pizzeria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47667530)



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Date: May 16th, 2024 3:30 PM
Author: Fighting organic girlfriend corn cake

disagree, pizza is a simple food so almost all pizza is acceptable, and you have to fuck up pretty bad to have a bad pizza, but the gulf between all of the average or even acceptable but below average pizza out there and the perfect version of your preferred style is enormous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5529140&forum_id=2#47667579)