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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM Author: buck-toothed abusive orchestra pit Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.
Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: Curious Property Wrinkle u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101515) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: opaque magical church volcanic crater they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101526) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: Curious Property Wrinkle sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101533) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: Stirring Sapphire Twinkling Uncleanness Locus 100% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104025) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: carnelian razzle half-breed shitlib FAG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103886) |
Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM Author: Pink Mediation Principal's Office Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101481) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: blathering pale parlour hairy legs Pic of the cheeks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101482) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: marvelous turquoise sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101500) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: Stirring Sapphire Twinkling Uncleanness Locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104026) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: deep institution "Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101483) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: buck-toothed abusive orchestra pit I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101488) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: Smoky Cruise Ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101502) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM Author: deep institution How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101508) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM Author: buck-toothed abusive orchestra pit Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101547) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: deep institution How did she respond? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101576) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM Author: buck-toothed abusive orchestra pit Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101592) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM Author: deep institution Lol I guess you had to try (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101658) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM Author: khaki vigorous faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102175) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM Author: Swollen angry library degenerate You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao
This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even. |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: deep institution Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103905) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: carnelian razzle half-breed shitlib jfc 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103910) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: Stirring Sapphire Twinkling Uncleanness Locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104036) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: bronze old irish cottage At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101496) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: marvelous turquoise sound barrier "with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"
u poor dumb bastard |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: Curious Property Wrinkle this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.
if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF
and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her
best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.
trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM Author: opaque magical church volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101528) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: deep institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101535) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: buck-toothed abusive orchestra pit Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.
I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: Curious Property Wrinkle it's tricky with work situations
never risk your livelihood for a woman |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: buck-toothed abusive orchestra pit Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101541) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM Author: 180 narrow-minded tanning salon wut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101684) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: buck-toothed abusive orchestra pit I’m married with kids part? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101842) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: Puce well-lubricated turdskin location you lost the plot right there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101848) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM Author: khaki vigorous faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102176) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: provocative center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102361) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: Green business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102395) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM Author: mentally impaired gay wizard senate People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102401) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM Author: dead motley rehab No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102445) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: Pink Mediation Principal's Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103451) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Hairraiser becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103487) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM Author: Smoky Cruise Ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103544) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM Author: lake whorehouse macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103593) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: deep institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103931) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: ivory corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103950) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM Author: talented jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103011) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Hairraiser becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103485) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: Stirring Sapphire Twinkling Uncleanness Locus we all have brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104039) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: Stirring Sapphire Twinkling Uncleanness Locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104037) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: khaki vigorous faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101532) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM Author: fuchsia spectacular quadroon Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101544) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM Author: aphrodisiac nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101613) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM Author: brass travel guidebook death wish stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101561) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM Author: khaki vigorous faggotry Good poast moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102177) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM Author: sinister university mad cow disease She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101678) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM Author: Chocolate Cruel-hearted Brunch Jewess It’s already turned into rape in her mind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101681) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Hilarious Stage Mad-dog Skullcap "it was rape, but, like, the bad kind" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102417) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: appetizing chest-beating filthpig church building How big is her penis? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101847) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM Author: obsidian garrison Incredible thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101861) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: Elite native Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102429) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: Swollen angry library degenerate Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103865) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM Author: maize electric hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103899) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM Author: carnelian razzle half-breed shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103903) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM Author: deep institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103934) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM Author: Stirring Sapphire Twinkling Uncleanness Locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104405) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM Author: Stirring Sapphire Twinkling Uncleanness Locus humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104407) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: buck-toothed abusive orchestra pit ? Didn’t want to lose my employment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104451) |