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HAHAURFUCKED!!! ADJUNCT PROFESSORS II, ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

HOLY SHIT!!!! http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/opinion/20...
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/27/12
180 You were greatly missed!
rebellious orchestra pit jap
  08/27/12
BROTHER I APPRECIATE YOUR 180!!! I TRY AND REMIND YOU ALL...
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/27/12
...
Hateful Greedy Field Fanboi
  03/31/20
but they keep raising tuition...where the fuck is it going i...
passionate stead newt
  09/25/12
Israel
motley pea-brained fat ankles
  02/12/23
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Dead Set Legend
  08/27/12
The King Returns!
green reading party
  08/27/12
INDEED I HAVE!!! POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST, BUT TH...
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/27/12
FROM A PROLE BACKWATER MACARONI AND CHEESE UPBRINGING TO ...
Free-loading Abode
  08/27/12
This is where TMF went wrong.
green reading party
  08/27/12
I HAVE ALREADY EDUCATED TMF ON THE ENORMITY OF THE MISTAKE H...
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/27/12
DEVASTATING 180.
green reading party
  08/27/12
WELCOME TO THE MOTHERFUCKING HUNGER GAMES!!! NO JOBS FOR ...
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/27/12
1MUTHFUCKING80
Glassy potus
  08/27/12
...
Electric bat shit crazy water buffalo main people
  08/27/12
180
rebellious orchestra pit jap
  08/27/12
180
Mischievous ocher rehab antidepressant drug
  08/27/12
you are a genius my brother.
Appetizing Indigo Sanctuary
  08/28/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/28/12
...
Internet-worthy Police Squad
  03/13/13
...
Gay Indian Lodge Twinkling Uncleanness
  09/21/15
jfc
Violent Trailer Park
  12/07/16
You'll get banned for this.
Exhilarant Resort Coffee Pot
  08/27/12
FOR WHAT??? I AM MERELY BRINGING THE TRUTH TO THE PEOPLE!...
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/27/12
(Doobs)
burgundy address
  08/28/12
180 you decimated him and left no remains. #2012Americ...
Transparent disgusting pisswyrm
  08/30/12
...
mentally impaired fantasy-prone business firm place of business
  12/29/16
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nofapping den headpube
  02/24/17
BROTHER IT IS THE TRUTH!!! WE ARE RETURNING TO THE OLD WA...
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/27/12
you're always a 180 brother
Free-loading Abode
  08/27/12
tbf i think my brother and i will end up much richer than ou...
azure community account
  08/30/12
BROTHER I WHOLEHEARTEDLY SUPPORT YOUR IMPENDING VALIANT RISE...
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/30/12
ty thanks yea i just wanted to point out that some people...
azure community account
  08/30/12
BROTHER PERHAPS YOU HAVE ME CONFUSED!!! THOSE RECENT ASIA...
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/30/12
so youre saying that if youre poor you should pick a "p...
azure community account
  08/30/12
EXACTLY BROTHER!!! AND IN THE VAST MAJORITY OF CASES, IT ...
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/30/12
aww thanks hahaurfucked! keep fighting the good fight... yo...
azure community account
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/30/12
Your parents were artificially held back, and you're being a...
misunderstood geriatric yarmulke alpha
  08/30/12
underrated 180
rebellious orchestra pit jap
  08/31/12
credited.
adventurous blue bawdyhouse bbw
  08/31/12
"I have one friend who was offered $5000 per course, bu...
rebellious orchestra pit jap
  08/27/12
5k/course is good coin for an adjunct
green reading party
  08/27/12
IMAGINE HOW PATHETIC THAT EXISTENCE IS THOUGH!!! NO INCOM...
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/27/12
...
green reading party
  08/27/12
brother, you haven't ceased spouting the truth yet!
Transparent disgusting pisswyrm
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/30/12
These are the people who were 100% ready to fall in line for...
motley pea-brained fat ankles
  02/12/23
"My father, the first person in his family to go to col...
rebellious orchestra pit jap
  08/27/12
YES IT IS HEARTBREAKING, BUT THIS IS THE NEW REALITY AND NON...
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/27/12
"FROM ANNOTATING GOETHE TO GRASPING AT STRAWS IN THE GH...
Cobalt boltzmann
  08/27/12
...
Transparent disgusting pisswyrm
  08/30/12
hilarious
rebellious orchestra pit jap
  08/27/12
Lol
arrogant snowy space
  08/27/12
why doesn't this idiot just get a job in IT? at this point s...
Doobsian Regret Windowlicker
  08/27/12
Um, she's scholar bro. That's beneath her.
green reading party
  08/27/12
EXACTLY BROTHER!!! TIME IN THE LIBERAL ARTS ECHO CHAMBER ...
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/27/12
titcr
rebellious orchestra pit jap
  08/27/12
COT DAMN, You're on fire.
green reading party
  08/27/12
180
vigorous insanely creepy ticket booth
  08/27/12
LOL just LOL
Free-loading Abode
  08/28/12
"There is no next year." BRILLIANT
Hairless stage
  08/28/12
THE WORST IS WHEN ONE OF THESE DEBT ZOMBIES TELLS YOU THAT &...
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/28/12
CR
Bat-shit-crazy Marvelous Home
  08/28/12
ha ha ha / oh wow
haunting party of the first part
  08/28/12
Oh, and just to add a little more flavor to this whole story...
adventurous blue bawdyhouse bbw
  08/31/12
LOL BROTHER THIS IS 180 MATERIAL!!! FLORIDA STATE IS EVEN...
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/31/12
I could not be happier than to contribute in a small way to ...
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  09/25/12
...
carnelian international law enforcement agency
  09/28/17
cr
Swollen alcoholic half-breed range
  12/02/14
JFC
lascivious azn national
  08/28/12
...
Puce Abusive Multi-billionaire
  08/28/12
contender for poast of the year
vigorous insanely creepy ticket booth
  08/29/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST, BU...
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/30/12
...
Transparent disgusting pisswyrm
  08/30/12
LOL WOW
Transparent disgusting pisswyrm
  08/30/12
...
vigorous insanely creepy ticket booth
  09/25/12
...
vigorous insanely creepy ticket booth
  12/23/12
Wow
swashbuckling cruise ship
  09/21/15
...
swashbuckling cruise ship
  11/10/15
lmao
wine excitant puppy property
  11/10/15
It's great to see you're back and thank you so much for your...
Chest-beating orange market
  08/27/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! IT FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK!!! IN FI...
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/27/12
you're doing God's work bro
Chest-beating orange market
  08/27/12
fuck, you need a website and a larger platform. you could be...
Light up-to-no-good institution black woman
  08/27/12
BROTHER I APPRECIATE IT!!!
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/27/12
...
rebellious orchestra pit jap
  08/31/12
with the new mods and new jerb, i am prolly no longer poasti...
Glassy potus
  08/27/12
LOL HINDU SQUATS!!!!! FROM SLUMDOG TO SUPERMAN!!!!! KE...
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/27/12
resistance bands in the office closet. can't have colleague...
Glassy potus
  08/27/12
MOST DEFINITELY FAM!!! LIKE I ALWAYS SAY: NO JOBS FOR SLO...
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/27/12
ROFLNIFICENT!!!
Glassy potus
  08/27/12
so help me god i am crying so hard at this magnificent speci...
pungent hall
  08/28/12
...
Ruddy balding cuckold senate
  08/30/12
"OBESE??? HIT THE STREETS!!!" Ohhh, man. ROFLCO...
rebellious orchestra pit jap
  08/31/12
OBESE??? HIT THE STREETS!!!
Grizzly talented point karate
  12/07/16
Unacceptable fatphobia
motley pea-brained fat ankles
  02/12/23
brutal, yet spot on. my idiot family lost their entire fo...
Hairless stage
  08/27/12
BROTHER I AM SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FAMILY'S FALL FROM GRE...
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/27/12
you are probably the best poaster i've ever seen keep fig...
Hairless stage
  08/27/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! I WILL FIGHT UNTIL MY DYING DAY!!!
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/27/12
...
Transparent disgusting pisswyrm
  08/30/12
180
vigorous insanely creepy ticket booth
  08/27/12
"AND STAY MORE LIQUID THAN THE MOTHERFUCKING OCEAN!!! &...
spectacular crackhouse
  08/28/12
Brother you could make 50 threads per day and it wouldn't ge...
vigorous insanely creepy ticket booth
  08/27/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/27/12
Frog and Toad strike at the pedophile BLP, then melt into th...
Charismatic macaca university
  08/07/18
don't let this thread die.
Histrionic sadistic house psychic
  08/27/12
NEVER, BROTHER!!! NEVER!!!
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/27/12
oh what a timeless message
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  08/27/12
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Electric bat shit crazy water buffalo main people
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Carmine Cuck
  08/27/12
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Chest-beating orange market
  08/28/12
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  06/22/14
Law adjuncts always have another job or have some other mean...
bespoke partner native
  08/28/12
BROTHER THIS MAY BE TRUE, BUT DO YOU FORESEE MANY OF TODAY'S...
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/28/12
"GET OUTTA HERE!!! NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!!" 180
rebellious orchestra pit jap
  08/31/12
A copy of this thread needs to be sent to every high school ...
lake clown
  08/28/12
BROTHER MY MESSAGE MAY HAVE BEEN TOLERATED PUBLICLY IN THE A...
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/28/12
TELLING THE 870 SAT DULL-EYED MOUTHBREATHER WHO CAN BARELY S...
Hateful Greedy Field Fanboi
  08/28/12
So damn true. In today's world, no one is dumb; they're just...
laughsome people who are hurt
  08/29/12
BROTHER AND IM NOT EVEN LOOKING TO DENIGRATE MOTHERFUCKERS, ...
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/29/12
...
Electric bat shit crazy water buffalo main people
  08/29/12
...
Free-loading Abode
  08/28/12
you're so mean
Out-of-control state turdskin
  08/28/12
JUST BRINGING THE TRUTH TO THE PEOPLE!!! STRIVING IS A DI...
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/28/12
$2100 per course-that's crazy these people should just ge...
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  08/28/12
MY BROTHER THIS SOBER, RESPONSIBLE AND CREDITED APPROACH TO ...
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/28/12
Bravo.
boyish parlour brethren
  08/31/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/31/12
I fucking laughed out loud at the espresso machine line
carnelian international law enforcement agency
  09/28/17
"Education has always been about one thing : churning o...
pungent hall
  08/28/12
BROTHER I HAVE BEEN STACKIN DAT PAPER!!! REMEMBER THAT PO...
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/28/12
"My friend is an adjunct. She has a PhD in anthropology...
Bat-shit-crazy Marvelous Home
  08/28/12
The only irony is that the vasTTT majority of XOXO poasters ...
startling mother
  08/28/12
BROTHER THIS IS WHY I BRING MY MESSAGE TO THE CITIZENS OF XO...
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/28/12
It's just amusing to see that the very individuals falling i...
startling mother
  08/28/12
...
startling mother
  08/30/12
...
startling mother
  08/30/12
...
startling mother
  09/04/12
brother you are fucking WISE
Cerise soul-stirring center death wish
  08/29/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/29/12
Even law, once a safety net for American strivers, is now a ...
Bat-shit-crazy Marvelous Home
  08/28/12
BROTHER NOW YOU HAVE THE INFORMATION!!! TIME TO GET THE T...
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/28/12
So fucking true, and so fucking sad This country smokes d...
Hairless stage
  08/28/12
BROTHER I UNDERSTAND YOUR PAIN AT JUST HOW FAR DOWN THE TOIL...
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/28/12
180 use of "wherewithal" in a fully caps-locked cr...
pungent hall
  08/28/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/28/12
...
startling mother
  08/28/12
...
Hateful Greedy Field Fanboi
  08/28/12
you're like the xoxo version of Zyzz. Inspiring. Than...
claret frisky candlestick maker
  08/28/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/28/12
180
provocative nursing home preventive strike
  08/28/12
What is your stance on being an adjuct professor for a For-P...
spectacular crackhouse
  08/29/12
...
startling mother
  08/29/12
...
Electric bat shit crazy water buffalo main people
  08/29/12
BROTHER IN THIS AMERICA OF 2012 ANYTHING THAT BRINGS IN DAT ...
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/29/12
"PLACATE YOUR CONSCIENCE BY TAKING A FEW EXTRA HOURS OU...
spectacular crackhouse
  08/29/12
BROTHER IT CAN BE AS SIMPLE AS INVITING THE 2 OR 3 NON MOUTH...
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/30/12
...
Transparent disgusting pisswyrm
  08/30/12
...
Hot brilliant base
  08/29/12
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Olive casino hissy fit
  08/29/12
hi hahaurfucked! wish me luck on the mcat so you won't be...
azure community account
  08/30/12
u'll need it
Internet-worthy Police Squad
  08/30/12
:(
azure community account
  08/30/12
GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED BROTHER!!! GET DAT ROAD AND STACK ...
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/30/12
Holy Fucking Shit. I have not laughed this heartily or th...
Ruddy balding cuckold senate
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/30/12
BROTHER YOU LITERALLY HAD ME IN TEARS FOR THE ENTIRE THREAD
Ruddy balding cuckold senate
  08/30/12
brother, thank you for all you have given in this thread, br...
Transparent disgusting pisswyrm
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! IT IS HARD WORK BUT THE TRUTH MUST B...
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/30/12
always, brother my brother!!!
Transparent disgusting pisswyrm
  08/31/12
*Thread receives UNESCO World Heritage Site recognition*
Free-loading Abode
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! STREETS NEED ME!!!
sepia stirring whorehouse
  09/15/12
Is there any dispute at this point that HHUF is the #1 poast...
sapphire brunch patrolman
  08/30/12
no hes awesome
azure community account
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHERS!!!
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/31/12
...
rebellious orchestra pit jap
  08/31/12
I gotta agree with the OP. My sister is about to graduate wi...
Titillating charcoal useless brakes degenerate
  08/31/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! YOUR SISTER IS BENEFITING FROM THE H...
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/31/12
A PhD in the humanities in only 5 years? Absolutely unheard ...
Sienna aggressive crotch cuckoldry
  09/02/12
I said north of 5 years. She had a tuition waiver and stipen...
Titillating charcoal useless brakes degenerate
  09/03/12
180, brother
heady effete therapy trust fund
  08/31/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/31/12
HAHAURFUCKED remains a lodestar of truth amidst the dead boo...
floppy alcoholic shrine trump supporter
  08/31/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! OUR NATION IS IN A SORRY STATE!!! I ...
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/31/12
HAHAURFUCKED - I left law school, and your posting played a ...
glittery volcanic crater hunting ground
  08/31/12
BROTHER YOUR REJECTION OF FAGGOT STRIVING, DEBT SLAVERY AND ...
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/31/12
"impotent bleating" = 180
wonderful office telephone
  03/13/13
thread title is hilarious
apoplectic parlor persian
  08/31/12
BROTHER THIS IS THE SEQUEL TO MY ORIGINAL DISCUSSION OF THE ...
sepia stirring whorehouse
  08/31/12
ELECTRONIC BOOGALOO
Drunken aromatic voyeur lodge
  02/05/15
LABOR DAY WEEKEND BUMP
Transparent disgusting pisswyrm
  09/02/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! I HAVE SPENT THE DAY ENJOYING THE FR...
sepia stirring whorehouse
  09/02/12
...
Self-absorbed wrinkle locus
  12/07/16
so much win in this thread
passionate stead newt
  09/25/12
I stand slack-jawed at the brilliance displayed in this thre...
abnormal smoky shitlib mood
  09/25/12
*HAHAURFUCKED posthumously awarded Nobel literature prize fo...
vigorous insanely creepy ticket booth
  03/13/13
...
Violet razzle new version
  06/22/14
this is the greatest thing i have ever read
180 pit
  03/15/13
Got my hopes up he was back. I never would have gotten ho...
red piazza elastic band
  06/22/14
same
Violet razzle new version
  06/22/14
As 485838175959 as HALFORD is, HAHAURFUCKED will always be t...
red piazza elastic band
  06/23/14
...
Supple Heaven
  06/22/14
THE BEST.
vibrant ruby locale scourge upon the earth
  06/23/14
Wow, this thread will save my life. 180
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dull skinny woman
  12/02/14
...
mustard self-centered masturbator rigpig
  12/02/14
...
mauve prole double fault
  12/28/14
It took me two years to fully internalize this, but I am so ...
stimulating dilemma
  12/28/14
FUKKING EPIC BUMP INTO THE YEAR 2015, Iibs FURIOUS
Transparent disgusting pisswyrm
  12/31/14
...
Underhanded coldplay fan forum
  12/31/14
Still one of the GOAT threads of xo happy new year, faggo...
Hairless stage
  12/31/14
...
insecure school idea he suggested
  12/31/14
never forget.
insecure school idea he suggested
  02/05/15
...
maroon aphrodisiac idiot indirect expression
  02/05/15
...
Puce Abusive Multi-billionaire
  02/15/15
every single one of my quasi smart ARE COUNTRY students (esp...
Underhanded coldplay fan forum
  02/15/15
Woke up this morning thinking of this thread title and lol'd
Drunken aromatic voyeur lodge
  05/02/15
...
Gay Indian Lodge Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/29/15
...
Drunken aromatic voyeur lodge
  09/21/15
OP still my GOAT poaster.
Galvanic fiercely-loyal library
  09/21/15
poast for poast undisputed goat poaster.
Razzle-dazzle slate meetinghouse philosopher-king
  09/21/15
I don't know if there is a close #2...UNCLE RUSLAN? who, fo...
Galvanic fiercely-loyal library
  09/21/15
i guess you could make a perverse case for trustafarian, but...
Razzle-dazzle slate meetinghouse philosopher-king
  09/21/15
I forget his debacle. fuaaaark. btw...I still refer to J...
Galvanic fiercely-loyal library
  09/21/15
i missed that one.
Razzle-dazzle slate meetinghouse philosopher-king
  09/21/15
...
Crimson Chapel
  12/07/16
*Falls to knees a la Sean Penn in Tree of Life*
Sickened Love Of Her Life
  09/21/15
...
Citrine station cumskin
  01/31/16
...
comical haunted graveyard codepig
  10/18/15
poasting has an opportunity cost
Self-absorbed wrinkle locus
  01/31/16
his words echo through eternity
henna depressive menage
  01/31/16
...
Self-absorbed wrinkle locus
  01/31/16
I thought that Al Jazeera USA shithole was closing down
multi-colored insane kitty
  01/31/16
'tis.
rose doctorate
  01/31/16
...
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  04/13/16
...
thriller wagecucks
  04/13/16
Please cum back
Navy fragrant jewess
  04/13/16
x2 - loved this poster.
razzmatazz jet-lagged spot
  12/07/16
All time great
dark bearded hospital pistol
  12/07/16
it was Don Jr
Ultramarine concupiscible plaza
  12/07/16
...
Crimson Chapel
  12/29/16
damn, so many old monikers I thought I was reading an archiv...
mentally impaired fantasy-prone business firm place of business
  12/29/16
He resurfaced in summer 2012 claiming he'd be poasting often...
Crimson Chapel
  12/29/16
poasting has an opportunity cost, brother
Grizzly talented point karate
  09/28/17
lmao adjuncts you're all going to die
Pale unhinged tank
  12/29/16
HHUF might have been a cyborg sent from the future to help g...
claret frisky candlestick maker
  12/29/16
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Hairless stage
  06/08/17
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pearl odious public bath
  08/30/17
can't stop laughing at this thread truly incredible scholar...
vivacious splenetic lettuce goal in life
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Crimson Chapel
  09/28/17
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Awkward Stain Really Tough Guy
  09/28/17
HAHAURFUCKED was a boart treasure
opaque step-uncle's house laser beams
  09/28/17
his insights now would be appreciated. he was great. GOAT ...
bateful white location french chef
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dull skinny woman
  08/02/23
2017 update: van dwelling, trick turning https://www.theg...
bright temple corn cake
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vivacious splenetic lettuce goal in life
  12/16/17
haha wow holy shit
Drunken aromatic voyeur lodge
  12/16/17
Holy fuck lmao Reminder: debt = poison. Low/no debt. Low ...
Hairless stage
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thriller wagecucks
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dark bearded hospital pistol
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vivacious splenetic lettuce goal in life
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maroon aphrodisiac idiot indirect expression
  07/24/19
Amazing thread. Wherever this dude is, I hope he is stackin...
Maize Church Building
  08/01/19
Every time I feel shitty about wagecucking I read this threa...
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Rambunctious Son Of Senegal Church
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great bump
confused startled personal credit line school cafeteria
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Jade Irradiated Ceo Kitty Cat
  01/08/23
I love these threads
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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

HOLY SHIT!!!!

http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/opinion/2012/08/2012820102749246453.html

READ IT AND WEEP!!!

NO TRUST FUND? PROLE FAMILY BACKGROUND? NOT A GENIUS???

IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, POSTGRADUATE DEGREES ARE NOT FOR YOU!!!

THINK YOU'RE A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE??? TRY YOUR PATHETIC STRIVING AND YOULL END UP SHELLING OUT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN THE VAIN HOPE OF CONVINCING A BOOMER TENURED FACULTY MEMBER AT A MIDDLING STATE UNIVERSITY THAT YOU DO IN FACT POSSESS "THE RIGHT STUFF"!!!

IVE SAID IT BEFORE AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN:

AMERICA IN 2012!!! THE DREAM IS DEAD!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438056)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:28 PM
Author: rebellious orchestra pit jap

180

You were greatly missed!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438280)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:31 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

BROTHER I APPRECIATE YOUR 180!!!

I TRY AND REMIND YOU ALL, POASTING DOES HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY COST!!!

GETTIN DAT PAPER MUST ALWAYS TAKE PRECEDENCE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438301)



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Date: March 31st, 2020 5:29 PM
Author: Hateful Greedy Field Fanboi



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Date: September 25th, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: passionate stead newt

but they keep raising tuition...where the fuck is it going if not toward faculty salaries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21655644)



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Date: February 12th, 2023 12:57 PM
Author: motley pea-brained fat ankles

Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#45923560)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:07 PM
Author: Dead Set Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438061)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:08 PM
Author: green reading party

The King Returns!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438072)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:13 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

INDEED I HAVE!!!

POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST, BUT THIS WAS JUST TOO GOOD NOT TO BRING TO THE ATTENTION OF MY BROTHERS HERE IN THE STRUGGLE!!!

ALWAYS REMEMBER: YOU DONT RISE FROM A PROLE BACKWATER MACARONI AND CHEESE UPBRINGING TO HIGHLY PAID AND PRESTIGIOUS TENURED FACULTY POSITIONS AT ELITE UNIVERSITIES IN ONE STEP!!!

IT TAKES GENERATIONS!!!

RAGS TO PRESTIGE IS NO LONGER A REALITY IN THESE HERE UNITED STATES OF 2012!!!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438126)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: Free-loading Abode

FROM A PROLE BACKWATER MACARONI AND CHEESE UPBRINGING TO

Can't stop loling from this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438205)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: green reading party

This is where TMF went wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438228)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:29 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

I HAVE ALREADY EDUCATED TMF ON THE ENORMITY OF THE MISTAKE HE MADE IN ATTEMPTING A "LEGAL CAREER"

FROM THE ARCHIVES, MY ADVICE TO HIM IS REPRODUCED BELOW!!!

[IN RESPONSE TO TMF'S PUZZLEMENT AT HIS LACK OF BIGLAW EMPLOYMENT]

"TIME FOR YOU TO FIND ANOTHER PROFESSION BRO!!!

THE ELITES GAVE YOU A CHANCE, SAW THE CUT OF YOUR JIB, AND DECIDED THAT YOU WEREN'T WORTH KEEPING AROUND

YOU ARE EASTERN EUROPEAN, CORRECT?

YOU DO REALIZE THAT UNLESS YOU ARE SOME SORT OF "GENIUS" AT HORRIBLY BORING HIGHLY TECHNICAL SCUTWORK, THAT THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE OF YOU ADVANCING TO ANYTHING RESEMBLING A RESPECTABLE LEVEL IN AN ELITE PROFESSION, DON'T YOU?

ITS TOO BAD,AND A REAL WASTE OF TALENT, BUT MOST AMERICANS FIND EE MALES EITHER "CREEPY" OR "COLD" OR "SHADY" - AND USUALLY A COMBINATION OF ALL THREE

LIKE I SAID, TIME FOR YOU TO FIND WORK THAT WILL ALLOW FOR YOU TO BE GAINFULLY EMPLOYED WITH SOME SEMBLANCE OF A CAREER TRACK...IF YOU ARE ANY GOOD WITH BASIC MATH, ACCOUNTING MAY BE A CREDITED PATH

SORRY FOR THE BAD NEWS BRO, BUT THIS IS AMERICA IN 2012!!! THE DREAM IS DEAD!!! "

ITS BEEN ALMOST 8 MONTHS SINCE I TOOK THE TIME TO EXPLAIN THE WAYS OF THE NEW WORLD TO THAT FOOL, AND STILL, "NO MOVEMENT"!!!

STRIVING IS A DISEASE BROTHERS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438287)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: green reading party

DEVASTATING 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438315)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

WELCOME TO THE MOTHERFUCKING HUNGER GAMES!!!

NO JOBS FOR SLOBS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438330)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: Glassy potus

1MUTHFUCKING80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438964)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Electric bat shit crazy water buffalo main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439160)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:18 PM
Author: rebellious orchestra pit jap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439324)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:22 PM
Author: Mischievous ocher rehab antidepressant drug

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439353)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Appetizing Indigo Sanctuary

you are a genius my brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21442189)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:24 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443159)



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Date: March 13th, 2013 12:19 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#22809624)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: Gay Indian Lodge Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804863)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 5:37 PM
Author: Violent Trailer Park

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32080403)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:35 PM
Author: Exhilarant Resort Coffee Pot

You'll get banned for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438332)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

FOR WHAT???

I AM MERELY BRINGING THE TRUTH TO THE PEOPLE!!!

MIKE WALLACE OF EDUCATION OVER HERE!!!

YOU CAN CALL ME 60 MINUTES!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438361)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 1:40 AM
Author: burgundy address

(Doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21440888)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:17 AM
Author: Transparent disgusting pisswyrm

180

you decimated him and left no remains.

#2012AmericaTheDreamIsDead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457615)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:17 AM
Author: mentally impaired fantasy-prone business firm place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32254073)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: nofapping den headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32691031)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:25 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

BROTHER IT IS THE TRUTH!!!

WE ARE RETURNING TO THE OLD WAYS!!!

BE MINDFUL OF THE NEW PARADIGM AND PROFIT WHEREVER YOU CAN!!!

STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY IN 2012!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438238)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:26 PM
Author: Free-loading Abode

you're always a 180 brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438251)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: azure community account

tbf i think my brother and i will end up much richer than our parents

my parents were super poor and TTT when we were younger (my mom is now lower middle class i guess, an nyc teacher, she started when i was like a young teen so she's tenured and has a good # of years)

my brother already has a really good job in IT and i have a degree from a good college and (good willing) will be a doctor. my dad doesn't even have a BA (he did attend a community college tho). so sometimes its possible to "jump" multiple rungs i think...

although i think our family might be special because my parents are old black people and i think they were artificially held back by being black. when my father was growing up in the 50s (he was born in 1937) poor black people didnt really go to college... 2 of his 12 siblings went to college and becaame lawyers but they were like geniuses and the ENTIRE family (like brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, cousins, great-nephews twice removed lol) sacrificed to buy them clothes, books, train tickets for vacations home, etc. i think if my parents were growing up in the 2000's instead like me and my brother they would have had real professions since they're pretty smart people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457678)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:44 AM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

BROTHER I WHOLEHEARTEDLY SUPPORT YOUR IMPENDING VALIANT RISE FROM THE ASHES OF THE WORKING CLASS!!!

READ MY PREVIOUS POSTS ON THIS HERE WEBSITE: I HAVE ALWAYS SUPPORTED THE DISCOVERY AND SOCIOECONOMIC ADVANCEMENT OF TRULY TALENTED INDIVIDUALS WHO THROUGH NO FAULT OF THEIR OWN HAVE FOUND THEMSELVES IN THE THROES OF PROLEDOM!!!

YOU AND YOUR BROTHER ARE TAKING SOBER, CREDITED AND RESPONSIBLE STEPS TO ADVANCE YOURSELVES!!! INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY AND MEDICINE COULDNT BE FURTHER FROM FAGGOT STRIVER POORDOM!!!

GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED BROTHER!!! MAY THE AMA FOREVER PROTECT YOUR RIGHTFUL POSITION IN THE UPPER MIDDLE CLASS!!!

AND IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT, YOU MAY ACHIEVE THE TRULY EXCEPTIONAL FEAT OF A TRUE RAGS TO RICHES RISE IN THIS HERE AMERICA OF 2012!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457764)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: azure community account

ty thanks

yea i just wanted to point out that some people are just from families that are poor/shitty through no fault of their own (like recent immigrants or something) but they go to college and grad school and get good jobs. my high school was FULL of asian recent immigrants so i know tons of people who parents like worked at a chinese restaurant as a waiter and they're a CPA or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457786)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:53 AM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

BROTHER PERHAPS YOU HAVE ME CONFUSED!!!

THOSE RECENT ASIAN IMMIGRANTS FROM RESTAURANT WORKING FAMILIES GETTING THEIR CPAS ARE DOING EXACTLY WHAT THEY SHOULD BE!!!

IT IS THE "FREE-THINKING" ASIAN IMMIGRANT KID FROM THE SAME BACKGROUND WHO DECIDES THAT INDEED HE HAS WHAT IT TAKES TO BECOME A TENURED PROFESSOR OF ANTHROPOLOGY THAT IS THE FAGGOT STRIVER POOR DESERVING OF RIDICULE AND SCORN!!!

THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF YOUR BIRTH ARE NEVER YOUR FAULT!!! BUT IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO RISE IN THIS HERE AMERICA OF 2012, YOU WOULD BE A FOOL NOT TO TAKE THEM INTO ACCOUNT WHEN SELECTING A CAREER PATH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457829)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: azure community account

so youre saying that if youre poor you should pick a "practical", lucrative career and only rich kids should go to art school and get PhDs in south asian history and stuff? yea i guess that makes sense. the poor people i know who did stuff like this are pretty fucked (they have to go home and/or work at chilis and stuff), whereas the rich kids just continue to be supported by their parents who pay for their nice apartments when they're unable to find a teaching position in african art or whatever. i was just responding to what you said about grad school in the op and also your point that it takes multiple generations to make huge jumps in economic class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457870)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:05 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

EXACTLY BROTHER!!!

AND IN THE VAST MAJORITY OF CASES, IT DOES TAKE MULTIPLE GENERATIONS TO MAKE A HUGE JUMP IN ECONOMIC CLASS!!!

YOU ARE A SPECIAL CASE AND I WISH YOU WELL!!!

COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS THAT YOU WERE NOT INFECTED WITH THE DISEASE OF FAGGOT STRIVING!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457913)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:06 PM
Author: azure community account

aww thanks hahaurfucked! keep fighting the good fight... you should have your own late-night infomercial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457925)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:18 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21458028)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: misunderstood geriatric yarmulke alpha

Your parents were artificially held back, and you're being artificially pushed forward. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21458287)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: rebellious orchestra pit jap

underrated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467365)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:11 PM
Author: adventurous blue bawdyhouse bbw

credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467398)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:30 PM
Author: rebellious orchestra pit jap

"I have one friend who was offered $5000 per course, but he turned it down and requested less so that his children would still qualify for food stamps."

HOLY FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438294)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:33 PM
Author: green reading party

5k/course is good coin for an adjunct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438321)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:42 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

IMAGINE HOW PATHETIC THAT EXISTENCE IS THOUGH!!!

NO INCOME STABILITY, NO BENEFITS, NO PROFESSIONAL DEVELOPMENT, NO OPPORTUNITY FOR ADVANCEMENT, AND NO OFFICE!!!

GROVELING AT THE FEET OF FAGGOT BOOMER ADMINISTRATORS EVERY SEMESTER FOR A NEW "CONTRACT" AND MAYBE A "COLA INCREASE!!!"

JUST A HOPELESS, DIGNITY-FREE LIFE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438384)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:45 PM
Author: green reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438410)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:18 AM
Author: Transparent disgusting pisswyrm

brother, you haven't ceased spouting the truth yet!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457625)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:47 AM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457782)



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Date: February 12th, 2023 1:07 PM
Author: motley pea-brained fat ankles

These are the people who were 100% ready to fall in line for “COVID” restrictions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#45923592)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: rebellious orchestra pit jap

"My father, the first person in his family to go to college, tries to tell me my degree has value. "Our family came here with nothing," he says of my great-grandparents, who fled Poland a century ago. "Do you know how incredible it is that you did this, how proud they would be?"

And my heart broke a little when he said that, because his illusion is so touching - so revealing of the values of his generation, and so alien to the experience of mine."

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438329)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:37 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

YES IT IS HEARTBREAKING, BUT THIS IS THE NEW REALITY AND NONE OF US POASTING HERE NOR THAT CHICK LAMENTING HER NEWLY-DISCOVERED WORKING CLASS HAND-TO-MOUTH EXISTENCE CAN DO ANYTHING TO CHANGE IT

FROM ANNOTATING GOETHE TO GRASPING AT STRAWS IN THE GHETTO!!!

WE CAN ONLY REMAIN VIGILANT AND PROFIT WHEREVER THE OPPORTUNITY PRESENTS ITSELF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438346)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Cobalt boltzmann

"FROM ANNOTATING GOETHE TO GRASPING AT STRAWS IN THE GHETTO!!!"

genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438365)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:20 AM
Author: Transparent disgusting pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457640)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:41 PM
Author: rebellious orchestra pit jap

hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438379)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: arrogant snowy space

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438936)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:47 PM
Author: Doobsian Regret Windowlicker

why doesn't this idiot just get a job in IT? at this point she might as well do some masters in MIS at a local TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438427)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:49 PM
Author: green reading party

Um, she's scholar bro. That's beneath her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438445)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:20 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

EXACTLY BROTHER!!!

TIME IN THE LIBERAL ARTS ECHO CHAMBER RUINS SLIGHTLY ABOVE AVERAGE IQ PROLE BACKGROUND INDIVIDUALS!!!

THEY START TO THINK THAT THEY ACTUALLY BELONG!!! THAT THEIR LIFELONG DREAM OF READING THE GREAT BOOKS TO BRIGHT EYED YOUNG UNDERGRADUATES ON A BEAUTIFUL LEAFY QUAD IS TRULY THEIR DESTINY!!!

AND EVEN WHEN THEY'RE AT THE END OF THE LINE, THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN TUITION, UNFUNDED RESEARCH EXPENSES AND OPPORTUNITY COST DOWN THE DRAIN, THEY DOUBLE DOWN AND THINK - BUT I WORKED SO HARD FOR THE DEGREE!!! SURELY THERE IS A POSITION FOR ME SOMEWHERE!!! I NEED ONLY CONTINUE SHELLING OUT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO ATTEND CONFERENCES AND MY SPARKLING PERSONALITY WILL COME THROUGH AND I WILL BE HIRED INTO THE ENGLISH LITERATURE DEPARTMENT AT CAL STATE LONG BEACH!!!

BUT REAL LIFE IS A CRUEL MASTER!!! AND YET, YEAR AFTER YEAR, THEY TAKE THEIR UNPAID "LEAVE OF ABSENCE" FROM THEIR PATHETIC "JOBS" AT BARNES AND NOBLE (OR EVEN BETTER, A LOCAL "INDIE" BOOKSTORE) AND TREK CROSS-COUNTRY TO KEEP THAT SLIM, FLICKERING FLAME OF HOPE OF A "SCHOLARLY LIFE" ALIVE!!!

THIS PATHETIC SAGA IS PLAYING OUT AT EVERY COFFEESHOP, BOOKSTORE, MICROBREWERY AND "SHABBY CHIC" RESTAURANT NEAR YOU!!!

AND EVERY YEAR, WHEN THEY RETURN WITH NO OFFER IN HAND, NO FAT PACKET DETAILING THEIR HEALTH PLAN AND RETIREMENT PACKAGE IN THE MAIL, AND SEVERAL THOUSAND ADDITIONAL DOLLARS IN CREDIT CARD DEBT, THEY TELL THEMSELVES "WELL THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR!!!"

REMEMBER BROTHERS!!! THERE IS NO NEXT YEAR!!!

THERE IS ONLY AMERICA IN 2012!!!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438725)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:23 PM
Author: rebellious orchestra pit jap

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438766)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: green reading party

COT DAMN, You're on fire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438780)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: vigorous insanely creepy ticket booth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439197)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:09 AM
Author: Free-loading Abode

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21441089)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 7:01 AM
Author: Hairless stage

"There is no next year." BRILLIANT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21441466)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:42 AM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

THE WORST IS WHEN ONE OF THESE DEBT ZOMBIES TELLS YOU THAT "ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME" BEFORE THERE IS A WAVE OF RETIREMENTS OF BOOMERS ACROSS ACADEMIA, THEREBY "OPENING UP SLOTS" FOR THEIR SORRY ASSES!!!

PROTIP: THERE IS NOWHERE FOR A FAGGOT BOOMER LIBERAL ARTS PROFESSOR TO GO IN THIS HERE AMERICA OF 2012!!! THEY WILL CLUTCH THEIR TENURED FACULTY POSITIONS WITH A DEATH GRIP UNTIL THEIR LAST BREATHS!!!

AND WHEN THESE FUCKING SCUM FINALLY PERISH, THERE WILL BE NO REPLACEMENTS HIRED FOR THEIR POSITIONS!!! THERE WILL BE NO MORE TENURED PROFESSORS OF ANTHROPOLOGY AT FLORIDA STATE UNIVERSITY!!! JUST 10 IDIOT FAGGOT STRIVER POOR MILLENIAL ADJUNCTS FOR $1000 A SEMESTER HIRED IN THEIR PLACE!!!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21441974)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:48 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Marvelous Home

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443272)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:58 PM
Author: haunting party of the first part

ha ha ha / oh wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443354)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:11 PM
Author: adventurous blue bawdyhouse bbw

Oh, and just to add a little more flavor to this whole story, a former Tallahassee resident wrote in to explain that Floyd's is a bar that is housed "in mini-mall next to a bowling alley and (I swear to god) the florida state anthropology department." Yes, the anthropology department at Flordia State University is in a strip mall.

http://deadspin.com/5086392/the-seminoles-vs-the-sigmas-a-blow+by+blow-account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467395)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:38 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

LOL BROTHER THIS IS 180 MATERIAL!!!

FLORIDA STATE IS EVEN MORE OF A FESTERING TTT THAN I EVER THOUGHT!!!

IMAGINE THE TRAVAILS OF A $1000 / SEMESTER ADJUNCT PROFESSOR OF ANTHROPOLOGY AT FLORIDA STATE UNIVERSITY!!! ROLLING UP TO THEIR STRIP MALL "CURRICULUM DISSEMINATION CENTER" IN A MOTHERFUCKING 1992 FORD ESCORT WITH BAD BRAKES AND A PASSENGER DOOR THAT ONLY OPENS FROM THE INSIDE, LITTERED WITH UNGRADED PAPERS, FAST FOOD WRAPPERS AND HALF-COMPLETED APPLICATIONS FOR PART-TIME CASHIER JOBS AT THE LOCAL BIG BOX RETAILERS!!!

UNBELIEVABLE GUTTER SHIT!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467608)



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Date: September 25th, 2012 2:37 PM
Author: adventurous blue bawdyhouse bbw

I could not be happier than to contribute in a small way to your ongoing string of 180 posts. Thank you, sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21655946)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: carnelian international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34317922)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Swollen alcoholic half-breed range

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#26844794)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: lascivious azn national

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443364)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 8:30 PM
Author: Puce Abusive Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21445604)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 11:16 PM
Author: vigorous insanely creepy ticket booth

contender for poast of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21455205)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST, BUT WHEN I MAKE TIME FOR IT I MAKE SURE XO GETS THE BEST!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21455964)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:17 AM
Author: Transparent disgusting pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457618)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: Transparent disgusting pisswyrm

LOL WOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457650)



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Date: September 25th, 2012 1:41 PM
Author: vigorous insanely creepy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21655632)



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Date: December 23rd, 2012 11:51 PM
Author: vigorous insanely creepy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#22303162)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling cruise ship

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804669)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: swashbuckling cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#29151038)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 3:30 PM
Author: wine excitant puppy property

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#29152230)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:31 PM
Author: Chest-beating orange market

It's great to see you're back and thank you so much for your intellectual philanthropy. We are not worthy of your earnest maxims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438846)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:34 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

IT FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK!!!

IN FIGHTING SHAPE FOR THE SEASON!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438873)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: Chest-beating orange market

you're doing God's work bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438962)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:40 PM
Author: Light up-to-no-good institution black woman

fuck, you need a website and a larger platform. you could be huge. I could see you running the gamut of talk shows and writing books. Destroying people on Real Time with Bill Maher, laughing with Colbert, getting lisp spit on you from Chris Matthews. The world could be yours to change!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438930)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:46 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

BROTHER I APPRECIATE IT!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438976)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:10 PM
Author: rebellious orchestra pit jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467388)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:42 PM
Author: Glassy potus

with the new mods and new jerb, i am prolly no longer poasting, but have to shout out the king of OFFICE CALISTHENICS. GOTTA GET THAT PUMP.

HINDU SQUATS!

PUSHUPS WITH MY TIE IN MY SHIRT LIKE WHAT?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438947)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

LOL HINDU SQUATS!!!!!

FROM SLUMDOG TO SUPERMAN!!!!!

KEEP IT THORO IN THE STREETS AND GET DAT PAPER UP!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438997)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Glassy potus

resistance bands in the office closet. can't have colleagues and clients not see me all swoll. Halps dat PAPER!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439080)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:00 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

MOST DEFINITELY FAM!!!

LIKE I ALWAYS SAY: NO JOBS FOR SLOBS!!!

OBESE??? HIT THE STREETS!!!

AMERICA IN 2012!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439129)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:02 PM
Author: Glassy potus

ROFLNIFICENT!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439144)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:43 AM
Author: pungent hall

so help me god i am crying so hard at this magnificent specimen of a subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21442292)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:34 AM
Author: Ruddy balding cuckold senate

...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457714)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: rebellious orchestra pit jap

"OBESE??? HIT THE STREETS!!!"

Ohhh, man. ROFLCOPTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467405)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Grizzly talented point karate

OBESE??? HIT THE STREETS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32080412)



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Date: February 12th, 2023 1:08 PM
Author: motley pea-brained fat ankles

Unacceptable fatphobia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#45923597)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Hairless stage

brutal, yet spot on.

my idiot family lost their entire fortune in the great depression and it's been small steps each and every generation

i've gone a bit further than my parents, and they a bit further than theirs

but ill never reach DAT ELITE STATUS in my lifetime

maybe in 2-3 generations if the momentum continues

fuck this gay earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21438995)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:57 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

BROTHER I AM SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FAMILY'S FALL FROM GREATNESS

BUT YOU CAN BE THE ONE TO RESTORE YOUR FAMILY TO ITS RIGHTFUL PLACE!!!

LET THE FAILURE OF YOUR ANCESTORS BE A WARNING TO YOU: STACK DAT PAPER AND STAY MORE LIQUID THAN THE MOTHERFUCKING OCEAN!!!

WHEN THE PANIC HITS, SWOOP AND SNATCH!!!

STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY IN THE MEANTIME BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439095)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:02 PM
Author: Hairless stage

you are probably the best poaster i've ever seen

keep fighting the good fight brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439145)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

I WILL FIGHT UNTIL MY DYING DAY!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439153)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:26 AM
Author: Transparent disgusting pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457673)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: vigorous insanely creepy ticket booth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439185)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 3:31 PM
Author: spectacular crackhouse

"AND STAY MORE LIQUID THAN THE MOTHERFUCKING OCEAN!!! "

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443600)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: vigorous insanely creepy ticket booth

Brother you could make 50 threads per day and it wouldn't get old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439008)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:57 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439099)



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Date: August 7th, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: Charismatic macaca university

Frog and Toad strike at the pedophile BLP, then melt into the shadows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#36574011)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:53 PM
Author: Histrionic sadistic house psychic

don't let this thread die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439060)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:14 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

NEVER, BROTHER!!!

NEVER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439270)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:54 PM
Author: Chest-beating orange market

oh what a timeless message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439072)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: Electric bat shit crazy water buffalo main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439240)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: Carmine Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21439288)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 1:40 AM
Author: Chest-beating orange market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21440889)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: buff filthpig foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#25796404)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: bespoke partner native

Law adjuncts always have another job or have some other means of support (ie retired or married to someone wealthy). UGs, normally bad ones, abuse adjuncts in non-practical subjects by making it a "career" to teach a half a dozen classes a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21441166)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:48 AM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

BROTHER THIS MAY BE TRUE, BUT DO YOU FORESEE MANY OF TODAY'S MEDIOCRE FEMALE PHD HOLDERS IN THE HUMANITIES LANDING WEALTHY HUSBANDS???

MAYBE IN YEARS PAST, WITH LOWER (OR NONEXISTENT) DEBT LOADS AND A STILL-CHEERY DISPOSITION DUE TO GENERAL AVAILABILITY OF EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES AND A FAMILY ECONOMICALLY ABLE TO SUPPORT THEM IN THEIR HUNT FOR SAID EMPLOYMENT

BUT NOW??? IN DEBT UP TO THEIR EYEBALLS?? WITH NO FAMILY MONEY FORTHCOMING??? STILL ROLLING AROUND IN THEIR 1995 VW JETTA FROM HIGH SCHOOL??? AND MAD AS FUCK BECAUSE OF THE UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS OF CAREER AND FINANCIAL SUCCESS FED TO THEM SINCE BIRTH??? GET OUTTA HERE!!! NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21442001)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:15 PM
Author: rebellious orchestra pit jap

"GET OUTTA HERE!!! NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!!"

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467435)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:54 AM
Author: lake clown

A copy of this thread needs to be sent to every high school guidance counselor in America.

This tweetblog will give you a neverending stream of 180s, but this world NEEDS you. You need a talk-radio show or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21441286)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:51 AM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

BROTHER MY MESSAGE MAY HAVE BEEN TOLERATED PUBLICLY IN THE AMERICA OF 30 OR 40 YEARS AGO, WHEN THE PEOPLE WERE MATURE ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND THE BASIC FACTS OF LIFE

NOW??? COME ON NOW WE KNOW IN THIS AMERICA OF 2012 THERE IS NOTHING MORE EVIL AND MEAN-SPIRITED THAN TELLING THE 870 SAT DULL-EYED MOUTHBREATHER WHO CAN BARELY STRING TOGETHER TWO SENTENCES THAT HE ISN'T "COLLEGE MATERIAL"!!!

AND SO THE BEAT GOES ON!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21442024)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: Hateful Greedy Field Fanboi

TELLING THE 870 SAT DULL-EYED MOUTHBREATHER WHO CAN BARELY STRING TOGETHER TWO SENTENCES THAT HE ISN'T "COLLEGE MATERIAL"!!!

Actual lol at that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21442051)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: laughsome people who are hurt

So damn true. In today's world, no one is dumb; they're just special. No one is fat or overweight; they suffer from a disease (seriously there is a "fat acceptance" movement). You say one bad thing about anyone, and you're a terrible human being. Politically correct folks took this whole "all men created equal" business a bit too far...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21453203)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 10:16 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

BROTHER AND IM NOT EVEN LOOKING TO DENIGRATE MOTHERFUCKERS, ONLY TO FIND THEM CAREER TRACKS AND VOCATIONS APPROPRIATE FOR WHATEVER IT IS THAT THEY BRING TO THE TABLE!!!

870 SAT MOTHERFUCKERS CAN STILL FRAME A HOUSE, WELD A JOINT OR MAINTAIN MACHINERY!!!

ALL OF THOSE VOCATIONS PAY MIDDLE CLASS WAGES AND DONT REQUIRE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN NON-DISCHARGABLE DEBT AND OPPORTUNITY COSTS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21454429)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: Electric bat shit crazy water buffalo main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21455397)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 3:56 AM
Author: Free-loading Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21441394)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 7:11 AM
Author: Out-of-control state turdskin

you're so mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21441468)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:53 AM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

JUST BRINGING THE TRUTH TO THE PEOPLE!!!

STRIVING IS A DISEASE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21442036)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:11 AM
Author: mind-boggling stag film pocket flask

$2100 per course-that's crazy

these people should just get jobs in a public school system with a union-no need to research, tenure after a few years, more money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21442115)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:20 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

MY BROTHER THIS SOBER, RESPONSIBLE AND CREDITED APPROACH TO LIFE WILL NEVER BE ATTEMPTED BY THESE FAGGOT STRIVER POORS!!!

FROM BIRTH THEY HAVE BEEN TOLD BY EVERYONE AROUND THEM THAT THEY CAN AMOUNT TO ANYTHING!!! REGARDLESS OF THEIR SIMPLY ABOVE-AVERAGE NATIVE INTELLIGENCE, LACK OF CONNECTIONS AND PATHETIC FAMILY "WEALTH" THAT USUALLY CONSISTS OF A COUPLE THOUSAND DOLLARS IN SOME POORLY MANAGED MUTUAL FUNDS AND AN UNDERWATER SUBURBAN TRACT HOME!!!

ADMITTING TO THEMSELVES THAT THEY ARE MERELY ABOVE AVERAGE, NOTHING SPECIAL, AND THAT THE PROPER PATH FOR THEM IS TO FALL IN LINE WITH THE FACELESS MASS OF TENURED PUBLIC SCHOOLTEACHERS GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING THEY HAVE EVERY BEEN TOLD AND EVERYTHING THEY BELIEVE ABOUT THEMSELVES!!!

ONCE A FAGGOT STRIVER POOR BEGINS THE JOURNEY DOWN THE NAVEL-GAZING LIBERAL ARTS GRADUATE SCHOOL PATH, THE ONLY RESULTS CAN BE WINNING THE LOTTERY (TENURED FACULTY POSITION AT A UNIVERSITY) OR ABJECT PROFESSIONAL AND PERSONAL FAILURE MANIFESTED IN LACKSADAISACAL PULLS OF THE ESPRESSO MACHINE AT YOUR LOCAL INDEPENDENT COFFEE SHOP!!!

ONCE THEY HAVE SEEN THE GLORY AND SPLENDOR OF THE FAGGOT BOOMER TENURED FACULTY THEY SO DESPERATELY HOPE TO JOIN, ANYTHING LESS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!

AND SO THEY TRY, TRY, TRY AGAIN, TRY UNTIL THEY ARE IN THEIR MID-40S AND ALL OPPORTUNITIES TO SALVAGE WHAT LITTLE REMAINS OF THEIR PATHETIC LIVES HAVE DISAPPEARED!!!

PICK ANY MAJOR METROPOLITAN AREA IN THESE HERE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND YOU WILL FIND THESE POOR SOULS!!!

THE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE LEGION!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443141)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:16 PM
Author: boyish parlour brethren

Bravo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470088)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:49 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470292)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:49 PM
Author: carnelian international law enforcement agency

I fucking laughed out loud at the espresso machine line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34317951)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:39 AM
Author: pungent hall

"Education has always been about one thing : churning out sheep so the rich can get richer. It takes about 15 years to totally break somebody's will and that is the length of time of the education system in the West."

LOL at this freeper bullshit

as an aside COT DAMN MAN WHERE U BEEN I MISSED YOUR COCK INSIDE AMERICA'S ASSHOLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21442269)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

BROTHER I HAVE BEEN STACKIN DAT PAPER!!!

REMEMBER THAT POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST!!!

GET RICH OR DIE TRYIN!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443088)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Marvelous Home

"My friend is an adjunct. She has a PhD in anthropology and teaches at a university, where she is paid $2100 per course"

"I have one friend who was offered $5000 per course, but he turned it down and requested less so that his children would still qualify for food stamps."

holy fucking shit boomers.

And we wonder why education is shit.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443215)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:35 PM
Author: startling mother

The only irony is that the vasTTT majority of XOXO poasters fall into the "fuct" category.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443222)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

BROTHER THIS IS WHY I BRING MY MESSAGE TO THE CITIZENS OF XO!!!

IT ISNT TOO LATE!!! GET A SKILL AND GET TO MOTHERFUCKING WORK!!!

STACK DAT PAPER AND LAUGH AT THE FAGGOT STRIVER POORS GETTING CUT DOWN BY THE HEARTLESS SCYTHE OF THE ELITE PROFESSIONS!!!

STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY IN 2012 BROTHERS!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443249)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:49 PM
Author: startling mother

It's just amusing to see that the very individuals falling into the "fuct" category are pretending that they are in fact, a part of the "in" crowd.

It's like a TTT degree holder laughing at other TTT degree holders.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443278)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:37 AM
Author: startling mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457452)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:25 PM
Author: startling mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21458070)



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Date: September 4th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: startling mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21494275)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 8:54 PM
Author: Cerise soul-stirring center death wish

brother you are fucking WISE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21453701)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21454383)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:38 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Marvelous Home

Even law, once a safety net for American strivers, is now a profession where jobs pay as little as $10,000 a year - unfeasible for all but the wealthy, and devastating for those who have invested more than $100,000 into their degrees. One after another, the occupations that shape American society are becoming impossible for all but the most elite to enter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443232)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

BROTHER NOW YOU HAVE THE INFORMATION!!!

TIME TO GET THE TOOLS, AND THEN YOU CAN PROFIT HANDSOMELY!!!

CHASE PAPER NOT PRESTIGE!!!

GET DEM DOLLAZ!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21443260)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 5:18 PM
Author: Hairless stage

So fucking true, and so fucking sad

This country smokes dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21444468)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:55 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

BROTHER I UNDERSTAND YOUR PAIN AT JUST HOW FAR DOWN THE TOILET OUR ONCE GREAT UNITED STATES OF AMERICA HAS GONE!!!

BUT IT IS OUR REALITY TODAY AND WE MUST ADJUST, ADAPT AND REORDER OUR ACTIVITIES SO THAT WE MAY STILL PROSPER!!!

PERHAPS FUTURE GENERATIONS WILL HAVE THE WHEREWITHAL TO REPAIR OUR ONCE MIGHTY REPUBLIC!!!

BUT FOR NOW...WE MUST STACK THAT PAPER!!!

STAY VIGILANT IN 2012!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21447164)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: pungent hall

180 use of "wherewithal" in a fully caps-locked cruise control cool poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21447364)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21447421)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 5:12 PM
Author: startling mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21444409)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 8:17 PM
Author: Hateful Greedy Field Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21445516)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: claret frisky candlestick maker

you're like the xoxo version of Zyzz.

Inspiring.

Thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21447291)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21447333)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: provocative nursing home preventive strike

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21447588)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: spectacular crackhouse

What is your stance on being an adjuct professor for a For-Profit University as supplemental income?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21452088)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: startling mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21452536)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 8:45 PM
Author: Electric bat shit crazy water buffalo main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21453648)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 10:18 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

BROTHER IN THIS AMERICA OF 2012 ANYTHING THAT BRINGS IN DAT HARD CURRENCY AND DOESNT GET YOU LOCKED UP IS FAIR GAME!!!

IF YOU GOT TIME AND THEY GOT DOLLAZ THEN MAKE THE TRADE!!!

PLACATE YOUR CONSCIENCE BY TAKING A FEW EXTRA HOURS OUT OF THE QUARTER TO SCHOOL THE BRIGHTEST OF YOUR STUDENTS ON THE NEW REALITY OF AMERICA IN 2012!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21454454)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: spectacular crackhouse

"PLACATE YOUR CONSCIENCE BY TAKING A FEW EXTRA HOURS OUT OF THE QUARTER TO SCHOOL THE BRIGHTEST OF YOUR STUDENTS ON THE NEW REALITY OF AMERICA IN 2012!!!"

DESCRIBE

Because I am fighting my guilty conscience every time I cash one of their checks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21455120)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

BROTHER IT CAN BE AS SIMPLE AS INVITING THE 2 OR 3 NON MOUTHBREATHING STUDENTS IN YOUR COURSE TO COFFEE, ASKING THEM ABOUT THEIR CAREER AND LIFE GOALS, AND NUDGING THEM ALONG A PATH THAT WILL BE FAR LESS DAMAGING TO THEIR FINANCIAL AND PROFESSIONAL HEALTH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21455952)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:31 AM
Author: Transparent disgusting pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457702)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: Hot brilliant base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21454389)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: Olive casino hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21455126)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: azure community account

hi hahaurfucked!

wish me luck on the mcat so you won't be writing about me in 4 years!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457646)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:22 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Police Squad

u'll need it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457656)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: azure community account

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457680)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:47 AM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED BROTHER!!!

GET DAT ROAD AND STACK DEM DOLLAZ!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457777)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:30 AM
Author: Ruddy balding cuckold senate

Holy Fucking Shit.

I have not laughed this heartily or this consistently at a poast in YEARS.

180 BROTHER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457693)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457784)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: Ruddy balding cuckold senate

BROTHER YOU LITERALLY HAD ME IN TEARS FOR THE ENTIRE THREAD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457805)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: Transparent disgusting pisswyrm

brother, thank you for all you have given in this thread, brother. Keep fighting the good fight!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21457980)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:19 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

IT IS HARD WORK BUT THE TRUTH MUST BE SET FREE!!!

AS ALWAYS, SEND ALONG ANY AND ALL FRESH TALES OF WOE!!!

IN THE MEANTIME, STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21458037)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: Transparent disgusting pisswyrm

always, brother my brother!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467643)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:29 PM
Author: Free-loading Abode

*Thread receives UNESCO World Heritage Site recognition*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21458103)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

STREETS NEED ME!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21585127)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: sapphire brunch patrolman

Is there any dispute at this point that HHUF is the #1 poaster here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21458372)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 2:37 PM
Author: azure community account

no hes awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21459263)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

THANK YOU BROTHERS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467203)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:01 PM
Author: rebellious orchestra pit jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467333)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:50 PM
Author: Titillating charcoal useless brakes degenerate

I gotta agree with the OP. My sister is about to graduate with a useless PhD in the humanities this year. It has taken her north of 5 years to get it. The only way she has been able to live is because my folks got loot. No loans no nothing. Her job prospects are terrible but it doesn't matter cuz my parents will provide for her. She just wants to be able to attend cocktail parties and start off sentences by saying oh while when i got my PhD from dat ivy league school....

My guess is she will never actually get a real job but just coast off my parents. It may not be fair, but life isn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21467691)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:01 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

YOUR SISTER IS BENEFITING FROM THE HARD WORK AND SHREWD MONEY MANAGEMENT OF YOUR ANCESTORS!!!

THIS IS THE ONLY SITUATION IN WHICH BECOMING A FULL FLEDGED FAGGOT STRIVER IS ACCEPTABLE!!!

FOR THE REST, IT IS AMERICA IN 2012!!! THE DREAM IS DEAD!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470002)



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Date: September 2nd, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: Sienna aggressive crotch cuckoldry

A PhD in the humanities in only 5 years? Absolutely unheard of. And she didn't have a tuition waiver and stipend?

sounds like BS bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21480780)



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: Titillating charcoal useless brakes degenerate

I said north of 5 years. She had a tuition waiver and stipend but that doesn't cover living expenses (car, apartment, going out, etc). My folks paid her cell phone bill and everything else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21485472)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:10 PM
Author: heady effete therapy trust fund

180, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470055)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:13 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470075)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:18 PM
Author: floppy alcoholic shrine trump supporter

HAHAURFUCKED remains a lodestar of truth amidst the dead boomer saharas of what used to be the american economy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470093)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:45 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

OUR NATION IS IN A SORRY STATE!!! I WISH IT WERE NOT THE CASE BUT IT WOULD BE IRRESPONSIBLE TO TELL THE PEOPLE ANY DIFFERENTLY!!!

STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470268)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:20 PM
Author: glittery volcanic crater hunting ground

HAHAURFUCKED - I left law school, and your posting played a major role in my decision. Thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470101)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:48 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

BROTHER YOUR REJECTION OF FAGGOT STRIVING, DEBT SLAVERY AND IMPOTENT BLEATING BRINGS ME GREAT JOY!!!

GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED IN WHATEVER PATH YOU HAVE CHOSEN!!!

STACK DAT PAPER AND STAY VIGILANT!!! YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO RISE WILL COME SOON ENOUGH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470284)



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Date: March 13th, 2013 10:53 AM
Author: wonderful office telephone

"impotent bleating" = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#22809191)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: apoplectic parlor persian

thread title is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470300)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

BROTHER THIS IS THE SEQUEL TO MY ORIGINAL DISCUSSION OF THE ADJUNCT PROFESSOR "LIFESTYLE"!!!

THE TRUTH IS SHOCKING!!!

LINK BELOW BROTHER!!!

http://lsd.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1323569&mc=89&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3cf130ce0df27de391e32ebb54ca1039

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21470345)



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Date: February 5th, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: Drunken aromatic voyeur lodge

ELECTRONIC BOOGALOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27255166)



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Date: September 2nd, 2012 12:12 PM
Author: Transparent disgusting pisswyrm

LABOR DAY WEEKEND BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21479429)



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Date: September 2nd, 2012 10:51 PM
Author: sepia stirring whorehouse

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

I HAVE SPENT THE DAY ENJOYING THE FRUITS OF MY LABOR!!!

I SHALL CONTINUE TO DO SO TOMORROW!!!

LET THIS HOLIDAY WEEKEND BE A REMINDER TO ALL THOSE WHO WOULD BE TEMPTED BY FAGGOT STRIVERY!!! NO MAN NOT BORN TO THE MANOR RISES WITHOUT TOIL, DETERMINATION AND HUMILITY!!!

STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY BROTHERS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21483698)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Self-absorbed wrinkle locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32080366)



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Date: September 25th, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: passionate stead newt

so much win in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21655865)



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Date: September 25th, 2012 2:38 PM
Author: abnormal smoky shitlib mood

I stand slack-jawed at the brilliance displayed in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#21655952)



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Date: March 13th, 2013 11:19 AM
Author: vigorous insanely creepy ticket booth

*HAHAURFUCKED posthumously awarded Nobel literature prize for this thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#22809297)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: Violet razzle new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#25796435)



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Date: March 15th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: 180 pit

this is the greatest thing i have ever read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#22821661)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: red piazza elastic band

Got my hopes up he was back.

I never would have gotten hooked on this shitbort if not for HHUF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#25796464)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Violet razzle new version

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#25796470)



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Date: June 23rd, 2014 6:27 PM
Author: red piazza elastic band

As 485838175959 as HALFORD is, HAHAURFUCKED will always be the GOAT for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#25804861)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Supple Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#25796485)



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Date: June 23rd, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: vibrant ruby locale scourge upon the earth

THE BEST.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#25804685)



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Date: June 23rd, 2014 6:43 PM
Author: Erotic dopamine principal's office

Wow, this thread will save my life. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#25804942)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: dull skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#26840745)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: mustard self-centered masturbator rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#26844784)



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Date: December 28th, 2014 8:35 PM
Author: mauve prole double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27013490)



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Date: December 28th, 2014 10:42 PM
Author: stimulating dilemma

It took me two years to fully internalize this, but I am so glad I saw the light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27014427)



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Date: December 31st, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Transparent disgusting pisswyrm

FUKKING EPIC BUMP INTO THE YEAR 2015, Iibs FURIOUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27028314)



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Date: December 31st, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Underhanded coldplay fan forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27028319)



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Date: December 31st, 2014 9:44 AM
Author: Hairless stage

Still one of the GOAT threads of xo

happy new year, faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27029838)



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Date: December 31st, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: insecure school idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27030063)



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Date: February 5th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: insecure school idea he suggested

never forget.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27255044)



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Date: February 5th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: maroon aphrodisiac idiot indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27255110)



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Date: February 15th, 2015 5:18 PM
Author: Puce Abusive Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27321317)



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Date: February 15th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Underhanded coldplay fan forum

every single one of my quasi smart ARE COUNTRY students (especially those who have returned to school in their 30s) wants a PhD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27321331)



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Date: May 2nd, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: Drunken aromatic voyeur lodge

Woke up this morning thinking of this thread title and lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#27807113)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 1:34 AM
Author: Gay Indian Lodge Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28433176)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: Drunken aromatic voyeur lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804664)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: Galvanic fiercely-loyal library

OP still my GOAT poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804736)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle slate meetinghouse philosopher-king

poast for poast undisputed goat poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804805)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Galvanic fiercely-loyal library

I don't know if there is a close #2...UNCLE RUSLAN? who, for the fuck we know, may be HAHAURFUCKED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804943)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle slate meetinghouse philosopher-king

i guess you could make a perverse case for trustafarian, but depends on how much he poasted before his infamous poast and how shock value counts for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804953)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: Galvanic fiercely-loyal library

I forget his debacle. fuaaaark.

btw...I still refer to JAPANESE FACTORY WORKER CALISTHENICS IRL. At one point, he linked to doods doing hindu squats and jumping jacks in hard hats in Japan as a reference. it's lols me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804961)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle slate meetinghouse philosopher-king

i missed that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28804965)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Crimson Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32080392)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Sickened Love Of Her Life

*Falls to knees a la Sean Penn in Tree of Life*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28805259)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:42 PM
Author: Citrine station cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#29722922)



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Date: October 18th, 2015 7:43 PM
Author: comical haunted graveyard codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#28995197)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Self-absorbed wrinkle locus

poasting has an opportunity cost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#29721772)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: henna depressive menage

his words echo through eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#29722731)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:13 PM
Author: Self-absorbed wrinkle locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#29722757)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:03 PM
Author: multi-colored insane kitty

I thought that Al Jazeera USA shithole was closing down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#29722688)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: rose doctorate

'tis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#29722718)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:15 PM
Author: Black at-the-ready quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#30263874)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: thriller wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#30264435)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 2:10 PM
Author: Navy fragrant jewess

Please cum back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#30264454)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 6:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz jet-lagged spot

x2 - loved this poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32080681)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 6:25 PM
Author: dark bearded hospital pistol

All time great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32080760)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 6:25 PM
Author: Ultramarine concupiscible plaza

it was Don Jr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32080758)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:06 AM
Author: Crimson Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32254066)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:15 AM
Author: mentally impaired fantasy-prone business firm place of business

damn, so many old monikers I thought I was reading an archived thread for a sec. amazing there are some bumpable HAHAURFUCKED threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32254071)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:22 AM
Author: Crimson Chapel

He resurfaced in summer 2012 claiming he'd be poasting often but aside from 2-3 beautiful vicious takedowns it was all a big tease :(

If not for HHUF threads I would have left XO after a few visits in 2011 and never looked back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32254080)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 3:12 PM
Author: Grizzly talented point karate

poasting has an opportunity cost, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34318594)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Pale unhinged tank

lmao adjuncts you're all going to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32254083)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 8:22 AM
Author: claret frisky candlestick maker

HHUF might have been a cyborg sent from the future to help guide us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#32254144)



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Date: June 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: Hairless stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#33506524)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: pearl odious public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34099461)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: vivacious splenetic lettuce goal in life

can't stop laughing at this thread

truly incredible scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34099472)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:39 AM
Author: Crimson Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34317000)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:09 PM
Author: Awkward Stain Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34317626)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: opaque step-uncle's house laser beams

HAHAURFUCKED was a boart treasure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34317937)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:50 PM
Author: bateful white location french chef

his insights now would be appreciated. he was great. GOAT POTUS still imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34317959)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:08 AM
Author: Magenta Nubile Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#35504271)



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Date: August 2nd, 2023 2:59 AM
Author: dull skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#46619639)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: bright temple corn cake

2017 update: van dwelling, trick turning

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/sep/28/adjunct-professors-homeless-sex-work-academia-poverty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34318174)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: vivacious splenetic lettuce goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34935034)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: Drunken aromatic voyeur lodge

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34935044)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: Hairless stage

Holy fuck lmao

Reminder: debt = poison. Low/no debt. Low monthly nut to cover. Passive income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#34935081)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:29 AM
Author: thriller wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#39705146)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:07 AM
Author: aquamarine vengeful boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#35504269)



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Date: August 7th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: Drunken aromatic voyeur lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#36573567)



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Date: July 2nd, 2019 4:28 PM
Author: dark bearded hospital pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#38474463)



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Date: July 24th, 2019 11:18 PM
Author: vivacious splenetic lettuce goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#38584207)



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Date: July 24th, 2019 11:18 PM
Author: maroon aphrodisiac idiot indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#38584214)



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Date: August 1st, 2019 12:29 AM
Author: Maize Church Building

Amazing thread. Wherever this dude is, I hope he is stackin dat paper!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#38621045)



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Date: August 25th, 2019 6:12 PM
Author: disrespectful hairraiser corner

Every time I feel shitty about wagecucking I read this thread. It has helped me tremendously over the years. TY, HHUF, wherever you are. TYVM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#38740584)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: non-physical computer



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#48933176)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: curious orchid digit ratio theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#38987026)



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Date: March 5th, 2020 8:34 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#39703201)



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Date: March 5th, 2020 8:55 PM
Author: copper theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#39703309)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:26 AM
Author: cordovan pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#39705138)



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Date: May 1st, 2020 1:34 AM
Author: saffron angry generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#40127575)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:09 AM
Author: razzmatazz jet-lagged spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#40585349)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: razzmatazz jet-lagged spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#40587529)



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Date: December 7th, 2020 9:50 PM
Author: Trip ivory nowag knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#41503917)



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Date: June 8th, 2021 5:14 PM
Author: Fuchsia weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#42594597)



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Date: December 15th, 2021 11:27 AM
Author: Fuchsia weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#43612821)



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Date: March 14th, 2022 8:13 AM
Author: Rambunctious Son Of Senegal Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#44144698)



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Date: March 14th, 2022 8:41 AM
Author: confused startled personal credit line school cafeteria

great bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#44144772)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 7:17 PM
Author: Jade Irradiated Ceo Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#45760860)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: carnelian international law enforcement agency

I love these threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#45760931)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 9:26 PM
Author: Jade Irradiated Ceo Kitty Cat

HARAURFUCKED was a bort treasure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#45761407)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 9:26 PM
Author: Jade Irradiated Ceo Kitty Cat

HARAURFUCKED was a bort treasure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#45761409)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 9:26 PM
Author: turquoise arousing round eye hominid

180 bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#45761412)



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Date: August 27th, 2023 5:46 PM
Author: Jade Irradiated Ceo Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#46722231)



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Date: June 17th, 2024 4:39 AM
Author: carnelian international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#47752918)



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Date: June 21st, 2024 2:27 PM
Author: beady-eyed sneaky criminal hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2#47766721)