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BATTLE of the ZOOMERGF candidates, who do you pick? (RSF)

Obviously RICHZOOMERGF has stormed into the top slot after c...
The Soo CR St. Barth JUGGERNAUT
  01/28/26
I think that only the chick who comes from family money can ...
American Cattle Goy
  01/28/26
The one who is currently at HEDGE FUND also comes from $ but...
The Soo CR St. Barth JUGGERNAUT
  01/28/26
Yeah but even having once been a wagie I think is a ding. Lo...
American Cattle Goy
  01/28/26
I’d like to find one I don’t want to cheat on wh...
The Soo CR St. Barth JUGGERNAUT
  01/28/26
But why wouldn't you? Even Bobby had Cheryl Hines, really no...
American Cattle Goy
  01/28/26
Feels like it just cheapens your entire marriage
The Soo CR St. Barth JUGGERNAUT
  01/28/26
Nobody feels this way on Day 1. But how are you gonna feel 3...
American Cattle Goy
  01/28/26
i like you as a poaster but i cant for a second understand h...
Goy Cattle
  01/28/26
Normally i’d agree and I was surprised but it seems it...
The Soo CR St. Barth JUGGERNAUT
  01/28/26
im btfo
Goy Cattle
  01/28/26
Believe me I thought my mindhold was also BTFO after years o...
The Soo CR St. Barth JUGGERNAUT
  01/28/26
Fakes are retarded and anyone getting them in early 20s is n...
the discombobulator
  01/28/26
They're never going to need to get up or be anywhere on time...
American Cattle Goy
  01/28/26
No she’s an analyst
The Soo CR St. Barth JUGGERNAUT
  01/28/26
Great well pick her and get her out of there so she stops ta...
the discombobulator
  01/28/26
She waffles between a finance lateral, an MBA (pref Stanford...
The Soo CR St. Barth JUGGERNAUT
  01/28/26
1 is a nightmare and full of shit. Run
fulano
  01/28/26
Explain friend
The Soo CR St. Barth JUGGERNAUT
  01/28/26
she going to be a bitch. having a shrew career is the worst ...
fulano
  01/28/26
I dont think it’s in her character to be a bitch and s...
The Soo CR St. Barth JUGGERNAUT
  01/28/26
I love men!
fernando mendoza
  01/28/26
We all do friend
The Soo CR St. Barth JUGGERNAUT
  01/28/26
#1 seems like the clear winner if you're looking for an actu...
gunneratttt gives free BJs to brocolli haired zoom
  01/28/26
#2 is not at all vapid if anything she has more interests an...
The Soo CR St. Barth JUGGERNAUT
  01/28/26
#2 seems like a no-brainer. if she's underweight, that means...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/28/26
Do both know about and support your poasting?? Also pls p...
Noblesse Oblige
  01/28/26
cq's also, what do each think of tennis?
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/28/26


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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: The Soo CR St. Barth JUGGERNAUT

Obviously RICHZOOMERGF has stormed into the top slot after coming out of NOWHERE. Completely didn't expect that, and have a lot of time with her planned in the future. However, prior to that, had a fairly long standing thing going with this other girl who was the CLEAR leader. Am I being too hasty in writing her off and going ALL IN on RICHZOOMERGF? Should I continue seeing both of them for a month or two and see who RIIIIISES to the top and make a decision by summer? WTF to do ZOZO? I will entertain further Qs but may not answer all.

Candidate #1

Age: 26

Height: 5'11'

Cans: BIG NATURALS

Hair: Blonde

Eyes: Blue

Face: 9+

Employment: Prefitigious hedge fund 

Best Qualities: Smart, sweet, conservative, racist, wants to be tradwife

Worst Qualities: Mildly autistic, indecisive, subpar areola, bad skier, prone to go off on tangents for flavor of the month interests that she then abandons.

CANDIDATE #2

Age: 25

Height: 5'9''

Cans: BIG FAKIES

Hair: Blonde

Eyes: Green

Face: 9+

Employment: Family money 

Best Qualities: Smart, sweet, caring, active, thoughtful, also based AF, kind, loves animals

Worst Qualities: Obsessed with her looks and maintaining them, not into partying AT ALL (don't want a party girl but maybe a little party sometimes), could gain 10lbs. 

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2#49626277)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: American Cattle Goy (American Cattle Goy)

I think that only the chick who comes from family money can truly understand you. A kid needs two parents who don't work. That way you get offspring that are fully descended from the leisure class. You wouldn't want the kids to have any possibility of knowing what it's like to strive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2#49626282)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: The Soo CR St. Barth JUGGERNAUT

The one who is currently at HEDGE FUND also comes from $ but not nearly as much as the other girl. She wants to quit work and be a stay at home mom in the future. Although she has some idea about opening a chain of pilates studios which sounds an awful lot like work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2#49626285)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: American Cattle Goy (American Cattle Goy)

Yeah but even having once been a wagie I think is a ding. Look at some of the classic American dynastic families, they've gone multiple generations of NOJERB. Very prestigious.

Also another thing you have to factor in is which one of them will you feel more comfortable cheating on in 20 years. Some day they'll be 40+ and you will still be able to date younger. Every guy does this just look at RFK and Olivia Nuzzi. Who will be better when it's time to cheat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2#49626297)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: The Soo CR St. Barth JUGGERNAUT

I’d like to find one I don’t want to cheat on when we’re oldmos!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2#49626429)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: American Cattle Goy (American Cattle Goy)

But why wouldn't you? Even Bobby had Cheryl Hines, really not bad for her age but still was texting explicit shit to 33 year old. Surely you're not above this at 70+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2#49626439)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: The Soo CR St. Barth JUGGERNAUT

Feels like it just cheapens your entire marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2#49626443)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: American Cattle Goy (American Cattle Goy)

Nobody feels this way on Day 1. But how are you gonna feel 30 years from now? You didn't like your wife at all after a couple of years. Now imagine how much less you'll like this chick after decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2#49626487)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: Goy Cattle

i like you as a poaster but i cant for a second understand how any guy over 35 can be remotely excited about a woman regardless of age even if shes a hymen inspected virgin

i get the illusion of having a young chick seem like shes into you for you is cool for the 1st few times but it gets old quikc and theyre literally all the same and the drop off is extremely noticable in zoomer chicks after 23-24 like exponentially.

maybe im an outlier natural who was getting bitches sincce like 1st grade and im just envious and wish i could give a fuck about this topic anymore, women are literally the least interesting thing for a late 30s man imo once their algorithm is figured out



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2#49626289)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: The Soo CR St. Barth JUGGERNAUT

Normally i’d agree and I was surprised but it seems it is still possible to meet girls that actually make you feel something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2#49626369)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Goy Cattle

im btfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2#49626377)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:59 AM
Author: The Soo CR St. Barth JUGGERNAUT

Believe me I thought my mindhold was also BTFO after years of birdbrains and a divorce but there’s hope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2#49626380)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: the discombobulator

Fakes are retarded and anyone getting them in early 20s is not wife material.

HF girl is in some bullshit marketing/HR role I assume?

Better to have a girl who understands the value of getting ur ass up and going to work, as long as she doesn't go overboard career shrewing.

Girl 2 with family money will be just as flippant and retarded about life as you PLUS the additional mental illnesses of being a young attractive woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2#49626299)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:40 AM
Author: American Cattle Goy (American Cattle Goy)

They're never going to need to get up or be anywhere on time ever again. It's a moot point. It's like saying King Charles ought to be gritty. It's never gonna happen so why bother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2#49626304)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: The Soo CR St. Barth JUGGERNAUT

No she’s an analyst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2#49626371)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:59 AM
Author: the discombobulator

Great well pick her and get her out of there so she stops taking a man's jerb.

What's each girl's thoughts on enthusiastic blowjobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2#49626379)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: The Soo CR St. Barth JUGGERNAUT

She waffles between a finance lateral, an MBA (pref Stanford), an role at a biotech startup (she has STEM background), being a stay at home mom and pilates. See for example: her negatives section.

Both are FOR it but #2 is certainly more skilled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2#49626385)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:40 AM
Author: fulano

1 is a nightmare and full of shit. Run

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2#49626302)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: The Soo CR St. Barth JUGGERNAUT

Explain friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2#49626372)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: fulano

she going to be a bitch. having a shrew career is the worst part bc shell errantly think she could have been someone if it wasnt for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2#49626387)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:04 AM
Author: The Soo CR St. Barth JUGGERNAUT

I dont think it’s in her character to be a bitch and she is INCREDIBLY submissive. She feels like she is obligated to strive for professional accolades due to where she is in life but she deep down wants to be a mom and pilates bimbo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2#49626392)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: fernando mendoza

I love men!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2#49626313)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: The Soo CR St. Barth JUGGERNAUT

We all do friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2#49626386)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:40 AM
Author: gunneratttt gives free BJs to brocolli haired zoom (gunneratttt)

#1 seems like the clear winner if you're looking for an actual human person. #2 is good if you want a complete mon-entity, but i dont think that's who you want raising your chileren and you'll probably get bored with her. the downside of having some annoying traits that all fully-fledged people have is expected, but it beats having some vapid nothing you'll get annoyed with for different reasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2#49626463)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: The Soo CR St. Barth JUGGERNAUT

#2 is not at all vapid if anything she has more interests and is up on more topics than #1, it’s just that #1 has a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2#49626465)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


#2 seems like a no-brainer. if she's underweight, that means she's less likely to get fat. not into partying at all is very good for a tradwife; means she's more likely to get knocked up quickly, and you need to get going on that asap.

the flavor of month shit with #1 is going to be extremely annoying. is #2's obsession with her looks a bad thing? seems like all her "worst" things are good things. her fake tits seem to be the only negative i see.

and i agree with what others said that you're better off with a fellow girl who is among the idle rich.

also, 5'11 is too ghastly tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2#49626483)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: Noblesse Oblige

Do both know about and support your poasting??

Also pls poast pics of both thakn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2#49626485)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


cq's

also, what do each think of tennis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2#49626488)