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went to the hospital via ambulance last night

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my ch...
snowy judgmental windowlicker
  06/06/25
Did they check your blood pressure?
slate abusive trailer park faggot firefighter
  06/06/25
yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back n...
snowy judgmental windowlicker
  06/06/25
No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation
anal lavender church selfie
  06/06/25
lol, can’t tell if flame
Hot property death wish
  06/06/25
They check blood pressure for literally everything
onyx bateful chapel
  06/06/25
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heady up-to-no-good plaza filthpig
  06/06/25
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crawly kitchen pocket flask
  06/06/25
Also, this is 40.
slate abusive trailer park faggot firefighter
  06/06/25
I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went fr...
snowy judgmental windowlicker
  06/06/25
if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit ...
Turquoise domesticated scourge upon the earth
  06/06/25
LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have ...
snowy judgmental windowlicker
  06/06/25
Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t ...
laughsome henna bbw
  06/06/25
I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I c...
snowy judgmental windowlicker
  06/07/25
You shit all over the Natural History Museum?
racy sadistic stage
  06/07/25
The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth
snowy judgmental windowlicker
  06/07/25
twist. you cant make this stuff up
Blue yapping degenerate
  06/06/25
u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even try...
Turquoise domesticated scourge upon the earth
  06/06/25
...
crawly kitchen pocket flask
  06/06/25
maintaining average weight is the secret to life
Blue yapping degenerate
  06/06/25
Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while ...
Massive hateful native
  06/06/25
I couldn't move from the back pain
snowy judgmental windowlicker
  06/06/25
Damn
Massive hateful native
  06/06/25
That's like a $10,000 bill.
crawly kitchen pocket flask
  06/06/25
not including tip
Blue yapping degenerate
  06/06/25
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Rusted keepsake machete school
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racy sadistic stage
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Sinister cerebral garrison
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onyx bateful chapel
  06/06/25
I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly
Rebellious Spruce Fanboi
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slate abusive trailer park faggot firefighter
  06/06/25
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racy sadistic stage
  06/06/25
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Turquoise domesticated scourge upon the earth
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Sinister cerebral garrison
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Fighting concupiscible address hissy fit
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Glassy Cruise Ship
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anal lavender church selfie
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Hot property death wish
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Appetizing Ticket Booth
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Unholy indian lodge
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cruel-hearted sweet tailpipe
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alcoholic library main people
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effete hall
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Fear-inspiring depressive faggotry
  06/06/25
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adventurous charcoal twinkling uncleanness
  06/06/25
LOL
supple nibblets dopamine
  06/07/25
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Filthy bat shit crazy useless brakes
  06/27/25
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racy sadistic stage
  06/27/25
he can pay in installments using klarna
Contagious cuckoldry marketing idea
  06/06/25
He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of...
Fear-inspiring depressive faggotry
  06/06/25
were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> ...
lemon pisswyrm national
  06/06/25
dingfagged with prescription advil
snowy judgmental windowlicker
  06/06/25
terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambul...
lemon pisswyrm national
  06/06/25
LJL I have insurance
snowy judgmental windowlicker
  06/06/25
are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when ...
racy sadistic stage
  06/06/25
You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just ...
lemon pisswyrm national
  06/06/25
What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it wa...
crawly kitchen pocket flask
  06/06/25
I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the w...
snowy judgmental windowlicker
  06/06/25
Dirte tp is moving?
Blue yapping degenerate
  06/06/25
Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a mas...
cruel-hearted sweet tailpipe
  06/06/25
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Big Stain Becky
  06/06/25
same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the b...
Blue yapping degenerate
  06/06/25
u cant, ur back
Histrionic space doctorate
  06/06/25
glad everything turned out alright.
rose swashbuckling jew
  06/06/25
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heady up-to-no-good plaza filthpig
  06/06/25
um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?
Sinister cerebral garrison
  06/06/25
the location and sharpness of pain
snowy judgmental windowlicker
  06/06/25
ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier give...
Sinister cerebral garrison
  06/06/25
Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my ba...
Low-t stead giraffe
  06/06/25
...
snowy judgmental windowlicker
  06/06/25
Expected disco to be the OP
Appetizing Ticket Booth
  06/06/25
both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSL...
Glassy Cruise Ship
  06/06/25
Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at lea...
alcoholic library main people
  06/06/25
Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread
cruel-hearted sweet tailpipe
  06/06/25
Expected it to be a kidney stone
coiffed pontificating public bath
  06/06/25
sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind...
Gaped Base Nowag
  06/06/25
The HOG was on the toilet
Rebellious Spruce Fanboi
  06/06/25
Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?
electric light tank
  06/06/25
Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me a...
snowy judgmental windowlicker
  06/07/25


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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: snowy judgmental windowlicker

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my chest. they thought it was a pulmonary embolism at first. turns out it was just back pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991819)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: slate abusive trailer park faggot firefighter

Did they check your blood pressure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991822)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: snowy judgmental windowlicker

yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back negative, including the CT and chest x-ray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991831)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: anal lavender church selfie

No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991994)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Hot property death wish

lol, can’t tell if flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992068)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: onyx bateful chapel

They check blood pressure for literally everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992339)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: heady up-to-no-good plaza filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48993016)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: crawly kitchen pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48993051)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: slate abusive trailer park faggot firefighter

Also, this is 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991823)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: snowy judgmental windowlicker

I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went from 10/10 pain to 0/10 pain almost instantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991833)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Turquoise domesticated scourge upon the earth

if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit junkie i will laugh so hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991838)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: snowy judgmental windowlicker

LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have only had them twice in my life: once when I had knee surgery and the other time last night. Yeah, it took the pain away, but it also wasn't a feeling I'd like to repeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991848)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: laughsome henna bbw

Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t imagine not liking that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992346)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: snowy judgmental windowlicker

I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I couldn't shit for a week until one day for no reason at all It Happened on the 26th day of the month of July in the 2016th year of our Lord at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC. That moment was unforgettable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48994548)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: racy sadistic stage

You shit all over the Natural History Museum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48994549)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: snowy judgmental windowlicker

The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48994583)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Blue yapping degenerate

twist. you cant make this stuff up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991851)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Turquoise domesticated scourge upon the earth

u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even trying to insult you like i usually am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991834)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: crawly kitchen pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991843)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Blue yapping degenerate

maintaining average weight is the secret to life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991854)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Massive hateful native

Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while back that you just need aspirin, and start the drive to the hospital asap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991837)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: snowy judgmental windowlicker

I couldn't move from the back pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991845)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Massive hateful native

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991853)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: crawly kitchen pocket flask

That's like a $10,000 bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991846)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Blue yapping degenerate

not including tip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991855)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Rusted keepsake machete school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991861)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: racy sadistic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991868)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Sinister cerebral garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991960)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: onyx bateful chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992342)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Rebellious Spruce Fanboi

I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991900)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: slate abusive trailer park faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991909)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: racy sadistic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991914)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Turquoise domesticated scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991939)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Sinister cerebral garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991962)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Fighting concupiscible address hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991985)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Glassy Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991991)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: anal lavender church selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991995)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Hot property death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992070)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Appetizing Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992078)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Unholy indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992084)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: cruel-hearted sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992109)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: alcoholic library main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992136)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: effete hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992266)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring depressive faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992399)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: adventurous charcoal twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48993876)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: supple nibblets dopamine

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48994925)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Filthy bat shit crazy useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#49055364)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: racy sadistic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#49055366)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Contagious cuckoldry marketing idea

he can pay in installments using klarna

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991963)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring depressive faggotry

He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of his three jobs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992400)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: lemon pisswyrm national

were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> and they gave you aspirin or some shit. please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991847)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: snowy judgmental windowlicker

dingfagged with prescription advil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991852)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: lemon pisswyrm national

terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambulance bill of $10,000 and don't put it on us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991913)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: snowy judgmental windowlicker

LJL I have insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991917)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: racy sadistic stage

are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when they inevitably refuse to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991989)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: lemon pisswyrm national

You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just put it in my initial post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992100)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: crawly kitchen pocket flask

What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it was because I pulled something or was doing a bunch of unusual movements the previous day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991850)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: snowy judgmental windowlicker

I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991856)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Blue yapping degenerate

Dirte tp is moving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991863)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: cruel-hearted sweet tailpipe

Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a massive toilet-destroying shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992116)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Big Stain Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992340)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Blue yapping degenerate

same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the back area. radiating pain sounds like you pulled a nerve or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991858)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Histrionic space doctorate

u cant, ur back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991903)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: rose swashbuckling jew

glad everything turned out alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991957)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: heady up-to-no-good plaza filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48993019)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Sinister cerebral garrison

um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991966)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: snowy judgmental windowlicker

the location and sharpness of pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991976)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Sinister cerebral garrison

ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier given the scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991997)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Low-t stead giraffe

Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my back" situation for bad backmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992203)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: snowy judgmental windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992207)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Appetizing Ticket Booth

Expected disco to be the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992077)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Glassy Cruise Ship

both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992082)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: alcoholic library main people

Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at least as fat as DF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992139)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: cruel-hearted sweet tailpipe

Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992105)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: coiffed pontificating public bath

Expected it to be a kidney stone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992795)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Gaped Base Nowag

sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind? did u have anyone to help u get medical assistance/advice before the ambulance arrived?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992906)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Rebellious Spruce Fanboi

The HOG was on the toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48993017)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: electric light tank

Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48993047)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: snowy judgmental windowlicker

Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me about the ol' trauma handshake where they shove their hand into your ass, grab your prostate, and simultaneously squeeze your dick. It's apparently a test to see if you're alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48994921)