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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
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  06/30/25
wow lol
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Iridescent faggotry
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
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  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
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  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Claret nowag
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
razzle jet school cafeteria codepig
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
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  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
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  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
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I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
insanely creepy slimy mental disorder step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
razzle jet school cafeteria codepig
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Boyish Carnelian School Useless Brakes
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
ivory french center idiot
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
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  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
razzle jet school cafeteria codepig
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
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  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
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  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
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  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Deranged Orange Home
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
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  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
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insanely creepy slimy mental disorder step-uncle's house
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
ivory french center idiot
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
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  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
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  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
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  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
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  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
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  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
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  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: razzle jet school cafeteria codepig

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: harsh casino liquid oxygen

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Iridescent faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: harsh casino liquid oxygen

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: razzle jet school cafeteria codepig

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Claret nowag

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: razzle jet school cafeteria codepig

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: flirting really tough guy

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Boyish Carnelian School Useless Brakes

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: harsh casino liquid oxygen

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: insanely creepy slimy mental disorder step-uncle's house

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: razzle jet school cafeteria codepig

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Boyish Carnelian School Useless Brakes

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: ivory french center idiot

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: harsh casino liquid oxygen

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: razzle jet school cafeteria codepig

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: maroon selfie heaven

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Heady yapping location

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: seedy senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Sticky Underhanded Dilemma New Version

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: razzle jet school cafeteria codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Deranged Orange Home

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: nudist bateful field

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: citrine kink-friendly newt

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: insanely creepy slimy mental disorder step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: ivory french center idiot

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: house-broken fluffy voyeur library

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: nudist bateful field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Odious Lime Property Pocket Flask

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: concupiscible feces nursing home

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: clear sweet tailpipe

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Histrionic hyperactive church french chef

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: dashing internet-worthy base

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Saffron roast beef toaster

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065360)