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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Swashbuckling stead
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
yapping vibrant corner goyim
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
Swashbuckling stead
  08/01/25
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Bateful orchestra pit mood
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
Lascivious bistre chapel degenerate
  08/02/25
rip
big-titted narrow-minded business firm elastic band
  08/02/25
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yapping vibrant corner goyim
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
crawly immigrant
  08/01/25
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Olive Apoplectic Alpha Abode
  08/01/25
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Swashbuckling stead
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
adulterous indirect expression
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Swashbuckling stead
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Aggressive Galvanic Home
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
thriller submissive spot
  08/01/25
yes
Aggressive Galvanic Home
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Aggressive Galvanic Home
  08/01/25
?
Swashbuckling stead
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
thriller submissive spot
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
Olive Apoplectic Alpha Abode
  08/01/25
Sick
Swashbuckling stead
  08/01/25
...
Aggressive Galvanic Home
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
Impressive idiot
  08/02/25
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infuriating personal credit line
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Aggressive Galvanic Home
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
big-titted narrow-minded business firm elastic band
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Swashbuckling stead
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
Impressive idiot
  08/02/25
Hdy
Swashbuckling stead
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
fragrant useless brakes menage
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
Slate Friendly Grandma
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
navy tank
  08/02/25
Titcr
massive amethyst church faggotry
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Swashbuckling stead
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
navy tank
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
Swashbuckling stead
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
misanthropic zippy senate macaca
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
navy tank
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
Mind-boggling pearly ticket booth juggernaut
  08/02/25
...
pale internal respiration
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
soul-stirring idea he suggested
  08/02/25
...
Bronze razzle-dazzle station famous landscape painting
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
Hairraiser church building
  08/02/25
?
Swashbuckling stead
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
disturbing love of her life
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Swashbuckling stead

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: yapping vibrant corner goyim

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling stead

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: Bateful orchestra pit mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: Lascivious bistre chapel degenerate

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: big-titted narrow-minded business firm elastic band

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: yapping vibrant corner goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: crawly immigrant

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Olive Apoplectic Alpha Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Swashbuckling stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: adulterous indirect expression

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Swashbuckling stead

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Aggressive Galvanic Home

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: thriller submissive spot

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Aggressive Galvanic Home

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Aggressive Galvanic Home

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Swashbuckling stead

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: thriller submissive spot

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Olive Apoplectic Alpha Abode

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Swashbuckling stead

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Aggressive Galvanic Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Impressive idiot

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: infuriating personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Aggressive Galvanic Home

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: big-titted narrow-minded business firm elastic band

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Swashbuckling stead

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Impressive idiot

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Swashbuckling stead

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: fragrant useless brakes menage

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Slate Friendly Grandma

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: navy tank

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: massive amethyst church faggotry

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Swashbuckling stead

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: navy tank

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Swashbuckling stead

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: misanthropic zippy senate macaca

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: navy tank

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: Mind-boggling pearly ticket booth juggernaut

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: pale internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: soul-stirring idea he suggested

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: Bronze razzle-dazzle station famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Hairraiser church building

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Swashbuckling stead

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: disturbing love of her life

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151922)