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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:33 PM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube Edit (see subthread with all the blank bumps, promise is a promise):
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3748444/Erect-penis-sizes-compared-world.html
Thx to that pumo, TMF and others for going heavy with the insecticide when nyuug got uppity ITT |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:46 PM Author: soggy filthpig he's hung (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506048) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:09 PM Author: Excitant Light Old Irish Cottage Water Buffalo LOL at the entire world knowing that korean “men” all have puny impotent sickly yellow SCIENCE-VERIFIED little critdicks, just LOLLERCAUST (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40531893) |
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Date: September 17th, 2020 12:10 AM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40933219) |
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Date: June 6th, 2021 2:03 PM Author: bright balding internal respiration electric furnace im loling at this map. korean and indian "men" literally have an average penis of 3.7 inches. half their population probably smaller than this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#42582921) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2020 12:20 AM Author: Carnelian Jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40532619) |
Date: June 27th, 2020 4:42 PM Author: Spectacular Striped Hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506035) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:48 PM Author: Onyx Mother do u date anymore now that you have herpes? do u disclose your condition before u fuck girls? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506063) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:54 PM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube I’m married, it was the first time I’ve cheated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506085) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:55 PM Author: jade locus toaster Howd you explain the sores on your dick to old lady (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506094) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:58 PM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube No idea, just found out this was herpes. any suggestions? We rarely fuck anymore. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506109) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:08 PM Author: jade locus toaster Divorce. Never fuck her again if you think she's clean. Your knowledge could create legal liability. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506182) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:12 PM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube Yeesh, steep price tag for one 20-min drunken fuckfest (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506206) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:13 PM Author: jade locus toaster One wrong move. Never tell her what you did. Ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506210) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:16 PM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube Can’t i give it to her then claim she gave it to me? How would anyone prove who had it first? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506222) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:19 PM Author: Onyx Mother under the bartell test court’s presume that the male gave the std to the female unless the male can prove otherwise. so you’d probably be fucked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506242) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:20 PM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube wtf never heard of that is that a real thing? in every state? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506249) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:21 PM Author: Onyx Mother it’s the majority rule but there are states that haven’t adopted it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506257) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 6:12 AM Author: Stirring Cheese-eating Dysfunction Pozpig the oceanic law (adopted 60 degrees north of the original mason Dixon line) says that all STDs are equally split 50/50 if given by the female to male, but if male to female the wife can claim 75 percent of all belongs off the rip (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40508956) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:21 PM Author: Mewling market Lol wtf kind of “test” is that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506254) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:04 AM Author: Contagious canary roommate hospital 180 as fuck poast with the fake case name and everything.
This is how it's done. |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:28 PM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube Lol, in-house has cost me my killer instinct i guess... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40510576) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:56 AM Author: crimson business firm Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40525998) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:20 PM Author: jade locus toaster You said you "just found out" though. You willing to lie under oath? If you got tested that would come out in discovery. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506253) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:22 PM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube about this, sure, why not if no one can prove otherwise?
(if it comes to it of course which I’m hoping won’t happen) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:23 PM Author: jade locus toaster If you got tested then ur fucked. You have actual knowledge and theres a paper trail. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506263) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:29 PM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube Oh, I didn’t get tested by a doctor yet. I just have sores breaking out that are identical to most pics of herpes online.
Yesterday I asked my sister in law (on the phone) point blank if she by any chance has herpes and long story short she said yes, she does. she’s a total hooer so am not surprised at all.
So as relates to this subthread, there is no paper trail. But there are these really itchy and somewhat painful sores on my dick, and I’m trying to zero in on what my practical options are for either hiding them from or explaining them to my wife. |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:31 PM Author: jade locus toaster Either disclose or divorce. Do not give her herpes without her knowledge. Your sister in law is also a potential witness against you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506298) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:25 PM Author: seedy public bath get on valtrex...from what I've heard most people only have one outbreak and never have to deal with it again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507227) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:46 PM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube First useful reply from anyone ITT, thanks Bob (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507338) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:02 PM Author: seedy public bath np, if you don't get on valtrex, it'll clear up on its own, but will take way longer. With valtrex you should be good to go within a week. Nothing to stress or worry about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507406) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 6:14 PM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube She’s always been unsubtly flirty with me, and as the crowd was mostly thinned out at the end of a BBQ wife and I hosted (weekend before the fraudvirus lockdowns happened) she very drunkenly flopped down on the couch across from me (I was watching tv alone, pretty drunk myself) and started making stupid small talk as she brazenly flashed her commando pussy.
My marriage has been going downhill for a while now and even though she’s pushing 30 and has the aura of skank around her bigtime, my SiL is still basically a hotter, thinner, younger, non-shrewy version of my wife and I’d definitely jerked it to her more than once over the past decade.
After putting on this slutshow (which I’d stopped trying to pretend i didn’t notice after the first few mins) for a while, she got up and went to the fridge, then called out my name followed by a question about whether we had any more Prosecco.
I knew there were 3 bottles of Prosecco in plain sight on the top shelf, so while it took me a few drunk seconds, I was able to connect the dots at that point re: what was about to happen.
I hesitated for a moment, then looked at the big fucking grownup party mess inside and outside that my I knew my wife had no intention of cleaning at all, and went to the kitchen.
Of course once I got close enough to the fridge to point to the obvious location of the Prosecco bottles, she backed her juicy sundress-clad ass into the excruciating hardon I’d been suffering with since a minute after she’d sat down in the living room and “absentmindedly” spread her legs.
I started kissing her and kneading her tits, then started fingering her which I continued doing as we staggered into the laundry room just off the kitchen where we did various sick raw shit for the next 15-20 mins that ended with me cumming in her mouth and her swallowing.
Wife was giving our 3 year-old daughter a bath (which actually means leaving her to turn into a prune in the bath for 45 mins or more while wife plays with her cell phone in bed) while all this was going on. |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 6:23 PM Author: Vigorous principal's office weed whacker You fucked your wife's sister in your house while your wife and your kids were home? Just trying to make sure I understand this story. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506448) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 6:24 PM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube Yes. I live in a big McMansion in the exurbs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506453) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 6:26 PM Author: Vigorous principal's office weed whacker Wtf, how big is your house? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506467) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 6:34 PM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube 4500 square feet on a 1.5 acre lot, 5BR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506493) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:17 PM Author: Vigorous principal's office weed whacker Hmmmmm... So I have a 2800 sq ft home, but even with 4500 sq ft, how confident were you that your wife and kids wouldn't be like "Hai Tony, what are you up tooooooo, OH MY GAWD TONY?!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506642) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:29 PM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube See above re: bathtime.
Very well-established routine - as soon as each of our kids was old enough to (probably) not drown if left alone in the tub, she would just toss them in (hopefully wouldn’t forget to put in bath toys too) and then cuddle up in bed for an hour or so of MUCH DESERVED ME TIME which nowadays means being glued to her iPhone reading “mommy blogs” and Facebook and buying garbage on amazon.
(It used to mean nagging or haranguing me about her various and endless birdbrain insecurities and grievances back when I was dumb enough to be in the bedroom after she dropped the kid(s) in the tub, but now I know to be far far away once the water starts running.)
My other (older) kids were still playing in the yard, loaded up with sugar and burning off the high. I did consider for a second the possibility one of them would come into the kitchen for a drink or something and hear the various filthy noises emanating from the laundry room, but 1) there’s a (closer to the yard) fridge in the garage stocked with their favorite stuff and 2) as I stuck my cock into my SiL’s astonishingly wet snatch from behind (she was bent over the front of the washer) i reached out and turned the washer and also the dryer on in hopes of drowning out sound on the off chance someone wandered into the kitchen lmao |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 8:17 PM Author: Galvanic sooty site black woman 180
May as well start boning her on the reg, assuming she’s down. Sounds like your marriage was done here anyway and it’s not like you can get double herpes! |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 8:38 PM Author: wonderful senate pistol It sounds like you’re a more successful and Chadly (but equally hapless and equally destined to end up pwned by life) version of spaceporn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507028) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:22 PM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube Extremely harsh but incredibly fair, fml
though for the record both my sons are 100% my biological offspring and never have I ever squanched them |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:29 PM Author: seedy public bath you get a paternity test? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507244) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:54 PM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube Of course not but for numerous unassailable reasons I’m not going to go into because this “question” is irrelevant to this thread, there’s 0 chance any of my 4 kids aren’t genetically mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507362) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:29 PM Author: seedy public bath I trust your judgment. I don't have kids yet. But, I figure I'll be a paternity testmo. I'm trying to figure out how I'd go about getting paternity tests done stealthily (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507532) |
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Date: June 6th, 2021 2:11 PM Author: bright balding internal respiration electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#42582945) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:20 PM Author: Charismatic massive boltzmann dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507818) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 12:30 AM Author: Out-of-control really tough guy Lmao, i was thinking as I read this “this guy is like a slightly (or not-slightly) weaker and more beta version of Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro tp” and I still think that but your assessment is also spot on. Jfc at this place (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40508188) |
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Date: June 29th, 2020 1:09 AM Author: turquoise hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40513320) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:26 PM Author: Vigorous principal's office weed whacker Can't lie, I'm impressed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507230) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:34 PM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube In case it wasn’t clear or clearly-inferable, the master bedroom and the bathroom where the kids take baths are upstairs and far on the other side of the house from the kitchen and laundry room.
There was 0 chance of her hearing anything from there, and - again this is from my extensive experience - less than 1% chance of her dragging her lazy ass out of the bedroom anytime in the 30-45 minutes after I made my now-highly-regretted decision to fuck her slutty herpetic little sister’s brains out. |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:40 PM Author: tan wild forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507601) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 10:42 AM Author: Brilliant Range Half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#47086207) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:57 PM Author: Out-of-control really tough guy Definitely heard that in Carmela Soprano’s shrill screech (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40508006) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:00 PM Author: indigo floppy legend my house is 5800 sq ft and i wouldn't DREAM of doing this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507712) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:05 PM Author: Vigorous principal's office weed whacker My wife has a cute sis and OP's story is nuts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507740) |
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Date: November 14th, 2020 6:00 AM Author: Learning disabled dashing church psychic both thought about it though, eh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#41363627) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 6:24 PM Author: razzle cruise ship lolwtf u kinda deserve it breh ONE | WRONG | MOVE |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:10 PM Author: Maniacal gas station This is pretty hot as I’ve wanted to fuck my wifes sister under similar circumstances. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506604) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:22 PM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube Well if the opportunity ever comes along, protip: ask the slut if she has herpes first! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506665) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:11 PM Author: Spectacular Striped Hyena B O L D (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506608) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:15 PM Author: Vigorous principal's office weed whacker D A R I N G (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506631) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 8:40 PM Author: amethyst parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507035) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:09 PM Author: nubile wine state associate High quality post, thank you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507157) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 11:50 AM Author: cream multi-colored stain athletic conference Might need to beat off to this later (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40509668) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:09 PM Author: Heady National Mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40510484) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 8:39 PM Author: elite flickering parlour Might need to beat off to this again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40511964) |
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Date: June 29th, 2020 12:17 PM Author: blue thriller shrine blood rage Hngghhhhhhggghhhh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40515405) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 8:56 AM Author: Orchid swashbuckling prole FAP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526975) |
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Date: November 11th, 2021 5:42 AM Author: Fragrant Rigor incredible post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#43423216) |
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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:07 PM Author: razzle cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#47613612) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:34 PM Author: Khaki Box Office Sound Barrier in that case ur wife probably has it too, sharefd toilet seats etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506307) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:53 PM Author: puce clown Cool story with zero pics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506082) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:04 PM Author: Honey-headed know-it-all sanctuary cuckold in this case, i’ll pass on pics of a herpes infested cock (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506164) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:44 PM Author: Khaki Box Office Sound Barrier wtf have you no curiousity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506343) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:18 PM Author: Supple crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506647) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:33 PM Author: Razzmatazz new version faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507263) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 6:30 PM Author: Geriatric french chef Im not an expert but it could go away on its own. Don’t have sex with wife for a while.
And find Jesus. |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:34 PM Author: Motley fantasy-prone station karate what other stories do u have? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506723) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:56 PM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube The drummer from Kings of Leon threw up on me in a bar once, then threatened to kick my ass for some unspecified reason, then drunkenly fell backwards on his butt as everyone watched with a mix of amusement and pity/contempt.
He was helped outside by what I guess was his “entourage,” one of whom came back in to apologize to me and gave me 2 crisp $100s for “dry cleaning”
Other than that and the one this thread is about, not much, I’m a pretty dull ex-biglawyer who-until recently at least - was living the ARE COUNTRY in-house dream. Fuck this whole year man. |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:30 PM Author: seedy public bath you got furloughed/laid off/ shitcanned? what happened bro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507248) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:40 PM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube No, I still have my jerb. I just have a shitty marriage which in theory my cunty wife now has grounds for ending with extreme prejudice if she ever finds out.
Oh, and throw in incurable herpes sores on my dick.
I meant the dream of an idyllic, prosperous and relatively carefree life that filled me with pride and satisfaction and was located as far far away from urban filth and libs as a lolyer could reasonably hope is over. |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:35 PM Author: seedy public bath no bro. Herpes is very treatable and you won't have to worry about it again most likely. and if on the off chance you do.. pop some anti-viral pills for five days and you'll be good as new.
As for the shitty marriage, it could be a lot a lot worse. Doesn't seem like she's cheating on you and tbf she is the mother of your four children. Just get ass on the side. Be careful not to get caught and live your life. Your description of sex with SIL makes it seem like you had a 180 time. Sometimes the cost of west gushy pussy is herpes sores for a week. Get that valtrex Rx and it'll go away. I'm sure you can get valtrex online too without a rx. But, its probably best you get the Rx. Also, even though you for sure got it from your slut SIL. There is plausible deniability that you've been carrying it for yours and the stress from the pandemic and your marriage weakened your immune system to the point you're just now having a flare up. Don't stress... you're going to maek it. |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:20 AM Author: Soul-stirring Chocolate Stage Not that I didn’t enjoy the main flame story ITT, but I like this one about the Kings of Leon drummer more. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40508601) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:07 AM Author: cream multi-colored stain athletic conference Hi, I’m an attorney with Crespo, Katz & McMillan, LLP. We’re based in Los Angeles, CA and Nashville, TN.
On behalf of our client Kings Of Leon, LLC we’d love to chat and learn a little more about this incident from your perspective. What’s the best number or email to reach you directly?
Email me with this information including your full name at: contact@CKMNashville.law by tomorrow at 5pm please.
Thanks. |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 9:12 AM Author: Khaki Box Office Sound Barrier two subpoenas (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40549670) |
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Date: February 5th, 2021 1:17 AM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#41889539) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:44 PM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube thanks venkatesh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507325) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:58 PM Author: jade locus toaster One of the beat flame threads in a while (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507388) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:24 PM Author: Crusty curious circlehead doctorate I enjoyed it too, though it feels inevitable that at some point nyuug is going to show up ITT and go buckwild with autistic attention-whoring "commentary" on this whole yarn, and once that really gets rolling i'm going to pretty quickly wish the whole thing hadn't been poasted in the first place. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507502) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:58 PM Author: Razzmatazz new version faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507698) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:01 PM Author: indigo floppy legend i instinctively ignore every nyuug poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507716) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:01 PM Author: jade locus toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507718) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:06 PM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube if that happens i'll edit op to just be a link to that study verifying korean peepees are the tiniest in the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507749) |
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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:35 PM Author: navy dingle berry He’s too busy going into every COVID and BLM thread and poasting “*leans into mic*” with apparently 0 understanding of where phrase originated or what it’s supposed to mean.
Hard to say if that’s better or worse than the sort of shit he’d typically be shitting out ITT. |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 7:49 AM Author: Crusty curious circlehead doctorate sigh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40520255) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:15 PM Author: Nighttime lettuce Why does your wife’s sister hate your wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507454) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:31 PM Author: seedy public bath My guess is his wife's sister is just an enormous slut (herpes is the giveaway there) who is horny all the fucking time. If Tony plays his cards right.. he can be in that cunnis on a regular basis with very little chance of blowback. SIL is a slut and not out to get her sister. Or maybe she is, who gives a fuck. He can deny it. Everyone in the family probably knows SIL's reputation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507546) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:57 PM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube If this was done out of hate, it's prob because wife got HER MASTERS, had a prestigious career going for a few years then locked down a quality* husband, moved into a big house, quit working, had 4 kids, etc.
(*not that I consider myself any incredible catch, especially now that I’m officially a cheater AND an STD-carrier, but tbf I am at least slightly above-median on the key physical metrics like height/face/fitness, always have made good and upwardly-trending $, and perhaps most importantly my sperm demonstrably works like gangbusters)
Whereas she (SiL) basically partied her 20s away (she turns 29 next week), actively sought out low-responsibility shitjobs which she always quit after a year or less, rode the cock carousel nonstop but never had anything remotely resembling a "relationship," that might make her even start developing wife-able traits, etc.
So she's been jealous of her older sister for a while now, but I'm pretty sure has been holding on to the certainty that some dream prince/husband and jerb would swoop out of the sky and rescue her from the hedonistic hamster wheel.
Now it's just starting to sink in for her that nothing of the sort is going to happen, nor is she going magically "turn it around" and unlearn all her dysfunctional party slut mental & physical habits, or start developing the career skills & networks she should have been developing a decade ago.
While they're cordial enough to each other in person and in some dysfunctional way still seem to love each other, it's definitely a yuge source of resentment for my SiL that she and my wife started with the same (substantial - very rich parents) advantages but wife is SAHM-raising a big family in a big house while she still makes $45K at some low-level "nonprofit," rents a shitapartment in the city, still needs to beg daddy for $ every few months, and her romantic future is basically a yawning, infinite hallway with dating-app cocks haphazardly sticking out from the walls like coathooks of various sizes, shapes and colors.
So if there's a hate-based reason she finally saw and capitalized on her chance to extract and enjoy a mouthful of my jizz (and POZ me w/herpes to boot!), that would have to be it right? |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:15 PM Author: godawful hell Fyi the slut is gonna tell ur wife at a very inopportune time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507802) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:37 AM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube Yeah I’ve been viewing this as a likely if not certain outcome since the awful hungover morning after it happened.
However, given her track record of lying to my wife and others about major things (and being caught in the lie sooner or later of course) I’d say it’s 50/50 at best my wife would even consider believing her if I vehemently denied it. |
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Date: June 29th, 2020 8:01 PM Author: Maniacal gas station Deny and never ever look back. Unless that herp stays. Then she can just say she gave it to you and tell you to drop trou right there lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40518153) |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:20 PM Author: Sienna Piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40524989) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 9:49 PM Author: Chestnut aphrodisiac kitchen haunted graveyard this is guaranteed. also "perhaps most importantly my sperm demonstrably works like gangbusters)"
he got her pregnant or at least that has to be the next installment of this flame. |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:16 PM Author: Charismatic massive boltzmann dog poop lmao at the coathooks analogy, gonna use that at next available opportunity IRL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507807) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 12:13 AM Author: Out-of-control really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40508091) |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 2:43 AM Author: Milky pungent legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40549260) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:22 PM Author: indigo floppy legend lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507831) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:25 AM Author: Contagious canary roommate hospital You're killing it ITT buddy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40508417) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 4:30 AM Author: twinkling adventurous lodge Women are garbage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40508802) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 6:44 AM Author: Khaki Box Office Sound Barrier ty
i like it here btw |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:09 PM Author: Buff cerebral corner "her romantic future is basically a yawning, infinite hallway with dating-app cocks haphazardly sticking out from the walls like coathooks of various sizes, shapes and colors."
*Stands up and salutes you* |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:40 PM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube *salutes back* You are one of my favorite poasters and a role model in certain ways.
As someone upthread pointed out, there seem to be some fundamental similarities between our lives, though you have the strength or whatever it is to hold it all together and not do dumb shit like I did here that puts it all at risk. |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 7:58 PM Author: Buff cerebral corner Hey brother ty and accidents happen. My suggestion is to get tested quickly. I had something like this pop up not long after we got married and I thought I had an std too. Turns out it was an ingrown hair. Real glad I didn't freak out and tell my wife I thought it was herpes lol.
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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:01 AM Author: Peach dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40539405) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM Author: anal drunken gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#49330089) |
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Date: November 11th, 2021 5:47 AM Author: Fragrant Rigor this is a breathtakingly good post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#43423217) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:05 PM Author: Exhilarant mad-dog skullcap I would gladly get herpes if i could do this to my SIL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507738) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:08 PM Author: Mewling market (Ryan Giggs) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507762) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:10 PM Author: Slap-happy ebony roast beef base Gonna need the *not flame* tag on this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507769) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:02 AM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube Ok, not flame.... did I do that right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40508316) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:05 AM Author: yellow brunch friendly grandma could any of the jizz gone in her pussy and made her pregnant with ur super sperm? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40508325) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:15 AM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube I don’t think so, I pulled out once I felt the first twinge of the cumshot countdown.
At this point she had just returned to sanity from orgasm #3 and knew exactly what to do, which was (again, if it wasn’t clear previously, total fucking whore) deepthroat me to completion.
This took about 2 mins so it seems unlikely any live rounds were fired while I was fucking her pussy over (and on) the washing machine.
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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:28 AM Author: Motley fantasy-prone station karate did she make a lot of noise?
still seems really risky to bang her in the same house as ur wife and kids |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:44 AM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube Yes, though I was constantly telling her to keep it the fuck down as she navigated the peaks and valleys of her multiple orgasms.
Even put my hand over her mouth at one point, and ended up with bite marks on two of my fingers that didn’t go away for nearly a week.
I can’t deny this was risky by nature, but as I tried to describe to TMF upthread (and was the only reason I went ahead with this ultimately horrible idea) I had “good” reason to accept the actual risk level given the layout of my home, known locations of my wife and kids, and other context. |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:24 AM Author: seedy public bath you eat SIL's pussy out? She came three times just from your animal style pumping? you a hung girthymo or is SIL hyper orgasmic? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40508615) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:46 AM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube That’s a heavy barrage of questions brother.
Answers are (not in corresponding or any other kind of order, guess for yourself which applies to which):
Yes, yes, sort of, no |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 6:45 AM Author: Khaki Box Office Sound Barrier she didn't come because of him, exactly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40508978) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 11:58 AM Author: cream multi-colored stain athletic conference A petulant, cock-craving nympho like this SiL character is definitely on the pill and probably does other things (intentional or not) that reduce or eliminate her chances of getting pregnant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40509692) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:19 PM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube Maybe - reminds me of a “funny” story, another time when she was over at our place she said her car was making a weird clunking noise on the way over and could I pleeeeease fix it teehee???
I can change a tire and oil and wiper blades, but beyond that don’t know any more about car shit than the next guy. But my wife shot me this sort of “do it as a favor to me...” look of pity, so I agreed to at least hear the noise for myself so i could maybe advise her what to tell a real mechanic, and asked for the keys so I could drive it around the block.
The car was an absolute disgusting mess inside, tons of straight up garbage (like dirty salad takeout containers, about 20 empty La Croix cans, open bottles of weird makeup, a thick carpet of crumbs under both front seats, and papers of all kinds strewn on all the seats.... INCLUDING, drumroll, the uh, “receipt” or whatever you call the paperwork you get when you leave an abortion clinic that documents “services rendered.”
It was dated two days earlier. |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:30 PM Author: yellow brunch friendly grandma was the clunking the 2nd trimester fetus in the trunk? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40510586) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 4:01 PM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube It turned out she’d somehow run over an artificial Christmas tree and it was all tangled up in the front axle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40510704) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 4:34 PM Author: Khaki Box Office Sound Barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40510864) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 6:56 PM Author: Magical 180 casino turdskin Lol why do we let women drive at all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40511509) |
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Date: June 29th, 2020 12:17 AM Author: Irradiated rehab party of the first part (evan39 alt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40513132) |
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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:24 PM Author: razzle cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40517986) |
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Date: September 17th, 2020 12:18 AM Author: Arousing emerald field been loling at this for 5 mins now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40933261) |
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Date: November 26th, 2020 3:04 AM Author: lemon aggressive wrinkle school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#41439157) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2023 11:30 PM Author: Excitant Light Old Irish Cottage Water Buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#46627822) |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:36 AM Author: Mint Milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40520011) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 5:20 PM Author: twisted masturbator God has to be fed up with this TTT world... I bet He’s gearing up for Noah’s Ark II - a fresh start and a second chance for humanity.
Hope it works since we won’t be around to see it. |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 11:15 PM Author: elite flickering parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40532312) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 12:04 PM Author: bateful gay idiot bawdyhouse I just read this thread and its pretty 180 and depressing at the same time brother - but I urge you to think before you do anything too quickly.
First I would definitely get an anonymous STD test that costs like $200 or so before you do anything. You can set one of those up online fairly easy and go to a nearby Labcorp. I know because I had a scare a couple years ago and I'm pretty prone to anxiety so the few hundred bucks was way better than waiting like a week or two in agonizing, paralyzing fear for your regular doctors appointment. They don't get tied to your medical record at all - I know this for a fact.
Second of all, it may not even be an STD at all. You can get rashes or other skin conditions on parts of your body for numerous reasons. Could have been an allergic reaction to a chemical or makeup the SiL was wearing, could be many things, a psychosomatic rash caused by anxiety due to the guilt included.
Third, if I remember right the biology of HSV is as such is that it can stay latent for years or decades sometimes - so it would be fairly difficult to prove conclusively I think in a court of law unless your slut SiL starts flapping her fucking gums. You fucked up there no doubt. |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:05 PM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube Thx refunk, you’re always clutch w DAT ACTIONABLE AND SPECIFIC INFO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40510472) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 12:09 PM Author: Bistre Slimy Stage Do you love your wife?
180 content creation for sure here. |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:32 PM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube She’s a fundamentally good person, though seems to be moving towards a state where she does the bare minimum in the various important areas of life... which in and of itself is not a problem as far as I’m concerned, but she seems unaware (or is playing unaware) that “someone” is going to have to pick up her slack as she winds down her effort levels.
Good (great) example of this is the giant mess at the end of our BBQ... 5-7 years ago, she would have been on that shit the second the grills were off and the place would have been spotless by bedtime. But now.... she just swallowed the last bite of her second slice of pie, burped silently, said bye to the handful of people still left, grabbed our 3 y/o (who seemed to want to keep hanging out by the firepit) and waddled upstairs for IPHONE TIME aka “bath time” for the kid. She of course didn’t come back downstairs that night.
Not sure if this answers your question, everyone has their own definition of love.
If given the magic-wand choice today / right now to either end the marriage painlessly (for everyone) or guarantee it would last til death do us part at the current level of happiness, I’d pick the second option. Does that help? |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:27 PM Author: Khaki Box Office Sound Barrier smartphones are a disaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40510569) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:32 PM Author: yellow brunch friendly grandma my wife is on hers constantly and yet still complains about having to “look after the kids” when all it entails is her having to be in the same physical room browsing facebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40510594) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:33 PM Author: Exhilarant mad-dog skullcap This poast is toxic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40510603) |
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Date: June 29th, 2020 1:53 AM Author: navy dingle berry this is every so-called "mother" in 2020, really scary to think about how this generation of young kids is going to turn out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40513537) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:00 PM Author: Mildly Autistic Feces the storytelling ITT is almost too good to make it believable. share some pics with face blurred out? bonus points for bikini or slutty outfit pics. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40510181) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 8:29 PM Author: Motley fantasy-prone station karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40511925) |
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Date: June 29th, 2020 12:15 AM Author: Irradiated rehab party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40513129) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:55 AM Author: Lake rebellious selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40525994) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2020 10:31 PM Author: Low-t Exciting Meetinghouse Multi-billionaire http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4574291&mc=63&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40538486) |
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Date: June 29th, 2020 1:27 AM Author: Appetizing pisswyrm how does anyone who bangs chicks raw NOT have herpes? it's like HPV. everyone has it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40513397) |
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Date: June 29th, 2020 1:32 AM Author: territorial ruby menage coldplay fan No woman has ever done an Indecent Proposal type pussy flash to me. Must have been a peak experience (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40513424) |
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Date: June 29th, 2020 5:45 PM Author: Mildly Autistic Feces girl did this to me with her sweet cameltoe freshman year of HS and I froze up like a lil bitch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40517488) |
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Date: June 29th, 2020 8:01 PM Author: territorial ruby menage coldplay fan The best I got was I walked up to two girls in gym sophomore year of HS who were giggling and kinda hiding from everyone. I asked them what was so funny, and the hot one said “should I show him?” The other said “you’re so bad.” Then she pulled her gym shorts forward and showed me here freshly shaven vulva (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40518147) |
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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:41 PM Author: Vigorous principal's office weed whacker Basic instinct. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40518058) |
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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:43 PM Author: Contagious canary roommate hospital Yeah Indecent Proposal is when a guy offers you $$$ to fuck your wife. The reference has largely lost its significance here given that it's what xo poasters do on the regular, just with money changing hands in the opposite direction. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40518071) |
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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:58 PM Author: territorial ruby menage coldplay fan Yeah, that one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40518133) |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:05 AM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube Not saying you’re wrong but I can think of a few other things in my life I’d sooner call a “peak experience.”
But it was definitely a profound moment of clarity, in which a lot of hunches and guesses and wishes (not just about my dirty whore sister-in-law but also about life in general) that had been eating away at my brain and soul for years and decades with their horrible razorteeth of uncertainty, were answered and vindicated all at once.
Or to put it another way, seeing that very intentionally-presented coinslot, recently shaved but framed that enchanted evening by a perfectly feminine 6-day shadow, filled me with the same feeling I felt aged 8 on the 4th of July, not even realizing I’d dropped my half-eaten popsicle to the fresh asphalt as i stared in awe at the fireworks finale. |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:26 AM Author: Fuchsia native digit ratio https://youtu.be/y1taQl-wOmo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519811) |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:53 AM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519895) |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:27 AM Author: territorial ruby menage coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519815) |
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Date: June 29th, 2020 10:10 PM Author: territorial ruby menage coldplay fan What are the chances you’d ever fuck your wife again if you didn’t force the issue? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40518873) |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:02 AM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube 99%, we still fuck at least once every 4-6 weeks and while I expect that to decrease progressively as time marches on, if the question right now is “ever again?” that’s even money
(assuming my savage railing of her sister and / or having copped dat herp as a consequence doesn’t lead to divorce before Labor Day...) |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:32 AM Author: territorial ruby menage coldplay fan I have an answer, but I’m not sure you’ll like it: cock sleeve. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519823) |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:45 AM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube With the disclaimer that I am not claiming to be Yann Perrod or anything close:
Whatever her reasons are to continue on the frigid ova-fizzling death march she appears to be on, my cock size is low or not at all on the list.
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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:46 AM Author: territorial ruby menage coldplay fan Sell it. You want her to cum buckets from an intense mix of pleasure and pain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519872) |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:41 AM Author: Laughsome sinister partner lay not even a single pic in this thread. great thread bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519857) |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:46 AM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube Active links to any pics you’ve ever poasted? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519869) |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:55 AM Author: Laughsome sinister partner lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519901) |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:57 AM Author: lilac boyish telephone What the fuck is that supposed to be lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519911) |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:58 AM Author: Laughsome sinister partner lay me GAPING the tiny pink dick OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519917) |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:01 AM Author: lilac boyish telephone Link to the thread where you originally poasted this weird stalker creepshot of what appears to be a tranny? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519926) |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:03 AM Author: Laughsome sinister partner lay shitmodded. you can blame your insane cumskin brethren for that, friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519931) |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:07 AM Author: Laughsome sinister partner lay TPD OP DONE HERE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519940) |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:10 AM Author: Laughsome sinister partner lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519951) |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:12 AM Author: Laughsome sinister partner lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519961) |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:15 AM Author: Laughsome sinister partner lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519973) |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:19 AM Author: territorial ruby menage coldplay fan http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&mc=166&forum_id=2#40507502 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519981) |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:20 AM Author: Laughsome sinister partner lay OP calls me out, gets GAPED, scurries away like the bitchmade fag he is
180 |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:24 AM Author: Laughsome sinister partner lay i call him out - dummy OP literally rushes into this thread 5 minutes after said callout
i destroy his asshole and he goes MIA for 30+ minutes
LOLLERCAUST@ how hard this retarded OP fuck got gaped ITT |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 3:01 AM Author: Laughsome sinister partner lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40520040) |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 9:36 PM Author: Laughsome sinister partner lay Day 1...no movement (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40524769) |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 9:45 PM Author: twinkling adventurous lodge What the fuck are you babbling about you 85 IQ nip? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40524807) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:10 PM Author: Laughsome sinister partner lay DELETED OP! NYUUG WINS! 1800000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40531900) |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:27 AM Author: Laughsome sinister partner lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40520000) |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:31 AM Author: Laughsome sinister partner lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40520006) |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:33 AM Author: Laughsome sinister partner lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40520007) |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:42 AM Author: Laughsome sinister partner lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40520019) |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:19 AM Author: Laughsome sinister partner lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519980) |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 7:50 AM Author: Crusty curious circlehead doctorate something is seriously wrong with you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40520259) |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:44 AM Author: jade locus toaster Why are people still treating this thread like it’s not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519865) |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:50 AM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube Idk ask the other pumos next time you’re back at the clubhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519888) |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:18 PM Author: effete crystalline dopamine Calling flame is incredibly bitchass and is very detrimental to the board, in short: kill urself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40524976) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 7:37 AM Author: Khaki Box Office Sound Barrier cr if its flame who cares
the OP is literally named tony ravioli |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:56 PM Author: Laughsome sinister partner lay op is the same dummy as the "ross, new day, new poaster" guy. theres like 1 or 2 guys in this weird clique that posts similar stupid shit all day
Op was terrible flame |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:09 PM Author: Vigorous principal's office weed whacker You never post interesting or entertaining shit and just spam the board all the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40525271) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:54 AM Author: Lake rebellious selfie GAPEGAPEGAPE
when TMF calls you boring and there's even a chance he might be right you're really and truly fucking DONE HERE |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:56 AM Author: Laughsome sinister partner lay except when i sexthread, i ALWAYS deliver, unlike this retarded OP fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526000) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:05 AM Author: Vigorous principal's office weed whacker This is an example of why you're so boring and irrelevant. No one cares about the latest 6 you fucked or whatever. It isn't interesting or entertaining. The OP was actually amusing and entertaining to us and we don't need stupid pics or other peacock BS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526039) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:10 AM Author: Laughsome sinister partner lay (guy who thinks hetero cismales would rather read text about fucking instead of seeing actual pictures) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526063) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:16 AM Author: Lake rebellious selfie whenever i make the mistake of clicking on one of your autistic gookbot virgin threads, i always see blank posts that allegedly contained "pictures" for about 5 minutes that you quickly deleted, presumably because (if they were ever there to begin with) you were afraid of getting caught making shit up and/or getting arrested.
you're a pathetic, short, poor, ugly asian loser and always will be. |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:22 AM Author: Laughsome sinister partner lay lollercausting HARD@ this irate cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526115) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:25 AM Author: Lake rebellious selfie (pathetic, short, poor, ugly asian loser who can't stand up for himself) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526132) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:26 AM Author: Laughsome sinister partner lay i will continue to fuck your women and post them here. dont be mad at korean alpha getting more pussy than you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526139) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:27 AM Author: Lake rebellious selfie post what where? link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526141) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:28 AM Author: Laughsome sinister partner lay be sure to catch my next white girl fuck thread
i post from 9am to 6pm seoul time
love you bro |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:34 AM Author: Lake rebellious selfie (dishonest gook loser) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526167) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:35 AM Author: Laughsome sinister partner lay nothing madder than white boys seeing proof pics of their women getting fucked by big korean cock. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526174) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:36 AM Author: Lake rebellious selfie anyone who has actually seen a pic poasted by wang chang here verifying what "he" is claiming above blank bump this poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526181) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:38 AM Author: Laughsome sinister partner lay WHYSOSERIOUS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526189) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:40 AM Author: Lake rebellious selfie Day 1... no movement (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526198) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:41 AM Author: Laughsome sinister partner lay at some point the smart trolls will realize you can't out-troll the king of trolls
i enjoy every minute of this, friend |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:45 AM Author: Lake rebellious selfie you enjoy every minute of this because every other minute of your life has been, is, and will be a miserable, pathetic joke.
you're physically repulsive, untalented and unaccomplished, you bring shame on your family, and you're a coward with no country.
God put you into the world to be an ultimate wretched freak serving as a cautionary tale for the rest of us.
xoxohth! |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:51 AM Author: Laughsome sinister partner lay 180000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526245) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:11 PM Author: Excitant Light Old Irish Cottage Water Buffalo nyuug it’s frankly unbelievable you haven’t killed yourself at this point, and I’d put a $100K wager down right now you will in the next 20 years if something else doesn’t put you out of your misery first. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40531908) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:12 PM Author: Laughsome sinister partner lay 180000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40531910) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:14 PM Author: Excitant Light Old Irish Cottage Water Buffalo Day 2... no movement. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40531919) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:19 AM Author: Lake rebellious selfie Day 3... no movement (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40539470) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:22 AM Author: Laughsome sinister partner lay OP will eventually post a pic of this girl any day now! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40539484) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:25 AM Author: Lake rebellious selfie link to any thread you’ve ever poasted with active links to pics?
or are you just going to keep bumping this thread where your kimchi pipe was turned into an outflow sewer main for all to see? |
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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:27 AM Author: Laughsome sinister partner lay they see me WGWAGin, they hatin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40539503) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:31 AM Author: Lake rebellious selfie that’s the problem my little yellow friend, we don’t see it. post pics and leave them up for more than 24hrs or stfu. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40539510) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:19 AM Author: Vigorous principal's office weed whacker If we wanted porn we would watch porn. No one cares about your pics. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526098) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:22 AM Author: Laughsome sinister partner lay oh u mad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526116) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:43 AM Author: Stirring Cheese-eating Dysfunction Pozpig you are such a lame Jesus bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526214) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 9:42 PM Author: Laughsome sinister partner lay SAME DUMMIES NOW CLAIMING THREADS SUCK WITHOUT PICS
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4574447&forum_id=2#40530050 |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:09 PM Author: Vigorous principal's office weed whacker It is entertaining. This is like calling flame on Johnsmeyer threads. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40525278) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:46 AM Author: Carnelian Jap different. unless this is actually johnsmeyer, this one seems pretty plausible. either way sure getting stuck on the potential "flame" part is a vice and detracts from the fun of the give and take. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526227) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:48 AM Author: Concupiscible doobsian depressive laser beams makes me feel good about my sugar babbys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526233) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:49 AM Author: Racy saffron ticket booth in a thread full of gems, the line about the Prosecco was somehow the most memorable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526237) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 9:20 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle nudist locale Which, there were a few (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40531531) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 9:21 PM Author: Khaki Box Office Sound Barrier classic tony ravioli detail (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40531540) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 2:16 AM Author: Bearded aromatic patrolman ljl at how thoroughly nyuug got fucking destroyed ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526316) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 2:19 AM Author: Carnelian Jap with nyuug it's always the tinder/whore spreadsheet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526324) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 6:07 AM Author: coral point fanboi go away spaceporn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526707) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 7:38 AM Author: Khaki Box Office Sound Barrier why does anyone engage with him, ever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526803) |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 4:20 PM Author: Vigorous principal's office weed whacker Most of his posts get ignored but sometimes people can't help but point out what a shithead he is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40551107) |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 4:21 PM Author: Vigorous principal's office weed whacker Update? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40551110) |
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Date: July 6th, 2020 7:13 PM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube Nothing really. Been generally more depressed and have suicidal ideations for the first time since undergrad, but that’s only partially due to this situation.
Sores mostly went away, if they come back I’ll get the anonymous walk-in lab test someone upthread suggested. If wife wants to fuck and on the off chance I do too at the same time, sure why not. If this is dat herp and she gets it IDGAF.
Other than that... I dunno as far as updates. I’m gay? |
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Date: July 6th, 2020 10:04 PM Author: Vigorous principal's office weed whacker You don't seem very gay. Unless the sister started out as her brother or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40558552) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2020 1:06 AM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#41037823) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2020 11:44 PM Author: Internet-worthy trip preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#41042853) |
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Date: November 13th, 2020 12:42 PM Author: fear-inspiring lavender private investor keepsake machete Hope there’s a Thanksgiving sequel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#41358618) |
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Date: November 13th, 2020 1:11 PM Author: Iridescent nofapping crackhouse SiL at Thanksgiving table, making inappropriate stuffing jokes after 5 glasses of wine while airing out herpes-infected cooch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#41358830) |
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Date: November 14th, 2020 3:09 AM Author: Nighttime lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#41363493) |
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Date: November 13th, 2020 1:13 PM Author: glassy disgusting mexican tank Can someone bump that thread about the handy at the BBQ. I want to read the twist ending again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#41358839) |
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Date: November 14th, 2020 3:00 AM Author: harsh histrionic mood Bump it yourself you lazy libfaggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#41363485) |
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Date: November 14th, 2020 5:45 AM Author: Stimulating pink boiling water immigrant Can’t believe I missed this thread before. 180 content. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#41363605) |
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Date: November 14th, 2020 6:40 AM Author: Learning disabled dashing church psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#41363643) |
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Date: November 14th, 2020 6:44 AM Author: Learning disabled dashing church psychic My 10 year younger SIL might move in with us for a while...
If evil exists it would be a threesome with SIL and Perky Parisienne Mistress jfc [- -] |
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Date: May 30th, 2021 12:20 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle nudist locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#42543330) |
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Date: November 11th, 2021 2:57 AM Author: fear-inspiring lavender private investor keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#43423076) |
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Date: June 11th, 2022 12:41 AM Author: Azure deranged church building jew I need an update on the current state of OP's marriage STAT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#44664415) |
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Date: November 29th, 2022 1:26 AM Author: burgundy titillating temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#45557333) |
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Date: March 24th, 2023 4:00 PM Author: Azure deranged church building jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#46092795) |
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Date: March 24th, 2023 4:02 PM Author: domesticated costumed elastic band pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#46092803) |
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Date: March 24th, 2023 4:12 PM Author: burgundy titillating temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#46092869) |
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Date: March 24th, 2023 6:22 PM Author: razzle cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#46093365) |
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Date: November 26th, 2022 1:01 AM Author: diverse flesh plaza place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#45545491) |
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Date: March 24th, 2023 6:43 PM Author: violent puppy I would love an update on this. This is many a bro's fantasy to fuck their slutty sister in law but there's always that whisper of "this will blow up your life" that keeps you in check. Wonder what happened in this case.
Here's my best guess just extrapolating: He had mind-blowing sex with the SiL several more times. It eventually came out. His marriage was already heading toward a divorce and this was the needle that broke the camel's back. The divorce happened. He and the SiL decided to break things off sometime as the divorce was happening because she met a chad and it was no longer some forbidden passion shit but they are still "friends" which means he's always a backup option if the (ex)-SiL's latest relationship goes to shit, but it'll never be anything serious. He's currently a single dad with a broken marriage and child support payments. How close am I. |
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Date: April 25th, 2023 12:24 AM Author: Grizzly Spot Headpube OP here. It’s sort of like the whole thing never happened at this point which I guess from my end is 180 as fuck
-yes I did get herpes as since confirmed by a doctor, but it has not been seen since early 2021 and according to doctor good chance it will never be seen again
-this remains the one and only time i fucked my SiL. she is in grad school now 1250 miles away for some bullshit and supposedly has joined the Catholic Church lmao
-marriage still sucks, has gradually and slowly decayed further along the lines of my earlier descriptions ITT. but we are still together, kids are 180, and afaik my wife still knows nothing of this fiasco. |
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Date: April 25th, 2023 1:33 AM Author: burgundy titillating temple How have you not given herpes to your wife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#46236001) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:24 PM Author: domesticated costumed elastic band pocket flask they both have asymptomatic herpes now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#49330054) |
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Date: April 25th, 2023 9:37 AM Author: Orchid swashbuckling prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#46236422) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2023 11:17 PM Author: Comical erotic stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#46627778) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2023 11:28 PM Author: Excitant Light Old Irish Cottage Water Buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#46627818) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 9:20 AM Author: Gold swollen center GOAT SiL thread imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#47085936) |
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Date: February 29th, 2024 9:34 AM Author: Azure deranged church building jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#47450245) |
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Date: November 27th, 2024 1:05 PM Author: razzle cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#48387277) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:10 PM Author: anal drunken gaping Bumping for that idiot who ran the lazy Alicia Silverstone flame today.
while this does not involve an A-list celebrity it is still a masterclass in how to write and develop a sex-related tale.
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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:24 PM Author: domesticated costumed elastic band pocket flask need to bump the columbus day thread too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#49330056) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:25 PM Author: anal drunken gaping Yes that one is the all-time GOAT. Almost in a class by itself.
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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Glittery halford i d0on't remember this one. pls bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#49330067) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:30 PM Author: anal drunken gaping I just did. Subj line is something about swiping on sister on tinder and it has 800+ posts
Op was A Game of " (inches) tp |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:34 PM Author: Glittery halford oh man, i remember that one now. classic thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#49330081) |