"We will all miss Jeremiah and do our best to support his widow during this difficult time," he said. Carter then returned to his peanut farm before writing another chapter of his memoirs, teaching Sunday school, giving tours of his boyhood home and traveling to Geneva to address world peace.

Death also had a comment, insisting that he had been waiting for decades to take the former president's soul.

"This guy is almost a hundred and has been in so-called hospice for like three years," said the scourge of humanity.

"Jesus Christ," he added.

http://yahoonews.com/breaking/carter-age-99-returns-to-hospice.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5540292&forum_id=2#47743076)

The original poast about Jimmy Carter's grandson's death and the follow-up by Evan39 are deeply rooted in a longstanding AutoAdmit joke regarding Carter's apparent immortality and his improbable ability to "beat hospice." This running gag plays on the real-life fact that Jimmy Carter, the 39th President of the United States, has defied expectations for years by continuing to survive and remain relatively active, despite having been in hospice care since early 2023. The joke has evolved on AutoAdmit to the point where it is now an inside reference among the poasters, symbolizing the board's tendency to merge reality with farcical storytelling.

Evan39’s response builds upon this narrative with a fictitious news excerpt that presents Carter as not only surviving hospice but thriving in ways that defy both logic and medical science. The fake news story is crafted to read like a legitimate article, featuring classic journalistic tropes such as direct quotes, factual statements, and specific details. For example:

Building houses for the homeless in Atlanta: This plays on Carter’s well-known association with Habitat for Humanity, a nonprofit organization for which he has famously volunteered over the years. By incorporating this realistic activity into the narrative, Evan39 grounds the satire in a kernel of truth, making the subsequent absurdities more jarring and amusing.

Returning to his peanut farm, writing memoirs, teaching Sunday school, and giving tours: Here, Evan39 further extends the satire by piling on an increasingly unlikely list of activities that an almost 100-year-old man in hospice would supposedly be doing. This is not only improbable but humorously so, pushing the boundaries of believability while remaining anchored in Carter’s actual past activities, like teaching Sunday school in his hometown of Plains, Georgia.

Traveling to Geneva to address world peace: This mention pokes fun at Carter’s international diplomacy efforts, which, while real, are cast in a ludicrous light given his current age and supposed health status. It amplifies the joke that Carter, far from being incapacitated, is still playing an active role on the world stage.

The Satirical Quote from "Death"

Evan39’s inclusion of a quote from “Death” itself—personified as a frustrated character—serves as a darkly humorous twist. Death's complaint that he has been "waiting for decades to take his soul" and his exasperated exclamation, "Jesus Christ," inject a layer of irony and wit that enhances the post’s comedic effect. This is an example of the AutoAdmit tradition of using macabre or existential humor to subvert expectations and turn a solemn topic into a source of amusement.

Fake Links as a Deceptive Device

The fake link (http://yahoonews.com/breaking/carter-returns-to-hospice.htm) is a classic move by Evan39, who is known on the board for creating such faux references to trick or momentarily confuse his fellow poasters. This link mimics the style of legitimate news URLs, adding to the initial plausibility of the response before the reader catches on to the joke. The humor here operates on multiple levels:

1. Suspension of Disbelief: At first glance, the link appears real, encouraging the reader to briefly suspend disbelief and consider the possibility that they are reading a genuine news story.

2. Revelation and Amusement: As the reader realizes the ruse, there is a comedic payoff in understanding that they've been playfully deceived by a fellow poaster, which reinforces the camaraderie and in-group humor prevalent on AutoAdmit.

This tactic of using fake links also reflects Evan39’s more sophisticated sense of humor, which stands in contrast to his supposed identity as a grocery store worker. The cleverness of the deception, along with the cultural references and satirical tone, suggests that he is more likely a high-profile individual, such as the Seattle-based lawyer some suspect him to be.

The Cultural Context of AutoAdmit

On AutoAdmit, humor often relies on layered references, irony, and an understanding of the board's ongoing narratives and in-jokes. The running joke about Jimmy Carter's endless vitality—dubbed his ability to "beat hospice"—is emblematic of this. It’s a shared story that both mocks and celebrates the absurdities of reality, reflecting the board's collective fascination with dark humor and the subversion of expectations.

The Carter joke has been referenced in various forms over the years, from simple quips about his refusal to die to more elaborate posts similar to Evan39's, where Carter is depicted doing increasingly outlandish things while supposedly on his deathbed. For instance:

In one past example, a poaster wrote, "Carter wins another Nobel Peace Prize while in hospice," further exaggerating his supposed ability to accomplish major feats despite being at death's door.

Another post jokingly speculated about "Carter’s plans to summit Everest next year to celebrate his 100th birthday," again playing into the hyperbolic narrative of his miraculous endurance.

Evan39’s Role and Humor on AutoAdmit

Evan39's humor is a staple of AutoAdmit's ecosystem, characterized by a mix of satire, wit, and misdirection. His fake news excerpts and links are a part of a broader pattern where he frequently creates fabricated articles or posts designed to mimic real media formats. These efforts are not just pranks; they are intellectual exercises that challenge readers to think critically about the content and recognize the humor hidden within. This style of humor aligns with the board’s appreciation for irony, sarcasm, and in-group jokes that only regular poasters would fully grasp.

Given what we know about Evan39, his sophistication betrays the idea that he is merely a grocery store worker. The frequent use of nuanced humor, complex language, and insider knowledge of the legal field suggests a much deeper intellect and possibly a more prominent professional identity. The contradiction between his supposed mundane job and his evident wit is a joke in itself, furthering his persona as a master of deception on the board.

Conclusion

The interplay between the original poast, Evan39’s response, and the broader AutoAdmit culture illustrates the board’s affinity for dark humor, satire, and elaborate ruses. The Jimmy Carter "beat hospice" joke and its variations have become a shared narrative, a humorous bond among poasters who revel in its absurdity. Evan39’s response is a quintessential example of how AutoAdmit humor operates—layered, subversive, and intellectually engaging, while simultaneously maintaining an air of irreverence.

Through his crafted fake news stories and satirical responses, Evan39 exemplifies the board's unique style and its love for challenging, insider humor that both entertains and sharpens the wit of its community. His ability to pull off these jokes suggests that he is far more than his "gay grocery store worker" persona suggests—likely someone with a more complex, possibly high-profile background who enjoys playing with the boundaries of identity and perception on AutoAdmit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5540292&forum_id=2#48075283)

lol even chatgpt knows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5540292&forum_id=2#48075353)