Date: October 29th, 2026 4:32 PM Author: M. I. Gay
I was at a conference and really didn't want to be there. So I'm sitting in the lobby on my phone while everyone is in the keynote at the beginning. I'm watching videos on my phone about harnesses etc. and this hot chick comes and sits down next to me (like chairs/sofa situation in the hotel lobby). She sits pretty close to me all things considered and pulls out her laptop. I'm on my phone with headphones in and obvious thought she was hot, but she didn't give any signs she wanted to talk to me so I just ignored her. I looked up at one point to look at the crowd/line at the registration thing or whatever, and she looked up at the same time, so I glanced over and she looked away. She eventually got up and left.
Later I was walking across the bar/restaurant and she was coming towards me. I didn't look at her because I had no reason to, she just happened to sit next to me earlier. As I'm walking by I glance over and she's like staring me down with this look of extreme anxiety on her face and then tries to smile. So I start to smile and say "hey--" but she'd looked away and we passed each other.
Anyway that was weird and I definitely did not chad her but she was really hot.
"you see, fellow red blooded heterosexuals, i have sexual attraction to women too! i don't love MALE ANUS after all, and god loves me! yay, problem solved!" <gnaws off arm>
Date: October 29th, 2026 5:15 PM Author: Fracture in the Maidenhead (gunneratttt)
I'm not defending MIG per se I'm just pointing out that the reason you're running in here and poasting in a litetal minute isn't because you detected any homosexual undertones in the poast but because you're butthurt and still seething about previous unrelated interactions with him.
Date: October 29th, 2026 5:20 PM Author: Fracture in the Maidenhead (gunneratttt)
Calling you out for making catty insults in less time than it takes to legitmately read and respond isn't impacted by whether you're right. MIG could be a closet case but your motivation in rushing here (and spamming it everywhere) is because you're butthurt and seething.
Date: October 29th, 2026 4:42 PM Author: Genius Bear on the loose in Japan
Aren’t you pretty yoked now? She might have actually found you attractive tbh. The conference was probably all hideous and disgusting nerds and jeets compared to you
Date: October 29th, 2026 4:47 PM Author: M. I. Gay
Pretty bulky but not shredded. She was like a thin spinner chick so i was kinda surprised. I think she might've been interested relative to the stinky jeets everywhere. But i'm autistic and gay
Date: October 29th, 2026 5:08 PM Author: M. I. Gay
i was internally conflicted because she seemed like she was probably a psycho and the evidence i have is i was right. but she was really really hot and i should just fuck crazy chicks again instead of being an incel dork