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wife made a fucking mess snapping spaghetti noodles in half before boiling

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could h...
carmine forum
  06/29/24
She longs for the fist brother
appetizing fishy masturbator laser beams
  06/22/25
what a disaster never let an Italian see this
ultramarine station codepig
  06/29/24
Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs
Glittery fuchsia principal's office dingle berry
  06/29/24
wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast
ultramarine station codepig
  06/29/24
here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soc...
ultramarine station codepig
  06/29/24
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  06/29/24
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carmine forum
  07/02/24
dont use cheap pasta
outnumbered boyish mexican market
  06/29/24
sounds like you have some major marital problems man
twisted alcoholic death wish
  06/29/24
Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling...
Arousing Big-titted Temple
  06/29/24
and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes
outnumbered boyish mexican market
  06/29/24
It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downwar...
Arousing Big-titted Temple
  06/29/24
pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1...
outnumbered boyish mexican market
  06/29/24
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Arousing Big-titted Temple
  06/29/24
No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap past...
brass dilemma juggernaut
  06/22/25
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supple sepia travel guidebook gas station
  06/22/25
even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially ...
twisted alcoholic death wish
  06/29/24
correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you...
brindle striped hyena liquid oxygen
  06/29/24
Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pie...
Arousing Big-titted Temple
  06/29/24
fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, i...
brindle striped hyena liquid oxygen
  07/02/24
"It doesn't carry the sauce as well." WHAT A FUCK...
Flushed Motley Spot
  06/22/25
It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretend...
Insanely creepy amethyst rehab
  06/29/24
Snap one of her arms
razzmatazz water buffalo
  06/29/24
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adventurous cream boltzmann
  06/22/25
shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti
exhilarant jewess
  06/29/24
(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)
Idiotic vivacious nibblets business firm
  06/29/24
Jfc
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  06/29/24
AESTD Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump
Thriller base sound barrier
  06/29/24
she did it again
carmine forum
  06/22/25
you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnappe...
Cocky comical point
  06/22/25
I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do y...
supple sepia travel guidebook gas station
  06/22/25
You can't get any more prole jfc
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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: carmine forum

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could have accommodated 3 lbs of pasta no problem, said she grew up with small pots and can't break the habit of snapping them out of the box sending 100 pasta shards over the range, counters, floor. barbarous way to prepare pasta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791749)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: appetizing fishy masturbator laser beams

She longs for the fist brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041226)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: ultramarine station codepig

what a disaster

never let an Italian see this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791755)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: Glittery fuchsia principal's office dingle berry

Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791815)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: ultramarine station codepig

wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791832)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: ultramarine station codepig

here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soccer fans ahead of a Euro 2024 soccer game by breaking packets of spaghetti in the Italians' faces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htmaP-lfCbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791759)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: outnumbered boyish mexican market

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Insanely creepy amethyst rehab

Link delivered

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: turquoise soul-stirring faggot firefighter queen of the night

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791885)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Wonderful french organic girlfriend antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47792033)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Thriller base sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47792071)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: carmine forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47802078)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: outnumbered boyish mexican market

dont use cheap pasta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791817)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: twisted alcoholic death wish

sounds like you have some major marital problems man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791822)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Arousing Big-titted Temple

Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling water, so all the pieces fall inside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791830)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: outnumbered boyish mexican market

and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791838)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Arousing Big-titted Temple

It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downward and direct the path of the shards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791840)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: outnumbered boyish mexican market

pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1-2" apart to control the snap area and thereby minimize pasta shrapnel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791855)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: Arousing Big-titted Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791898)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: brass dilemma juggernaut

No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap pasta in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041080)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: supple sepia travel guidebook gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041096)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: twisted alcoholic death wish

even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially until they soften then push them down into the water. breaking them in half is ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791847)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: brindle striped hyena liquid oxygen

correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you want them long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791903)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Arousing Big-titted Temple

Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pieces anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47792034)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: brindle striped hyena liquid oxygen

fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, it doesn't carry the sauce as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47803154)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Flushed Motley Spot

"It doesn't carry the sauce as well."

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT THING TO SAY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041233)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: Insanely creepy amethyst rehab

It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretending she “can’t break the habit” when it reality she just thinks her way is better and knows she can do it the way she prefers and you won’t do shit about it. You should tell her you prefer bucatini and have her make that instead. The thicker noodle doesn’t stay curled around the fork properly if it’s too short so it forces the issue of leaving it longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791875)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: razzmatazz water buffalo

Snap one of her arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791884)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: adventurous cream boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041168)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: exhilarant jewess

shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791901)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: Idiotic vivacious nibblets business firm

(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791970)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: Swashbuckling scarlet abode depressive

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47792031)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Thriller base sound barrier

AESTD

Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47792069)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: carmine forum

she did it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49040932)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Cocky comical point

you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnapped for the same amount of money right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49040941)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: supple sepia travel guidebook gas station

I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do you "snap" spaghetti? It's literally just dough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041107)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: appetizing fishy masturbator laser beams

You can't get any more prole jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041232)