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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
180 know-it-all home
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Tripping Cruise Ship
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
cyan adventurous box office
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
Tripping Cruise Ship
  07/14/25
100%
Vibrant Indigo Dopamine Boiling Water
  07/15/25
FAG
boyish state faggot firefighter
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
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  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
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"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
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  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
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How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
ungodly location nowag
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
180 know-it-all home
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
ungodly location nowag
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
180 know-it-all home
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
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You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
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jfc 180
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"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
Hilarious house-broken school puppy
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this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
Tripping Cruise Ship
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cyan adventurous box office
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ungodly location nowag
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Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
180 know-it-all home
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Tripping Cruise Ship
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
180 know-it-all home
  07/14/25
wut
Magical queen of the night organic girlfriend
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
180 know-it-all home
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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we all have brother
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Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
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stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
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Good poast moniker synergy
Beady-eyed menage headpube
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
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  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
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"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
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How big is her penis?
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Incredible thread
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  07/14/25
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  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
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Vibrant Indigo Dopamine Boiling Water
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
Vibrant Indigo Dopamine Boiling Water
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
180 know-it-all home
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: 180 know-it-all home

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Tripping Cruise Ship

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: cyan adventurous box office

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Tripping Cruise Ship

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Vibrant Indigo Dopamine Boiling Water

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: boyish state faggot firefighter

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Razzle Wagecucks Weed Whacker

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cheese-eating corner sweet tailpipe

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Hilarious house-broken school puppy



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Vibrant Indigo Dopamine Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: ungodly location nowag

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: 180 know-it-all home

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Frum mexican casino



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: ungodly location nowag

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: 180 know-it-all home

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: ungodly location nowag

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: 180 know-it-all home

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: ungodly location nowag

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Beady-eyed menage headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Garnet national security agency

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: ungodly location nowag

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: boyish state faggot firefighter

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Vibrant Indigo Dopamine Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Bespoke curious ticket booth

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Hilarious house-broken school puppy

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Tripping Cruise Ship

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: cyan adventurous box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: ungodly location nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: 180 know-it-all home

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Tripping Cruise Ship

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: 180 know-it-all home

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Magical queen of the night organic girlfriend

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: 180 know-it-all home

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Cobalt tanning salon

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Beady-eyed menage headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: racy cowardly locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Sable mind-boggling orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: blue nighttime rigpig bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: White Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Gaped cerebral newt

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Sable mind-boggling orchestra pit

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Razzle Wagecucks Weed Whacker



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: concupiscible boistinker skinny woman



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Frum mexican casino



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: ruby godawful lettuce



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: ungodly location nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Olive national



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Disgusting foreskin plaza



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: concupiscible boistinker skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Vibrant Indigo Dopamine Boiling Water

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Vibrant Indigo Dopamine Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Beady-eyed menage headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: dull medicated main people public bath

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Chestnut underhanded crackhouse mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: hateful insanely creepy really tough guy theater

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Beady-eyed menage headpube

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: geriatric lilac hunting ground

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: duck-like laughsome old irish cottage faggotry

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Titillating khaki kitchen feces

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: excitant prole reading party

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Salmon Indirect Expression

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Fishy Aromatic Telephone

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Garnet national security agency

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: self-centered judgmental ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: boyish state faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: ungodly location nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Vibrant Indigo Dopamine Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Vibrant Indigo Dopamine Boiling Water

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: 180 know-it-all home

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104451)