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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Garnet senate
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
wonderful glassy address
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
Garnet senate
  07/26/25
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Domesticated Rehab
  07/26/25
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Odious carnelian queen of the night
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
olive gas station pocket flask
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
Garnet senate
  07/26/25
At a bar
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Domesticated Rehab
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180 toaster
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big overrated field
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Garnet senate
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bateful selfie
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french messiness
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Violent chestnut market yarmulke
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spectacular public bath pervert
  07/27/25
Not hygienic
Aphrodisiac Seedy Jewess
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wonderful glassy address
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
drunken crystalline digit ratio
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
Garnet senate
  07/26/25
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wonderful glassy address
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
drunken crystalline digit ratio
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
Domesticated Rehab
  07/26/25
I know what to say
racy boiling water hall
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
Garnet senate
  07/27/25
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dashing candlestick maker
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
Maroon Trump Supporter Athletic Conference
  07/26/25
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Domesticated Rehab
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
vivacious heaven
  07/26/25
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bateful selfie
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
metal sound barrier
  07/26/25
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misanthropic native famous landscape painting
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
Gay multi-billionaire
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
bateful selfie
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
Garnet senate
  07/26/25
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wonderful glassy address
  07/26/25
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Comical Blood Rage Station
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
wonderful glassy address
  07/26/25
(who did it)
adventurous dilemma
  07/26/25
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Domesticated Rehab
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
dull low-t center
  07/26/25
which dad tp
Rose sick incel
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
milky impressive fat ankles
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Garnet senate

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: wonderful glassy address

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Garnet senate

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Domesticated Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Odious carnelian queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: olive gas station pocket flask

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Garnet senate

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: galvanic black bawdyhouse cumskin

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Domesticated Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: 180 toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: yapping partner quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: big overrated field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Cyan pistol deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: cowardly aromatic stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Saffron electric house stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Garnet senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: misanthropic native famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: bateful selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: french messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Charismatic dun community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Violent chestnut market yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: spectacular public bath pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134983)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Seedy Jewess

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: wonderful glassy address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: drunken crystalline digit ratio

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Garnet senate

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: wonderful glassy address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: drunken crystalline digit ratio

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Domesticated Rehab

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: racy boiling water hall

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Garnet senate

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: dashing candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Maroon Trump Supporter Athletic Conference

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Domesticated Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: vivacious heaven

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: bateful selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: metal sound barrier

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: misanthropic native famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Gay multi-billionaire

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: bateful selfie

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Garnet senate

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: wonderful glassy address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Comical Blood Rage Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: wonderful glassy address

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: adventurous dilemma

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Domesticated Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: dull low-t center

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Rose sick incel

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: milky impressive fat ankles

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134975)