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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Snowy mind-boggling state
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
walnut liquid oxygen lodge
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Snowy mind-boggling state
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
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Rebellious Cruel-hearted Gay Wizard
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Snowy mind-boggling state
  04/29/26
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  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
ruby hospital sandwich
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Know-it-all Spot Weed Whacker
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Know-it-all Spot Weed Whacker
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
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  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Lilac nofapping den
  05/02/26
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Light background story national security agency
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Snowy mind-boggling state
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
ruby hospital sandwich
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
Snowy mind-boggling state
  04/29/26
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180!
Lilac nofapping den
  04/29/26
hell yeah
Rebellious Cruel-hearted Gay Wizard
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Snowy mind-boggling state
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
claret area multi-billionaire
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Snowy mind-boggling state
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
rambunctious sooty giraffe police squad
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Snowy mind-boggling state
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
rambunctious sooty giraffe police squad
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Snowy mind-boggling state
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
Ocher native international law enforcement agency
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Snowy mind-boggling state
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
rambunctious sooty giraffe police squad
  05/01/26
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Light background story national security agency
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How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
Ocher native international law enforcement agency
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
rambunctious sooty giraffe police squad
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Light background story national security agency
  05/01/26
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180. I love forklift cases
Rebellious Cruel-hearted Gay Wizard
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  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
contagious ultramarine generalized bond
  04/30/26
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contagious ultramarine generalized bond
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just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
arrogant lascivious base
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Snowy mind-boggling state
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
rambunctious sooty giraffe police squad
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
Snowy mind-boggling state
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Light background story national security agency
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rambunctious sooty giraffe police squad
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Light background story national security agency
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Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
bisexual obsidian faggotry space
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Light background story national security agency
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congrats!
Know-it-all Spot Weed Whacker
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Irate parlour
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180
Light background story national security agency
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
Snowy mind-boggling state
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Light background story national security agency
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Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
bisexual obsidian faggotry space
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
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Lilac nofapping den
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Snowy mind-boggling state



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: walnut liquid oxygen lodge

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Snowy mind-boggling state

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: walnut liquid oxygen lodge

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Light background story national security agency



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Rebellious Cruel-hearted Gay Wizard



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Snowy mind-boggling state



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Light background story national security agency



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: ruby hospital sandwich

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Lilac nofapping den



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Light background story national security agency



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe masturbator



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Know-it-all Spot Weed Whacker



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Know-it-all Spot Weed Whacker

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Light background story national security agency

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Lilac nofapping den

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Light background story national security agency



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Snowy mind-boggling state

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: ruby hospital sandwich

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Snowy mind-boggling state

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Light background story national security agency



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Irate parlour



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: racy rehab skinny woman



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Lilac nofapping den

180!

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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Rebellious Cruel-hearted Gay Wizard

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Snowy mind-boggling state

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: claret area multi-billionaire

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Snowy mind-boggling state

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: rambunctious sooty giraffe police squad

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Snowy mind-boggling state

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: rambunctious sooty giraffe police squad

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Snowy mind-boggling state

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Ocher native international law enforcement agency

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Snowy mind-boggling state

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: rambunctious sooty giraffe police squad

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Light background story national security agency



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Ocher native international law enforcement agency

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: rambunctious sooty giraffe police squad

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Light background story national security agency

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Irate parlour

180

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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Rebellious Cruel-hearted Gay Wizard

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: flatulent aphrodisiac casino partner



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: contagious ultramarine generalized bond

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: contagious ultramarine generalized bond



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: arrogant lascivious base

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Snowy mind-boggling state

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: rambunctious sooty giraffe police squad

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Snowy mind-boggling state

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Light background story national security agency



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: rambunctious sooty giraffe police squad



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Light background story national security agency



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: bisexual obsidian faggotry space

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Light background story national security agency

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Know-it-all Spot Weed Whacker

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Irate parlour

Ginger tea with honey!

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Light background story national security agency

180

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Snowy mind-boggling state

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Light background story national security agency



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: bisexual obsidian faggotry space

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Light background story national security agency

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Lilac nofapping den



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