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Shitlib writes essay about teaching 12 y/o son to jerk off

https://slate.com/human-interest/2022/04/how-to-talk-to-a-te...
spruce university new version
  04/15/22
https://compote.slate.com/images/a7a53809-dbbf-427f-99bc-5c0...
Jade fear-inspiring gay wizard shrine
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(Bob Getty)
Copper hospital
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“My son reached seventh grade last September. When he ...
Mewling appetizing address
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"At 12, he’s yet to announce what kind of person ...
Electric carmine stain circlehead
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I had to stop reading. It was pedo literotica.
Mewling appetizing address
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deep dark scourge upon the earth center
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I don't see law enforcement not becoming involved. Kid's tea...
Very tactful old irish cottage
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irradiated stead
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“I’m not sure what turns me on.” Bull-f...
Jade fear-inspiring gay wizard shrine
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lmao @ the existence of some sex comedy show called Pen15 ai...
glassy whorehouse wagecucks
  04/15/22
if the kid looks anything like his dad it will be a skill he...
boyish prole
  04/15/22
gee i wonder why libs are so pissy about groomer memes?
buff sandwich
  04/15/22
And if anyone can spot a pedo relative it’s….
dashing gold electric furnace coldplay fan
  04/15/22
Wtf libs?
Cerise marvelous internal respiration
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I’m not reading this but was the uncle spaceporn?
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Uncle Spaceporn: "12? Aren't you a little old for this?...
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Math Professors Anxious
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not gonna read but I’d lol at libs if I wasn’t s...
Impertinent dysfunction
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You voted for this
Talking boiling water son of senegal
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what kind of family dynamic is it where a son asks his dad s...
Outnumbered erotic shitlib
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I was discussing this on xo years ago. http://www.autoa...
Very tactful old irish cottage
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This seems a little too inflammatory to have been published ...
Very tactful old irish cottage
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BRIAN GRESKO Brian Gresko is a widely published writer base...
Very tactful old irish cottage
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When I First Held You: 22 Critically Acclaimed Writers Talk ...
Very tactful old irish cottage
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94 comments, all negative. This is a fucking op
Very tactful old irish cottage
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never saw this coming
Vibrant Thirsty Location
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https://twitter.com/briangresko/status/972157782433595393?s=...
Mewling appetizing address
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This guy is a not real, he’s an AI output of the gay f...
dashing gold electric furnace coldplay fan
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Hypo: This is real, and you are this dood's lawyer. He didn'...
Very tactful old irish cottage
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I give him a version of this speech: https://m.youtube.co...
dashing gold electric furnace coldplay fan
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Bad answer. EDIT: That happens, but at a much later stage...
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Date: April 15th, 2022 7:35 PM
Author: spruce university new version

https://slate.com/human-interest/2022/04/how-to-talk-to-a-teenager-about-masturbation.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348473)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:06 PM
Author: Jade fear-inspiring gay wizard shrine

https://compote.slate.com/images/a7a53809-dbbf-427f-99bc-5c01117aa761.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348654)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:53 PM
Author: Copper hospital

(Bob Getty)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349612)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 7:38 PM
Author: Mewling appetizing address

“My son reached seventh grade last September. When he was full of questions about masturbation— When do people start doing it? How do you do it? What’s an orgasm like?—we phoned a longtime friend he calls his “uncle.” “If anyone knows about tween masturbation, it’s your uncle,” I told him. “He was obsessed, and did it all the time.”

On speaker phone, his uncle said that was indeed true. Then he answered my son’s questions and explained that it’s OK to feel all sorts of things while masturbating.”

The pedo “uncle” was probably jerking off the whole conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348497)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 7:44 PM
Author: Electric carmine stain circlehead

"At 12, he’s yet to announce what kind of person excites him and said as much directly: “I’m not sure what turns me on.”

I reminded him of how two of his favorite TV characters, Maya from Pen15 and Andrew in Big Mouth, experience desire not just for other people, but in an abstract way too, with toys or even by fantasizing about a tomato, or a pillow, or themselves. "

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348530)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:01 PM
Author: Mewling appetizing address

I had to stop reading. It was pedo literotica.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348629)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:05 PM
Author: deep dark scourge upon the earth center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348646)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:54 PM
Author: Very tactful old irish cottage

I don't see law enforcement not becoming involved. Kid's teachers and classmates and classmates' parents will read this. You could falsely accuse the dad of rape and prolly get a conviction if this is admissible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349331)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:47 PM
Author: irradiated stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349571)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:06 PM
Author: Jade fear-inspiring gay wizard shrine

“I’m not sure what turns me on.”

Bull-fucking-shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348658)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:57 PM
Author: glassy whorehouse wagecucks

lmao @ the existence of some sex comedy show called Pen15 aimed at kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349338)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:06 PM
Author: boyish prole

if the kid looks anything like his dad it will be a skill he needs https://images.app.goo.gl/V3JDeXjHoMPHvgZ5A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348657)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:08 PM
Author: buff sandwich

gee i wonder why libs are so pissy about groomer memes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348662)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:58 PM
Author: dashing gold electric furnace coldplay fan

And if anyone can spot a pedo relative it’s….

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349637)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:08 PM
Author: Cerise marvelous internal respiration

Wtf libs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348661)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:24 PM
Author: aqua misanthropic dilemma selfie

I’m not reading this but was the uncle spaceporn?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348740)



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Date: October 15th, 2026 8:44 PM
Author: containment-escapee frontier model

Uncle Spaceporn: "12? Aren't you a little old for this?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#50191504)



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Date: October 15th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: Math Professors Anxious



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#50191505)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:16 PM
Author: Impertinent dysfunction

not gonna read but I’d lol at libs if I wasn’t so scared they're trying to rape my kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349116)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:19 PM
Author: Talking boiling water son of senegal

You voted for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349137)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: Outnumbered erotic shitlib

what kind of family dynamic is it where a son asks his dad so many questions about whacking off? if my dad ever broached the subject with me, i probably would have stabbed myself in the ear with a pencil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349204)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:45 PM
Author: Very tactful old irish cottage

I was discussing this on xo years ago.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987879&forum_id=2#40527671

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349290)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:33 PM
Author: Very tactful old irish cottage

This seems a little too inflammatory to have been published the way it was, when it was. Almost subversively so. I wonder if someone at Slate staged it by inducing this massive pedo fag to write his confession under the rubric of "I can get you published on Slate!" The pedo already has the article linked on his web site

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349231)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:38 PM
Author: Very tactful old irish cottage

BRIAN GRESKO

Brian Gresko is a widely published writer based in Brooklyn. He co-runs Pete’s Reading Series, Brooklyn’s longest-running literary venue

https://slate.com/author/brian-gresko

Ok so where is he widely published? It can't be Slate because there are no links there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349254)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: Very tactful old irish cottage

When I First Held You: 22 Critically Acclaimed Writers Talk About the Triumphs, Challenges, and Transformative Experience of Fatherhood https://www.amazon.com/dp/0425269248/ref=cm_sw_r_awdo_J0PWF5YY0XRCED2SM0BC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349267)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:50 PM
Author: Very tactful old irish cottage

94 comments, all negative. This is a fucking op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349307)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:01 PM
Author: Vibrant Thirsty Location

never saw this coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349355)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:45 PM
Author: Mewling appetizing address

https://twitter.com/briangresko/status/972157782433595393?s=20&t=WOBZa69s1dcY1WS0RCQlgQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349563)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:59 PM
Author: dashing gold electric furnace coldplay fan

This guy is a not real, he’s an AI output of the gay face analyzer and this article is a work (against America by satan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349643)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: Very tactful old irish cottage

Hypo: This is real, and you are this dood's lawyer. He didn't tell you before he did it. You just found out about it ITT.*

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*this is not unlike working for the govt sometimes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349653)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: dashing gold electric furnace coldplay fan

I give him a version of this speech:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zz3PhWFhA3I



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349665)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: Very tactful old irish cottage

Bad answer.

EDIT: That happens, but at a much later stage. Right now it's not your first priority. Also it's best if someone else delivers those lines, though you may be the one who writes them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349668)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: Aromatic community account orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349656)



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Date: April 16th, 2022 8:04 PM
Author: Mewling appetizing address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44353654)



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Date: April 16th, 2022 10:18 PM
Author: dashing gold electric furnace coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44354295)



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Date: October 15th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: Math Professors Anxious



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#50191482)