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wife made a fucking mess snapping spaghetti noodles in half before boiling

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could h...
Curious Chapel
  06/29/24
She longs for the fist brother
Razzmatazz plaza dog poop
  06/22/25
what a disaster never let an Italian see this
electric fighting whorehouse
  06/29/24
Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs
snowy rigor therapy
  06/29/24
wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast
electric fighting whorehouse
  06/29/24
here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soc...
electric fighting whorehouse
  06/29/24
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jade sinister location sweet tailpipe
  06/29/24
Link delivered
Dead metal heaven headpube
  06/29/24
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Ungodly Main People School Cafeteria
  06/29/24
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Exciting Startled Marketing Idea
  06/29/24
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Motley frum reading party dragon
  06/29/24
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Curious Chapel
  07/02/24
dont use cheap pasta
jade sinister location sweet tailpipe
  06/29/24
sounds like you have some major marital problems man
Slate Half-breed Foreskin
  06/29/24
Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling...
Swashbuckling Faggot Firefighter
  06/29/24
and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes
jade sinister location sweet tailpipe
  06/29/24
It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downwar...
Swashbuckling Faggot Firefighter
  06/29/24
pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1...
jade sinister location sweet tailpipe
  06/29/24
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Swashbuckling Faggot Firefighter
  06/29/24
No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap past...
appetizing irate parlor
  06/22/25
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vibrant ultramarine codepig sanctuary
  06/22/25
even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially ...
Slate Half-breed Foreskin
  06/29/24
correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you...
mind-boggling really tough guy boiling water
  06/29/24
Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pie...
Swashbuckling Faggot Firefighter
  06/29/24
fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, i...
mind-boggling really tough guy boiling water
  07/02/24
"It doesn't carry the sauce as well." WHAT A FUCK...
awkward legal warrant
  06/22/25
It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretend...
Dead metal heaven headpube
  06/29/24
Snap one of her arms
fiercely-loyal base
  06/29/24
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at-the-ready ebony parlour
  06/22/25
shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti
charismatic step-uncle's house useless brakes
  06/29/24
(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)
flushed unhinged regret crotch
  06/29/24
Jfc
sooty harsh senate
  06/29/24
AESTD Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump
Motley frum reading party dragon
  06/29/24
she did it again
Curious Chapel
  06/22/25
you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnappe...
soul-stirring learning disabled macaca hominid
  06/22/25
I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do y...
vibrant ultramarine codepig sanctuary
  06/22/25
You can't get any more prole jfc
Razzmatazz plaza dog poop
  06/22/25


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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: Curious Chapel

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could have accommodated 3 lbs of pasta no problem, said she grew up with small pots and can't break the habit of snapping them out of the box sending 100 pasta shards over the range, counters, floor. barbarous way to prepare pasta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791749)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz plaza dog poop

She longs for the fist brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041226)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: electric fighting whorehouse

what a disaster

never let an Italian see this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791755)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: snowy rigor therapy

Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791815)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: electric fighting whorehouse

wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791832)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: electric fighting whorehouse

here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soccer fans ahead of a Euro 2024 soccer game by breaking packets of spaghetti in the Italians' faces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htmaP-lfCbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791759)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: jade sinister location sweet tailpipe

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Dead metal heaven headpube

Link delivered

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Ungodly Main People School Cafeteria

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Exciting Startled Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47792033)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Motley frum reading party dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47792071)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: Curious Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47802078)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: jade sinister location sweet tailpipe

dont use cheap pasta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791817)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: Slate Half-breed Foreskin

sounds like you have some major marital problems man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791822)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Faggot Firefighter

Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling water, so all the pieces fall inside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791830)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: jade sinister location sweet tailpipe

and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791838)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Faggot Firefighter

It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downward and direct the path of the shards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791840)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: jade sinister location sweet tailpipe

pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1-2" apart to control the snap area and thereby minimize pasta shrapnel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791855)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791898)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: appetizing irate parlor

No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap pasta in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041080)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: vibrant ultramarine codepig sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041096)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: Slate Half-breed Foreskin

even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially until they soften then push them down into the water. breaking them in half is ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791847)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: mind-boggling really tough guy boiling water

correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you want them long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791903)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Faggot Firefighter

Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pieces anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47792034)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling really tough guy boiling water

fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, it doesn't carry the sauce as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47803154)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: awkward legal warrant

"It doesn't carry the sauce as well."

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT THING TO SAY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041233)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: Dead metal heaven headpube

It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretending she “can’t break the habit” when it reality she just thinks her way is better and knows she can do it the way she prefers and you won’t do shit about it. You should tell her you prefer bucatini and have her make that instead. The thicker noodle doesn’t stay curled around the fork properly if it’s too short so it forces the issue of leaving it longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791875)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal base

Snap one of her arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791884)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: at-the-ready ebony parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041168)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: charismatic step-uncle's house useless brakes

shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791901)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: flushed unhinged regret crotch

(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791970)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: sooty harsh senate

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47792031)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Motley frum reading party dragon

AESTD

Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47792069)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Curious Chapel

she did it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49040932)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: soul-stirring learning disabled macaca hominid

you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnapped for the same amount of money right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49040941)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: vibrant ultramarine codepig sanctuary

I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do you "snap" spaghetti? It's literally just dough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041107)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Razzmatazz plaza dog poop

You can't get any more prole jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041232)