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Jesus never read the New Testament. It was assembled 300+ years after him death

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and dec...
ultramarine resort ape
  11/12/24
*canon and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.
Exhilarant glassy old irish cottage shitlib
  11/12/24
i havent read my posthumous biography either
dun godawful fat ankles
  11/12/24
werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?
haunting territorial nursing home
  11/12/24
it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could wri...
Exhilarant glassy old irish cottage shitlib
  11/12/24
wow!
walnut bisexual orchestra pit
  11/12/24
Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the ...
Razzle-dazzle ruddy prole
  11/12/24
Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: T...
Sadistic Stage
  11/12/24
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Exhilarant glassy old irish cottage shitlib
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Big-titted plaza sweet tailpipe
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haunting territorial nursing home
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Transparent Lascivious Jewess Stage
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walnut bisexual orchestra pit
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Emerald soul-stirring range marketing idea
  06/27/25
Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters,...
Big-titted plaza sweet tailpipe
  11/12/24
some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means tha...
Exhilarant glassy old irish cottage shitlib
  11/12/24
lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing ...
pea-brained self-centered school cafeteria juggernaut
  11/12/24
He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally th...
outnumbered candlestick maker point
  11/12/24
lmao @ OP just lmao
dun godawful fat ankles
  11/12/24
lmao Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really diggin...
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maniacal indian lodge
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Transparent Lascivious Jewess Stage
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Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early dra...
wonderful brindle rigor goyim
  11/12/24
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slippery buck-toothed pervert
  11/12/24
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, an...
awkward den
  11/12/24
(John 1, original draft)
walnut bisexual orchestra pit
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walnut bisexual orchestra pit
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That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of ...
fear-inspiring angry messiness
  06/08/25
Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he rea...
180 pocket flask associate
  06/08/25
Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omni...
garnet swashbuckling office volcanic crater
  06/08/25
(Nicene faggot)
180 pocket flask associate
  06/08/25
three persons, one substance, one God.
Exhilarant glassy old irish cottage shitlib
  06/08/25
Damning.
vigorous light step-uncle's house trump supporter
  06/08/25


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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: ultramarine resort ape

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and decided they were now cannon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327650)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Exhilarant glassy old irish cottage shitlib

*canon

and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327778)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: dun godawful fat ankles

i havent read my posthumous biography either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327652)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: haunting territorial nursing home

werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327738)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: Exhilarant glassy old irish cottage shitlib

it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could write Greek like you see in John's gospel.

matthew, being jewish, probably had access to people who could write for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327801)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: walnut bisexual orchestra pit

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327747)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ruddy prole

Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327765)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Sadistic Stage

Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: THE NUMBER FORMATTING IN PSALMS IS COMPLETELY OFF. NEED TO GIVE THIS A FULL HARD PROOF ASAP. ALSO HAS PAUL IN THE JERUSALEM OFFICE GIVEN HIS COMMENTS ON ACTS YET?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327773)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Exhilarant glassy old irish cottage shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327781)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: Big-titted plaza sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327783)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: walnut bisexual orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327792)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: haunting territorial nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328547)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: Flatulent Bonkers Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996276)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: 180 pocket flask associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996293)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: maniacal indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996316)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Transparent Lascivious Jewess Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996321)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: walnut bisexual orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996474)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Emerald soul-stirring range marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#49055425)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Big-titted plaza sweet tailpipe

Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters, existed within a couple of decades of Jesus's death, and Mark wasn't long after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327775)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Exhilarant glassy old irish cottage shitlib

some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means that a lot of people who knew Jesus personally were still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327791)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: pea-brained self-centered school cafeteria juggernaut

lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing drafts to Jesus like some nid-level associate?

This is unacceptable! WTF! I am glad we didn't send this directly to the Big Man upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327793)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: outnumbered candlestick maker point

He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally the Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327812)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: dun godawful fat ankles

lmao @ OP just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327814)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: cerebral twinkling place of business

lmao

Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really digging this new testament, wondering why all this foreshadowing about crosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327923)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: maniacal indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996317)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Transparent Lascivious Jewess Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996322)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: wonderful brindle rigor goyim

Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early draft of the gospels, circling "supersubstantial" - "not a fucking word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328333)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: walnut bisexual orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328410)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: slippery buck-toothed pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328548)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: awkward den

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328539)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: walnut bisexual orchestra pit

(John 1, original draft)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328828)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: walnut bisexual orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996475)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: fear-inspiring angry messiness

That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of the early Roman Empire , when all sorts of various eastern “cults” were in vogue , is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the veracity of the Christ story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996286)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: 180 pocket flask associate

Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he read a book that describes him leaving and never coming back. Like unless you mean from heaven, but then he probably has gotten around to reading it wtf are you on about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996480)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: garnet swashbuckling office volcanic crater

Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omniscient and omnipotent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996484)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: 180 pocket flask associate

(Nicene faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996486)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Exhilarant glassy old irish cottage shitlib

three persons, one substance, one God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996499)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: vigorous light step-uncle's house trump supporter

Damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996493)