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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Jet-lagged onyx principal's office weed whacker
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
opaque new version area
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
Exciting federal national security agency
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
opaque new version area
  07/14/25
100%
Curious Spot
  07/15/25
FAG
Abusive Smoky Faggotry Useless Brakes
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
wine gas station giraffe
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
Shaky locus turdskin
  07/14/25
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histrionic chest-beating party of the first part ticket booth
  07/14/25
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Curious Spot
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
nubile transparent jap hominid
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
Jet-lagged onyx principal's office weed whacker
  07/14/25
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Mind-boggling whorehouse nowag
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
nubile transparent jap hominid
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Jet-lagged onyx principal's office weed whacker
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
nubile transparent jap hominid
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Jet-lagged onyx principal's office weed whacker
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
nubile transparent jap hominid
  07/14/25
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blue contagious stead
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
Heady Disturbing Feces Abode
  07/15/25
Lol
nubile transparent jap hominid
  07/15/25
jfc 180
Abusive Smoky Faggotry Useless Brakes
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Curious Spot
  07/15/25
At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
180 outnumbered mediation fat ankles
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
histrionic chest-beating party of the first part ticket booth
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
opaque new version area
  07/14/25
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Exciting federal national security agency
  07/14/25
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nubile transparent jap hominid
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Jet-lagged onyx principal's office weed whacker
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
opaque new version area
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Jet-lagged onyx principal's office weed whacker
  07/14/25
wut
Drunken Native Psychic
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
Jet-lagged onyx principal's office weed whacker
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
Cerebral Fiercely-loyal Tattoo
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blue contagious stead
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provocative soggy community account
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Red Indirect Expression Sanctuary
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black cheese-eating theater stage
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garnet vivacious senate karate
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
infuriating pink location windowlicker
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
Red Indirect Expression Sanctuary
  07/15/25
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wine gas station giraffe
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jade pungent half-breed telephone
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Mind-boggling whorehouse nowag
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vigorous school love of her life
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Floppy Toaster Locale
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jade pungent half-breed telephone
  07/15/25
we all have brother
Curious Spot
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Curious Spot
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blue contagious stead
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
lemon sinister international law enforcement agency hairy legs
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Idiotic queen of the night
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
fuchsia famous landscape painting corner
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
blue contagious stead
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Saffron church
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
Learning Disabled Brunch
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
Orange pozpig crackhouse
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
dull big national gaming laptop
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
Hairraiser slippery mental disorder
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
bat-shit-crazy ivory internal respiration bawdyhouse
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
Heady Disturbing Feces Abode
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Orchid Nighttime French Chef
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Abusive Smoky Faggotry Useless Brakes
  07/15/25
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nubile transparent jap hominid
  07/15/25
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Curious Spot
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
Curious Spot
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
Jet-lagged onyx principal's office weed whacker
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Jet-lagged onyx principal's office weed whacker

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: opaque new version area

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Exciting federal national security agency

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: opaque new version area

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Curious Spot

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Abusive Smoky Faggotry Useless Brakes

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: wine gas station giraffe

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Shaky locus turdskin

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: histrionic chest-beating party of the first part ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Curious Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: nubile transparent jap hominid

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Jet-lagged onyx principal's office weed whacker

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Mind-boggling whorehouse nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: nubile transparent jap hominid

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Jet-lagged onyx principal's office weed whacker

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: nubile transparent jap hominid

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Jet-lagged onyx principal's office weed whacker

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: nubile transparent jap hominid

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: blue contagious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Heady Disturbing Feces Abode

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: nubile transparent jap hominid

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Abusive Smoky Faggotry Useless Brakes

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Curious Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: 180 outnumbered mediation fat ankles

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: histrionic chest-beating party of the first part ticket booth

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: opaque new version area

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Exciting federal national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: nubile transparent jap hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Jet-lagged onyx principal's office weed whacker

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: opaque new version area

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Jet-lagged onyx principal's office weed whacker

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Drunken Native Psychic

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Jet-lagged onyx principal's office weed whacker

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Cerebral Fiercely-loyal Tattoo

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: blue contagious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: provocative soggy community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Red Indirect Expression Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: black cheese-eating theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: garnet vivacious senate karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: infuriating pink location windowlicker

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Red Indirect Expression Sanctuary

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: wine gas station giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103451)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: jade pungent half-breed telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103487)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Mind-boggling whorehouse nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: vigorous school love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: nubile transparent jap hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Narrow-minded parlor pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103950)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Floppy Toaster Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103011)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: jade pungent half-breed telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Curious Spot

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Curious Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: blue contagious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: lemon sinister international law enforcement agency hairy legs

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Idiotic queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: fuchsia famous landscape painting corner

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: blue contagious stead

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Saffron church

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Brunch

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Orange pozpig crackhouse

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: dull big national gaming laptop

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Hairraiser slippery mental disorder

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy ivory internal respiration bawdyhouse

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Heady Disturbing Feces Abode

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Orchid Nighttime French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Abusive Smoky Faggotry Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: nubile transparent jap hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Curious Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Curious Spot

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Jet-lagged onyx principal's office weed whacker

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104451)