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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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Big-titted chartreuse personal credit line ratface
  06/27/25
i support islam now
aquamarine organic girlfriend
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silver motley locale marketing idea
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
Big crawly blood rage police squad
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
Big-titted chartreuse personal credit line ratface
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
Big crawly blood rage police squad
  06/27/25
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brilliant odious hissy fit
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Vermilion Wild Cuckoldry Trailer Park
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180 nofapping liquid oxygen indian lodge
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Frozen high-end depressive
  06/27/25
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Frozen high-end depressive
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
Buck-toothed topaz rehab
  06/27/25
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irradiated den
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
Vermilion Wild Cuckoldry Trailer Park
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
infuriating aromatic idiot
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
Vermilion Wild Cuckoldry Trailer Park
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
Big crawly blood rage police squad
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
Vermilion Wild Cuckoldry Trailer Park
  06/27/25
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Violet violent spot half-breed
  06/27/25
It's both
Medicated hell double fault
  06/27/25
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180 nofapping liquid oxygen indian lodge
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
fluffy mahogany old irish cottage
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
Trip bronze range athletic conference
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
aquamarine organic girlfriend
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
charcoal black woman
  06/27/25
lmfao
infuriating aromatic idiot
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
yellow excitant love of her life forum
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
180 nofapping liquid oxygen indian lodge
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
yellow excitant love of her life forum
  06/27/25
lmao
Frozen high-end depressive
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
Big crawly blood rage police squad
  06/27/25
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Red exciting theatre mediation
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
Frozen high-end depressive
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
Azure razzmatazz regret
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
Frozen high-end depressive
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
Vermilion Wild Cuckoldry Trailer Park
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
Azure razzmatazz regret
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
Vermilion Wild Cuckoldry Trailer Park
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
180 nofapping liquid oxygen indian lodge
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
yellow excitant love of her life forum
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
Frozen high-end depressive
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
180 nofapping liquid oxygen indian lodge
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
Onyx stirring parlour
  06/27/25
TiTscR
Costumed Pisswyrm Locus
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
Big-titted chartreuse personal credit line ratface
  06/27/25
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Big-titted chartreuse personal credit line ratface
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
fluffy mahogany old irish cottage
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
Razzle Coiffed Filthpig
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
swashbuckling erotic institution
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
pale racy jewess
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
Henna glittery bawdyhouse mother
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
Razzle Coiffed Filthpig
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
peach hall
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
Trip bronze range athletic conference
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
Frozen high-end depressive
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
Henna glittery bawdyhouse mother
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
Razzle Coiffed Filthpig
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Big-titted chartreuse personal credit line ratface



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: aquamarine organic girlfriend

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: silver motley locale marketing idea



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Big crawly blood rage police squad

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Big-titted chartreuse personal credit line ratface

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Big crawly blood rage police squad

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: brilliant odious hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054439)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Vermilion Wild Cuckoldry Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: 180 nofapping liquid oxygen indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Frozen high-end depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Frozen high-end depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Buck-toothed topaz rehab

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: irradiated den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Vermilion Wild Cuckoldry Trailer Park

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: infuriating aromatic idiot

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Vermilion Wild Cuckoldry Trailer Park

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Big crawly blood rage police squad

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Vermilion Wild Cuckoldry Trailer Park

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Violet violent spot half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Medicated hell double fault

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: 180 nofapping liquid oxygen indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: fluffy mahogany old irish cottage

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Trip bronze range athletic conference

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: aquamarine organic girlfriend

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: charcoal black woman

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: infuriating aromatic idiot

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: yellow excitant love of her life forum

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: 180 nofapping liquid oxygen indian lodge

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: yellow excitant love of her life forum

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Frozen high-end depressive

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Big crawly blood rage police squad

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: Red exciting theatre mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Frozen high-end depressive

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Azure razzmatazz regret

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Frozen high-end depressive

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Vermilion Wild Cuckoldry Trailer Park

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Azure razzmatazz regret

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Vermilion Wild Cuckoldry Trailer Park

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: 180 nofapping liquid oxygen indian lodge

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: yellow excitant love of her life forum

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Frozen high-end depressive

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: 180 nofapping liquid oxygen indian lodge

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Onyx stirring parlour

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Costumed Pisswyrm Locus

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Big-titted chartreuse personal credit line ratface

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Big-titted chartreuse personal credit line ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: fluffy mahogany old irish cottage

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Razzle Coiffed Filthpig

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: swashbuckling erotic institution

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: pale racy jewess

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Henna glittery bawdyhouse mother

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Razzle Coiffed Filthpig

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: peach hall

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Trip bronze range athletic conference

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Frozen high-end depressive

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Henna glittery bawdyhouse mother

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Razzle Coiffed Filthpig

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055482)