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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:57 AM Author: Orchid Lascivious Faggot Firefighter Parlor A life full of happiness, joy, fraternal friendship, hawt women, exotic locations, and good friends
All cause these Jews are pumping this fraud faggot market now im furked im out like 70k these bastard chods i will never forgive unless market tanks this week |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:38 AM Author: arrogant bawdyhouse roast beef Why won't those stocks stop trading themselves AND JUST LEAVE YOU ALONE???? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816446) |
Date: April 14th, 2026 5:40 AM Author: blue double fault You shouldn't just dump it all in VOO though because I'm 100% sure you'll beat the S&P in the long run, even though 99% of "traders" don't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816226) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:34 AM Author: Orchid Lascivious Faggot Firefighter Parlor my puts need like a 500% gain i dont think VOO will do that for 50 years im gonna furking put them in QQQ puts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816365) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:45 AM Author: blue double fault Optimists make more money in the markets, period. You'll never get rich with that put-option shit. If you're going to gamble (and you are) you gotta gamble to the upside. Here's a carpenter who spun up $400 million YOLOing TSLA calls over and over (before losing it all back but still): https://opmwire.com/former-carpenter-christopher-devocht-sues-rbc-and-grant-thornton-for-415-million-loss/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816379) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:44 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone alpha You don't have insider information because you don't fellate Larry Loomer in Mar-e-Lago men's room. Therefore you are fucked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816227) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:45 AM Author: titillating roommate principal's office go back to working your shift at motel 6 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816230) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:42 AM Author: stimulating orchestra pit Describe hot women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816373) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:44 AM Author: Orchid Lascivious Faggot Firefighter Parlor no such thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816377) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:46 AM Author: Apoplectic Address Just keep buying and holding that 3x inverse semiconductor etf. But whatever you do, do NOT short! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816380) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:50 AM Author: Orchid Lascivious Faggot Firefighter Parlor im actually thinking of selling some of the SOXS to put into QQQ puts then i can maek back both my SOXS loss and my other put losses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816386) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:52 AM Author: Apoplectic Address But what if it goes down. Or up. It inverse so Idk what good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816388) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:52 AM Author: Orchid Lascivious Faggot Firefighter Parlor it cant go down forever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816390) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:54 AM Author: Apoplectic Address Cr at some point the sun will burn out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816394) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:51 AM Author: blue double fault SOXS is down 95% in the past 12 months. 99.87% the past 5 years. This shit is one of the surest losers in the history of financial markets. It's designed to go down! Please, use some common sense Tommy! Why would you own this shit if it's not part of a sophisticated pairs trade (it isn't)! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816387) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:52 AM Author: Orchid Lascivious Faggot Firefighter Parlor u dumb nigga u cant look at 3x ETF's based on 1y, i was actually up like 35% at one point but didnt sell that was my only mistake
now i bought moar and will just HOLD, i just need SOXX to drop like 10-15% and most of my losses are recovered. EASY PEASY |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:54 AM Author: blue double fault Of course I can look it based on 1y. How do you think it's down 95% in 240 trading days? Because it goes down almost half a percent per day on average! And that's the case every single year! Owning this without some source of explicit alpha is like betting on the Harlem Globetrotters to win outright! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816395) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM Author: Orchid Lascivious Faggot Firefighter Parlor nigga thats a function of how it works nigga (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816750) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:17 PM Author: blue double fault Exactly! So why do you own it! It's guaranteed to go down 99% over and over! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816891) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: Orchid Lascivious Faggot Firefighter Parlor im not planning holding it long term nigga, i shld have sold it when i was up 30% but i asumed market wld tank moar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816895) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: Vigorous nofapping boltzmann dog poop I'm up 25%. I'm gonna cum. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816900) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:52 AM Author: Apoplectic Address Bangalore Buffett: buy when there's shit in the streets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816391) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM Author: Orchid Lascivious Faggot Firefighter Parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816753) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:07 PM Author: navy appetizing gas station hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816861) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 5:40 AM Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49831376) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: razzle zippy locale ljl.. leveraged etfs have extreme time decay, they are NOT meant to be long term holds
🧠 What SOXS actually does
SOXS is designed to:
Go UP when semiconductor stocks go DOWN Move about 3× (triple) the daily opposite move of the semiconductor sector
👉 Example:
If semiconductor stocks fall –1% in a day, SOXS aims to go +3% If semiconductors rise +1%, SOXS goes –3% ⚠️ The important catch (this is where people get burned)
It only targets that 3× inverse return for ONE DAY.
Over multiple days:
Returns can drift and behave unpredictably You can lose money even if the sector trends downward slowly
This is due to something called compounding (you don’t need the math—just know it matters a lot here). |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:54 AM Author: Bright crusty whorehouse weed whacker My employer makes 85% of its money lending margin funds to degenerate gamblers with 8, 9 and 10 figure net worths. Every single customer we have is basically a middle aged dude with a serious mental problem but piles of money. Some of these dudes will bet on anything. We expanded into prediction markets at the start of the year and its amazing watching these same guys bet 7 figures on basketball too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816393) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:28 PM Author: Orchid Lascivious Faggot Firefighter Parlor praise allah i dont do that shit, i know a nowag who lost 200k+ of his mom's money on margin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816755) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 4:29 PM Author: Bright crusty whorehouse weed whacker I used to think that selling annuities was evil but that it is saintly ethically compared to working for a Kalshi clone.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49817330) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:48 AM Author: Clear station How are you losing money when the market is up and near an all-time high? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816471) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:49 AM Author: floppy crystalline corn cake box office First time reading a TT stockpoast in 15 years? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816472) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:28 PM Author: Orchid Lascivious Faggot Firefighter Parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816757) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:51 AM Author: blue double fault This guy is a money-burning artiste. He really has a stylistic panache for it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49816476) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:28 PM Author: Orchid Lascivious Faggot Firefighter Parlor i have 500k in SPY QQQ etc and that maeks money, issue is SOXS kills me, often it declines 10x more than QQQ
but today im actually up like 1k |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:30 PM Author: Orchid Lascivious Faggot Firefighter Parlor Update: I sold 50k each of QQQ and SPY, now I only have 400k in market in JEPI, SPYI and QQQ/SPY
I rolled my SOXL and TQQQ puts into QQQ 620 P 5/1
Also have a SOXL 5/1
I have 25k into puts its worth like 3k. I need a major rebound to cut my losses here Jews. Help me out Goldbergs! |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 2:15 PM Author: boyish cruise ship Srs Q: are you Rudolph? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49817045) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 4:30 PM Author: Orchid Lascivious Faggot Firefighter Parlor who is that, a reindeer? no im spirtually lizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49817333) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 6:36 PM Author: Shaky smoky home newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49817688) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 6:36 PM Author: Cerebral kitty cat I'm sorry you are so poor & retarded :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49817686) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 11:38 AM Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF im still retarded, just LJL at SOXL even when QQQ is down its up 1-2% furking insane, now im buying long dated puts expiring mid june (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49831888) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 11:39 AM Author: wonderful businesses (Is it not the case) Tommy the market is still going to go up in the long run (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49831892) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 11:51 AM Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF it cant keep goin up every furing day SOXL is up 15 trading days now, this is furking absurd and retarded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49831917) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 11:50 AM If u need to, you can just roll them over bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49831915) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 11:52 AM Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF i will roll forever, basically i have half my IRA in SHIT now everythign else is fine either stocks or non-equities getting dividens
so its lik 150-200k of SHIT i can just play arnd with until i maek my losses back
i will MAEK it |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 12:02 PM U should keep trading options until you at least won back the money you lost trading options. Remember your JD training and u will make it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856899&forum_id=2#49831937) |