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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM Author: vengeful razzmatazz foreskin Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.
Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: slate floppy dopamine idiot u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101515) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: thriller awkward lay they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101526) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: slate floppy dopamine idiot sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101533) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: Blathering Bawdyhouse Famous Landscape Painting 100% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104025) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: Thirsty Giraffe FAG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103886) |
Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM Author: Marvelous address Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101481) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: Arrogant principal's office Pic of the cheeks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101482) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: ungodly dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101500) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: Blathering Bawdyhouse Famous Landscape Painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104026) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: Amethyst Know-it-all Sanctuary Sandwich "Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101483) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: vengeful razzmatazz foreskin I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101488) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: Metal startling property half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101502) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM Author: Amethyst Know-it-all Sanctuary Sandwich How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101508) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM Author: vengeful razzmatazz foreskin Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101547) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: Amethyst Know-it-all Sanctuary Sandwich How did she respond? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101576) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM Author: vengeful razzmatazz foreskin Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101592) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM Author: Amethyst Know-it-all Sanctuary Sandwich Lol I guess you had to try (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101658) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM Author: white splenetic double fault institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102175) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM Author: Concupiscible theatre jewess You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao
This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even. |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: Amethyst Know-it-all Sanctuary Sandwich Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103905) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: Thirsty Giraffe jfc 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103910) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: Blathering Bawdyhouse Famous Landscape Painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104036) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: stimulating pea-brained meetinghouse trust fund At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101496) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: ungodly dragon "with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"
u poor dumb bastard |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: slate floppy dopamine idiot this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.
if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF
and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her
best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.
trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM Author: thriller awkward lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101528) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: Amethyst Know-it-all Sanctuary Sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101535) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: vengeful razzmatazz foreskin Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.
I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: slate floppy dopamine idiot it's tricky with work situations
never risk your livelihood for a woman |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: vengeful razzmatazz foreskin Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101541) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM Author: big gaping associate wut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101684) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: vengeful razzmatazz foreskin I’m married with kids part? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101842) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: ebony swashbuckling cruise ship you lost the plot right there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101848) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM Author: white splenetic double fault institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102176) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: fuchsia very tactful nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102361) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: Seedy heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102363) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: provocative pungent house coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102365) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: Misunderstood faggotry plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102395) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM Author: Ocher fanboi brunch People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102401) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM Author: Seedy heaven No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102445) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: Marvelous address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103451) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: khaki whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103487) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM Author: Metal startling property half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103544) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM Author: Lavender pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103593) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: Amethyst Know-it-all Sanctuary Sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103931) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: onyx fear-inspiring point milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103950) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM Author: balding depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103011) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: khaki whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103485) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: Blathering Bawdyhouse Famous Landscape Painting we all have brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104039) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: Blathering Bawdyhouse Famous Landscape Painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104037) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: white splenetic double fault institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101532) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM Author: Narrow-minded goal in life cumskin Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101544) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM Author: Comical site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101613) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM Author: abusive talking parlor black woman stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101561) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM Author: white splenetic double fault institution Good poast moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102177) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM Author: spectacular mahogany dilemma tank She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101678) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM Author: slimy appetizing stead It’s already turned into rape in her mind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101681) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: orange cruel-hearted useless brakes "it was rape, but, like, the bad kind" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102417) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: violent startled library How big is her penis? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101847) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM Author: adulterous bull headed tanning salon halford Incredible thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101861) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: Brass curious office newt Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102429) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: Concupiscible theatre jewess Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103865) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM Author: Mustard station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103899) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM Author: Thirsty Giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103903) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM Author: Amethyst Know-it-all Sanctuary Sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103934) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM Author: Blathering Bawdyhouse Famous Landscape Painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104405) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM Author: Blathering Bawdyhouse Famous Landscape Painting humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104407) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: vengeful razzmatazz foreskin ? Didn’t want to lose my employment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104451) |