Date: March 24th, 2026 2:58 PM
Author: big queef
Erika - looks older, like she got her law degree and then failed out of medical school so she's attempting pharmacy school.
Yuna - looks like she vapes, talks like a nigger, and probably fucks like one too.
Emma - Played some volleyball in college.
Jennah - musical theater vibes, she's gonna fail out.
Grace - looks like she'll drive 2 hours to fuck that my little restricted guy poaster.
Shiyi - looks weird as fuck, I bet she has a major accent but I'd still bang.
Alexandria - Someone call ICE on this mystery meat.
Jennifer - looks friendly but also fugly. Would pound beers and rip farts with her but don't think I could get hard unless she graduates and prescribes me a fuckton of boner pills.
Ngan - Looks like a more svelte Jennifer, would probably fuck her though.
Michelle - looks like a pharmacy version of nutella. No bueno
Elaine Wang - Would have to walk a fine line between fucking her and not getting her to think we're in a relationship because she looks like the type that'd get jealous and slowly poison me to death.
Isabal - Clearly the hottest but also the bitchiest. She's bad and she knows it when compared to the above. Probably requires a trip to Chanel before PiV.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849255&forum_id=2#49765635)