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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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Domesticated transparent indian lodge becky
  06/27/25
i support islam now
Indecent Shrine People Who Are Hurt
  06/27/25
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dark cracking hall
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
Concupiscible fishy crackhouse cuck
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
Domesticated transparent indian lodge becky
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
Concupiscible fishy crackhouse cuck
  06/27/25
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spectacular circlehead
  06/27/25
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Dead half-breed
  06/27/25
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underhanded awkward library
  06/27/25
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hyperventilating pea-brained pit foreskin
  06/27/25
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hyperventilating pea-brained pit foreskin
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
stimulating plaza mediation
  06/27/25
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black address
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
Dead half-breed
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
opaque deranged immigrant
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
Dead half-breed
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
Concupiscible fishy crackhouse cuck
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
Dead half-breed
  06/27/25
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Razzle-dazzle Orchid Senate
  06/27/25
It's both
Hairraiser property trump supporter
  06/27/25
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underhanded awkward library
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
shivering den turdskin
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
Electric cheese-eating tank school cafeteria
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
Indecent Shrine People Who Are Hurt
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
umber 180 principal's office fanboi
  06/27/25
lmfao
opaque deranged immigrant
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
violet razzmatazz business firm
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
underhanded awkward library
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
violet razzmatazz business firm
  06/27/25
lmao
hyperventilating pea-brained pit foreskin
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
Concupiscible fishy crackhouse cuck
  06/27/25
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Sable round eye twinkling uncleanness
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
hyperventilating pea-brained pit foreskin
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
Iridescent stock car milk
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
hyperventilating pea-brained pit foreskin
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
Dead half-breed
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
Iridescent stock car milk
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
Dead half-breed
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
underhanded awkward library
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
violet razzmatazz business firm
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
hyperventilating pea-brained pit foreskin
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
underhanded awkward library
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
chestnut piazza selfie
  06/27/25
TiTscR
painfully honest thriller temple rigpig
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
Domesticated transparent indian lodge becky
  06/27/25
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Domesticated transparent indian lodge becky
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
shivering den turdskin
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
sickened kitchen really tough guy
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
Jet odious persian
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
indigo vivacious spot fortuitous meteor
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
Ebony field skinny woman
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
sickened kitchen really tough guy
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
magenta ticket booth jap
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
Electric cheese-eating tank school cafeteria
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
hyperventilating pea-brained pit foreskin
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
Ebony field skinny woman
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
sickened kitchen really tough guy
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Domesticated transparent indian lodge becky



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Indecent Shrine People Who Are Hurt

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: dark cracking hall



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Concupiscible fishy crackhouse cuck

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Domesticated transparent indian lodge becky

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Concupiscible fishy crackhouse cuck

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: spectacular circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054439)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Dead half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: underhanded awkward library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: hyperventilating pea-brained pit foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: hyperventilating pea-brained pit foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: stimulating plaza mediation

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: black address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Dead half-breed

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: opaque deranged immigrant

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Dead half-breed

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible fishy crackhouse cuck

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Dead half-breed

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Orchid Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Hairraiser property trump supporter

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: underhanded awkward library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: shivering den turdskin

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Electric cheese-eating tank school cafeteria

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Indecent Shrine People Who Are Hurt

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: umber 180 principal's office fanboi

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: opaque deranged immigrant

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: violet razzmatazz business firm

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: underhanded awkward library

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: violet razzmatazz business firm

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: hyperventilating pea-brained pit foreskin

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Concupiscible fishy crackhouse cuck

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: Sable round eye twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: hyperventilating pea-brained pit foreskin

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Iridescent stock car milk

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: hyperventilating pea-brained pit foreskin

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Dead half-breed

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Iridescent stock car milk

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Dead half-breed

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: underhanded awkward library

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: violet razzmatazz business firm

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: hyperventilating pea-brained pit foreskin

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: underhanded awkward library

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: chestnut piazza selfie

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: painfully honest thriller temple rigpig

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Domesticated transparent indian lodge becky

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Domesticated transparent indian lodge becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: shivering den turdskin

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: sickened kitchen really tough guy

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Jet odious persian

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: indigo vivacious spot fortuitous meteor

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Ebony field skinny woman

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: sickened kitchen really tough guy

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: magenta ticket booth jap

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Electric cheese-eating tank school cafeteria

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: hyperventilating pea-brained pit foreskin

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Ebony field skinny woman

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: sickened kitchen really tough guy

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055482)