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Valedictorian with 1580 SAT only gets into UMass

https://x.com/deedydas/status/1906898551273337209?t=4x_3-N-U...
cheese-eating french chef
  04/01/25
with a 1580 the dood should be smart enough to not go out of...
walnut orchestra pit nowag
  04/01/25
gotta go back to asia man
concupiscible dull dingle berry
  04/01/25
if he did research for a BU prof and didn't even get in ther...
Beady-eyed Frozen Base Coldplay Fan
  04/01/25
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internet-worthy really tough guy halford
  04/01/25
i don't think anyone takes 18 AP tests.
Canary partner sandwich
  04/01/25
i dont think there *are* 18 ap tests
walnut orchestra pit nowag
  04/01/25
And the Dad played football at North Alabama-- i.e., my son ...
internet-worthy really tough guy halford
  04/01/25
umass is a great school!
coral mischievous menage
  04/01/25
Any man would be proud to be the dad of a UMass scholar.
Razzle school cafeteria boiling water
  04/02/25
Ivy League or similarly prestigious school (Boston Universit...
internet-worthy really tough guy halford
  04/01/25
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Frum public bath
  04/01/25
Lol that's the only reason I poasted this.
cheese-eating french chef
  04/01/25
BU is actually decent if you are from Boston or a shitty par...
Rose yapping theater stage
  04/01/25
lmao ran here.
startling stag film
  04/01/25
yeah this seems like subtle BU trolling, not subtle to the x...
lake duck-like deer antler double fault
  04/02/25
Undergrad is irrelevant for anything but i-banking and i-ban...
Nofapping windowlicker hissy fit
  04/01/25
cr. basically *all* talent goes into pro sports or podcastin...
walnut orchestra pit nowag
  04/01/25
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concupiscible dull dingle berry
  04/01/25
Consulting also, but you're overall point is accurate.
galvanic gaping stead
  04/01/25
why is consulting dying?
sooty reading party national
  04/02/25
Damn fine school
Adventurous Stain
  04/01/25
“for CS” jeetslop detected
cruel-hearted yarmulke
  04/01/25
Obvious flame. No one gets 5s on 18 AP exams before senior y...
Flickering friendly grandma kitchen
  04/01/25
Taking 18 AP exams is absolutely way out of range. For a ver...
lascivious fiercely-loyal hospital foreskin
  04/01/25
Disco Fries is a real weirdo. In another age he would have ...
Talking Garrison
  04/01/25
It can happen, I knew a kid in school who took like 25 AP ex...
sick dilemma
  04/01/25
LOL Plenty of people get 5s on APs as junior, especially ...
Rose yapping theater stage
  04/01/25
The algebra-based AP physics exam is harder IMO. it covers m...
Exciting milky gaming laptop library
  04/01/25
Reading comp-pwned? He’s talking about getting 18 s...
Adventurous Stain
  04/01/25
I knew a dude who got 4/5 on every single one that was avail...
Adventurous Stain
  04/01/25
Hegseth was valedictorian, this shit is flame
brass jewess
  04/01/25
that guy isn't dumb at all though. he's clearly pretty smart...
concupiscible dull dingle berry
  04/01/25
Libs just think all white frat guys are Bad….. Im a L...
brass jewess
  04/01/25
Yeah but he drinks alcohol and he replaced some sleepy old n...
cruel-hearted yarmulke
  04/01/25
yeah i guess getting a bunch of cheesy tats in order to more...
concupiscible dull dingle berry
  04/01/25
guys at my high school worked ibanking hours to gun for top ...
Bonkers 180 roommate
  04/01/25
This is a jjc poast, with chill fratty finance dad jock: - ...
Narrow-minded mind-boggling point
  04/01/25
don't forget being vice president of math club in high schoo...
concupiscible dull dingle berry
  04/01/25
...
cruel-hearted yarmulke
  04/01/25
At my school we called Math Club Mu Alpha Theta to sound coo...
lascivious fiercely-loyal hospital foreskin
  04/01/25
Cross-register at Amherst and take as many classes there as ...
light potus queen of the night
  04/01/25
Wrong. He should "transition" and enroll at Smith ...
galvanic gaping stead
  04/01/25
good call: as a chick with a dick, ze could bang so many chi...
light potus queen of the night
  04/01/25
is computer science just over as a field? this is crazy h...
sick dilemma
  04/01/25
Lots of kids applying for CS at these schools have pretty cr...
Stimulating main people gunner
  04/02/25
is it what schopenhauer said? how come public schools dont h...
Lemon International Law Enforcement Agency
  04/02/25
Gender: Male Race/Ethnicity: White
Exciting milky gaming laptop library
  04/02/25
Why do all these morons want to go into computer science?
cheese-eating french chef
  04/02/25
It's the worst major except for all the others
Exciting milky gaming laptop library
  04/02/25
they've been told for literally their whole lives that compu...
sick dilemma
  04/03/25
Who cares? He's not planning to end his career at undergrad...
Razzle school cafeteria boiling water
  04/02/25
IT'S EDUCATIONAL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_tbMN2n...
Frum public bath
  04/03/25


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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: cheese-eating french chef

https://x.com/deedydas/status/1906898551273337209?t=4x_3-N-UISvOwHnaqzU5wA&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802859)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: walnut orchestra pit nowag

with a 1580 the dood should be smart enough to not go out of state for college anyways so its a win-win. im actually surprised that umass even let him in given the history of racial aggression in the area by white people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802872)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: concupiscible dull dingle berry

gotta go back to asia man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802882)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Frozen Base Coldplay Fan

if he did research for a BU prof and didn't even get in there he must be a big autist. but more likely this is flame.

edit: lol 14 day old account, this is his only poast. it's crazy that what would have been low effort flame here in 2008 now gets hundreds of thousands of views.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802895)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: internet-worthy really tough guy halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802903)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: Canary partner sandwich

i don't think anyone takes 18 AP tests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802962)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: walnut orchestra pit nowag

i dont think there *are* 18 ap tests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803876)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: internet-worthy really tough guy halford

And the Dad played football at North Alabama-- i.e., my son is not azn or jeet!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802976)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: coral mischievous menage

umass is a great school!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802898)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Razzle school cafeteria boiling water

Any man would be proud to be the dad of a UMass scholar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48809393)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: internet-worthy really tough guy halford

Ivy League or similarly prestigious school (Boston University, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802902)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Frum public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802961)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: cheese-eating french chef

Lol that's the only reason I poasted this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802977)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Rose yapping theater stage

BU is actually decent if you are from Boston or a shitty part of New England. BC also places very well due to Catholic mafia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803634)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: startling stag film

lmao ran here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803810)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: lake duck-like deer antler double fault

yeah this seems like subtle BU trolling, not subtle to the xo crowd though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48809389)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: Nofapping windowlicker hissy fit

Undergrad is irrelevant for anything but i-banking and i-banking is a dying industry that increasingly attracts shit talent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802910)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:58 AM
Author: walnut orchestra pit nowag

cr. basically *all* talent goes into pro sports or podcasting now. there is nothing resembling *talent* in office jobs lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802929)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: concupiscible dull dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802947)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: galvanic gaping stead

Consulting also, but you're overall point is accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803817)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: sooty reading party national

why is consulting dying?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48806127)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Adventurous Stain

Damn fine school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802950)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: cruel-hearted yarmulke

“for CS”

jeetslop detected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802958)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: Flickering friendly grandma kitchen

Obvious flame. No one gets 5s on 18 AP exams before senior year.

Indulging the flame post for a minute, do people apply to CS programs now? As opposed to just to the school, where they declare a major after freshman year or something. If so, applicants should send several non CS applications and do a math major or something if needed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802963)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: lascivious fiercely-loyal hospital foreskin

Taking 18 AP exams is absolutely way out of range. For a very motivated high school student 8-10 is exceptional. I'd even wager a guess that 10 is top 1-2% of all HS students. I could believe a super striver taking 12 or 13 exams total, including senior year, and maybe 18 is possible, but certainly not before 12th grade.

Also, it's HIGHLY unlikely that the grades on those exams would all be 5/5. Even the brightest students regularly score 4s on AP exams (which is still passing in almost all schools).

Finally, if any of this was true, it'd be retarded for him to go to an Ivy League school for his degree. 18 AP exams is probably worth about 70 credits at most state schools. He should absolutely go to a state school, and finish his degree after 3-4 semesters of 15-18 credits. Then he's done by the end of the summer after graduating high school and he can apply to full time internships in tech or whatever he wants to go after. He has the degree checked off, he's not wasting time in college, and he's off to the races at 19 or 20 instead of 22 or 23.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802996)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Talking Garrison

Disco Fries is a real weirdo. In another age he would have been some self-flagellating monk or something. Just do college in one year and then off to your cubicle!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803673)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: sick dilemma

It can happen, I knew a kid in school who took like 25 AP exams and got 5s on all of them (self-studied, our school didn't offer that many AP classes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803779)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Rose yapping theater stage

LOL

Plenty of people get 5s on APs as junior, especially history, english, lit, etc. If you are at a great high school, the only “hard” ones are BC Calc and Physics C. Also music theory.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803646)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Exciting milky gaming laptop library

The algebra-based AP physics exam is harder IMO. it covers much broader topics than C and you are learning everything the hard way because you aren't using any calculus to derive the formulas. and most colleges don't give you any credit for that one either ljl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803659)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Adventurous Stain

Reading comp-pwned?

He’s talking about getting 18 separate 5s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803812)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Adventurous Stain

I knew a dude who got 4/5 on every single one that was available and he started college as a junior, but he took almost all of them as a senior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803808)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: brass jewess

Hegseth was valedictorian, this shit is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802966)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: concupiscible dull dingle berry

that guy isn't dumb at all though. he's clearly pretty smart, if you listen to him talk

it reminds me of people calling george w bush "dumb" when there was no evidence to back that up at all. he was clearly pretty sharp up until toward the end of his presidency, when he started getting older and losing his edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802975)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: brass jewess

Libs just think all white frat guys are Bad….. Im a Liberal though so I toe the line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802989)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: cruel-hearted yarmulke

Yeah but he drinks alcohol and he replaced some sleepy old nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802993)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: concupiscible dull dingle berry

yeah i guess getting a bunch of cheesy tats in order to more easily fuck more women means that you're "dumb"

checkmate heterosexual white men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803009)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Bonkers 180 roommate

guys at my high school worked ibanking hours to gun for top colleges all the time, it was nbd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802979)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Narrow-minded mind-boggling point

This is a jjc poast, with chill fratty finance dad jock:

- from rural Alabama

- Played college football at North Alabama

- Commodities trader at bulge bracket bank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802985)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: concupiscible dull dingle berry

don't forget being vice president of math club in high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802988)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: cruel-hearted yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803000)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: lascivious fiercely-loyal hospital foreskin

At my school we called Math Club Mu Alpha Theta to sound cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803024)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: light potus queen of the night

Cross-register at Amherst and take as many classes there as possible. Get As and submit a Hail Mary transfer app.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803699)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: galvanic gaping stead

Wrong. He should "transition" and enroll at Smith / Mount Holyoke.

As an autist tranny, he'll be mega-auto-admitted at Google.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803834)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: light potus queen of the night

good call: as a chick with a dick, ze could bang so many chicks without a dick at those schools

it's like when they move a tranny inmate to a women's prison and everyone's suddenly knocked up, including the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803869)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: sick dilemma

is computer science just over as a field? this is crazy

https://www.reddit.com/r/collegeresults/comments/1jpdvss/valedictorian_only_gets_into_3_schools/

valedictorian, recruited athlete, 1580 SAT, rejected from UIUC and Georgia Tech lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48805330)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Stimulating main people gunner

Lots of kids applying for CS at these schools have pretty crazy stats. It’s all about impressing the female admissions staff now with the essays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48805359)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: Lemon International Law Enforcement Agency

is it what schopenhauer said? how come public schools dont have essay writing classes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48805375)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: Exciting milky gaming laptop library

Gender: Male

Race/Ethnicity: White

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48805971)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: cheese-eating french chef

Why do all these morons want to go into computer science?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48806471)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: Exciting milky gaming laptop library

It's the worst major except for all the others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48809371)



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Date: April 3rd, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: sick dilemma

they've been told for literally their whole lives that computer science is growing so fast that they're hiring thousands of Indians from overseas and still can't meet market demand. then the CS job market collapsed in the last 2 years and many schools aren't even holding CS job fairs anymore because no employers are coming but it's too late for these kids because they've spent the last 10 years preparing a "narrative" that they are "passionate" about "computer" and now it's too late to pivot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48811117)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Razzle school cafeteria boiling water

Who cares? He's not planning to end his career at undergrad is he? Just do UMass and dominate there and you can go to a good grad school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48809396)



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Date: April 3rd, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: Frum public bath

IT'S EDUCATIONAL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_tbMN2nLQo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48811181)